Give me your pro tips /o/!
Stay cool, appear confident and don't react surprised to that random truck on the wrong side of the road."I haz this" is what they want from the hour they need to suffer you for.
>>28214782Slam a shot of vodka
>>28214782check your mirrors
>>28214782green means gored means stoporange means floor it
>>28214812Green: Go if it is safe to do so.Amber: Get set because stuff will happen.Red: Stop if it is safe to do so.
I failed. I trained with instructor on a diesel car and this was a regular gas car and I could not properly start it. That was the only issue. I was told I drive well once I get going. I did not know there were any differences.
>>28214871Why is Europe like this?
>>28214871They fucked you over bro, but stalling a car being a failure is bullshit, I had driven the same car on my exam and during lessons. If you get a petrol car next time give it some more gas especially if you are starting on an incline. If you can ask the instructor which car you will be doing your exam and get a few lessons on that car. Good luck next time
>>28214880The problem was starting the car.When I was driving diesel with instructor I never gave gas and just slowly released clutch. Apparently with regular gas car your first press gas pedal and only then release clutch pedal (extremely slowly).
>>28214903That's how it is, I learnt to drive on a diesel before driving school so I got confused when I stalled the mighty 1.0 UP. When you drive a gas car imagine it like you are starting on a hill, give it some gas and it will go. I hope that it's not too expensive to retake the test
>>28214871Eh, better than me. Everything went fine until stop on a slope and then start. I stopped where I was taught to by the instructors, inspector said like "you stopped far from the stop line, error", and for some fucking reason I started shaking like never before. My left leg would go good 20-30cm up and down so fast that I was never able to recreate this in a calm state and the entire car was shakingMoreover, it was winter, the slope was all icy, and not asphalt, but paving stones, so starting is already a bit tricky, but because of the shaking I couldn't operate the clutch preciselySo I fucking did a burnout. On a driving test. And then also couldn't park because that burnout made my nervous system even more unstable and I literally don't remember anything after
>>28215660Why don't you retards just take the test on an automatic if you're too stupid to drive a manual?
>>28215669Doesn't work like that burgerboy.
>>28215669One of my instructors said I should just give up and do automatic so I am just doing manual out of pure spite and hatred. I will do 1000 tests until I pass just to smear it in his face when I finally make it,
>>28215671Yes it does, Ahmed. Take the auto test and drive an auto for the rest of your life. It's better than the fucking bus. >>28215694You should probably give up on life if you need to be instructed on how to drive.
>>28215694It's kinda hilarious to think back to how stressful driving test. Don't overthink that shit even if you failed. So did I, I accidentally turned the wrong way on a one way street and the instructor was and still is in my top 5 most annoying people I've ever met.
>>28215703>drive an auto for the rest of your lifeNow why the fuck would I stoop so low lol.
>>28215669I bought the licence and now drive perfectly fine. All it took was one 1200km winter drive and like 2 months of solo driving in city, and that's it. I bet I drive manual better than you now lol
>>28215708You're below low now being a busrider...>>28215721It took you 2 months to learn manual or 2 months to learn to drive? Both are embarrassing. I was never taught how to drive. I took my written test then my road test without any lessons or instruction. I taught myself how to drive a stick in around 15 minutes. Europoors confirmed for being retarded.
>>28215730>American>Brags about knowing how to drive a stickChecks out.
>>28214782a fiat uno?
>>28215743My parents know how to drive a stick. All my aunts and uncles know how to drive a stick. Most of my zoomer cousins know how to drive a stick. You really think it's a hard skill to learn? People don't drive them here because they aren't forced to like you are in your cuckhole. You might want to look up and compare the manual uptake rate in America vs Europe.
>>28215753ntaonly burgers ever bring up this topic.and only burgers need to emphasize how good they are at it and how their family members can drive stick.
>>28215753>You really think it's a hard skill to learn?I never said it was. But enjoy your grannymatic I guess.
>>28215766lmao yeah fucking right. Do a search here for "hurr amerifats can't drive sticks" and you'll find thousands of posts from euros bragging about their manuals in their 70hp shitboxes. >>28215769I will enjoy it and the 6 liter V8 that's connected to it. Enjoy your 70hp diesel.
>>28215730>I taught myself how to drive a stick in around 15 minutes.Oh, we just have different definitions of "drive manual". The American one is "successfully get the car going without stalling". I dit that the first try on the very first lesson. Ours is listening to what the car wants, predicting changes on the road and shifting accordingly without paying any less attention to the road, while also drinking coffee, smoking and counting cash from the passengers, we are not the same (jk, I just remembered an old pic, picrel)
>>28215781>70hp shitboxesDo you know anything about power to weiht ratio?
>>28215782Uhh no I could do all that shit you listed after 15 minutes with no experience. >>28215787Yeah I know it's irrelevant in the real world. A 50,000lb motorhome is still faster than your 70hp shitbox.
>>28215781>6 liter V8 autotragicOh that's just precious. I've never even driven a diesel btw.
>>28215794You sure did, buddy
>>28215806Keep posting things you will never drive. >>28215807Okay have fun on the bus. Hurry home now before the sharia curfew kicks in.
I passed the test years ago, but haven't been behind the wheel since then.Soon I'll have to rent a van to move my stuff, 2-hour drive.I'm feeling uncomfortable.
>>28215811Lol, cope. Bought her before covid before the prices shot up. But yeah you will luckily never drive it, you'd just break the poor Tremec, granny.
>>28214903>Apparently with regular gas car your first press gas pedal and only then release clutch pedal (extremely slowly).Hate little shitboxes like that. I've only owned big 'murrican V8's with enough torque at idle that you just roll off the clutch at the same time you're rolling into the throttle. There's no rpm flare to get going.
>>28215660>The absolute state ot zoomersIt's not your fault man but yikes
