Is cutting up traffic or “swimming” really wrong if you’re actually good at it?
Yeah it's still wrong. It takes a certain level of skill to be a "bad driver," i.e. someone who speeds and weaves through traffic all the time. That's indisputable. But all it takes is one (1) person to not accommodate your bullshit and end your pathetic life.
>>28224039>and end your pathetic life.Well that depends on how fast you’re going
>>28224037Actually good at what? Reading peoples minds wouldn't even help.
>>28224037Good at what ? Even professional drivers in a race sometimes misjudge what the other drivers are going to do so imagine trying to predict what soccermoms and retards will do in the fast lane.Those morons are not good drivers, just fuckers seeking the thrill and disregarding everyone else. Basically the same level as those participating in takeovers.
>>28224037I love watching them cry as we clean up their cars from the highway after they wreck. Always wondering how these bad things happen to them.
Acting like an aggressive moron can startle some people who expect other traffic participants to act normal. This might result in an accident. Yes, acting in a way that results in others making mistakes is bad.
>>28224094Squeeze benz has never macked >>28224097If you get startled by a car driving by you fast and crash you shouldn’t be driving anyway
>>28224112>If you get startled by a car driving by you fast and crash you shouldn’t be driving anyway>The whole world has to adapt to ME because I said soI bet you're also the kind of retard who doens't understand why waving a gun in public might freak people out because "I know what I'm doing, relax"Also it's not the driving by at high speed thats dangerous, germans deal with it every day on the autobahn. Flocks of retards weaving and cutting you off 20in from your bumper is.
>>28224112People tend to get startled by unexpected actions.People don't expect cars flying at 100km/h on a 50km/h road.If you can't act predictably you shouldn't be driving.
>>28224112>Squeeze benz has never mackedNot yet. And he will be blubbering like a bitch when he does.
>>28224115>>28224117Ok sure be startled but if that alone causes you to crash then you shouldn’t be driving anyway>>282241202 more weeks bro it’s definitely gonna happen bro!
They aren't good drivers tho.They're reliant on other people looking in thier mirrors and not pulling out
>>28224127Some of them aren’t but squeeze Benz is if you haven’t seen his videos
>>28224037>Is cutting up traffic or “swimming” really wrong if you’re actually good at it?It requires no skill though.
>>28224156https://youtu.be/Y_mWsJfU_Pg?siDoing that in a urus definitely requires skill
>>28224159>he managed to keep in a straight line a modern high performance 4wd SUV with all the electronics nanniesWow, such skills. Also the moron in the M5 almost crashed several times, and don't pretend it was all under control the only thing that saved them is that they have good reflexes.
>>28224037Yes it’s retarded. What I’m interested is in how this guy gets these high end cars to do shit like this in
>>28224162No he weaved in and out of tiny gaps in a big ass 2.5 tonne suv doing 120 not talking about the others I already said some of them are shit
>>28224173He’s not even black bruh
>>28224037Even the "good ones" still wreck, they'll just do hit and runs in the process.>>28224112Yes he has lmao>>28224174Spiritually black, which is close enough.
>>28224174niggers aren't exclusively black
>>28224176>Yes he has lmaoNo he hasn’t? Unless you’re talking about when he got rear ended by an idiot? If so that’s not on him is it
>>28224169I squeeze my bigger ass Silverado 2500 work truck though dense, backed up traffic and riding the shoulder at 40 when I respond to accidents. May not be 120, but my point is once you know the width of the car you can do anything. It isn't hard.Also, he is taking the gaps more at 50-60 accounting for the speed of the other cars but I guess we can conveniently forget that.
>>28224169What a moronic take, your Mom must have been a heavy drinker.
>>28224184He drives a different car every videoHe’s definitely not taking gaps at 50-60 you obviously haven’t watched the video.
https://youtube.com/shorts/SUCovHr6qEc?si=z4xpVPl8o-12mt1G
>>28224181>Not on him>Still participated and encouraged the behaviorNo, he's a dumb idiot and deserves to take the bus. There's better scenes in the area, "swimming" is for morons with leased German cars. Like ricers but with 400hp BMWs.
>>28224186Great rebuttal dude!>>28224191But we were talking about the skill of the driver? It’s not on him that some idiot rear ended him
>>28224187Which one? The one where the cars are also 60-70?>120-70=50Relatively, he's going 50-60.Show me the one where he is weaving through stationary objects at 120.
>>28224193Ok nerd
>>28224192It doesn't matter it's still stupid. Even if he directly has not been in an accident he inspires hundreds of idiots in the area to get into accidents. He even out right admits that he should not be driving.And it's still his fault for not possibly anticipating what the other driver could doSeriously stop defending this idiot, NYPD already changed their Chase policy and nycdep is installing exhaust sound cameras because of dumb Russian teenagers cruising Ocean Ave in salvage title BMWs with burble tunes at 1am
>>28224194
>>28224198Even when they do chase they still can never catch him
>>28224189>>28224181> he got rear endedThis video reminds me of poojeets who get in front of a train to look cool on a camera a moment before they get turned into a meat smoothie.
>>28224201Again it doesn't matter, it's making owning anything remotely sporty more of a hassle to own. Idiots like him are why we are going to get highway speed cameras next, with the logic that if you can't chase them you can at least ticket them.You know those exhaust cameras go off at 89db and it's an automatic $800 fine right?
>>28224207>with the logic that if you can't chase them you can at least ticket themYou know he never has plates right?Also why are you concerned about speed cameras? You’ve been preaching to me about how this guy is the devil and putting peoples lives at risk, you wouldn’t be speeding would you?
>>28224198cops doing pursuits is retarded.I’m surprised I haven’t seen a single instance where they take the plate, let the retard go home, then just show up the next day at his doorstep to arrest him. Pursuits are always a loss-loss situation, both for the nigger-brained cop craving action and for the retard who started the pursuit in the first place.
Faggots like this are why my insurance is so high. That alone makes me want to shoot him.
>>28224208Again it doesn't matter you're missing the point. Because of him you already have hundreds of idiots trying to do the same exact thing. It's making the spot hot. He is directly part of the problem even if he hasn't gotten into an accident. It's not any different than blaming drill rappers in Chicago and NYC for dumb nigs shooting their "opps" before graduating high school
>>28224211Ignored my question
>>28224213You're not even from here so it doesn't matter. You'll understand when your balls drop.
>>28224216Still ignoring my question
>>28224217Fine, I'm concerned about speed cameras because I LIVE HERE and I'm directly affected by the stupid shit that's done by him. Because it's a easy way for local politicians to show they're doing something against "traffic violence" by installing automated + actual enforcement that makes MY LIFE just a little shittier every year. And I'm not even getting into the retarded high insurance rates that have you paying 3x of what someone even outside of the 5 Boros pays.NYS DMV for example updated their computers making tuned ECUs impossible to pass inspection. The emissions computers cross reference the factory vehicle tune's hash ID to what's on the ECU. That's because of flash tuners on BMWs and dieseltards.NYC DEP installed exhaust cameras just like European cities. And a few pols are already pushing for more speed cams. They're already pushing to lower the speed limit from 25mph to 20mph effective next year. The same people driving like morons on the street for Instagram likes are the same ones making it easy for streetsblog urbanist yimby /r/fuckcars and /r/MicromobilityNYC redditors to push congestion charges, road diets/bike lanes, automated traffic enforcement (cameras), speed enforcement, etc making it just A LITTLE MORE MISERABLE to live here.I don't want ANY OF THIS SHIT.
>>28224209All of those cars are either stolen or rented with a fake identity. If you can't catch them on the spot you never will.
>>28224159why? they speed delta between the rest of traffic is only like 20-30mph most of the time, along with traction control and what not, it's basically autocross
>this is what car culture has devolved intoi hate niggers and kikes so much it's unreal
>>28224247You do it then
>>28224039>But all it takes is one (1) person to not accommodate your bullshitThis. It's one person who slams the brakes when they can't comprehend someone else swerving like a retard behind them and now everybody lte for work
>nigger in a 4wd soccer mom suv that has more nannies than a nursery can press the gas and weave through traffic at 60mph on straight highwayyou have to be 12 to think this is impressive
>>28224037imagine living in a nigger and spic infested shithole
>>28224220land of the free, baby!
>>28224037All these dudes just copying that Russian in the bimmer
>>28224159>complete disregard for the safety of others>putting people at risk for fun>nigger music>flashy expensive cars you didnt work forthis is peak nigger behavior
>>28224097I think cops are bad because of this. They do so much crap that just causes people to stop thinking about the road and think about the cop. I wonder how many accidents they cause.
>>28224037If retards didn't all cruise at the same speed across all lanes, they wouldn't have to weave around them.Why don't people use the passing lane to pass in liberal states?
>>28224560Because the state put carpool lanes there
If you 'squeeze' near my valuable car I will attack you, handcuff you to the bumper and drag you off at 140mph untill you resemble an empty paint bucket.
>>28224576>respecting the carpool laneImagine!
>>28224580You gotta catch me first, baby
>>28224189>incoherent monkey noises
>>28224037the only reason why "cutting up" is even a thing is because of niggers and american highways being 10 lanes of randomly spaced cars at random speeds. in a country with right-lane rule there would be nothing to "cut up", he'd just be hogging the left lane at 120mph like every other merc, bimmer and audi
>>28224597Why do muricans do this? Is it just a liberal thing?
>>28224112you must be 18 to post on this website
>>28224582Can't really do shit when you have 4+ lanes of traffic at pace with each other
>>28224580You would just crash yourself tryIng to catch them
>>28224136>speeds a little over the limit in traffic jamswoah, so much skill!
>>28224858You do it then, record it and upload it
>>28224037Lowest IQ-tier behavior, honestly lower than takeovers that, while dumb, only put the retards recording them at risk. Niggas unironically will spend all day on No Hesi servers in Assetto Corsa (that now feature maps featuring American highway systems with heavy traffic) and then go out on the streets to recreate it IRL.I'll make a few very rare exceptions for the people that do things like street drifting in heavy traffic in third-world countries with manual transmission vehicles, since A. powersliding and B. driving manuals are both things that not a single one of these "swimming" groids can do (RIP Giorgi, IYKYK). Speeds also aren't as excessive either, some dude sliding around heavy traffic going 30mph is less of a danger to others than some retard weaving through traffic at highway speeds and up.Why the fuck do they *try* and get close to other cars when "swimming" anyway? You don't get extra points/XP/naws from a near miss like you do in a video game.>>28224597Good point, the practice simply wouldn't exist if everyone in the US drove like most other civilized countries.
>>28225016Wheres981 drives manual so you’re wrong G
>>28225039again dickriding complete idiot tiktokers doing stupid shit for clout
>>28225041Look how angry you get when I correct you when you were WRONG. Why do you hate facts
>>28225039>look up clip>running red lights>literally trying to get close to other cars instead of giving a wide berth>still swinging to the right lane to cut across 5 lanes of traffic to cut 5 lanes to the right and 3 lanes to the left again>goes into a slide at triple digit speeds and wrecks like a retard>driving automatic anyway (don't care)>ebonics in literally every last fucking YT commentYeah, don't care, low-IQ nigger-tier behavior and looking the dude up only reiterated that.>>28225047>YouIt was me idiot, I'm not >>28225041We all think this shit is a cancer that is making people think car enthusiasts are fuckheads. Is "oh, but he drives manual" supposed to shut down everything else I just said?>tl;dr if you weave through heavy traffic you're a retarded double niggerThere, simple.
>>28225052You said they can’t drive manual I proved you wrong just accept I beat you and leave it bud
>>28225056dumb dick riding herb little kid
>>28225067Bro is so mad lmao
>>28225074can't wait until you crash for 2 views on Facebook live lmk when I catch your shitbox on coparthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DE-p1hnyMA2/
>>28224560>retards didn't all cruise at the same speed across all lanes, they wouldn't have to weave around them.lol man take that jungle law shit back to zimbabway or Somalia wherever the fuck you crawled out of you nu-male faggot
>>28225080Why do muricans drive the same speed in every lane?
>>28225103Born 'n' raised in California, sonNow get the FUCK out of the something when you see those somethings and something
Funny how nocar cellies on /o/ always seethe at people with cars who actually drive lmao.
>>28225136Just the way of nature
>>28225136>niggers with stolen carsftfy
>>28225171RentedFtfy
Niggers are sort,ve weird
>>28224037Not if you’re good at it. The problem is the vast majority of “people” doing it aren’t. All the really skilled Swedes like Ghost Rider are based. Niggers in stolen crossovers and mopar junk are cringe >>28224112He crashed on that one livestream with that skinny faggot mutt who was screaming the whole time
>>28225521> cutting it close by definition> someone switches lanes> crash> take out 5-15 other cars> all because you don't have the skill to compete in a real raceGhostrider gets a pass because he would only be killing himself.
>>28225537He drives cars quite a bit too. It seems like a big thing in Sweden for some reason. All those guys drive way less risky than “swimmers”
>>28224159Extremely based.Inferior drivers should just get out of the way.Or better yet, get off the road and leave driving to people who know how to enjoy it properly.
>>28224220I think a lot more people are getting sick of the “urbanist”/anti-car stuff than you realize, especially in America. I hope that someday once the left is completely crushed the new regime will do things like renovate the interstate system into autobahns and the country’s backroads to the same standards as the Isle of Man and encourage fast driving (that isn’t this shit) to make the public even less tolerant of their driving freedoms being infringed upon in the future
>>28224039>>28224093>>28224097Fuck the normies.When people go for a walk, they shouldn't bring their cars along.Drive fast or get off the road.
>>28224605You're not allowed to have fun in America unless you're rich.
>>28225551Did you watch >>28224159?Why do the "npcs" all drive the same speed across all lanes, randomly hit the brake, and just do generally npc-like things, to use the parlance of our times?
What is wrong with the US justice system? There's evidence of enough violations to put this clown behind bars yet he's allowed to keep putting thousands of lives in danger?
>>28225739ruffh0le (rofl)the USgAy is a failed cunt-tree (country)the west is a failed "civilization"
>>28225739Is there? Where’s the proof that he is driving? He wears a helmet and gloves every video and doesn’t talk
>>28225805autistic FREAK
>>28225808You’re raging hahaha
>>28224037>good at itthere is no skill involved. there is only dumb luck.
>>28225739Apparently he's some rich trust fund kind who's daddy works on wall street, so he'd never face any serious charges.
>>28224037The only thing pole positioning shows is that you lack impulse control. Don't be that gay.
>>28224159Looks really lame compared to when motorcycles do it
>>28226879https://youtu.be/K4dZ5UUT39s
>>28224037>Is cutting up traffic or “swimming”That shit is for black and brown people
>>28226883You must love it then, kek
>>28226886Nah I'm white, I do the speed limit and keep lane changes to the absolute minimum
>>28226893Shouldnta gotten rid of the E39 then LOL
>>28226894Why?I got it for free, it's a fine daily driverI'll probably give it to my friend since I have so many cars that are registered and insured that it's costing me fuckin thousands per year in cars that I never even drive
>>28226898Why would you get rid of your best car -- the best sports sedan overall that there is -- just to collect slow truck bullshits?
>>28226907>Why would you get rid of your best carI just like to help my friends and they would use it more than me so why not
>>28226910Aw that's cute!E39s should be experienced by all, even if they have black or indigenous paint of color
>>28225739There is no justice system in the US. A literal convicted felon and rapist was just allowed to become president.
>>28224037/o/ can't seem to decide if driving like a jogger is good or bad
>>28226944I just want people to use the passing lane how it's supposed to be used, then move back over
>>28226948We're talking about swimming and cutting, and aggressively. If for clout too, then please post hand.
>>28226949Sometimes one needs to drive around everyone driving the same speed across all lanes just to go the speed limit
>>28226855>some rich trust fund kind who's daddy works on wall streetDeep pockets.Someone will wreck, sue daddy and the kid will be a busrider for the rest of his life.
>>28226944This board is full of shitskins now why are you even surprised?
>>28226881cant wait for the inevitable asphalt meat smear
>>28224037Considering the rap sheet he's built over the years, how the fuck is he released already?
>>28227265NYC Justice System is a joke and won't do shit unless you commit a violent felony and then it'll need public pressure to get something done.Too many inmates, liberal judges, not enough jails = zero incentive to keep you locked up.The problem is that in the process it only goes after easy targets with something to lose (careers, families, etc). If you have nothing to lose or you're a loser anyways the NYC criminal justice system is a speed bump.>>28227250It's funnier because when they total their cars out they delete all their social media out of embarrassment. See this page on IG.
>>28226944>/o/ can't seem to decide if driving like a jogger is good or badAnon has shown up with a fresh name for the same shit. Its pretty fucking cringe in general. IMO its a little less cringe when they're on motorcycles simply because there is no safety equipment and if they fuck up they're basically dead.
>>28224037I like it it's high risk. Badass.
Melanin-enriched behaviour
highway cutting is cool as long as average speeds are >120 mph on american highways or >160 km/h on japanese highwaysi'm not a real highway cutter but i am a professional that commutes 75 miles a day, half of which through dense city traffic, and it just makes sense that you become a good driver by navigating that slop every single day twice a day; basically this: >>28226996the gay part is that instead of being middle class / upper middle class psychopaths on their way to their job where they turn wrenches on nuclear reactors or do rocket science , it's pleb social media culture tainting the performance driving aspect by having clicks subsidize crashing, giving them basically infinite risk tolerance compared to the professionals who are commuting to their actual jobs>>28225016takeovers and city drifting is all extremely slow and therefore gay. slow driving is literally never cool.
>>28224037are you good at it or do you believe you're good at it?
>>28227977Lol whenever I drive white collar faggots around they cry that I'm driving too "crazy"
>>28224582>receives 75$ fine in the mailKek
>>28224037In the world of software operations there is a question we always ask about service teams that aren't having failures. Are you good or are you lucky? In the vast majority of cases it's because they are lucky, not good. "People" who claim they are good drivers doing stupid shit are 100% lucky and not good and invariably end up being shoveled out of their crushed car when the luck runs out. Hopefully sooner rather than later so we can all have a good laugh at their death
>>28224037anyone can "swim" on a five lane highway at 8pm. there's no talent to be found here, if there was they wouldn't be driving a fucking Benz.
>>28224159>*@228-2:38 nearly plows into the ass end of traffic.*I've seen enough. Go back to NFSUMW.
>>28230818couple points1.squeeze benz is legitimately good from what ive seenhe actually understands the limits of any car he drives, the space, speed, etc. there's a ton of these "swimmer" copycats and theyre so sloppy2. i dont know if its "lucky" but youre right that them surviving isn't attributable to the skill of the swimmersOften times people compensate for retards on the road who drive erratically by being as predictable as possible. so other people are skilled enough to compensate for your stupidity. thats not a skill.
I think the cops in my area would actually rape you if they caught you doing this
>>28226944Only low IQ unwashed monkeys like that sort of shit
>>28224585It's not going to be hard to track your attention whore carYou won't even know if someone was following you
>>28230818>People" who claim they are good drivers doing stupid shit are 100% lucky and not good and invariably end up being shoveled out of their crushed car when the luck runs out.This is a stupid argument. Tourist Trophy riders are without a doubt incredibly skilled but they all know surviving comes down purely to luck. Just because luck plays a factor in survival doesn't mean there is no element of skill.Typical dumbfuck software nigger who has to preface EVERYTHING you say with "huur I'm a software engineer".
>>28224037>swim team on /o/Gen Alpha finally invaded the boomer board, abandon all hope ye who enter here
>>28234255We're already flooded by ignoramuses that have literally zero clue what they're talking aboutAll they're good at is being absolute clowns
>>28234259That's why I enjoy pages on social media exposing these idiots. It's all gonna lead to something stupid like highway speed cameras or mandated limits on cars after 2030
>>28234261Sean is a swimmer too (former kinda he mostly seems to fuck around on backroads now), he just has beef with swim team because he's just slightly more mature than they are and they don't like that, so they didn't let him in. I wouldn't give him too much credit.
>>28225543So you're crushing your car then right?
>>28224037>cutting up>swimmingDriving like a jackass, in other words. You gain nothing from this. It's not any faster, you're not impressing anyone other than your jackass friends and maybe social media, and you are risking the lives of others to do it. I don't understand this. If you want to race go to a track and race there. Don't do this on public roads.
>>28235377>It's not any fasterI agree with your whole post but then you have to go and tell an obvious lie. Why lie? It is faster by definition. Are you confused?
>slower traffic blocking the passing lane>room to pass on the right>waaaaah driving faster than the boomer barricade is wroooongIf slower traffic kept right, it would be impossible to "cut up traffic". Faster drivers would be forced to pass on the left, in a passing lane. It's really the whole point of having more than one lane.
>>28234262Well that's encouraging but disappointing. Maybe its better to leave them in their containment zone so they don't fly off the mountain and fuck up another scene in leased BMWs.
>>28234261>SwimmedGod damn if baffles me how a generation that grew up reading from a phone have such terrible grammar.
>>28230727It's $481 here lole
Cutting up is boring as all get out after staying in the mountains too long and using both lanes. Most corners are a gamble on something.
>>28224097you know if you're being a dickhead or not
>>28226919Dilate, YWNBAW, 42, etc.