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ku

>>28637077
cute thumper

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>>28637063
Honda! :D

>>28637062
I wish I bought the 500. There are 4 rebel frens in these generals. Everything is easy to work on until you need to touch the airbox. The airbox needs the entire rear to be off to pull out. Lucky you can change the filter very carefully from the side.
Honestly the best first mods should be sliders/bars and a better seat. The seat absolutely blows and even chinese and thai seats are better.

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>a feet forward e-moto w/ ~200 mile range
i feel like there's some potential in making a cheaper copy of this
it's pricy but there's features on it out the ass

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>28637101
brap trap

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>>28637085
Do you have any recommendations for seats? I agree that the seat is terrible lol. Slider bars would be a good idea as well. I have to do the break in service (600mi) soon but I'm just gonna take it to the place I bought it from. It's my first "new" bike so I wanted to get something small and easy to maintain. Its way faster than the '86 nighthawk I learned on. I'm 6'2" so I look a little goofy on it but I'm ok with that lol.

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>>28637083
Thanks! i can't wait for the rain to stop so i can take it on a full day of nice roads. i want to finish break-in as soon as possible and get the full experience with it

>>28637084
I rode with a big rebel once in a group ride and it's a cool bike! Honda did a very nice job on them

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kino

>>28637101
I bet it looks like cottage cheese underneath

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>Can't Goon

poor guy.

Also why does it seem like a 1910s hipster bike shaking itself apart and throwing off a cat ear helmet girl motovlogger has profoundly effected him but he himself crossing into the oncoming lane on a blind corner knee down and ending up inside the frunk of a Porsche didn't activate a single neuron in his brain?

Wheres the deathwish lanesplitting leaf whos ego buttblasted all the jannoids from dbt?
I have a bone to pick with societal jannids, we should lanesplit like rrtards together, ill bring my zx14r if it works out this year

Also
Texas bros
Ive become one with the garage, can confirm i am able to sleep on one as long as spidor and mouse stays the fuck back

>>28637113
Both I and the other anon use the same seat that has been rebranded. Cheapest decent seats are to use a seath from a royal Enfield hunter but honestly ones made for the bike are plentiful for sub 200 USD on ebay and amazon, absolutely everything has more pad than OEM. Thickest there is is the noi/vastmt 2 up which gives a bit over 2" more height. Reminder the cmx1100 seats and parts don't fit the 300 and 500 but the 300 and 500 use almost all the same parts for better or worse outside engine components. Suspension because of tariffs you have three official options period being yss, ohlin, burly, and gears racing. Unofficially you can use sr250,400,500 and triumph Bonneville aftermarket shocks work with 14mm eye brearings and 2mm spacers.
There is less engine work you can do on the 500 but it also kinda doesn't need it.

Anyways fucking jbs now has a shipping cost and tariff markup making it more expensive than yss shocks for my project with the rebel so I have to hold off again.

>>28637183
probably more to do with that other retard half killing himself that 100% of people weren't surprised about even one iota.

>>28637198
Yeah probably. His own accident he can say "ok that was stupid, I'm going to be less stupid", but when a friend gets crippled for life that's a lot harder to shrug off emotionally.

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Guys I kind of want to save for the new Super Four, and not just because I love Hane but also because the new one actually looks kinda slick.

>>28637183
This guy is such a turbofaggot even though we’re throwing rocks at him I’d rather just pretend he doesn’t exist at all

>>28637208
It actually looks like a really good date night bike, especially for anons outside the US who can't get cheap Harleys.
>big and powerful
>upright
>comfy pillion seat
>looks like a normal bike, not like some Chinese insect face

>>28637208
sure, they're going to sell a million of them when they launch.

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Hissatsu!

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>>28637183
YAHOOOOOOOO

>>28637247
Cute ninja.

>>28637183
he's a simp for that browntown poon, even tho she has a long time BF
he didnt feel bad about his own crash because it made his brain swell to the idiotic size his head now is, and that pressure clearly turned the self-preservation meter off even harder, he only cares now because its good for ad revenue

>>28637187
>deathwish lanesplitting leaf
dead hopefully, or finally got the knock at the door from the cops

>>28637208
Again I have a reasonably large feeling it won't come state side like the gb350 doesn't. We only got the big bore super fours despite it being hondas flagship UJM.

>>28637284
Correction I should say their other flagship ujm since honda had hawk line and the super four line at the same time.

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>>28637208
I wanted to buy a tourer, but the super four is tempting me...

Give me a reason not to try alibaba special rfy shocks on my rebel300. I see youtube showing them on sportsters and I am still trying to make this bike like an old ascot.

>>28637310
It's a honder 500, it'll be cheap enough to get both. I have a tourer (R1250RS) and I'm considering the Super Four for an around town bike. I miss having something lightweight.

my rear tire exploded :(

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Bmw chromed the cat

>>28637324
don't buy chink rubber next time :(

>>28637324
Should have bought Shinko tires.

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>>28637187
Still here, I was postan a bit last thread too. Got a better AI GENERATOR so the quality is superior, still need to adjust settings on it thoughever, this is just whatever the base is and then reshat out on a lowly medium quality through my trashware AI EDITING SOFTWARE so that it doesn't take 6 years to compute (plus fits in catbox).

https://files.catbox.moe/2ond3p.mp4

>dat dere music
Sorry Iass, but it was the ai generator which suggests what the evil criminal was listening to so I can't put anything else in.

> have a bone to pick with societal jannids
Based, fuck those piggies in GTA 6. When my best friend in minecraft finally get his GIXXER THOU (or maybe 750) he said he won't even bother buying insurance because he ain't running plates.

> we should lanesplit like rrtards together
Down, although in the empty lanes ur gonna have to be bored with me cus this lil guy is only made for splitting, curves, and hooligan activities. Its an intentional leash I made for myself, no highway pulls, only speed will come from skill in tight areas. Near January or February I will hopefully have my next bike, shall see what the FB marketplace for clapped out squid misses brings me.

>>28637334
it was a road6

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>>28637347
sums up all of your posts
now fuck off you pathetic sod

real funny that youre not uploading them to your jewtube account anymore, rat.

>>28637354
Thank you schizosister.

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>>28637347
couldnt stay away, could you faggot?

>>28637363
Thank you for the second reply schizosister.

>>28637347
>no wheelies
>cutting through traffic marginally faster than the cars
weak b8 m8

>>28637368
Post yourself doing literally anything at all, then post your bike, then post yourself riding your bike, and then post yourself doing a wheelie.
Let me guess? None of the above?

Dat dere computer rider, xis bike is his wheelchair and xis throttle is the mouse and keyboard JEJ.

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You can take an excavator on the burgerking ring but not a motorcycle.

>>28637391
turd bird ring

>>28637372
>seething incoherently
>grasping at straws
>aaaaad hominem
SNEED
(you still can’t wheelie lol)

>>28637391
yeah because squidretards kept killing themselves on bike days
or causing multi-million euro crashes on mixed days

>>28637395
Thank you nobiker.

>>28637334
>>28637337
So which is it?

>>28637391
Cagies got tired of seeing vehicles that actually take skill to pilot, so they voted them off out of insecurity.

>>28637402
I thought it was because all the corners had bikeshredder metal guard rails and they didn't want to pay to make it less deadly.

>>28637402
>skill to pilot
biggest cope i've seen on /dbt/
indians ride these things with literally 0 training, and pakis drive uberjeets on them all day long in sideways rain

>>28637405
too many deaths and crashes caused by bikes

>>28637407
>and pakis drive uberjeets on them all day long in sideways rain
At 10-20mph that's not particularly difficult. Weather riding skill requirements increase with the square of speed.

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>>28637396
>Partake in expensive/dangerous hobby
>Surprised when expensive/dangerous things happen
If crashing worries someone then they are way over budget.

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All honest working men should get 2 hours, at least monthly if not semi-monthly, on a Friday, in case you have maintenance jobs on your vehicle.

>>28637405
Nah, its always down to cagie insecurity. Imagine spending 6 figures on your car just to get embarrassed by a clapped out $2000 636. Hell they get embarrassed by 5hp scooters everytime traffic exists.

>>28637407
>indians ride these things with literally 0 training,
And prepubescent karens drive cars while texting and 0 training, everything about bikes is 20x harder than carfagging. You are a nobike.

>>28637412
>£2000 pissmissle held together by zipties, ducktape and hope slams into the side of your konigsegg jesko
yeah i dont think its worth it for nuremburg to even entertain the lawsuits that'd bring

>>28637415
>everything about bikes is 20x harder than carfagging
you're actually delulu

>>28637410
ive seen poojeets doing 50 in 1 foot of snow in canadia
despite their shitskin, open face helmet and sandals, they're somehow riding harder than most-all of /dbt/
[I AM NOT A SHITSKIN AND I CURSE VISHNU]

>>28637420
>despite their shitskin, open face helmet and sandals, they're somehow riding harder than most-all of /dbt/
It's not courage when you're literally too stupid to fear death. Same thing with the pajeet truckers causing crashes everywhere.

>>28637416
>3 million dollar car is being chased by $2000 bike
JEJ, got what he deserved for "driving" a vehicle that drives itself.

>ive seen poojeets doing 50 in 1 foot of snow in canadia
No you haven't, literally the definition of shit that never happened.

>>28637423
and yet, they outride most of the faggots here, including the ktm390 retard that said he was leaving and never posting again

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>>28637423
>>28637426
Two nobikes discussing which imaginary Indian boogieman is riding better than themselves.

L
O
L

>>28637416
Anything can be solved with a waiver.

>>28637425
>shit that never happened
when it starts snowing, I order a single coffee from mcdonalds 2mins down the road from me and tell them i'll tip $10-20 if they can beat the delivery clock
i'll record some and post it here this year

>>28637429
nobody would bring their expensive toys if you had to sign a waiver, which would kill the entire idea of the road for 90% of the people spending money there like the brokies they are

>>28637432
When you finally buy a bike and go out on 1 foot of snow, let us know.

Actually lets rewind this, when you finally get a bike at all, let us know.

>>28637437
nice reading comprehension you redditspacing faggot LOL.

>>28637426
>they outride most of the faggots
Bullshit. The suburb north of me has turned into Little Mumbai, and I ride through on my way out of town. Every single Indian on 2 wheels drives 5 miles under the limit and thinking about bobbs instead of the traffic around them.

>>28637439
Thank you nobike

>>28637428
390leafaggot is SEETHING!

>>28637446
Post yourself riding.

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>>28637448

>>28637084
Lmao imagine wearing gloves on one of those the aesthetic is no helmet and no gloves because you're a badass and thats what your bones are for

>>28637451
Thank you nobike

>p-post a video
>n-no bike

get some new lines, faggot
maybe a line long enough to garrotte yourself

>>28637460
Thank you nobike.

free (You) farm

>>28637466
Thank you schizosister.

Should I just get another motorcycle if I don't have a car. I'm 18 and wanted a car to pick girls up easier than my DR200 but eh I'm likely going to stay a virgin either way. I'm saving up $6k and will spend this money on either a used car or a motorcycle. I'm considering a Honda Rebel 500 I think 500cc is the largest before your MPG is worse than a Camry but they might be boomer esque and look weird for a young person to ride.

>>28637436
>We are not responsible for any damage to any automobiles you willingly bring to this track
ez.

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>>28637183
>didn't activate a single neuron in his brain?
That's why he dose track days now. He's also a dad now. Also he had a video admitting that social media and influences are ruining some of the best roads in America. All those thing combined is why he is starting to push no fun time on the street.

He is right about the social media thing.

>>28637469
where you live do you actually get winters? if yes, get a car
dont worry about mpg on a car, especially not comparing it to a camry
if you care about mpg just get a prius, they look retarded but theyre unbeatable for economy

>>28637469
>MPG is worse than a Camry
I get 10mpg better than a Camry on a fucking air cooled 650cc. A rebel 500 should kick the shit out of both those vehicles in the MPG department.

>>28637472
yes, and then nobody brings their expensive cars
and they lose all the "toll" money
so other less-nice car drivers dont come
and they lose more money
then the car watchers/spotters dont come
so they lose more money
and the local cafes dont get customers
so they lose more money
then the repairs get worse each year
so less people come
spiral spiral spiral etc.

they have to babby every hypercar faggot because without them its just another boring road that nobody would visit, and somewhere else would take its place as being the go-to fun track

>>28637469
what sort of camry are you buying that gets that good mpg?
I get about 61-62 out of my Ninjer650

>>28637478
I live in NY state so yeah it gets pretty cold but I was daily driving the bike last winter and handled it by just taking 35mph backroads so im not hit with awful 20 degree winds it snows like 3 times a winter nowadays so that's not a big concern to me

>>28637474
This would be different if these girls were social media influencers

>>28637489
>snows like 3 times a winter
for now
all it takes is 1 bad blizzard and youre snowed off for a 2 weeks with a bike
probably leaving it a little late to be thinking of a winter car, and definitely too early to be buying a new bike (wait till February for good deals)

>>28637496
>>28637489
>probably leaving it a little late to be thinking of a winter car
not that you shouldnt get one, mind you, if you can find one
but personally I'd have started looking months ago

and as other anons said on the maybe do some more research into the mpg of the bikes you live vs cars you can afford
bikes are pretty rad at going far

>>28637474
He is the social media thing has caused a backlash where I live and cops have a lot less tolerance for riding
It is what it is though these things go in phases

https://youtube.com/shorts/G-CrNaLUbNQ
Is xr650L good wheelie bike? I thought they were pretty turd-like, eg dr650?

>>28637519
the relative high torque/low weight makes them easy to wheelie
but they have terrible balance, and youre probably going to loop it endless times if you ever try to get it to 12oclock without mods and YEARS of practice

>>28637520
>but they have terrible balance
Nobike retard.

>>28637522
t. spastic leafnigger who just posts contrarian shit

>>28637526
>who just posts contrarian shit
Aka you. Feel free to explain to everyone how a bike would have "terrible balance". Then explain at which point in your nobike life you have riden a xr650l. Finally you can post yourself doing 1 (one) wheelie, because surely, you can wheelie if you are discussing this?

>>28637528
post your cock and balls or shut the fuck up

>>28637531
Thank you nobike.

>>28637528
>t. posted himself lifting the front 1 (one) foot for 1 (one) bike length
you try to flex but nobody believes you man I’m sorry

>>28637528
>surely, you can wheelie if you are discussing this
ironic, coming from the leafnigger who claims to "limit himself" to no wheelies

>>28637536
>>28637537
>its another redditdads seethe about whoolies episode
JEJ, what is it about this topic that rattles them so much?

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>post wheelie post wheelie post wheelie
>>cant wheelie himself
>>claims to be limiting himself
>>is a fucking leaf

>>28637540
>deflect
>deflect
>deflect

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>>28637546
>>28637547
Poor lasses really are mindbroken when you just ask them to post themselves doing literally anything on a bike instead of living on 4cuck.org all day. Later fags, enjoy the larping. "terrible balance" LMAOOOOOOOOO

not seeing you post a wheelie leafnigger, hmm?

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>post wheelie post wheelie post wheelie
>fuck off faggot
>uh im leaving for real this time

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Is he gone lol I’d take pink hornet tranner or go over this guy any day. At least they were a real riders who rode for joy not attention on an anonymous Chilean mungbeetle-raising facebook group

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>>28637583
GN fuckin phoneposting these days I swear

>>28637504
All bikes or just sport bikes? It seems like sport bikes get the short end of the stick right now. But even then It seems like people maneuver to block me just in case I lane split more now. I tend to stop one one side of the lane or other just in case I need to escape and people will move over last second all the way to the line. I've even seen people roll there window down and then back up when we start moving again. People spend too much time on line.

>>28637593
100% sport bikes. And real/unplated dirtbikes but those are illegal from the get-go

>>28637593
avg cop doesnt know the difference between a sports, sports tourer, tourer or naked
bikes come in 2 categories to them; crotchrocket and harley
and both are hated for their own reason and riders, because they dont care about the nuisance of bike categories or the niches of each types riders

>>28637469
There is cb500, scl500, cbr500r, nx500 all pretty much the same bikes. F850gs has better fuel milage than my Honda fit.

>>28637391
I remember reading about the ban and finding out that theres fucking towns in Germany that completely banned motorcycles.

What the fuck is wrong over there?

>>28637609
turbolibs their whole genetic pool was reduced to the feeble a few generations back so it’s understandable

>>28637609
>What the fuck is wrong over there?
It's full of Germans.

>>28637609
Wait till you learn about china having whole providences with two wheel bans that even include scooters.

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>>28637621
chinks shouldnt be allowed to ride bikes

>>28637604
Weird. I get the duece from police when I roll by them doing traffic bullshit.

>>28637625
They banned for the same reason. Noise complaints. Meanwhile I make less noise than every v6 "muscle" car the next gens have gutted.

>>28637625
or exist

If your country or state didn't care if you removed the cat from your bike, would you?

>>28637644
if you care what your country thinks about your cat
and cant find an inspector who passes you without one
youre not a real biker

>>28637644
My state doesn't do inspections so I could, I just don't feel like doing any tuning on my current bike.

>>28637644
Mine doesn't so long as you don't make over 98db

>>28637644
have to replace the whole system on my bike, rather than being able to just chop it out
so not worth the hassle

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>>28637609
>What the fuck is wrong over there?
It's a mystery.

>>28637644
my bike never had cats from the factory

>>28637644
I don't think my bike even has a catalytic converter.

>>28637644
Mein vëëfer already leaves particulates everywhere lol.

>>28637658
Every Single Time

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOqk3ypjtDd/?igsh=M2t3YWpscWZncTBj

>>28637691
>he has a facebook login
you are weak

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>>28635832
>Inb4 1200cc
It's a lowish revving two cylinder, IDGAF about the cylinder volume.

>>28637768
>low revving
>515lbs wet
>wide as fuck
>bmw
I'm good

>>28637063
stale reddit thread

>found out Suzuki updated the DRZ
>they made it heavier, holds less gas and still doesnt have 6 gears
>$9000 + tip
What a turd nugget of a company.
Like the Harley Davidson of rice rocket boomers.

Also I feel bad for the kids getting into it these days.
It's a completely different world on the road from when I started a decade ago.
Everyone drives so spitefully now and half or more of the semi drivers you see on the road probably don't even speak English.

>>28637863
Blame you govt for regulations. They made it heavier? I didn't know that.

>>28637869
My government wasn't the problem my government ignored motorcycle emissions forever just to keep Harley alive.
The DRZ is a straight up overpriced turd nugget from the mid 90's.

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them cycles is a mean toy

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late night thread slow streamie
https://streamable.com/gl84ws

>>28637446
cannot stand this cunt

>>28637208
How much does it weigh? Small bikes are cool but only if you save weight

>>28637913
My queen, my Sun and Moon

>>28637971
gay

>>28637863
And yet everyone who owns one likes it more than the old one.
Moore Mafia tuned one up to 42HP. For context, the 400S makes 32 and the 400E (which Americans can't ride in the road) makes around 38.
There's a reason people hate bench racers like you

>>28637974
The new DRZ sounds pretty sweet according to Spite's Corner and Jake thegardensnake.

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>>28637974
It's a $9k bike that doesn't have 6 gears

>>28637977
6 gears are overrated. Why do you need 6 on a dirt focused dual sport.

>>28637992
I agree with you.
I blame EVERY manufacturer who can't fucking space a gearbox correctly.
1-3 city gears 4 for highway overtake and 5 for highway cruising.

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>650cc boxer twin
>28hp maybe
>4k rpm never exceed limit
>350kg, give or take a few
>60kmh top speed
>80 if you don't care about your crankshaft or pistons exploding
>Schrödinger's charging system
>It both works and doesn't until you confirm with a multimeter that you're getting 11.2V at 2.5k rpm
Love it, best bike ever

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>>28638007
>2 smoke 350cc piss twin
>Like 15hp maybe
>150kg give or take
>Might do 100kmh
>Might explode, depends
Love it, best bike ever

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SOUL

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>>28638023
>950cc V2
>Revs to about 7k
>250kg give or take
>Can do 180kmh in 5th without exploding
>It just kinda works
Don't like it

>>28638007
>>28638023
>>28638031
My summer bike when?

>>28637491
someone please post milk candy! that chapter where she becomes a streamer is so cute

>>28638041
Milk candy?

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>>28638041

I'm doing it

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>>28638052

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https://vocaroo.com/17gGKbpn61mY

>>28637489
If you live in NYC or another big city then I know for a fact you can easily get by with just a motorcycle, I did it myself. All the major metro areas are very good at plowing. Even Buffalo which gets snowed on like a Colombian bachelor party plows and salts very quickly, it always shocked me when I rode up to visit my brother in college
My sincere, no meme opinion is that if too dangerous to ride a motorcycle, it’s too dangerous to drive a car.

>>28638052
>>28638053
>>28638054
>>28638057
Thanks anon, Onsa best baku!

>>28637063
Kys faggot

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stalled on green after filtering today

>>28638007
>>28638023
Russian women cannot compete with ural.

>>28638028
skinsuit

>>28637974
9 grand for 38hp and 5 gears is pathetic

>>28638076
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>28638220
It's the best in class Dual Sport since the WR250R is out of production

>>28638229
well damn I guess dual sports are pretty pathetic

>>28638232
What should a good dual sport have

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>>28638232
Relative to a bike built around riding at high speed on a fixed, smooth surface? Fuck yeah they are. And they're also kind of shit relative to dedicated MX bikes with service intervals measured in hours. You want a compromise bike? You have to make compromises.

Don't worry though. China and India are trying their best to make sure you have to buy a new $5k bike instead every 5-10 yeats because the last one wore out.

>>28637482
If you think it could be a boring road that no one ever visits then you have never been there.

If anything having so many expensive cars there is undermining the character of the ring which is all sorts there and you pick your way round them.

>>28637974
This is what I’ve seen, watched a few vids comparing it with the 390 enduro as I’m looking at upgrading to something more powerful and I want efi. People seem to like the drz even though on paper it makes no sense.
>>28638232
Well yeah they’re not mx or xc and they’re not supersport and they’re not adv. but try one before you shit they’re amazingly fun

>>28638248
yeah, its off to the left in the back

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>>28638178
Based and true.
Through ups and downs, an Ural will always make you smile, meanwhile a moody bitch will sour your day eventually.

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>>28637077
Cute baik desu.

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>>28638269
I wish I could be happy with a Ural, how are the vibrations on that thing? Also, can you tour on it or will your body disintegrate? I might be falling for consoomerism, I want a F850GS.

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>>28638363
GS is life.

>>28638076
Post tummy

sick, no bike today

>>28637347
Kill yourself

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First oil change, how fucked am I if i dont change the washer? Will it really leak?
Bike only has about 800km /500mi but it has had the same oil for 2-3 years

>>28638403
You can use the crush washer again it’s just not ideal

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>>28638076
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
NO WOMEN WELCOME
REEEEEEEEEE

>>28638404
Do i justo ask for a washer at a motorparts store?
And am i supposed to buy a new oil filter for each oil change or is that optional sometimes

>>28637347
Love yourself

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>>28638408
Tell the name of the bike and buy the kit, it will come with filter crush washer etc. Just change everything anon, if you can't, sell the bike and buy a bus pass.

>>28638408
You can buy a pack of crush washers anywhere yeah just take the old one in and get the right size
You should change the filter every time esp after breakin but if you don’t it’s not the end of the world

>>28638383
800? Last non R gs made in Deutchland ne?

>>28638383
>GOOOON
hell yea

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>>28638480
Lol, I didn't see it.

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>>28638363
The wheels aren't even round from the factory, this piece of shit will rattle your teeth off when riding.
The suspension is there, but it ain't absorbing anything off the road.
The whole drivetrain vibrates like a concrete mixer in general.

Touring ehhh, some have done it, but the riding position is kinda whatever and ergonomics are non existent, I keep hitting my shins on the carbs constantly for example, there's no good position for your feet on the pegs, the seats tend to waft about like it wasn't bolted in at all and so on.
Touring also might be questionable, at least with the 650, due to the unreliability of basically everything on the bike.
The crankshafts are mechanical the weakest link, followed by the final drive.
Objectively speaking it's a terrible fucking bike and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone except someone as retarded as me. If you really want a vintage Ural, get a sidevalve KMZ, those are fairly stout machines and albeit being even slower than an IMZ, they don't have crankshaft issues.
If you just want an Ural, the new OHV 750cc ones are fairly reliable, extremely so when compared to any of the earlier models.

That being said I wouldn't trade my Ural for any other bike.

>>28638490
I can't buy Urals in my country, the closest for me is RE, I've ridden few of the ones, they vibrate like crazy, like holding on to a hand drill, drilling into concrete when it goes above 80kph. But that bike was comfy and I'd be able to do long distances on it, given I kept it under certain speed. It was not nearly as quirky as your ural, I love your love of this quirky bike.

>>28638490
But how are your hands taking that?

Just bought this beat up TW200 for $1200 and I love the thing bros it's not the fastest bike but I can finally get wherever I want as long as I don't take 65mph+ highways I don't have to take the bus anymore. I can even ride through the woods over logs if I ever get into a police chase I cant outrun through normal means

>>28638503
Where are the pictures? Did you get new fluids, tyres and other things?

>>28638501
How come? The new ones are "made in Kazakhstan" and should be Euro 4 and Euro 5 compliant, they're just REALLY expensive, like we're talking up to 50 grand expensive.
>>28638502
Actually now that you mention it, I haven't even noticed my hands getting sore or anything unlike they do on the Gucci after a while.
It's more like the bike will shake your whole body apart, feeling like a brick in a tumble dryer, not some irritating minor vibration that will numb you out eventually.

The Izh for example at certain RPM will resonate through the pegs quite hard in this really annoying high frequency vibration that will numb out your feet really fast.

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Fiddled around with the settings on my AI generator a bit, looks infinitely better now. Quake tier FOV and not generating at 1080p 30fps like last time jej.

https://litter.catbox.moe/296s34x8kk4uqyrq.mp4

Might want to fiddle with the coloring next, try to get some extra pop. Can't wait to do some night time generating, thats the main reason I went with this chinese spyware infested Action 4 AI generator.

>>28637528
>Feel free to explain to everyone how a bike would have "terrible balance".
He means on a wheelie you illiterate ESL brownskin dalit

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>air cooled chink engine
>specs say 15W40 plus some ancient API rating that doesn't even exist in the current year
>been using 15W40 semi synthetic (15W40 is only available as cheapest possible semi synthetic)
Any reason to not use some fancy brand 5W40 fully synthetic oil for the winter? Winters are sometimes Russia-tier here.

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>28638527
>still can't wheelie
lmao

>>28638540
Just change regularly, unless it's some high compression monstrosity like S1k, none of this matters, just change the oil regularly.

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>>28638543
Stupid question but how's the compression ratio relevant? Specs say 9.1:1.
>change regularly
Thing is I'm not driving that much during the winter so I might as well use fancy brand oil for the season. Assumed it's preferred to begin with.

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What do we think of the Delkevic exhaust ?

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>>28638538
In what fashion would it apply for a wheelie, my asshurt friend? That was my question, which of course was not answered because our resident schizosister can neither wheelie, nor does the poor lass even own a bike to begin with.

Don't believe me? Ask them yourself, ask the poor schizosister >>28638541 to post xerself riding xer imaginary and invisible bike. Then xhe can post a fantasy wheelie for you, sort of like when someone air guitars a solo JEJ.

>>28638553
9:1 is extremely low by modern standards.
the oil weight matters more for bearing clearances and for oil actuated cam timing systems. probably better to just run what it says to run. synthetic blend is fine? and rotella t4 is cheap af. rotella t6 is also full synthetic and 15-40.

>>28638553
Anon, I'm a retard, there are people who can answer this better. Your chink bike is low compression, so low stress. High compression bikes like S1K take a beating, so they need more frequent oil changes. Compression ratio is not the only thing that matters, oil volume matters too, if it takes lot of oil, it can go longer between services, but just follow the one specified in owner's manual.

>>28638554
God damn she's just my type of beautiful
I love faired retros.

>>28638554
delkevic are cheap but what more do you want?

>28638560
>cantwheelie sneedmaxxing in an anonymous yugoslav cheese-sculpting discord
>trying so hard to fit in and get acceptance
>lashing out so impotently when denied

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thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFRcisisUo

>>28638604
shit nobody asked for or wanted. they already have the limpdick xt. now, a proper wr250r with 30 hp, that would be another story.

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>>28638604
>>28638608
If they price it competitively, somewhere close to a Grom, then it has potential. Smol bikes deserve love too.

>>28638581
Thank you schizosister.

>>28637077
cute 'ku anon

>>28638403
brownchink hands
indonesia

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@28638527

>>28638538
he's worse than brown
he's a "new canadian" shitskin

>>28637101
I bet she crashes her phones too often

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>304lb wet weight for a 125cc dual sport
what the hell yamaha

There's a Ural for sale $7000 not too far away from me with a side car. should I go for it?

>>28638604
useless, just make better 250s and 450s
oh wait they already perfected 450

>>28638621
125 is a terrible displacement for a dirtbike, and all the skids who ride them just steal them anyway, so the pricing is a non-issue

>>28638560
>In what fashion would [balance] apply for a wheelie?
i think the fact you have to even ask tells everyone in this thread exactly how much you know about bikes, physics, or two-wheeled transportation in general. this is shit someone who still uses training wheels on their big boy pedal bike would ask

>>28638639
Bruh, entry level 100cc will also be fine for dirt, just go slower. I've done it on a 125 scoot, it was terrible but lots of fun.

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>>28638632
>>28638635
>>28638641
Thank you schizosister.

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what in the ever loving fuck am I looking at here
he got blade mirrors, points them to fucking africa so he cant see shit, especially at that angle
and then got a camera fitted to run a permanent feed of his read

I know americans can be fucking stupid, but this takes it to another level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxdRRSJ2t4

>>28638639
>125 is a terrible displacement for a dirtbike
*four stroke dirtbike
two-stroke it is a sweet spot
for this tho yeah, yamaha is smoking some shit. they really, really, really do not want to give any kind of cheap two-wheeled transportation that could hit highway speeds in the sub-$5000 category for some reason. it may be related to them not wanting to rob a customer base from the wr450 or the tenny

>>28637161
DAYM
I knew this day will come. I knew it will be a heavy piece of shit. It would sell like hot cakes with an aulminum frame or with tubes at least, not this ugly larp

>>28638643
are you a woman or a child?
I need a BIG BIKE for my MANLY ASS and HEAVY LOAD
also if youre going to ride your bike to places (i.e. not throw it in the back of a van or pickup) you ideally want to be able to do motorway speeds without your bike exploding (imo)

>>28638646
sadly twosmoke market is dead thanks to EU jews

>>28638650
>(i.e. not throw it in the back of a van or pickup
Is this even a street legal bike? Shit like the 250f/450f is never going to be a dual sport. It's dedicated MX territory. You legally have to toss it in the bed with a rachet strap and feery that shit to the track.

>>28638554
One of the best.

If you don't want to fork over an arm and a leg for a fabled up exhaust Delkevic is SOLID.
I have their headers on 1 bike and their cans on another and have had 0 fitment issues, qualilty issues, or hardware issues. They're objectively good.
>>28638575
""Cheap"" says the wrenchlet, probably only looked at the price tag and NOTHING else

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Grandma gave me a "cover" for my honder, lol

I love my FJ
that is all
>>28638666
warm and comfy, satan

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>>28638650
I'm a man, I want a F850GS, I'm looking for one. I own a 125 scoot and a G310. I like big bikes and I also like smol bikes. One is for touring, the other is for short distance. You can drop smol bikes and just pick them up, imagine picking up a F850GS or even a T7.

>>28638632
Can't stand this faggot CANNOT believe he's baking bro what the fuck

>>28638674
Why do you capitalize your posts when you reply to yourself, lass?

>>28638670
>imagine picking up a F850GS or even a T7
but those are completely manageable to pick up, you don't even need to be good at deadlifts. if you can pull 315lbs, you can pick up a sub-500lb bike

>>28638681
Thank you schizosister.

>>28638688
Kill yourself you deluded reddit faggot.

>>28638650
Modern liquid cooled 150s can so 60 all day long.

>>28638697
Thank you schizosister.

Gay ass parrot faggot, ALL HECKIN ANONS WELCOME ENDURO CHADS WELCOME NOBODY IS NOT WELCOME OKAY tranny freak

>>28638708
Thank you schizosister.

>>28638666
Nice cover, even the devil has a nice grandma

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lol this faggot typed up 3 pages of this shit fucking spam tier troon

>>28638723
Thank you schizosister.

>>28637625
Can't believe live leak is gone what the fuck, everywhere you turn now, it's reddit

kys

>>28638734
Thank you schizosister.

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My new waterproof gloves are coming in today brehs, I barely even got raped by duties as well. Fuck yeah. Hope they fit well.

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>>28638357
Thanks! i love the work they did at kiska especially the BIG headlight
>>28638744
what did you get? i'm in the market for some cold season gloves too

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>>28638762
Five gloves, was really hard to find a good set of waterproof gloves with fingerbridge and palm slider. Astars sells lots of waterproof gloves, but they are cheap dogshit with fabric """sliders"""", possibly no finger bridge, or cheap texture fabric.

Had to get this from an italian site, was expecting to pay a heap of duties, but it wasn't that bad.

>>28638774
>three things no one wants to ride

what extra security measures do you have for your bike? have you installed some kind of 3rd party alarm, wheel lock, handlebars lock, vibration alarm, security cameras in your garage, etc?

>>28638780
Haha gottem. He is married though, so he won.

>>28638783
I live in a safe neighborhood. I use side lock and I cover one of the bikes with tarpaulin.

>>28638783
Caliper lock that's stainless steel don't buy a temu special because those are easy to drill out the lock.

If you got something fancy then a cover helps but there are no easy measures to prevent 2 dudes and a pickup truck from tossing your shit in the bed and driving off.

setting up a security camera because a family member is a literal nutcase and may want to trash my new motorbike i just got because he just hates motorbikes

i hate this family

>>28638797
have you considered building and programming a robot that uses facial recognition to determine if he's coming too close to the bike, and just pre-emptively rips his dick off?

>>28638802
I have, but ive decided its out of my expertise (and my budget)

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>>28638783
Gps in both, alarmed disc locks, D-locks and a chain to link them together.

Thank for those of you who subbed to my channel, got me to 500 :)

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>>28637842
If you can't take a 1200/1250/1300RS cross country and scrub off your tendies cornering (with the bags on) that's a skill issue. It's probably not so good on track but on public roads it's amazing.

>>28638797
Don't tell them about the camera and make sure it's hidden.

If they destroy your shit, congrats. You can press charges and solve your problem if the evidence is undeniable.
>D0N8R

>>28638808
based stromtrooper

>>28638783
im not poor, so it goes in a garage

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>>28638808
I didn’t realize your vstrom was a 1000, you’ve one upped both my vstrom 650 and smax 155 lol

>>28637966
>How much does it weigh?
there's not a lot of info going around, I hope it's lighter than the pigfat zx-4r

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>>28638774
theyre beginning to notice...

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>>28638844
>randomly accosted by an indian

>>28638846
him trying to get the gas station jeet from selling him a credit card was the best part of the video

>>28638076
show hrt tits, faggot

>>28638809
I rode this bike. It's extremely competent in every regard but it doesn't tickle me. It feels like BMW hammered all of the soul out of it

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>>28637063
about to happen..

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>>28638875
the big reset is near

>>28638875
>>28638877
extremely based, SV650?

>>28638875
FZ?

>>28638830
The scoots only a 125

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Is it possible to replace the chain yourself without spending much on tools ( like buying chinese shit on aliexpress ? )

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>>28638880
>>28638883
it's the Honda Hornet

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>>28638893
that's right, a real biker hits 100k miles like nothing, even during rain

check em

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>the govt says people arent riding because of lack of instructors
>>uhm actually its the cost
>>and the state of the roads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8raTpOjbHE
MAYBE ITS THE 20 MILLION EXTRA PAKIS ON THE ROAD WHO MAKE EVERYTHING A FUCKING DEATHRINK GAMBLE IN THIS SHITINFESTED COUNTRY
I FUCKING HATE BRITSHIT SHITLIBS WHO REFUSE TO BLAME MIGRANTNIGGERS FOR EVERYTHING
THEYRE LITERALLY THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL OUR PROBLEMS I DONT CARE IF THAT MAKES ME RACIST THEYRE LITERALLY THE PROBLEM

p.s. picking up an africa twin tomorrow, where should my first jaunt out of this hellhole be, northern italy or south of france?

>>28638893
thank you basedhond

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>>28638891
Absolutely not that china tool no no no. I bought that to save my money and the tool deformed more than the chain. Not worth their weight in scrap.
The cheapest chain tool that works in my experience is from AFAM. It's cheap because there's not much going on. Be careful you don't peen the link over wonky. I've used it on 2 chains so far

>>28638901
Just go up north, Moffat is nice.

>>28638907
sideways rain and single digit temps all weekend sadly

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>>28638897
I nearly got there before selling my honga (92,000km)

>>28638909
Yeah this time of year is gay. Last Saturday I went down to Oxford/Stonehenge/Bath. Weather was ok but it did rain a bit.

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Gloves came in, hell yeah.

Alright, can confirm these to be comfy fitting and soft on the inside, thumbs are a bit too big tbqh and there is still slightly too much texture fabric instead of leather, but the leather is in the important bits and clearly waterproof gloves seem to be a begger's game, these are the best I found. Am very happy to see the inner liner is snitched in though, so none of that annoying bullshit where you pull out your clammy hand and the liner comes out, being half impossible to shove back in in less than 30 minutes.

I'll wear them and ride today to see how the control feel is, and next rainfall I'll report on how they hold up where they are suppose to.

>>28638901
>dat dere /pol/schizophrenia

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>>28638903
>rides 100k miles
>motor LITERALLY becomes fresh new again

just Honda things

@28638913
"im leaving this board forever"
-Leaffaggot, 2 days ago

>>28638912
>>28638909
>tfw only got the money to buy a bike in fucking late september
a-at least there's gonna be some nice weather somedays, right

>>28638891
Mine looks like this but is branded, it worked fine on my 428 and my 520 bikes with non sealed chains.

>>28638920
>dry day
>only 2 hours of light after work
>soon there will be 0 hours of light after work
>stars align with dry day on weekend
>missus wants to do some dumb bullshit or I feel bad leaving her with the kids all day

Hate winter

>>28638920
>somedays
yeah, the next clear day we're getting on this godforsaken island is going to be christmas day

>>28638912
south could be alright, but i'd rather avoid all the chinese tourists
worst case i just do rutland TT or something

>>28638929
>rutland TT

There's better roads around Melton, bear with me I'll draw a map

>>28638929
>>28638927
I'm just directly south of you so we have roughly the same winters, I'm hoping we can get a few dry days one after the other.
I've got trainig 45 minutes away from home, the road is super nice for riding to and from but it's almost all gonna be at night and dusk. I'd really like to ride rather than drive cause I'd cut the time almost in half.

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>>28638932
This is a nice run but the way back up to Melton can be awkward to overtake and it extremely hazardous road, but rewarding to go fast.

>>28638927
>>stars align
>>missus wants to do some dumb bullshit
a tale as old as time

>wouldnt it be nice if we went to that garden centre for lunch :3
yes it would, BUT I WANT TO RIIIIIIIDE

>>28638932
>There's better roads around
for sure, but its so easy to drop in/out of, and its so close

>>28638935
the darker nights made pandeep very sleepy and he crashed his lorry shutting down the a47 for 3 hours, sorry, no bike for you today

>>28638935
>night and dusk

I actively avoid it, don't really like overtaking if I can't see all the way down the road, dunno if my light is bad but I just can't see a fucking thing and if it's not a road I know well I don't enjoy it.

>>28638938
Back up from Market Harbs I mean

>>28638939
Thank God there are no pajeets where I live.
>>28638941
I like driving fast at night cause with the oncoming headlights I can see further/"around corners" where I wouldnt in daylight.
Also I think bike headlights just fucking suck overall. My FJ's really doesnt light much shit up and I came across cars with my brights on and didnt even get flashed at.

>>28638943
The road on the left going up.. fucking hell what a shit description. I dotted it starting from Melton going clockwise.

how 2 get added on map

>>28638076
Anon please stop posting this you’re annoying everyone else
>t. Original poster

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>>28638938
very based for an afternoon loop, ngl, will give it a shot

>>28638943
>>28638948
i'd be more worried with the 664, almost got taken out by a sheep there twice this year - when the fields been empty
but by god its a fun road

>>28638947
>no pajeets
dont get near leicester, i swear

>>28638951
What kinda map?

>>28637063
threado

>>28638958
>>28638958

>>28638774
>No licensing bullshit for e-bikes
For better or worse, it's coming. Too bad it's going to take some 13 year old flying over his handlebars as he collides with a mom and kills her (yes this has already happened with a bicycle going 30mph but those don't have electric motors) before it happens.

>>28638846
If you are a gas station attendent reading this, understand that I don't hate you personally, but I hate your employer, and virulently so. If you try this shit I'm going to leave my ear buds in and blast music so that you cease to exist to me.

>>28638975
>yes this has already happened with a bicycle going 30mph but those don't have electric motors
wasn't that the one brakeless fixed gear retard who got a fucking cholo tear tatted before the court date?

>>28638919
Thank you schizosister.

>>28638990
I dunno about that one. The incident I'm referring to happened on a popular shared use trail near my city. A 20 year old woman abruptly did a left turn into the cycling lane, the cyclist coming up right behind her hit his front so hard he stoppied, went over his handlebars, and hit her in the head with his helmet, killing her instantly. It wasn't the cyclists fault, but it highlights that any 2 wheel vehicle with an engine capable of 30mph+ should probably be considered a motor vehicle for civil engineering purposes.

>>28638434
G650GS, im a poor lol

but shes my queen.

>>28638571
>>28638564
Low by motorbike standards? I thought any typical gasoline engine is in the range of 9-10. More than that and you'd have to use the higher octane gasoline.
>oil volume
It's like one litre.
>rotella
Never heard. The selection of oils suitable for wet clutch is extremely random here.
t. bumfuck Europe

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I'm riding it to work tomorrow. I feel so excited again.
Maybe I should keep this wild animal around to take out on occasion, just to feel that new rush of excitement all over again.

>>28638826
what if people break into your garage
>>28638901
ive heard going from southern france through switzerland into northern italy is a marvelous experience, at least on car

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>>28638774
at least canada hasnt got the ultra bureocratic EU government where they ban any motorbike thats not just "pedal assistance"

Enjoy the freedom of e-bikes instead of wanting the regulations to make things "Fair" with motorbikes