"CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!!", edition!>Motorcycle tips and tricks>rip gn & gaymoo>cb500 leg legion headquarters association>Y A M A H A>Motorcycle pics, wembos, and streamies>anime is irremediable gay>except for Bak>countersteering filters the nobike>Motorcycle and Whiskey Pairing Advice>ATGATT>STICKY(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): >>23526953 #>FAQ(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): https://pastebin.com/xu560p4qlinks>https://msf-usa.org>https://cycle-ergo.com/>https://superbikeschool.com>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets>banned for your opinions/report the toxic t/o/urists>https://www.4channel.org/feedbackMandatory viewing>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Codehttps://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU>Street Smarts leading edge (outdated) safety video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG6MRIVtZg>bakhttps://9anime.to/watch/bakuon.z1nm/ep-1MEET, FIGHT and FUCK!>(New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxsPrevious thread: >>28662528
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>today I will remind them this is how a REAL RIDER rides>fuck cagies>fuck npc sidewalk dwellers>fuck lot-tards who never kill the skreets>fuck skreet-tards who never slay the tracks>fuck larping track-tards who can't carve canyons>fuck the r7 and r9 because some people like them>fuck advdads and reddtdads because i hate my dad
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>>28663437Based, all of this is true.
>i did a "social experiment" where i dressed up as a slut and got all my holes filled at sturgis as a prank hahaso this is the power of female bike """(((influencers)))"""thanks doodle
>>28663442dbt keeps it real cuh
>>28663446qrd?
>>28663446you're just jealous you didn't think of it.there's always next year, though, ktm leafbro
>>28663446>Watch slop>Get angry at slop>post about being angry at slopJust another 4cuck.org moment.
>>28663449doodle dressed up like a slut, as a social experiment went into a hells angel bar at sturgis and then got railed in every hole for for 6 hours straight
>>28663452>t. ktm beginner-bike virgin
>>28663457>>28663450100% of the thread.
Why is it so challenging for people to just not be obnoxious and ruin threads. For the love of God, can ALL of you stop being fags for 2 seconds? This general is hardly noticeable anymore given how little bike talk there is now. It's just dick measuring contests and retarded fringe politics that nobody gives a fuck about. Dbt needs to be about bikes not bullshit.
>>28663467We just spent all of last thread talking about bikes though, Iass. I can't wait to buy my next 390 bros, literally TWO 390s.
perfection
>>28663475>cafe racer: thing japan edition
>>28663475Ghastly
>>28663475Looks like ugly beluga whale.
Yamaha simps will slurp up any garbo.
>>28663476>cafe racer>80s motogp bike replica>cafe racerwhy are you so retarded
>>28663475prols will never get it
>>28663475do they come without that disgusting yellow thing in the middle?
>>28663467>can ALL of youits 2 guys 1 of whom replies to himself half of the timejust filter his buzzwords and suddenly the thread is empty
>>28663485in grey/black yes, althought I don't agree
>>28663423I live in Florida and will probably have to do the same thing. I got a mesh jacket from Alpinestars on sale for like $150 and while I don't think I got ripped off, it's heavy, not as breathable as it looks, and desu I think this thing would fall apart in a slide. The only advantage is sewn-in shoulder, elbow, back protectors but I can get those on these base layers and have space left over for an airbag. The airbag probably providing the most protection out of any of this. Then a random cheap leather jacket I get from Thursday can fit over it.
>>28663490Forgot pic, thursday jacket. It's so thin it'll probably shred if it meets asphalt
>>28663490>>28663493based. i wear this.
>>28663482>Ehrm Motogp is not a cafe RACER, and my geriatric 1800's bike looks tooooootally different broooooo
>>28663487>>28663475Utterly dreadful.
>>28663495Do they make it in men’s fitting?
>>28663499mine fits over my fat belly just fine and i'm a man most of the time
>>28663486>1 of whom replies to himself half of the timeAll me :)
>>28663495OohI'd be worried about those zippers eating into me on a slide but other than that nice
>>28663506if i'm sliding face down i'd be on my hands and knees, or i'd roll.but yes, i think i look buffed and sexy and me mum agrees.
i wear armoured base layer and leather jacket on my scooter with no fucks given fuck the fashion police.
What, we hating on leather jackets now?
>>28663514expensive over-branded billboard jackets, yes.sexy and handsome casual leather jackets, no.
Well I guess I have a shop cat now.This one has opposable thumbs but has not learned how to use them yet. The other cat hasn't shown up in about a week and I'm afraid a hawk got him, so I brought this one inside for now.https://litter.catbox.moe/k4mq8ayn197cjmwb.mp4
>>28663496I don't think you know what a cafe racer is
>>28663490random jackets don't have the room inside to the airbag, which is why airbag jackets have all the stretch panels along the sides. I got the airbag backpack because like you I like to wear nice jackets while riding.
Would YOU drop your mt10 to come defend your bro?https://youtu.be/FfOGwGjcGVU?si=5bUNjg_m46uMWWs0
>>28663520I just got home from work and am out of the loop, over-branded billboard jackets? Like the "genuine" harley davidson jackets and such? Because I would totally rock an old Marlboro leather jacket even though I'm not a smoker
>>28663530When he learns teach him to wrench. He'll be better than the KTM techs at my local stealership despite him being an Orangy.>>28663536
>>28663536this is where it started >>28663371anon seeking a jacket that doesn't like like a moving billboard.moving billboards are only acceptable if the jacket is a vintage classic. like my honda rothmans jacket.
>>28663536>>28663540Meant to say "yes" to the Marlboro
>>28663535>would you drop your mt10 to act like white trash for your white trash bro?and in the end they all went to prison with a crippling debt due to legal fees.
>>28663542>moving billboards are only acceptable if the jacket is a vintage classiccorrection. moving billboards are only acceptable if it has cigarette advertising.
>>28663547>Incoherent angry babbleJust another 4cuck.org moment.
>>28663549seethe more white trash
>>28663542>>28663548>Its ok if its oldBoomie doesn't care about anything so long as it fulfills his "OLD GOOD" mantra. Zozzle.
>>28663554>Its ok if its oldi think the key issue is that it's representing a racing team and not clothing accessory brand. like wearing your favourite football team's jersey.age doesn't really matter.
>>28663558>Wearing a bunch of shitty company logos is ok so long as long as some other old faggot who literally got paid to wear it did. Meanwhile you do it for free, top kek.
>>28663565ackshually, i get paid to ride my motorcycle around wearing my employer's company logo. t. motorcycle courier
>>28663547>Crippling legal feesMate, I don't think Fred Durat and Big Chungus's love child in the truck is going to seek legal recourse when he decided assault was the best course of action.
>>28663572Damn, you're really sticking it to me, uberjeet.
>>28663532>Let me tell you what cafe racers are...>t. non-European
>>28663572>t. motorcycle courierbeing a poober jeets driver is NOT a motorcycle courier
>>28663574>implying impulsive white trash act rationally
>>28663583i know. that's why i literally said "motorcycle courier". I didn't say anything about UberEats™.
>>28663582>non-floating front rotorsGermans (and Austrians,) I stg
join the discordhttps://discord dot gg/urNUAmH5
>>28663585Too slow, my slop is cold, no tip.
>>28663587Inside of you are two wolves... And one of them wants to fuck the discord jannie
>>28663584I'm not following you, chief. What is backwards cap man going to do that is so irrational in this case?
>>28663601>Debating a /pol/niggerNGMI Iâss.
What excuses does /dbt/ use to go out for a ride?>>28663475Only has a passing resemblance to this >>28663482
>dropped bike because my kickstand caught my shoe and went back up with my foot as I went to dismount Shows me for squidding on my lunch break, levers all bent silly now FML
>>28663613I know that sucked for you, but I probably would have laughed my ass off while helping you up.
>>28663601I'm not surprised white trash has difficulties thinking through very clear cause and effect scenarios.
>>28663613>Mogged by wind at 65mph>Mogged by kickstand getting off bikeLolz.
28663603>hes trying to avoid filters
>>28663620Who ya quotin, ma'am?
>>28663613>>28663616>dropped bike when I was trying to plug rear tire from the rear with bike on center stand>it rolls off the centerstand in an instant>even though the bike is designed to hit the ground without any of the fairings touching the ground, since it fell on an air compressor the fairing had no chance>even though I have dropped my bike three times before and the handlebar sliders/kickstand/centerstand/passenger pegs have always prevented damage to the fairingDon't be an idiot like me anons. I am lucky replacement fairing are fairly inexpensive for the bike and are only half-fairings.
>>28663613On the bright side, might actually be the secret forbidden ergonomics upgrade for levers
>>28663623One thing I love about my first-gen 390 Duke is the almost free levers and plastic pieces. 2017-on KTM tried to solve all their financial troubles with $100 levers and such. Not correct for what you position as a Hoolie bike.
>>28663534smart
>>28663534curious which airbag backpack?
>>28663636Yeah, but the $100 levels are tanks, not matter how many slides and drops I put this bitch through, I just bend it back into place and it wurks.
>>28663476Not a cafe racer>>28663496That's a race bike>>28663532He doesn't and I feel embarrassed for him
>>28663638Helite H-moov. I like it despite not knowing what half all those pockets are for.
>>28663493thinking imma cop this alpine stars jacket
>>28663641>Put a bit of plastic in front>Its not a cafe racerMeanwhile everyone else on the planet:
>>28663639sweet. I bought two extra of each when I bought the bike, but then I got bark busters so I don't really know how they fare in a crash.I broke one of the plastic thingies next to the headlight bouncing off a bus, and the replacement (plus a mirror) was like tree-fiddy. But the *decal* kit to put a new sticker on the plastic was several hundred. Peeled off the remaining stigger to make it look right.
>>28663486Just ban both and be done with this stupid shit. Their feude isn't even funny it's pathetic. You're saying TWO tards are mucking everything up and we don't ban them????
>>28663616I’m not really ashamed about it, I’m not exactly gifted at the inseam so I’ve dropped my bike plenty of times at this point. And you’re right, the first thing I did was laugh it off before picking it back up.>>28663619I have to use my kickstand multiple times every day so I’d say going 1/1000 is a pretty good rate>>28663625It honestly does feel kind of nicer, but I already ordered a new lever. Replacing this one has been a long time coming since its OEM and nearly 20 years old lol
>>28663535I have crash bars, but more than that my bud and I live in redneckville USA and would have seen a bald thumb like him from a mile away and knew to just ride away.
>>28663649Maybe it was the Toyota that broke it. In any case, my fault but she left quickly and if she needed to be somewhere else that was OK with me... Not my place to argue.
>temperature is perfect fall riding temp>pouring rain and lightning
>>28663535No, dropping the bike is really stupid because now you have to go pick the fucker up. You want it upright and ready to ride so after you cream this guy with your biker buddies, you can instantly hop on and sprint off before cops arrive. This is biker gang 101
>>28663654One of them MIGHT be the jannie
>>28663535>I AM SORRY SAAAARS I WON'T DO THAT AGAIN SAAAARhang on, after actually listening to his accent I'm going to say he's in the wrong.
>>28663647That actually looks nice. I'm not sure how crash resistant it can be considering all the buttons and side pockets but yeah.>>28663642>Sold out everywhere I've heard good thing about this backpack, too. I need to track one down
>>28663664Guess this place is doomed then, oh well. Was fun while it lasted. >>28663473That wallE looking thing looks stupid and you should feel bad for making THAT machine your entire identity to the point of poisoning an entire enviornment.
>>28663475ew get that hole off of it
>>28663475>>28663485>>28663487>do they come without that disgusting yellow thing in the middle?I see what you did thar, anon.
How much would (You) pay for a 2014/15 Ninja 300 with ABS and low miles? There's a few listed near me.
>>28663475what the fuck were they thinking with that exhaustwhy can't these japs tiddy it up like the euros do, case in point >>28663473 or any other euro bike pretty much
>>28663649> I bought two extra of each when I bought the bikeWas thinking of buying extra hand/shift/brake levers myself tbqh. My fairings are already scraped up, don't even give a fuck.>that webmMan... Gotta be one of the most avoidable hits of all time. Always to remember to give semis and buses a good pat before you split, the moto gods smile upon those who bless the large vehicles. Would have avoided this accident for sure if you had pet that bus before trying any funny business. https://litter.catbox.moe/vzdwlgnlmzounk6b.mp4>>28663654>You're saying TWO tards are mucking everything upAll me :)
>>28663676RC390 is the sexiest low CC sportbike there is, thoughever. Nips can't into aesthetics.
>>28663430>be me>take the bike to montreal, 400 mile trip>get the cheapest hotel>fast forward 7 hours>my hotel is in the middle of montreal’s gay village, and all i have to wear are biker jeans, leather jacket, handlebar moustache >also they take the french thing pretty seriously and i’m concerned i won’t be able to order any beers>dont know how to say “youre not my type” in frenchwhy the FUCK cant frogs speak englishwho let the gays co opt biker chicthis is retarded
>>286636811-2 grand and that is only if they're really good looking
>>28663709>who let the gays co opt biker chicanonthe gays didn't enter biker chicyou entered theirs
Oh nonono
>find bike for $4200>offer $3500>"I gotta get at least $3800 thats what I paid for it"i hate boomers
>>28663613Cute!
>>28663753>0-100: 6.15Who would even believe this? A CBR300 does 6 seconds. Literally just skill issue.
>>28663753>>28663766Also the ZX4R hits 210 in fifth gear. What even is this image?
>ZX4R hits 210 in fifth gear
>>28663786Thats clearly not fifth gear.
>>28663788Kek
>>28663786Low IQ.
>avg speed 67 km/hMore like it
>>28663797Your concession is accepted.
I want an electric hybrid bike and I want it to do that thing those hybrid lemans cars do the nyeeeeeeeeeBUGWAAAAHHHHHH thing when the engine kicks in.
>the other guy in the apartment building with a bike took my parking spot a few weeks ago>someone just knocked his bike over with their car>mfw
>hop in the thread>everyone leavesHate it!
>>28663827are these dog girls??
>>28663542is my autismo jacket close enough?
so pretty much a zx10 with a bodykit, absolute dogshit video dont click on it, its a review but where he doesnt let you hear the engine or anything goodhttps://youtu.be/poxGLmiJr5Q?si=jXy3klAvMe9x5Oyn
>>28663827>someonea nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
fresh announced CB1000F is BEAUTIFULI might get one
>>28663896
>>28663900
>>28663896Looks like an old hawk 750 on the right.
>>28663906same engine as the hornet 1000, but shorter first and second gear, and peak power at 9k rpm for more daily usability.Also it has cornering ABS that lacked in the hornet
>>28663827I see it is bully hours.>>28663766Cb300r does 7 and the rebel also does 7. Both have the same gearing but different intake designs. Cbr and cb300f had the better 0-60 even with no torque.Cbr500r and cb500f do mid 5s 0-60 on average when people tested them. It is what it is, probably just bad rider or bad gearing for the weight for getting it to move from stop.
>>28663912I was mainly talking about the cowl and paintjob.
>>28663915>Cb300r does 7Nope its 6.25~.5, every source online such as cycle world says the same and you can even watch it yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Il_dfrC-iYThat image the other tard posted is just total nonsense, even a base ninja 400 has better numbers, complete skill issue and fake news.
Doing some yoga helped me feel more fluid in controlling the bike with my body. If you are serious about riding you need to keep your body in check. If you cant lean the bike cuz your back is stiff then you aren't making the most of it.
>>28663924Cbr300r and cb300r are different bikes anon, ai makes the same mistake but the cb300r despite weighing less has a less aggressive cam and intake designs. Still the numbers are within the 6s but the rebel on the same exact cams gets a reported 7.2s-8s 0-60 while only weighing 50lb more.
>>28662905dude even if you're lane splitting where it's illegal and get in an accident where somebody egregiously breaks the law and hits you, you still need a lawyer. it's not suing the person either, your lawyer is going after their -insurance company- to get you the maximum payout. get a lawyer dude
>>28663941>>28663941>Cbr300r and cb300r are different bikes anonMy b.
cbr300r isn't fast but that's not the point. it's slow as balls to get to 80mph but around the city it's fun to whip around cause it weighs nothing and that hoe gets like 75mpg. not for me but it's a cheap beater
>>28663945>CB300R isn’t fastSame engine btw
>>28663926>yoganigga just stretch lol, gay ass
>>28663950>tricked by ai slop Got this place is low iq.
>>28663950wow Honda is a good brand.
>>28663950i'm gonna assume this is a shitpost for my mental sanity
>>28663950God the ai is so busted. To post findings people have had that aren't cbr300r, the best 0-60 for the rebel is 7.2s stock, cb300r was 6.6s(it also makes more torque and has better mpg slightly in forum posts but that is more hearsay). engines use the same cam and timing but the air fuel ratios are different. Rebel uses a stupidly long velocity stack as the thai tuners have come to work around, similar to crf300 tuners realizing the intakes choke the engine a lot past 40mph. Unfortunately the cbr300r tuning of ari's day really only means something to grom swapers and the crd guys keep trying to use cbr intakes instead of just velocity stack swaps.Kinda like my shitbike rebel but turning this version is a huge pain in the ass even if the engines accessible because there isn't many tuning options for home and I would need a shop.
>>28663942This.Don't EVER let a cagie even come ten feet away from you and not lawyer up. If you get as much as a scratch on your bike, lawyer time. I am serious.
>>28663956i think i'm gonna go crazy waiting for the next chapter of this
>>28663956you meet the nicest people on a honda
>>28663944On original topic though people seem to get low 4s without retune on the zx4rr does mid 3s. I can't even find a video with longer than 5s.
>>28663989Sorry amI meant to say and a retune on the zx4rr does mid 3s.
>>28663976like hot policewomen
Everyone should like hondanl because they are the ones pushing prices down amongst the established brands that is
>>28663993Gonna be real. I watched that subbed and for the first time I heard it dubbed recently. They all have NC accents in the dub and it is really fucking me up.>Tfw no cute motocompo southern women from Wilmington.
>Saving up for another bike>Stray kitty that hangs around my job is now walking with a limp on his right hind legShould I take him in bros? He most likely needs surgery. He walks and runs just fine but with a limp and shows pain around his hips when I squeeze. If it was broken, he wouldnt be able to move his leg at all, right?
>>28664011Take him in
>>28663437Based boomer croozer enjoyer
>>28664002It's one of the few instances I like the dub over the sub just because those accents do something to me.I HATE HATE HATE that all dubs are now done exclusively in California by a small group of people who all sound the same. Not that I expect dubs to be any good.
>>28663999zased hondani
>>28664011Take him to a vet. The thing around his hips could just be from jumping from too high. Or it could be a sign of arthritis (outdoor cats develop that super early because they routinely jump from extremely high places)
>>28663648its the chopped single seat rear with the hump on the back that makes a cafe racer a cafe racer, not bikini fairings.
>>28664011Ok keep in mind about stray cats: There is a chance he has leukemia. This is important because they put leukemia cats down because it's contagious in cats. If they say anything about it, take that fucking cat back immediately. Put him in the cage and walk out the door. Any word past 'Leukemia' is them trying to convince you to put the cat down, and you should never do that just because you were concerned about it. It will haunt you for a while. >ask me how I know
Which slide pants do you wear I notice leather coats but I take it leather pants would be hot and make me look gay.
>>28664058My quick google shows that he doesnt display any symptoms of leukemia. But it seems like his QoL would be pretty shit. Why let him suffer?
>>28664064Cordua Denim and DuPont Kevlar pants, settle only for AAA CE ratings
>>28664078>But it seems like his QoL would be pretty shit. Why let him suffer?If you can put up with the idea that you brought him in to make him feel better and they killed him instead, sure, go ahead.
>>28664055there's a million cafe racers with literally nothing behind the rear seat. I don't think you know what you're talking about
>>28664111seat, not rear seattired
>>28664094Good point.
I looked through suzukis catalogue and GSX-S1000GX caught my eye - what do you guys think about it?
>>28663950Even with microscopic sprockets, I'm not sure if you can do over 200kph on that lil honder.
>>28664142I think it's awesome. Wicked cool bike.
>>28664078>>28664114You niggas are pretty cool. I'd never think about taking a stray cat to the vet.
Thinking about striple 765 again… apparently it’s easy to just throw Daytona fairings on it since they share a frameBut I can’t get a good consensus on reliability, everywhere I read online I can’t find anyone with significant mileage on one. They all have 10,000 miles or less and say they take it to the dealer to get everything done. I understand it’s a newer bike so not a lot of people have *had* to work on it but it’s crazy to me that none of these people have anything to say about it!!!!I’ve heard from some owners that the valves are rarely out of spec despite the small interval and I’ve heard from other owners about totally faultless major engine malfunction. I’d never buy anything new so I’m really apprehensive on getting something that isn’t proven bulletproof but it feels like triumph owners don’t actually want to prove that. Frustrating.It’s all worry for nothing I guess, my bike has a very long life ahead of it so I’m not very worried about having to get something new so soon.
>>28664167From what I understand there's a range of years when they had specific electrical issues and if you someone already went through a daytona or speed triple in the past he will just know what to replace or check after buying but someone who doesn't know won't know until they break and then it'll be frustration time.
>>28664153Empathy elevates the animal into a human.
>>28664167Modern Turnips are pretty reliable.
>>28663791Flashed ECU majority won't have
ECUs exist to be flashed
>>28663915I had a CB300R.I was able to do 0-100kph in about 6ish seconds.Full tuck, quick shifting and I was a skeleton (63kg) at the time.
>>28664187Probably changed the exhaust system too. Might as well swap the engine for a bigger one and then boast about new top speed on /dbt/.
>>28664167Such a cute poster omg
>>28664153I guess he became more of a shop cat now with how much he hangs around. The boss doesnt want him there but can't get rid of him either lol. He just showed up under on of the trailers one day meowing. Now he is a resident. The only problem is that my mom also got a new leather sofa. But she seems on board with it.
>>28664230Also I have though about taking him home since he showed up but never did because honestly, he'd be cooped up in an apartment all day so I'd be taking away his freedom.
>>28664226Cute non-gay poster that is why I love him.
Open drag strip on the 30th, can bring biek.Wish me good luck weather, just enough time to stitch together a ghetto TRE and procrastinate about it for a week.
What's more important off road, tyres or suspension?
>>28664266IMO tyres.
>>28664269Seconding tyres.If a tyre can't grip, suspension aint got nothing to load up on. Unless you're trying to offroad a fucking SV or something.
>>28663926>Job involes a lot of driving>Always window down and one arm resting on window>Always feel off center on bike nowMy guess is one side atrophied more than the other. Wat do?
>>28664212>>28664187Flashed ECU and exhaust is standard for ALL supersports in the modern emissions/DB limited era. Low IQ.
>>28664274Double check that the rear is actually centered, first of all.
I've been riding for almost daily for the last few years because I was too scared to drive a car and figured riding a motorcycle would be easier. How much longer can I keep this up until I need to get a car?
Had some young whipper-snapper filter up in front of me at the lights, aggressively, sneakers, shorts and a sweater on some kind of straight-piped harley.He tried to give it the beans off the light but I easily kept up on him without shifting out of first. Guy crests the hill at double the speed limit after I button off and start braking. INSTANTLY pinged by a bike cop a 1/4 mile out. Praise jesus for the silencers I've got bunged in the twin, cop completely ignored me.
>>28664280Really depends on you, brother.My first and 2nd vehicles were bikes, rain or shine, winter or summer for 8 years before I picked up a station wagon and eventually an MX5. 9 Years later I still have the MX5, 250 and another litre. If you do get a car, get one with an emphasis on utility.
>>28664284Makes sense, if I do get one it would only be for the ability to transport goods and people. Funnily enough, I never even saw myself as the type who would get a motorcycle. Should have seen me at the DMV applying for that M1 license. While it was and remains fully legal and defined in the handbook, they really had to dig through their stuff to figure out how to make it happen.
>we want to be like Yamaha-the color
>>28664278The wheel just goes onto a shaft. No aligning needed.
>>28664287Over the years, my parents (both wagons) or work vehicles available for free hire filled the gap. If the Stagea didn't run me broke on gas I'd have kept it, but after so many years on a bike I was hooked with semi-slicks on the MX5 doing corners.That said, I'm pretty happy having a diesel euro 6 doublecab in the driveway, even if the company owns it... It holds;>People>Stuff>Palletized stuff>Literally anything bigger than a double cheeseburger
>>28664287Yeah nc dmv you can't go straight to motorcycle. They have you do the driving and riding practical just to get a licence. Not sure how many states do it this way.
>>28664290Just saying. Mate had the same feeling, chalked it down to being a single male for too long until ti started spitting o-rings on only one side of the chain.
>>28664297cali will let you but from my experiences its a surprise to even the staff there
>>28664297Mfw being 15 taking my learners bike license, they sent me around some cones for a practical handling test and then hit me with the scratchie-multichoice test and sent me on my way alone on a screaming 250.
>>28664199Cute baik
>>28664298>chalked it down to being a single maleSo coomer arm is real?
>planned out a weekend biking/camping trip to leave tonight>weather is looking colder and cloudier than it was yesterdayAt least it won't be raining.
>>28664310
New front tyre today
>>28664325Ungh some hard nipples righ-thar.
Under any video / news article about EV bikes I see> Boooo! :vomit: Not a real bike!!!!!!!What makes people write that? I get that not everyone is willing to buy a range-limited bike, but what's up with this visceral overreaction?
>>28664333Catering to their demographic, whatever it is. If someone said "Hey anon, here's a lightning 218 to daily for a couple months" I'd probably just leave a trail of cum everywhere I went.I'm an easy mark, so a 250I4 does the same to me but I also own a bike described as 'too throttle-sensitive' and I love it, so fuck them. Bikes are 90% straight line thrill, 10% cornering.
>>28664333it's same with cars, youtube is either>EVS SUCK, RANGELMAOor>SHILLING PRODUCT, I NEVER SAY ANTYHING BAD ABOUT ANY EVNobody want's to know about everyday experience or people who think yeah I like it i guess
>>28664335>>28664334>>28664333The only legit user experiences I see posted are for ev dirtbikes, in that space it seems like it could take off but for street the few real experiences with zeros have people underwhelmed by the things.
>>28664321Kek.
>>28664334I love driving the little shitter LDV van at work. Just about smokes anything to 40mph before eventually hitting its top speed of 70 a half hour later. Fucker chirps and hits traction control when you floor it empty at 20mph.
>>28664340Ev dirkbikes are big on account of the short gearing and towering torque. Top speed meh.https://youtu.be/8zdIwv-XJiM?si=iSVL6J5MmdKmTTmV
>>28664340Zero, like KTM, deserves to die.There are people who ackshually enjoy their EV streetbikes.Like this guy seems to be happy with S2, having accepted the limitations:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDnqFwMwDDo>>28664344>Top speed mehYou don't need to go 100 km/h to have fun on dirt.Sometimes 30 km/h feels too much. Not in a desert I guess, but still, it ain't about the speed.
>>28664348Fully agree.
>>28664344I have no idea about dirt bikes, let's say you take this on a trailer somewhere and get 2 hours use out out it, is that enough? No way you can charge it in typical dirt bike environments.
>>28664357Couple hours to charge, couple hours to deplete by the looks of things.https://wmr1.com/products/stark-varghttps://electriccyclerider.com/2023/09/17/stark-varg-battery-range-test/
>>28664357Amateur reporting in. Depending on the ride, a solid 2 hour trail one-way on heavy, heavy dirt and hills is grounds (for me) to have an hour break and lunch. I've been on a few few 2-3-4 hour enduro's but they were more hardpack higher speed. Never come close to draining the tank on my pigfat XR400 though.
Hey reditors I can’t get the balls to wheelie. What can I do? I need to post nooners on an anonymous Finnish pineapple carving telegram channel or they won’t fill my narcissistic supply. What do I do here? Stuck on this beginner bike.I’ve got no test and am impotent if that matters.TIA
>>28664390Just ride the cunting thing man
>>28664390The first step is to grow a pair by facing your fear upfront. For that you have two options: make a selfie while standing in front of a moving train, or show an oncoming truck who's the boss by riding straight in it's way on the fastest road you can find.
>>28664390https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=how+to+wheelie
my mfw when I just found out my company's "cycle to work" scheme actually also covers motorbikes, and of the 15,000+ employees globally, only 13 people make us of it (+1 now) and my national HR manager organises a track day every year for those who use it well i'll be damned 1250gs on the track gonna go wild, but who cares it's basically FREE
>>28664400based as hell man scrape some pegs for us. My msf coach was on a 1600 bmw tourer and he was going fucking bananas on that thing
>>28664400awesome, that's going to be some wild trackday
>>28663612I have a lot of family who are one to two hours away, I go visit them.
>>28663709I’ve been to Montreal many times and I don’t think I ever entered a restaurant where the wait staff didn’t speak English. Montreal is the most English speaking part of Quebec. Now you go to visit Quebec City, those guys are ornery about not knowing English in my experience.
New honda screamer 500cc 4 cylinder Noice, looks better than the zx4r
>>28663896Honda Europe just posted video of ithttps://youtu.be/gh6kBl9Qs24?si=huPvGZIsimoJiLcr
>>28664094My wife's a vet, you have no idea how bad a neglected street cat with major health issues can get. It's significantly less suffering for the cat to get cleaned up and put to sleep in a comfortable place than literally disintegrating from bone cancer lying in a ditch somewhere.
>>28664303America is a blessed place. Preserve it as best you can Ameribr/o/s.
>>28664470This is not a smaller RR, it's a fucking smaller 650.
>>28664390How come ya stopped postin the pic of the wheel in the air, Iåss? Does it upset you when you realized the irony?
>>28664470It's disgusting how cheap it looks. A 2cylinder Pajeetrilia looks more expensive that this.
>>28664394>>28664398>>28664395Its just some seething 4chanschizo posting garbage using a cap of my video because hes upset I can wheelie and he doesn't even own a bike.
>>28664470Unlike Yamaha or Aprilia all Honda bikes have no style, they're all just different chinese slop-looking bikes
>>28664519>complains about posting garbage>posts this picturelmao lass
>>28664528Post a video of yourself doing anything remotely interesting on a bike. Let me guess? Another dodge, like always?
>>28664531>ratio
>>28663912>>28663902>>28663900Think I'll save time and keep my Z900RS.
How can I turn a new motorcycle into a business write-off?
BMW M1000RR around the track Mr. Courts. Now I feel like I should try taking track lessons. It looks unreal desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_QrFi5uBME
>>28664517I have the same tyres, I like it. Aprillia being Aprillia, already has some engine issues I'm told.
>>28664521>>28664521>Unlike Yamaha or Aprilia>YamahaWhy are you pretending like Yamaha has any style? The only nice looking thing they ever made was the previous gen R6, and even that was only good with a custom paint job unless you got the Raven edition. Newest Honda 600 has one of the best paintjobs Nips have put out in years. Nu-Yamaha doesn't have a single good looking bike out right now.
>>28664544Thank you nobike schizosister.
>>28664550Also, as an ESL kun it sounded like "Every single wrinkle in the asshole, every single one" at around 5:55 lel.
>>28664521Your opinions are wrong and they don't matter, so stfu.
>>28664548Start a used/new bike dealership or start a racing team? Did I get it right?
>>28664567>start a racing teamThis COULD work.Unfortunately the bike I want is a Transalp
Holy sex.
>>28664582>4 pipes out of 1>x4 more weight for no reason at all>retarded kid loves it
hey tyre question, if I were to replace my touring tires with Shinko 705s, the touring tires are tubeless, these are tubed, is that a problem?
MV Augusta exhausts always remind me of Pipe organs. By far the best looking exhaust aesthetics of any brand. >>286645834 smaller pipes would not mean 4x weight. Low IQ.
>>28664559>Nu-Yamaha doesn't have a single good looking bike out right now.R7, XSR900, XSR900GP, R1, MT-10, XSR125, Tenere Rally, Virago, BOLT-R, R6, R9 if you do something with winglets, YZ450F 70th
>>28664587>smallerRetard look at your picture again, they're not small by any means
>>28664587>>28664582I'm going to put my penis in that.
>>28664517Looks good wtf are you talking about
>>28664589Not a single one of those bikes looks good or have any defining feature to them, and some like the XSR900GP look outright dreadful and are literally just hipster signals for "dude retro lmao".
>>28664600>opinions opinions opinionsWanna hear mine? I think the bike you posted looks absolutely horrible, I'd be embrassed to be seen in that shit. Looks like the target age for those looks is 14 years olds
The one thing we can all agree on is that Kawasucki has the absolute worst looking bikes of any brand and that MC Augusta exhausts put everyone else to shame. >>28664597When you bust do you try quickly swapping each hole mid O to ensure all holes are satisfied?>>28664602>Ehrm I would be embarrassed to ride something for people who still have hair on their headsThat low T boomie feel, top kek.
>>28664589I like everything about the SXR900 except the rear seat.If I could have an XSR900 with the rear of the mt09 that would be gold
>>28664606>When you bust do you try quickly swapping each hole mid O to ensure all holes are satisfied?NoI go for round 2
>>28664568Transalp is such a great bike, why won't they give me tubeless rims? Himmy 450 and Ibex 450 come with Tubeless spoke rims IIRC.
>>28664606>MC Augusta exhausts put everyone else to shame.Man you're a fucking ricer, id KMS before I sat on this shit
>>28664587>4>1>4 exhaustRicer
>>28664582>4>1>4 exhaust with fake outer pipesRiced the fuck out
>>28664610>4 rounds of tight hole sexBased. Pic related is what happens after a bike has a few different owners.>>28664620>>28664622>>28664623>Italian motorcycle design>y-you ricerLow IQ.
>YOU CANT BE A RICER IF YOU BUY ITALIANwrenchlet, they literally have board meetings to determine what unnecessary shit they can install to make it appeal to wrenchlet/ultraricers
>>28664632>Ehrm me sucking off rice eating rice brands from the rice island next to the rice continent is not being a ricer, but you promoting European brands is le... riceLow IQ.
>>28664606>Qudadruple bazooka 4>1>4 muffler>its not HECCIN rice though!111fucking lel, like how do you get to this stage it reminds me of those riced out pagani zondas
Why is Honda the only one that can do the retro design right? Suzuki's design is either really good or ugly as sin, something between melted candle and melted dick.
>>28664635Thank you weaboo ricer.
What are the must watch Tv shows and movies for lovers of the two wheel motorized vehicle?
>>28664640Sons of Anarchy HYB
>>28664634>LOW IQ fucking LAMOOOOOOOOOOO, be honest though, youve never turned a wrench in your life. not even trying to be a cunt just curious. like what makes a man think this riced out shit is okay, imagine if it was real. it would be 4x pipes at about 2" in diameter, thats 8 inches of cross sectional area, theoretically that could flow like 2500hp, in reality its just 4 little scooter pipes in there though and youre fine with it. My question is how.
>>28664642>Ehrm everything has to only conform to my autismo sense of functionality meanwhile I conveniently forget that actual functionality would be riding on a fucking scooter, and all bikes would look like pic related.You are a mindless low IQ retard sitting on mount stupid in the dunning kruger Olympics.
>>28664644>deflecting Lol yea do anything but discuss the topic at hand kek, ricer, wrenchlet, 2500hp, 40%
>>28664641It's pure cringe now when I'm older.
>>28664640long way roundcaptchca: GS022X
>>28664645>Topic at handYour topic is about functionality, I'm sorry but spouting buzzwords like you usually do isn't an argument.
>>28664649...bro 2500hp, what would your dad say about this kek
>>28664650Thank you nobike schizosister.
bro wrenchlet stale reddit leaf thread chamelion 390 reddit troon 100% of the thread wrenchlet reddit wrenchlet bro reddit stale post reddit ALL SCHIZO WELCOME!!! reddit bro canadian troon faggot 390 reddit wrenchlet thread bake bro reddit. reddit.
>P-P-POST BIKEEEEkek, for anyone curious here are some guidelines for exhaust sizing. 2000hp ready exhaust on a fucking 150hp engine ROMFLAMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and these nu-males (wrenchlets) will say it's all good it's not rice bro my heccin' pasta nog made it
got this little tranny double posting
>>28664654Here's your (You)
>>28664662>>28664659>>28664662>tranny double postingThats literally what you just did, actually sorry, its triple posting now, how low IQ are you schizosister?
>>28664667it's okay when I do it, not you
>>28664669Thank you little tranny.
>>28664318Beautiful country up there and not yet ruined by scumbag tourists. I like to camp to but I am less keen this time of year as so little daylight. Cooking in the dark.
>>28664671No problem, any time. Literally any time....you know since you're on here 247365 and any time someone posts their post is less than 3 indexes away from yours. That's what I mean by any time.
>>28664675Thank you little tranny.
Does this look good to you?for me: YES
>>28664680Matte paint is ugly.
>>28664680no, I hate itbut I am going to buy an XSR700 soon
They should trade discords and just start arguing directly with eachother
>>28664680Ugly and no character. It has no soul in its design. Nothing about this bike looks memorable. I think about the classic R1, RC51, 996, k5 GSXR, or a S1000RR or many other bikes. Or even the Dukes or RCs, they have their own look, this looks very generic and cookie cutter but ugly. Old good looking Yamahas are dead, except for T7 and a few other bikes.
>>28664689The lad and the lass should have a boxing match and live stream it.
>>28664680Looks generic and uninspired like the rest of the modern Nipslop.
>>28664697>30k bike good>8k bike bad
>>28664699No its >8k bike bad>4.5k bike goodPerhaps more accurately>Weebshit bad>Evropean good
>>28664703>EuropeanWho owns KTM again?
Sixty miles use now. Speedo broke on the way. Wire lose on the front wheel. KM counters never worked though, trip counter can't be reset. Needle bouncy. Might replace with an MPH model if I can find one.Headlights and rear lights stopped working and battery stopped charging as I have to push start it now. And found a little oil leak in the gear box, which might explain the previous owner's gift of two bottles of gear oil.Shop can fix. I bought it to fix myself but I could be frigging around for weeks and seeing as I want two new tires anyway they can do the rest.
>>28663475It's really not. The mt09 engine is about as boring as they come
>>28664703Ari from Revzilla had one of these, it was a piece of shit, he had to rebuild the engine too often, he tried to like it but sold it because it's just too bad
>>28664710>mt09 engine>boring
>>28664708>Who owns KTM again?Now it makes even more sense, Yamaha hater is a jeet. He likes KTM because they're CEO of KTM now
>>28664711He bought the pre-2016 edition that would blow the gasket head from getting too hot, was fixed, he should have focused on upgrading the cooling. Shame because the 2015 version was the best looking with the ultra tidy exhaust, after that they went to the typical uggo asymmetric side cannon like the nips. >>28664708>NowIts only now, previously it was European, and it still technically is, however it is likely more will be shifted to India in the future.
>>28664714Hello saaar I am brownest KTM owner please do not redeem the white man saaar
>first year>no real racing tests>no bikes sold for homologation>basically a fucking prototype>wins, wins, wins, wins, wins>FIM had to limit bike's peak RPM because it's too good
>>28664723LAR9P is no where to be seen in BSB, which is where actual stock bikes are raced. Stop the cope.
>>28664727>BSBdo you know the difference between supersports and superbikes, Rajesh?
>>28664718lol
>>28663430threado>>28664732>>28664732
>>28664718Awful KTM paintjob
I'm still in my lurk phase, but when I see people arguing over some of these high speed bikes and if they are good or not, is it really common for everyone arguing about them to not actually own said bike, or even one of it's competitors? Or to have experience racing them? How do you know who's full of shit? Ask for lap times?
>>28664694What motorcycles released in this century have this type of seat aka without passenger (except track bikes and cruisers of course)?
>>28664744You can buy a rear seat cowl for literally every single bike.
>>28664748That looks like shit. And it's not what I was asking anyways
>>28664729Enough to know LAR9P is neither one of those.
>>28664748>Think he is lying>It even exists on a rebel.Crazy
>>28664840>except cruisers of course
>>28664637Honda Sabre is such a sick ride, way ahead of its time and is still a fast bike compared to modern bikes, it's a 40 year old design, Honda was way ahead of the curve then.
>>28664739It's called benchracing and happens with cars too. The fastest benchracers are the slowest IRL because they lack the experience required to know being fast is less about the bike and more about the skill
>>28664739Also, bikes are so fast, the marginal differences between one bike to another is meaningless outside of the track. On top of that, the majority of anons can't max the handling of a Grom anyways, so benchracing is all we have
