Welcome to 4chan's Offroad General - where high ground clearance meets low IQ. If it hasn't rolled over yet, you aren't trying hard enough. Post your 4x4 trucks and SUVs. This thread is for the guys who actually leave the pavement and have the broken CV axles to prove it.Previous thread: >>28756649
>>28815324Have you guys ever seen someone chrome plate their steel tube bumpers?
>>28815324So this is the white man's dream? To drive a clap-trap shit-heap Jeep with its hood open due to an engine failure, with a goblin'd out wife that looks like a WW2 veteran with breast implants?
>>28815398You shut your goddamn mouth. She's literally a Nevada 10/10.
>>28815412this is a Nevada 10/10...
>>28815415...and what became of her.RIPt. grew up in Loose Vages, Nevada
>>28815412There are no saguaro, those are only in Arizona, they're a Sonoran thing not a Mojave or Great Basin thing Helping my friend do a diesel swap on his CJ5, same engine I swapped into the XJ
>>28815418He bought the TDconversions adapter, I made his custom wiring harness and put an immo delete and tune on his ECU
>>28815422First test start of the diesel engine
>>28815418>There are no saguaro, those are only in ArizonaI don't personally know the difference, but I thought someone might call me out on that lol. On another note, Blazer is functional again.
>>28815425I love virtual machines, just have an entire VM dedicated to TDI tuning and diagnostics
>>28815429Oh boy spider injector, just did that on my friends chebby, the hardest part was disconnecting the fuel lines behind the intake against the firewall
>>28815432Is this mac or windows? I am confused.
>>28815436all the software for ALH TDIs runs best on windows XP so I just run a windows XP virtual machine, then all the software works flawlessly
>>28815435Maybe the blazer is easier. It went really smooth for me as an advanced wrenchlet. My only issue was not realizing that I needed an updated bracket, so I had to run to the parts store halfway through. AI said mechanics charge $450-700 labor for this job.
>>28815441400 sounds pretty fair honestly considering the insane overhead of a shop
>>28815448I could've bought a chinese replacement for $99, but paid $340 for the American made SCFI to MPFI Conversion, which is unlike me. But I didn't want to play Guangdong fuel injector roulette and do the job a second time.
>>28815453wise choice
>>28815458can you go back to jail for another 6 months dude, this general was just starting to recover
>>28815851Never went to jail? Just busy with workin on the house, working on cars and trucks, camping, holidays etc, no work tho, work is for fags
>>28815855Starting to sound like Frosty
>>28815851Just filter the faggot and never respond to it.
>>28816007Frosty didn't do engine swaps every other weekAlso bought some dirt bikes been riding a lot lately, got another XR650, sold my last one never gonna sell this one, also got an xr400, I fuckin love XRs
>>28815415Why the fuck does the drivers licence need to say she's under 18 until? Prostitution isn't legal in the shit county Las Vegas is in. But outside you still need to register to be one so it's completely unnecessary.
>>28815324>Manhands>Man arms>Man faceJFC
attaching a cast-iron transfer case to a transmission might be the most difficult auto endeavour i've done yet.the offset round bottom makes it so a transmission jack won't work as intended.i raised it with the jack and lines up the splines. then i slung 2 ratchet straps across the frame to hold up the case and slowly lowered the jack until the offset portion started to drop, and the bolt holes lined upnot my pic but picrel
>>28816264This is what happens to huwyte "women".You want to pick the babby-faced ones, at least initially, because the cartilaginous parts of the face (and hands like knuckles) are responsive to Growth Whoremoan and continue growing throughout one's lifespan, even when bones stop growing in adulthood. Thus why old people have big long ears and shit. All women are basically on an unstoppable march towards Goblinification.DESTROY HUMANITY NOWTHERE IS NOTHING WORTH LIVING FOR
>>28816391There is something worth living for.I want to live long enough to watch you clowns fuck up the world, so I can get a few laughs out of it before I kick the bucket.
>>28815398She does look like a man desu
>>28816264Don't forget the abhorrent silicone tits.
An actual tranny would probably look better than that.
>>28816610Trannies never look better. Ever.Rip your brainrot
>>28815851AIDS patients live about 5 years without $10k a month in medication, which his welfare wont pay for. So hes only got about 2 years left.
>>28816621Than that thing in OP? What is wrong with you motherfucker
>>28816969>lowboyhnnnng
>>28816969>What is wrong with you motherfuckerYou're all brainrotted by tranny porn at this point. You all said picrel had man arms and a "bony ass." So I post a more traditional voluptuous woman this time around, and you all still hate her. I'm convinced nobody here is actually attracted to women.
>>28817039first picture : dried up whore with fake titssecond picture : trannyabsolute state of american offroad culture
>>28815324>Broken down blond in a bikiniWhere are the guys hiding with guns?
>>28817039If everyone else is complaining about the quality of women you post, you are the problem. However I liked the younger woman on the jeep. I don't watch tranny porn but I've seen zoomer trannies irl that were cute. You posted a fucking hag this time around.
>>28817039I liked this one.The plastic gilf, not so much.And yes, half the posters here are fags.We've known this for quite awhile.
>>28817039her ass is supposed to bulge out, not be the same thickness as her thighman i swear huwyte "men" have the worst taste in women
>>28817183Desire for a big ass is a brown person thing.White people aren't shaped like gorillas.
I like the OP pictures.
>>28815324Joe Biden has changed
finally got the drivetrain back in this bitchneed to lower the idle and check the fluid when it's hottest drive drove it around the block and the np203, which i didn't molest at all, popped into neutral when the truck went over the transition bump from the road to the alley
>>28817335Im willing to bet the 203 is fine and its a linkage issue, getting some flex between the shifter and t-case.Check mounts (motor/trans and cab).
>>28817657Wonder if that's whats going on w my transfer case
>>28817657the linkage is mounted to the 203 case only, straight into the cab. the spring inside the mechanism could be weak,broken or filled with mud. it's a bitch to get on and off, tooor the internal detents could be worn out, in which case i'm fuxx0redmounts are all new, i'll have to check to make sure the trans mounts are still tight
Im finishing up my TJ build and need tires. I plan on driving it on the road more than off but will be doing some heavy off roading when I can. I had Mickey Thompson MTZ but I didn't like their snow capabilities or wet traction(obvious MT issues). Im considering aggressive ATs like the Baja Boss AT. Or should I get Baja Boss MTs, or any other MT, and just deal with it? Its not my main vehicle by any means. I just want the availability to drive it in snow, ice or heavy rain and not have my asshole puckered. I guess the best option is to get 2 sets of wheels and tires but im running out of storage space and thats a lot of added cost.Im also considering going to 37s but I'm still on D44s. 4" lift, 1" BL, hi-line fenders, big brake kit, 5.13 gears. Stock wheelbase with short arms. I ate through BJs on 35s and thats still the weak spot.
>>28820045Get MTs. They're totally fine on the road. You won't regret it.
>>28820045The Baja ATs have no problem in snow and are quiet on the road
>>28820074I've had many sets of MTs and I disagree. I'm rebuilding the TJ because I wrecked it with MTs. Granted, I was driving in conditions that MTs aren't optimal for. Im still mulling it since it's not a daily.>>28820149Yeah, that seems to be the consensus. Flip side of this is spring and summer wheeling here is a lot of mud. They look aggressive enough to clean themselves and not get too packed, but idk
>>28820149I also have a snowblankie GX
>>28820223Yeah they're fine in mud. Took it through a mud pond over the tyres and it was fine.The side cutters are from the MT.>>28820227Comfy/10
>>28820223>I wrecked it with MTsHow? Vibration wear out bearings?
>>28820426Sorry meant bushings, not bearings.
>>28820426Hydroplaned on the highway. It just so happened to be right at a barrier wall lol. I trashed the front axle, fender and hood. The short wheelbase and high center of gravity doesn't help.
>>28817183Seems to be an american only phenomenon. I go to Switzerland and France and as much as i don't find the women attractive they are at least healthy and shaped like women. I found an Arab girl with massive tits and ass so I can die happy
>>28820487Oh yeah damn. Sorry to hear that.
>>28820497Youre 2 generations removed from a people who died of starvation because the rains failed that year.You think fat is "healthy" because she can survive longer during a famine.
>>28815324Grok, make this image but with a woman younger than 50. Ideally 25.
>>28815415That says she's 15 (photo 9-13-2005, and 'under 16 until 9-19-2005').You gotta compare to age 18 at least. Its rare to become a meth head in junior high or first year of high school. Everyone should look normal at age 15 save for crippling disease.
>>28820788Fat is hot because I'm 6'4" 225lbs and I need a very large ass to be able to suffocate my big ass face under. I didn't say anything about it being healthy.
>>28820497>they are at least healthy and shaped like women
tfw mogginjust bought it so haven't been offroad yet but will keep you guys up to date on its adventures new cab soft top first on the list
>>28822583You fell for the meme.Theyre not what you think they are.Go ahead and analyze this picture and figure out what was so severe to call a rollover
>>28822583Looks cool what engine is in it?
>>28822646old unimog>new unimoghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLVViKqIqs>>28822651I think the 2.2, I gotta look at the dataplate
>>28822646With the dirt bike so high, their center of gravity was fucked to begin with.
>>28822761Ya the 225 pound bike on the 8,500 pound vehicle is what did it....
>>28822583based>>28822646hating faggot has arrived early today
>>28822808This one is $1.3 million
>>28823754Former merkava driver?
>>28823754that's a kamaz not a unimog
Spent last night camping in the sand dunes. This car is like cheat mode for sand.
Just picked this runner up, it came with Nitto Terra grappler G3's.I'm gonna swap the spare with the OEM 17 and get some KO3's all around including the spareHow are these nittos though? Should I look to swap them out sooner or let em die first? They're pretty good for steep and rocky trails so far but haven't tried mud or snow yet
>>28825234Captcha ate pic fuck this new captcha
>>28825234Ride em till they die then get MTs.
>>28825234Ive had a shitload of BFGs delaminate over the years. Never had that issue with any other brand. And im talking about with half the treadlife left.Ill never buy anything BFG again.
Ok I'm back after a "racist" vacation.Now with more snow! Starting to look like an Escalade front end.
>>28816391>women are normal humans who age like us>DESTROY HUMANITY NOW THERE IS NOTHING WORTH LIVING FORSometimes I wonder why you faggots aren't diagnosed and euthanised in 3rd grade.
>>28815324Anyone have experience with Discoverys? I bought a 1998 V8 Disco 1 yesterday for the princely sum of £5400, and while it has a couple of silly little problems, it otherwise seems to be *relatively* rust free at first glance, and it's pretty damn clean overall. Previous owner had it 16 years and has taken surprisingly good care of it. Do you guys reckon it's worth keeping as a general do-it-all kinda car, or do you think I'm better of selling it on? I don't really plan to go off-roading, but as I do a little bit of buying and selling, I sort of feel like it'll be useful for trailering motors back and forth; at the moment I have to borrow my brother's VW Crafter. I've always sort of wanted a Range Rover classic, but with prices of those sky rocketing recently and this suddenly falling in my lap, it just seems like a shame to let it go. Thoughts?
>>28815398
Camping next to different sand dunes today. Tomorrow, I'll camp on the beach.
>>28827750This guy looks chill af
>>28827752Dude is as chill as he looks.I just went out, did a bit more driving on dunes. I forgot the the leeward side can be super steep and basically drove off a small cliff. Oops. Car is fine.
bros i took the old falcoon to the beach and got stuck in the surf as the tide came in, barely got out as it was lapping the back wheels haha
>>28827752wat da du rag do?
Hi from the beach. Today I hit a big pothole, and tire lost pressure. Some friendly guys helped hammer the wheel back to mostly round shape, and I was able to get to the next town where a professional hammered it some more. After that, there were 40 km of washboard roads, which separated something in the exhaust, so the car is pretty loud now. I will fix it in the next town. The beach is super nice, and it was fun driving on it. Glad I am driving AWD, the 2WD guys keep getting stuck in the deep sand.>>28828950Keeps the desert sun off the head and neck, so you stay cooler and avoid sunburn.
>>288267741 guy has one maybe hell show up
I have been very happy with my 2003 Toyota 4Runner Sport edition with the V8 engine.
>>28828950It's so his hair develops "waves"
In the blazer at McDonald's, sitting behind a GMC Jimmy :-)
>Ram says it's first SUV won't just be a reskinned G Wagoneer>firstWhat does the Durango not count now,
>>28833241Dodge ≠ RAM
>>28822646>Euroslop boomer """expedition""" truckThere's your problem kek
>>28833465Lies
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I've replaced the suspension, and am replacing all the front end suspension components. Should I get a LSD? Also someone pls suggest what I should do to improve braking performance it has sucked since I got the truck. Got multiple powerstop kits, do I need different calipers and new brake fluid?
You call that a traction board?THIS is a traction board
>>28835916>Should I get a LSD?Have you checked the sticker in your glove box or wherever to verify that you have any open diff? Upgrading the diff and tires are always my first two items.
Mornin
And she didn't think we'd make it back from cuttin trail. Ass was dragging for quite a bit but didn't even need the locker, just 4lo
>>28839378That just looks like my driveway
>>28839598Yeah
Beep
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>>28843877Ckecked
The "bulletproof" Jeep 4.0 is just a meme.Those engines blow up just like any other engine.>https://youtu.be/aD_Y7nUMWNk
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>>28846494Nice rigCheckem
