"INNAWOODS!!", BigFoot edition!>Motorcycle tips and tricks>rip sef, gn & gaymoo>cb500 leg legion headquarters association>Y A M A H A>Motorcycle pics, wembos, and streamies>anime is irremediable gay>except for Bak>countersteering filters the nobike>Motorcycle and Whiskey Pairing Advice>ATGATT>STICKY(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): >>23526953 #>FAQ(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): https://pastebin.com/xu560p4qlinks>https://msf-usa.org>https://cycle-ergo.com/>https://superbikeschool.com>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets>banned for your opinions/report the toxic t/o/urists>https://www.4channel.org/feedbackMandatory viewing>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Codehttps://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU>Street Smarts leading edge (outdated) safety video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtG6MRIVtZg>bakhttps://9anime.to/watch/bakuon.z1nm/ep-1MEET, FIGHT and FUCK!>(New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxsPrevious thread: >>28713111
600s SUCK
Sgooder :DDDDD
Inline four scoot when
I just need a 1390 but nothing more
Suzukis
American old farts love comfortable touring bikes, but for some reason refuse to ride the most comfortable and fast one out of them BMW RT. Why do they go for atrocious Harleys or Indians instead?
>>28717044in german the word for "ride" is "fart"german motorcycles and germans generally are coprophilic
first for big twin
>>28717041hawttttt
>>28716999checked
/adventure/
28717044bait postdo not give this anon attention
>rides his bike without a plate>gets ticketed twice in one day>this is somehow the fault of the cops>waa waa im in college it costs moneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZR19hFjoMtotal influencer death
>>28717152>his excuse for not running plates is because cops can ticket him >according to him and some """jorunalist""" the method of ticketing is illegal>therefore he shouldnt have to abide by the lawliteral child mentality
>>28717152>Pulled over twice in a day.The surveillance a lot of cities are starting to use can track speed and if you have a license plate or not. Probably why this guy gets so much heat every time he goes out.
If you’re gonna break the law in the panopticon why would you pull over for the cops? Follow the law or don’t.
>>28716999I really, really like this pic.
>>28717205you're right and that's why i never stop for speed cameras.
>>28717152why did he randomly release a video about people cheating on eachother in relationships
>>28717152Clown college more like
>>28717205Or you know, pick the time and place to break the law.
>>28717044>Why do they go for atrocious HarleysSome people want nothing to do with metric bullshit and plastic chinkshit fairings. They don't want some faggy refined cuckbike since taking the truck is always an option. If it ain't steel, it ain't real, fuck jannies.
>>28716999Kys
>>28717044Bike too tall to be comfortable. Need a wide bike for the wide ass.
>>28717273I forgot that >>28717115 completely destroys my theory.
>>28717022There are those 50-70cc model inline and V engines. It would be cool to mount on on a scoot if they were reliable enough. Probably cost a gorillion dollar to make, though.
>>28717267Based boomer croozer
>>28716531gsxr 600 to cbr 125
>>28717115>not only wider than her shoulders>also wider than her elbows that are kind of sticking outi want to be the clapper in a church bell made of her ass cheeks, on easter
>>28717044Because the pushrod is closer to God
>>28717041Best pairing>>28717060ugly
>>28717189HATE IT
>>28717152Man this guy looks like such a faggot
is this too old? i messaged the guy about the miles and it's got 5500. then he messaged me back asking if i was still interested. i'm considering asking if he'd do like 3800 and maybe he'll reoffer 4k.2011 just feels kinda old
>>28717325>is this too old?what?>2011 just feels kinda oldu dumb? or just pretending
>>28717326i haven't had a bike since i was kid. just asking. there are other WRs that are like 2016, 2018. but they're usually bone stock compared to the pipe and jet kit on this one
>>28717325Yeah man dirt bike technology has improved so much in the last 14 years. That dinosaur will be impossible to repair and is so much uglier than modern dirt bikes.
>>28717329I don't know the differences between WR generations but probably not that much since it's an off road bikeI wouldn't care about the year that much but on the other hand don't know if it was jetted correctly for that pipe
>>28717329just read about the fuel injection tuner, disregard the jet part I don't know how to tune an efi bike, hope another anon will chime init does look good tho, go try it out
>>28716604>>28716611from my cold dead hands
>>28717335>just read about the fuel injection tuner, disregard the jet part yeah do apparently if you put an exhaust on it you have to use an EJK or power commander to change injection ratios. if i got a stock one, i don't think i'd ever dump that much money into it, but it does make the bike more powerful so i've been looking at bikes that already have it done. otherwise it's north of a thousand bucks. even more with the header.
after a lengthy discussion with chat gpt, we came to the conclusion i should get a africa twinim not upset, i know it wont be 'a' wrong choice but will it be 'the' right one? idk.
>>28717338I know about those fuel things like the power commander and such, I don't know how to configure them though, I'm guessing you need access to a dyno, no?
>>28717341Do you, by any chance, have a sever mental disability?
>>28717348ima sever my balls and place them in your mouth
>>28717342yeah you can but there are only so many performance mods you can put on the bike so it seems like people just copy other people's settings.regardless if 2011 is not "too old" i'll reply to the guy. im just concerned about seals and rubber and whatever else failing
dbt so slow
>>28717022Cheapest i4 new is 10k USD, a new i4 scoot will be way too expensive for a scooter.
Post streamies, dbt.https://youtu.be/kfsEiPtIUno
>>28717295>cbr 125Still comfy. I love my 125 scoot. Have you tried R3 or Duke 390? I really liked CB300R. It was almost too light and felt like a toy.
>>28717375Since its winter, /dbt/ nigz have gone into hibernation.
>>28717341Take a test ride. There are so many good bikes in the category. See which one you like best.
>>28717341If the weight isn't an issue, they're damn fine bikes.
>>28717393It was 80 degrees here today. Supposed to be a mind winter in North Texas this year and I'm here for it.
Do you guys like a 21 inch front on the street?I have a 2021 mt09 and want something else. I think it's just the wind blast that I'm tired of. The engine is phenomenal obviously but it just gets annoying being beat up by the wind and exhausts you.What do you recommend? New.
>>28717388>Still comfy. I love my 125 scoot.it is, I'm small but I can lift it to park. What 125 so you have? >Have you tried R3 or Duke 390? I really liked CB300Rno but I would like to, I'm curious about their size and how they ride. However, I'm more into classic bikes. I've been fixing an nsr 125 for some time and it's a gem, so light and exciting to ride, double the power of the cbr and just a few kilos heavier
>>28717409I prefer a 21 inch in my rear.
>>28717409>The engine is phenomenal obviously but it just gets annoying being beat up by the windTracer 9?
>>28717386>faggot on a gixxer wearing a textile flying down the highway on minimal trafficyeah real vibe. try to run into a work truck and not a minivan retard
>>28717416Would but the colors are bland. A bike should be colorful imo
>>28717409
>>28717060Is it possible to actuallly do some crazy shit on this bike like Pastrana? Or is it just a memebike and has nothing in common with the YZ series?
>>28717341This is the best adventure bike together with GS. The GS is more road oriented, AT is more offroad oriented. A better adventure bike does not exist.
do all of you ride street?i don't get the appeal tbhqh. compared to single track or fucking around in the woods, or even MX
>>28717464The GS can tackle on and offroad
>>28717423I'll make sure I run into your mom's rear end, faggot.
>>28717477Is this frame aluminum or steel?
>>28717483It's REAL STEEL. The superior frame choice for those looking for strength and reparability.
>>28717386Sound check.https://streamable.com/ybecun
>>28717465Depends on where you live. "Riding street" in a mountain region or the American southwest is very different from the urban sprawl many people ride in. I think that's whyADVs and touring bikes have had a resurgence. People need to ride a long way to get anywhere fun.
Why does every bike in GTA series has a radio, but in real life they don't?I want to ride with music so everyone can hear it for even more attention and cool points https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7Qg_EU_ehI
>>28717465Driving a car feels wrong. I always feel like I'm going to crash and hit stuff. On a bike it feels natural and like I am in control of my vehicle.Each of my limbs performs an important task in operating the bike and the bike responds to my body and mind like a dog or other animal.
>>28717494Indian 150cc shitbikes from brands like RTR have loud radios. It's surprising how audible they are as they pass
>>28717494Harley's and many other bikes literally have that
>>28717496Good point. I went from riding an fz07 for years which has a tiny footprint to driving my dad's Highlander and I had almost zero sense of control over this massive box on wheels.
>>28717494>proceeds not to post gta radio kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syCh1v-2-Lg
>>28717503https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcWNepO_r44
>>28717484>*rusts*>*weighs a shit ton*Aluminum is better it's just that these single piece molded frames look like shit. Trellis is best. Gonna try and find a leftover 950 hypermotard soon before it disappears forever
>>28717507>>*rusts*wrenchlet issue>>*weighs a shit ton*DYEL>Aluminum is betterNope>look like shitwrong
>>28717503>Vfaggot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBmv2NYbYCA
>>28717493yeah i think itd be really fun to do a big trip with some boys and go moto camping on like dr650s or something
>>28717499>>28717498Can a Gixxer 750 also have it?
>>28717517Those are great bikes but they're light. If you're eating up highway you're gonna get fatigued. I think 450 to 500 lbs is the sweet spot for a road bike
>>28717515I'm a zoomer. I can't help it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YJi1xRsskAlthough I did play GTA SA on the PS2 and had a lot of fun with the cheat codes.
>>28717524i'd be worried something much heavier would be a fucking hog out on rocky trails and shit.
>>28717517>>28717524>>28717533DR650 and take the back roads.You'll see more.
>>28717520Any bike can have a stereo setup. It's just a PITA and not worth it.
>>28717409I suspect the CB1000GT will be a pretty good deal. Other than that it just comes down to budget and a spectrum of how sporty you want it to be, ranging from "superbike on stilts" to "mobile couch".
1. Honda 19.4 million +6%2. Hero MotoCorp 5.9 million +6.9%3. Yamaha 4.6 million +4.2%4. Yadea 4.3 million -13.0%5. TVS Motor 3.7 million +12.6%6. Bajaj Auto 3.1 million +9.3%7. Suzuki 2.0 million +6.1%8. Italika 1.3 million +35.8%9. Zongshen 1 million +3.4%10. Royal Enfield 948.000 +5.1%Honda: >Holds the top spot with an estimated 18% market share.Harley-Davidson: >Comes in second with approximately 17% of the market share.Yamaha: >Is a strong contender, holding the third position with a 12% market share.Indian: >Holds a significant market share of 8%.Kawasaki: >Also ranks among the top brands, with models like the Z650 consistently performing well. Top-selling specific models (based on recent data)Kawasaki Z650: ~45,000 units soldHonda Rebel 1100: ~40,000 units soldBMW 1250 GS: ~33,000 units soldYamaha MT-07: ~30,000 units soldHarley-Davidson Sportster S: ~25,000 units soldHonda CB 500X: ~22,000 units sold
>>28717564What do we see here?>Honda is leading both worldwide and in the US>Second place - domestic manufacturer or the biggest Pajeet manufacturer >Third place - Yamaha, both worldwide and in the US>No one's buying Sucksuzki in the US for some reason>Thirdies don't like Kawasaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq15PBniHL8>Casey Stoner
>>28717550Yeah. Can't see it being better than the suzuki GX but honda will beat suzuki on price
>>28717568Kawasaki offers nothing special. You buy a kawi because you like green or the price is right.I guess the kle500 is kinda unique in the American market.
>>28715639No theyre temu trash, but theyre comfyDont go on the rain or crash and theyre okay>>28715618I need some proper rain proof winter gloves, any recommendation's?
>>28717564No way this is an international stats.
Brehs, I took my F850GSA out on the highway today. It feels nice and comfy, but I lack upper body strength. My hands feel like noodles post ride. The raised bars feel like ape bars to me. Pillion comfort is also quite good.
>>28717622Yeah, kle is very unique, it's not nx500, it's not himmy 450, it's not ibex 450. Its definitely not Adv390 or 390 Enduro. Its also not a F450GS. Very unique product that no one has thought of.
>>28717564Comparitively r1250gs numbers are nuts desu.
>>28717612It used to be the otherway round, Suzuki was discount Honda, but now Hondas are cheaper.
>>28717564Tvs used to be TVS-Suzuki, Hero used to be Hero-Honda. TVS has retained Suzuki's quality, that's why they make BMWs, but Hero's QC sucks after Honda left. They tried selling a few Heros as Harleys and no one bought them. Bajaj is no joke, they used to have partnerships with Kawi, Triumph and few others. Hero and TVS have tried their hands at Dakar and have stage wins. Bajaj never got into racing, but now they own KTM, a polar opposite company. RE was always about touring and they still are. It's end of an era since Suzuki sells less bikes than Bajaj. I want Suzuki to do better, they are my favorite.
>>28717498Which one? I'm a jeet and I've never seen it.
Pick 3 motorcycles from this list1 Your dream bike, something you want to own like a piece of history2 Best looking bike3 Forever all around bike you can live with and be happy
Bunch of fucking homos HarleyShout out to my Yamaha for still running
>>28717698Road King, R1, DRZDoesn't matter what order you put them in. A better selection doesn't exist
>>28717698VFR750 RC30R1GSX-R750
>>28717704>>28717706>R1Based
>>28717698Sp1Sp1, KatanaDL1050, DRZ400SM, T7
Himi
>>28717698Why is it sorted by power to weight ratio without taking into account at what RPM you get that power? Shouldnt you compare "power-to-weight ratio at for example 8000 RPM"? The table will look absolutely different then.
Just went for a short gear test at 12C in an overcast day with slight rains>balaclava alone isn't enough for the neck, need another layer>wearing 2 pair of pants works well (a tracksuit or similar as the skin layer prefferably)>wearing 2 pairs of socks works well>make sure theres no gap between the shoes and the pants by either wearing taller shoewear or longer pants>my biggest gloves still get quite cold at this temp, may have to consider undergloves or wearing mittens on topAny advice, ChatDBT?
>>28717729Heated grips + handguards, there are few tips from fortnine too.
>>28717733Im not a fan of heated grips. handguards sound good thoAlso I feel like my shifter is way too low to shift up comfortably, and my clutch and brake are a bit far for the length of my fingers, is it hard to adjust these?
>>28717740Not hard, these are meant to be adjusted, just like how you adjust the seats in when you get in a car.
>>28717694>they are my favoriteofc they are
>>28717740>Im not a fan of heated gripsyeah, I hate it when I get a steak and it's too juicy
>>28717702What are the service intervals on this bike?
>>28717758>service intervalsI don't know what you mean. If it stops running, I fix it. It's just that simple.
>>28717766Not good!
>>28717767You're a stupid fucking tranny
>>28717564>z650 over mtseems like bullshit, unless it's combined with RS
>>28717773You don't love your Yamaha and I'm not a tranny, I'm a male
>>28717779>I'm a maleFucking nobike is what you are
>>28717780I'm bike, it's too rare to post it here
https://youtu.be/p9bLOLg6IFw?t=605I want the R9. This torque is crazy.
>>28717784You're a stupid fucking tranny, might as well keep your predatory ass on discord where it belongs. Fucking creep>>28717785That impresses you? Yeah. Wow. That's so cool! He chopped the throttle a little and the front came up some. Absolutely nuts. That torque is crazy!God damn you guys are the biggest bunch of losers on 4chan
>>28717785he completely blew the engine riding like that btw, and it had to have a full rebuild (it wasnt even his bike LOL)
Any info on when the slip on Yoshimura for the CB1000 Hornet will come out in Europe?I know it's available on the US market since this week or so, but didn't find anything on an EU release.
>>28717785The guy in this video acts like an absolute spastic, why do people cheer for this?Genuinely don't understand it.
>>28717802He's just a typical American attention whore, most riders over there lack any skill so they think shit like revving and skids are impressive
Brehs, you never told me F850GS sounds like a tuk tuk. Only i4 and v4s sound cool?
got myself a hardly used pair of alpinestars missile v2 pants in my exasct size for 60€ last week.assuming I find the missile v2 jacket but one size bigger, will their waist zippers still match?
>>28717515>>28717503man I remember when gta 3 came out Literally had never seen anything like it before Played the absolute shit out of vice city and San Andreas back in the day. 4 and 5 had shit soundtracks in comparison Shit I remember taking the day off work in 2013 when gta v came out. What a game
>hotwing on the loose
>>28717819IV's soundtrack is great, I used to not like it when it came out (I was 11) but now I love it. Fits the setting of the game to a tee.V's soundtrack always has been shit tho.>>28717527I'm a zoomer and played literally every GTA bar the London episodes and GBA.V is dogshit.
>>28717828you missed the best one
>>28717830I think I played it a little bit at a friend's house, had some decent ideas.I liked the Godfather PS2 game too.
>>28717813agriculture bros...https://youtu.be/dkJGOAmtWuc
>2026 KLX300 >Finally arrived in Australia>37” seat height>Suspension from the 300R enduro>11.5” of travel>12.5” ground clearance>MADE IN JAPAN
>>28717702my baby!>>287177582000 on oil, 4000 on valve inspections.
>>28717431>Would but the colors are bland. A bike should be colorful imoPaint it? Wrap it?
>>28717818Its 60 Bux, you can relist it.
>>28717818yes. I ran these as my daily pants for years.
>>28717853thanks, good to know!>>28717850sure, but that doesn't help me in any way
>>28717838My sportbike makes this soundBefore bed I was thinking I missed hotwing posts and... he appears kek fucking simulation
>>28717843Why tf would you give a shit when you fucks are blessed with the DRZ400E model still. The 300 is anemic af.
>>28717861why is your sportbike a single cylinder?is it an YZFR125?
Is this the best motorcycle ever made?
>>28717877>why is your sportbike a single cylinder?Because it's an italian supermono
>>28717872>We got a replacement for the WR250R, you brainlet.>Z is a top-heavy pig
>>28717890Beta?
>>28717890The italians figured out long ago that torque > horsepower
Bros im pretty sure there is a bench warrant for failure to appeared, what do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFBP-ISQJzAtop content
>>28717907Probably should have someone drop you off to turn yourself in. Wear something nice thats also comfortable.If you get pulled over for this they'll tow your bike and you'll be doubly fucked.
>>28717907drive someone elses car until it expires
>>28717910>on a sportbike>thumbnail is a R7not clicking your gay clickbait content faggot beg for views somewhere else, also reported for advertising and spamming
>>28717910>doordashing>just highway ridingyaawnn and you just know the curry spills as soon as he gets on the r7
>>28717923Go back to plbeddit you retard, this place has like 5 people, why would anyone advertise here
>>28717912I dont think this is an option>>28717911FuckIs this the part i go full 1%er?
>>28717907shit shoomer, what did you do? you've been talking about this court thing for months now
>>28717934To be fair I literally shill my brand at any opportunity, and I think most here do.
>>28717904Yamaha>>28717906Yep, not to mention the gyroscopic effect of narrow engines that helps handling
>>28717907appear
>>28717975What brand?
>>28717974stalking the r3 tranny most likely
>>28717990Where is she btw? I'm starting to worry
>>28717785i hate this guy
>>28717974I had a sneeding tiggit court date set for the 3rd november from like end of september and i misinterpretted it as showing up means you declare youre not guilty Originally i have no fucking idea why i decided to interpret this this way, ngl ive been pretty fucked mentally since i last worked and from the summer tripThen i woke up like 3pm the day of and it wqs scheduled for 9am or something, so i went to the dmv and they said just wait a weekWell so its been two more weeks and i never got a mail letter like these dmv retards said i supposedly would, i think they were just trying to save face because they dont want anger inside their building and played dumbSo here we are i guessLife is fucked and has been for a long time, bikes didnt help guys- dont buy into that scam or midlife crisis bullshit>>28717986Appeared
The threads not going to be quite the same while Shoomer rots away in jail.
Bike shop has ordered new generator and says I should be back on the road midweek!I bought this so it could be simple enough to maintain myself but that'll be more of a future thing once I sm more familiarSo far:New clutch cable made.New throttle cable made.New rear brake cable off Ebay.New carb, old one cracked.New tires, replacing 2011 ones.New generator.Threaded front wheel bolt fixed that I hadn't even noticed.Nearly there.
>>28718006it hasnt been the same since the Brazilian killed himself
>>28718011It hasn't been the same since tzr twink left usWhere is he? Did he fix the tzr? Does he still ride shotgun on his bfs miata? Come back!
reason to rewatch Bakuon number 1>cool ads and helmets
>>28717992dont they all end up kys'd
>>28717907what the fuck did you do shooms
Looking at a 2023 KTM 390 Adventure as a daily. I'm focusing on this kind of bike as I'm 6'4. Only previous experience was with an anemic 150cc Yamaha. Mechanic owned with about 10k miles on the clock. Anything I should be wary of?
>>28718002>Appearedif true then why do you have a warrant for failure to appear
>>28717044I may buy one when I get my A loicence. Will depend on how I feel at the time tbqh. They have a big dealership near me. There were a hundred plus on the road here the other weekend for a funeral of one of them. They all seemed to love them. Depends what I want. My dad wanted one for years but didn't yet.
>>28718029molester shoomester
>>28718035LMAO
>>28717988Not telling you.But it's one of the big 4.
>>28718032See if the bike fits you first. Also, why a KTM? They are notoriously unreliable, but 390 has been out for so long, it's ok now. Also, later gens are fine. Idk check the general things.
>>28718029The probably went too fast on his zx14r, it got taken away and this retard didn't go to court.
>>28718035Dont remind me, or ill find you like r3>>28718033I didnt appeared didnt you read my posts guy?I failed to appeared, past tense for the esl so theyll never proberly learn cursed thubmlinguistics>>28718029AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28718058I still have both my baiks and i sleep next to them every night to make sure this never happens, but now i think theyre gonna arrested development meIm going insane, i need help
>>28718061What happened this time?
>>28718002CALL A FUCKING LAWYER SHOOMS.STOP PUTTING THIS OFF, STOP ASKING US, CALL A LAWYER. THE LAWYER CAN WORK WITH THE POLICE ON YOUR BEHALFI TOLD YOU THIS A MONTH AGO AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, IT'S TIME TO LISTEN. A LAWYER CAN KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL.
>bike parts arrivedfuck yeah! oils, new plug, new chain and some new fork sealsnow I need some bricks for the fork job
>>28718069>>28718002Also a judge isn't going to issue a warrant for your arrest over a fucking speeding ticket, they're just going to demand you pay the fine.Still, call a lawyer.Please.
>>28718060Forget about it. It was in the past, so it's not here anymore, it only exists in your head and nowhere else. Whad did you do to R3 YOU MONSTER?
>>28718006Thread has been a bit sane without the r3 twink. Comeback without R3 to quell these retards, also put on some muscle.
>>28718061ticket clinic, getdissmissed, all those are lawyer referral companies. They'll hook you up with a lawyer.
>follow Spite for a while because I loved his dual sporting/ADV moto vlogs>He just shills shit electric motorcycle companies and new-thing-good FOMO postingI hate it, and I hate how prevalent this is now.
>>28718071They will for the FTA tho. And I don't see Shooms calling the court himself and asking for a new appearance date, so if he can't handle doing it he needs a grown-up lawyer to do it for him.
>>28718078fuck this fat ass, Yammynoob made him famous and got hate in return
>>28718078He made this videos on the janua seemingly to spite yammienoob. I get that he may be upset about that whole situation but the seems a little petty
>>28717802He is surrounded by demons he is unaware of and they will kill him. He looks wrong, he sounds wrong. Not nice to watch.
>>28717325how many hours are on it? when was the top end last done? that's a lot for a 250, imo
>>28718078Gotta get that bag brah.>>28718083Fuck yammynoob too>>28718085Thought you were talking about shoo for a moment
>>28717325this thing looks fantastic, if it wasn't 2000 miles away I'd snipe it from you
>>28718093>if it wasn't 2000 miles away I'd snipe it from youNo honour amongst /dbt/ers
>>28718079>They will for the FTA tho.FTA for a speeding ticket? They got better things to do. He's fine. He should still call a fucking lawyer like we've been telling him for a goddamn month
>>28718100No respect, NO RESPECT I TELL YOU
>>28718055It's significantly cheaper than the 650 VStorms I see. I'd have the money for those but I'm not planning on hooning the thing so I'm not sure I really need the extra grunt. There's also a BMW G310 for a similar price (might be a bit low for the occasional highway ride) and a 650 Versus for VStorm money.Reckon I should invest in pricier ones?
>>28718069Ok but>how does shoonster pay for said lawyer jannoid>>28718071Im pretty sure they did because it says they would at the bottom of the printed ticket as a consequence for it happening >>28718072I meanI pretty much engage in the:>have a problem>decide to forget i have a problem>i no longer have a problem>tuxedofrogtoastingchanpagne.mp4And that type of complacency surely got me here too>what did you do to r3Nothing, i fend away the bugchasing homosex that try to flirt with this twinklet, im just shitposting>>28718075Do those exist in the alberta oblast?>>28718079I didnt know i could do that, can i still do that if im a man at large?Im looking for all my options aside from becomming a nomad nobike hobo
>>28718085>demonsIs this some kind of meme
>>287176981. RC45 or an Indian Four2. RC51, which is my obtainable dream bike and personal favorite motorcycle of all time3. 5th gen VFR, easily. If I had to only have 1 machine it's that or my RC.
>>28718069never trust a lawyer tho
>>28718104No regards, I tells ya.
>>28718108>>how does shoonster pay for said lawyer jannoidgo do some voice acting dude, or just g4p
>>28718108>how does shoonster pay for said lawyerSell your bike, that way you can afford a lawyer to make sure the state doesn't take your bike away.
>>28718120https://voca.ro/1WgMYSTnWRy5Alright how many currytokens will the above voice acting net me bros? Be honest
>>28718108>>how does shoonster pay for said lawyer jannoidWell shoonster, you get a choice, go to jail or hire a lawyer. Going to jail is way, way more expensive than hiring a lawyer. Going to jail is the end of your ability to make money.If youre out of jail, even on bond, you can make more money. And consultation is free. Just calling the lawyer, asking for fees and asking what they think the penalty may be doesn't cost you a cent. Call a lawyer.
>>28718108>Im pretty sure they did because it says they would at the bottom of the printed ticket as a consequence for it happeningi still don't think they would over FTA over a traffic ticket. can you imagine how clogged the system would be if every traffic ticket came with a warrant? If you just pay the ticket they'll probably forget the whole thing happened.
>>28718108>>how does shoonster pay for said lawyer jannoidticket clinics (yes they exist in albertoid) have free consultation. look one up online. just googling it, I found one that's exclusive to albertahttps://www.albertaticketfighter.com/who give>free consultationLiterally just calling them and asking doesn't cost you anything so do it.they can ALSO tell you if you have a warrant out for your arrest without outing who you are or where you live.
>>28718128How long are they going to imprison me if i go to jail? Will i get out for riding season at least you think?I only ask because its going to be winter soon and i get a free vacationAlso i have worked a total of 21 days since the shooner mishap of 1.5 months stranded summertimes, i dont know if you recall, but asides from my forbidden savings account, i have about 2.2k rn and am waiting on an e.i chequeAlsoOil crashed and my employer decided to janny my dayrate -$50 from an already shitty one and the only way i was really able to afford any of these bikes or trips was by remaining a functionally homless leafjew, by not paying the rentjew i became the überjew and used those monies for the 'kujewAlso for whomever was saying sell the 'ku(s), i have to still fix the crf450rl and i also dont want to sell themMaybe after the snow is melted i go shoom myself off a cliff and my little brother have the insurance upon my kill
>>28718032I commute on my '22 390 adventure. It's a little small for 6'4".I haven't had any major issues with it mechanically, other than the stock chain (it was garbage that wore out right away) the hardware (a lot of it isn't quality and they shake loose a lot without loctite) and the shift drum position sensor started coming loose and killed the engine on me a few times until I figured out the cause. No issues otherwise and it's at 15k
>>28718140>How long are they going to imprison me if i go to jail? Will i get out for riding season at least you think?again I doubt you'd go to jail over this shit, they may suspend your license though which IMO is a worse outcome.But yknow you won't know until you call that lawyer, who will tell you exactly what the punishment is. >Also i have worked a total of 21 days since the shooner mishap of 1.5 months stranded summertimes, i dont know if you recall, but asides from my forbidden savings account, i have about 2.2k rn and am waiting on an e.i chequeShooms, I get you're panicking and worried about money, but calling them is again, free. they don't charge you to call and ask what the punishment is, and I don't know anything about alberta law. I'm judging it based on Florida law where you can drive 200 on a sidewalk and get a slap on the wrist.just call them.
>>28718019The only way I intend to die is in a motorcycle accident, suicide is lame as fuck and my life is wonderful
>>28718149Are you a tranny tho
>>28718131Well during my last court for traffic sneeding, i was there early and in my attendance there was like 2 or 3 other people and one of them didnt appear and had a bench warrant placed upon himAlso during my time there i was about to get off the hook for the demerits because judge said ok just pay this, and then the clerk jannoid decided to remind him that double the sneeding limit was a mandatory -4 demeritsBut alas i agree with your premise, however they issued a tiggit for courtdate so that kinda is clogginf up the system regardless, no?Also this website might be helpful, ill contact them on monday hopefully and stay unarrested
Name a cooler looking bike these days. You can't. It looks both futuristic and classic, like 80s, 90s and 20s together
>>28718107Since you know how to ride already, go vstronk desu. G310R is fine, I have it. It's a good first bike, kinda reliable too, not high strung, but unusually vibey single.
>>28718154No, he's a beautiful girl now back off!
>>28718161Hayabusa
>>28718148Bros you live in the freedom swamp state, not gommunist frozen tundra oblastWhy would they suspend my license, fuck that would suckIf that happened id basically sell everything i own here and fuck off to another country
>>28718155>Well during my last court for traffic sneeding, i was there early and in my attendance there was like 2 or 3 other people and one of them didnt appear and had a bench warrant placed upon himShooms, this stuff is based on prior record. If you don't have a record of not showing up, then chances are they're not going to hammer down on you as much as someone who has 10 speeding tickets, never paid them, and never showed up for them. You don't know what the prior record of that guy is, or if it wasn't a case of a suspended license. >But alas i agree with your premise, however they issued a tiggit for courtdate so that kinda is clogginf up the system regardless, no?They're required to do that, at least it is here. To them it's just another speeding ticket.I'd contact them today. Not Monday. Give yourself a weekend to think about what they say since they aren't going to be sending the mounties to oyur door over a traffic ticket. Also a bench warrant isn't the same as jail time. They could just ask you to pay a fine. They don't want to put you in jail because they know if you don't have enough money, you can't pay a fine while behind bars.
>>28718169meh, new gixxers maybe
>>28718170>Why would they suspend my license, fuck that would suckwell you see, shooms; demerits count against your driving record, and enough of those = you're required to take driving lessons or re-apply for a driver's licenseas to what they may really do? idk, again i live in florida. you're not going to know until you Call. A. Lawyer.
>>28718087WR250Rs are like road bike engines in a dirt bike frame. you don't have to do a valve check until like, 16,000 miles.
>>28718174>record of not showing upIs that specifically for traffic court or all accounts convicted or otherwise?>guy who has 10 speeders and never showed up nevwr paid themWhat a fuckin legend, based>cant pay a fine behind barsIdk if its the same there but here afaik you can get time added to a sentencing for thinga like that, its basically how crackheads get a free remand vacation for winter after boosting for their last crack expenditures or to simply not starve>>28718179Well ive had a clean driving record right up until i got those demerits, then thwre was this gross negligence of mine and FTA fuckIm still waiting for monday, i cant deal with the stress of tslking to anyone othwr than imageboard nobikes such as myself
Please respond to this post with the numerical value of how many IQ points you believe Shoomers has
>>28718189Please be generous, i have autismsAlso im guessing above 138 and below 145, but if i smoke weed then half of whatever the number formerly once was
>>28718189roll
>>28718191what is this test?
>>28718191I did the MENSA IQ test while smoking and watching youtube and got 132, I think it would be lower if I was sober
I'm looking at a GSX1250FA for commuting (London). Nothing to fancy, but reliable and cheap to insure. Thoughts?
>>28718002I would just call the local police station and ask them what to do.
>>28718201>call the jannies to remind them that im a wanted manoh no no no no no nono>>28718194https://www.idrlabs.com/autism-spectrum/test.phpI think>>28718199Crazy how we went from take a dose of lsd in the 60s to expand your mind and break free from the establishmentAnd now its take a microdose to be more productive of a corporate zomboid
>>28718205Nvm i dont think thats the right link, might be on /pol/ archives if you keyword search "autism test" and search for urls
>>28718200>LondonYou'll be getting the train home.
>>28718216too late, I'm autistic
>listed my bike for sale>feel overwhelming dread and regret>barely ride anymorePlease help me
>>28718189lol
>>28718231Are you planning to get another one? What bike, how much? I feel the same when I'm trying to sell my guitar.
>>28718189At least 2
I love the utilitarian look of the classic BMW R12
Anon be careful, if you see someone suggests you should buy a ~300cc motorcycle, you know it's a jeet.
>>28718256There's literally nothing as cool as a flat engine with a shaft drive.
>>28718259Fuck off back to Rennlist
>>28718256I wish BMW had an affordable sportbike over 500cc, something like R7, RS660 or CBR650R,
>>28718256LARPbike
Anyone can explain how Vstrom models are marketed? I see ones with spoked wheels, ones with bags, ones without all of that etc
>>>/gif/29797493https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763093795956743.mp4
>not acousticThanks, Honda!
>>28718265you can always aim for an f900r. it's not exactly a sportsbike and not exactly a beauty, but certainly sport-y
>>28717041>>28717060>>28717305I wonder if the DRZ will stop being fun.
>>28718275fuck this test>share on facebookyeah... sounds like a great idea
>>28717341You don't need bonnet slop to decide a bike.
>>28718275>>28718280>>28718222Bros i have the real website nowhttps://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
>>28717564>>28717694>>28717744Come on Suzuki!
>>28718221Live outside the M25 - commute into the city. Not living in that dump.
>>28718283yea but can't make up my mind
>>28718256>matte feldgrauunff
>>28717910Slop
Going for a noise test tomorrow! Let's hope I can pull off a track day this year and maybe a CSS session too.
>lightweight adventure battle>200kg pigWhy do chinks lie about it's weight?
>>28718310Because they wouldn't sell if they didn't. This is the entire chinese strategy. Make garbage then lie about it's specs. They don't care that people will figure it out, they already made the sale and it won't be enough people that give a shit to offset the cost savings
>>28718310The bmw looks really good but it's wauly too expensive
>>28718310>why do women lie about the number of sexual partners they've had
>>28718320Good question desu senpai
>>28718284Perception is very importan for bike riding. You have to feel the bike. I'm Valentino Rossi.
>buy a 150kg japanese god machine with 300cc engine>buy a 200kg chink swine with 450cc chink engineHhmm anon I can decide
>>28718333*can'tObviously
>>28718333Thoughts on a Yamaha WR125R? Is it worth ir or sould I just save more for the CRF?
>>28718246>Are you planning to get another one? What bike, how much?Probably not. I kinda wanted an Indian Scout, but I don't want another payment in my life, and $15k for a new one or $9k for used is a bit much. I think I'm at that point in my life where I'm seriously considering a midlife crisis sports car (not a corvette).
>>28718277It won't, but the OG DRZ400 will always be peak
>>28718352I've heard ex-bikes really enjoy driving a Miata
>>28717152>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZR19hFjoM [Embed]Turned it off after 25 seconds cause the dude is cringe. I hope he goes wide in a turn and dies.
>The applications, all filed in the European Union, cover five possible new models. The smallest is the “RW125,” followed by the “RW155,” “RW250,” “RW350,” and finally the “RW700.” >But what does RW mean? That’s still a mystery, but one that we can make some logical guesses about. The “R” in the name points toward road or race-replica styling—we can be certain these aren’t going to be Ténéré-style adventure bikes, and the trademark applications come not long after Yamaha also filed paperwork for the names “RZ250″ and “RZ350″ in Japan. RZ was previously used on models including the RZ350 and RZ500 two-strokes, which were marketed in Europe as RD models. So could the RW machines be retro-styled sport machines harking back to those two-strokes?>1 year old news>no updates since then>RZ350aaaah this is too good to be true
>>28718310the chink knows nothing but lies
>>28718329>im valentino rossiNo youre notYoure a normieAnd you know what they sayNORMIES GET OUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A little wet and muddy today.
>>28718136that's run by the Alberta PD. They record the "consultation", tell you they can't take your case, and bring it in to court when you try to fight the ticket. >t. knower
>>28718357I'd like a hard top coupe, miatas probably wouldn't have enough power for me, same with a Toyoburu. I wanted a 240/260z, but after messing with bikes older than me I don't want old shit anymore. Parts are expensive and they just perform like shit because thats the best they could do in decades past.
>>28718378
>>28718383Thank you based knowerI will now never consult anyone and embrace life as a 1%erIt was nice knowing you guysGuess ill have to throw my phone away now so the jannoids cant triangulate my homeless camp innawoodsWhat else do you know?
>>28718388370Z it is
>>28718397I was thinking more along the lines of 2008 BMW Z4 M. Trying to nab one at $25k or less. I've kinda liked the 370Z for a while, but it seems they're regularly clapped out hard on their 6th owner and/or 187,000 miles, or a pristine example for $35k that is slower than everything else in the $35k range. Same thing with a bunch of 300ZXs. Turbo ones are overpriced. Non turbo 2+2 are fairly cheap but I know a couple guys that had one and they confirmed theres zero room for power addons, and they're fragile without much headroom. Ideally I want a hard top coupe, 2 door liftback or hatch, inline 5 or 6 cylinder, manual, RWD, and decent repairability and aftermarket, and okay power headroom. I'm not dropping a turbo kit on something year one.
get on my lvl
>>28718383>and bring it in to court when you try to fight the ticket.How would that help their case? Unless they're tricking you into admitting stuff?
>>28718408Should do that with a NOS can
The Italians should stick to cooking and making cages instead of attempting to make a good motorcycle.
>>28718416You again
>>28718420Cooking and cages. Badabing badaboom
>tfw nobike againWe're going into winter and i still have the itch to buy a bike and ride knowing full well I wont ride at all during winter...fmlAfter doing some research on the Guzzi V7 850 Euro5, i have come to the conclusion that the bike is maxed out from the factory.They increased throttle body and airbox size, and the only difference from the V85TT are the heads.Only thing that could get you power is messing with the lifters and more aggressive cams. It makes 64hp to the wheel and guzzi claims 65hp. With a shaft drive which is about a 12-15% loss its making 77hp at the crank. But no dual analog on the special. >Inb4 buy a faster bikeNoRnineT or Z900RS?
>>28718284>>28718374Sorry shoom looks like i'm a normie too
>>28718188>Well ive had a clean driving record right up until i got those demerits, then thwre was this gross negligence of mine and FTA fucki wouldn't worry about it then. take your plates off and go for a slow ride. wait nvm it's like 2 degree C up there maybe don't do that.
>The Italians should stick to cooking and making cages instead of attempting to make a good motorcycle.Why then all fastest laps on different tracks are held by italians and an occasional R1?
Why are all Italian bikes only ridden to expresso shops that are 5 miles away once a month?Because they don't make a good bike>muh racingOh I didn't realize we had motogp riders ITT, let's see the milage on your duc if it's not a jalopy that rattles itself into an insurance claim
>>28718432Everything is frosty until about midday, but then its 2 hours of shooms and shit trafficId rather not sadly, there is no snow and there is also no gravel quite yet, but id rather be low temp riding on my crf450rl because at least it has crashbars and knobulars for fun shenanagins>>28718426AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28718425>But no dual analog on the special.buy a janus
>>28718447>Oh I didn't realize we had motogp riders ITTbut i thought everyone in here was on par with valentino
>>28718161
>>28718468>chineseDelete it. Come back when they actually win something
>>28718468If valentino took the autism test, what would his highscore be?Do you think if /dbt/ sent it to motogp riders they would do correspondences with us to help us understand what it takes to be supremo autismo?
Look at this adventure performance. Cfmoto trash unsurprisingly at the bottom, this chink above chosen wrong brand to shill for, I'd go for zontes and kove on his place.
>>28718478Guy Martin has aspergers umiromiclyhere he is on crack https://youtu.be/WrIy1SLvyGg?t=27
>>28718480where are you seeing this?
>>28718478Vale once said he's ambidexter.
>>28718378>>28718389Northern Nevada?
>>28718484Coolest nigga on earth imo
>>28716999threado>>28718502>>28718502
>>28718480>Why is a 450MT slower than a GSA in a drag race?>Could it be the extra 850cc?>No, it must be ze German space magic!
>>28718480Reminder to the ducc-suckers that ducati glazed the Chinese. Which makes sense given their enthusiasm for done-up trash.