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Suzuki is the best manufacturer edition.

/dbt/ bois around the world
>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=1YwqbzbdRjMAItdOZPktcND3Nr98

Ergonomics simulator:
>http://cycle-ergo.com

Learn to ride like a pro:
Twist of the Wrist II - Kieth Code Sama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDQSKhj3Ab8

Please support our Canadian bothers, Fortnine:
Yalla Habibi! - Around the world in less than 17 days on a Duc Multi
https://fortnine1.vhx.tv/packages/yalla-habibi/videos/yalla-habibi

Zach Courts senpai from Revzilla is back.

Crash helmet:
Look for ECE 22.06 helmets, or FIM ones. Only full face allowed. If you have a half helmet you have turbo aids.

All the /dbt/ timelines have united and lets celebrate!

Bike news from previous thread
>>28823297

>Anon dreams of the bike of yesteryears XRV650
>Anon rides on his DR350 in the snow like in the Animus
>Anon is buying a KLX300, please tell him why 'zukis are better
>Anon goes "wee" in a puddle
>Anon buys a LS2 helmet online and has to return it
>Anon's F900GSA is back from first service, looks like he is ripping it up in the snow on his new bike.
>Himmy anon is having way too much fun
>Anons give tips on how to get a second baik
>Anon's tiller parts arrive early. Long live Japan.
>Anon discovers R6 scalpers
>Anon tours on his midget GS, he is looking forward to spring season
>Anon wants a ZX4RR, tell him why he is stupid
>Anon buys a Ninja 500 and he is ready.
>Anon deams of Maxi scoot, Burgmans
>PCX anon rips around his town on his cool PCX

Sorry if you were not in the news. Your posts are what makes the thread good.

The thread before that
>>28821208
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>>28826559
Is she supposed to be hot?
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>>28826562
Fuck you, she is hot. Atleast hot for a 3d woman. 2d gorls have fried your brain.
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Where are all my Suzuki posters at?
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>>28826559
>Anon dreams of the bike of yesteryears XRV650
They don't even make the 52 degree V twin anymore, probably emissions regs. That was the heart and soul of the bike, a parallame twin just doesn't hit the same.
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>>28826588
The Jews took cool bikes from us. They will not keep getting away with this. Gas bike now!
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>>28826594
And now Honda are slowly taking away the spare parts for the cool old bikes. :(
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>>28826562
The lighting here is not doing her any favors, but she's not bad looking. If you want to see someone really heinous, look at the /org/ OP.
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What's the best hypernaked?
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I want to get a motorbike but I'm afraid someone will bump into me and I'll die. There's a lot of wackos on the roads.
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>>28826617
Suzuki B-King!
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>>28826620
just don’t ride it on roads
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>>28826620
Get a bike that is fast enough so that you don't have to worry about this. I'd say Duke 390 is a good starter for this reason.
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>>28826622
All hail the naked Busa!
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>>28826627
>>28826628
My parents will worry about me too.
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Might someone kindly ID her pants and jacket?
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If displacement is what matters (no replacement), why are 4 cylinder bikes much faster than v twins? There are even two 400 cc Kawasakis but the one with 2 cylinders have 40 something hp and one with 4 has 70 something hp. And if bikes can have the same displacement but completely different power, why do we act like displacement defines the bike while it's actually the power which makes it go fast?
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>>28826643
>What is torque
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>>28826637
Millions of people ride motorcycles on the road anon, nigs, asians, jeets, women, drunk people, KTM riders and Yamaha riders. If they can do it, you can do it better. If you had to die, you could slip and die in your own bathroom, you could choke on your food and die. Thinking about dying is not the way to live. Take good precaution, buy the best gear, helmets, gloves, jackets, boots, pants, airbag vesrs etc. You can do it anon, even if you don't buy, go try out the MSF course. You could ride just in the dirt and just take your dirt bike to the trail on your pickup or your car. You can tour to middle of nowhere, bike gives you endless possibilities. You got this anon.
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>>28826645
It's a measurement of how good at hauling heavy things your truck is
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>>28826643
Go try out a SV650 and a ZX4RR or a CBR650R. See which bike you like better. Its not all about specs and speed.
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What happens if you put a dinner plate size sprocket on a CBR600R? I'll never reach the top speed on that bike on public roads, it should be more fun right?
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>>28826653
>what happens
You realize you should've just purchased a ZX4RR
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>>28826653
You save a lot of front tyre wear.
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>>28826598
>If you want to see someone really heinous, look at the /org/ OP.
be nice :-(
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>>28826647
Thanks anon, that's convinced me. I didn't think about safety gear and how that probably mitigates a lot of the risk. My only other concern is hot weather, does it suck wearing all that gear when riding in summer? Do you wear it all the time? When you're going somewhere where you want to wear nice clothes, what do you do with your safety gear then? Do you take it off and store it on your bike somewhere? Forgive me if these are dumb questions.
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>>28826639
And specifically the aroma of her sweaty underwear
>>28826645
Something honda owners have never known in their life
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>>28826657
ZX4RR is pigfat compared to what CBR600RR offers. I'd rather choose the GSXR750.
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Luv me Ural
Luv me Izh
'ate me moto guzzi (not roiciss, italians just ain't white)
Simple as
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>>28826665
Not dumb questions. Buy summer gear with lot of ventilation, if you want to ride in the winter, layer up. If you want to ride in the rain, cheap rain coat would do. So summer gear all the way. If I'm going some place nice, I take the car, if I have to take the bike, I carry an extra shirt with me, I wear TCX Street aces for boots which look normal for pants, I wear riding jeans with armour. Riding jeans is not very summer friendly, but it works. Only time you feel the heat is in traffic or if you are stationary, if you are moving, you don't feel the heat. At least that is my experience, I've ridden with full gear in summer in hot climate areas, its not a big deal. Don't get waterproof boots, breathable is a lie. Both my boots are waterproof and that is the only mistake with my gear selection.

I don't wear all the gear all the time, especially I don't wear it while riding around the town on my scoot, but for anything more than 10km, I'm fully geared up. Don't be like me wear all the gear.
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>>28826673
Ural makers are huwhite anon?
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>>28826678
Depends is it an IMZ Ural or a KMZ Dnepr "Ural"
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>>28826559
>'ku
BASED and COMFORTABLE thread will be posting my bike! I have a bike.
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>>28826645
This
>>28826666
Satan here smokin fat crack rocks
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>>28826572
Ive only ever owned hondas and now a kawasaki
But im my shoomiest of shoomer hearts there is one thing i know: suzuki is defined as the rice as it bows before harvest, just like the difference between wheat and tares; the wheat bows in harvest time
Rice also bows
Rice ia suzuki, literally as is defined
The day i discovered this a few nights ago, well, i was also wearing a suzuki shirt and seeking Jesus in my prayers as oftimes i do- not neccessarily wearing that particular shirt, but alas; i found this out
So yeah, i might be
>Shoomer
But im also a suzuki, bowing rice, for God
Does it make any sense to anyone but me?
I never even took a time machine pills, this was all made up bros because of the /dbt/ mitosis civil wars timeline between the javascript jihadis and the ai idolators and their endless waves of copy and paste
But i came here to shoom post but now i dont even want my bike(s)
Who wants my bike(s)? One bike is the kawasaki and the other bike is also broken
Who wants them?
Anyone??
Anyone at all?
Im willing to give (((you))) one of my bikes: whoever (((you))) is/are

>im serious pills rn
Not even AHHHHH posting guys, who wants them?
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what do you think about these armored shirt things? i'm skeptical on the actual abrasion rating because when i google it the one thing that comes up is a reddit thread where a guy says the shirt ripped when he was going 25 mph.
a guy on marketplace near me is selling one. i was bitching in a previous thread about how i don't like how moto jackets look. so my plan is to run one of these and then an mx jersey over it or whatever. or, i could go with a known quantity and buy a tight fitting dainese and treat it as an 'armored shirt' and throw my cool outerwear on top of it
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>>28826594
>the jews took bikes from us
Im being a Schumer-jew and offering anon(s) my bike(s) right NOW
Gas the bikes
Race cars NOW
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>>28826699
Look for class A or AA or even better rated jacket. CE rating means jack shit. Or atleast get it from a manufacturer with good reputation. Dianese is not a bad idea, you could also just wear astars armour underneath or armoured vest underneath.
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>Anon buys a Ninja 500 and he is ready.
thank you for putting me in the news. here is my first bike. there are many others like it but this one is mine

>>28826143
thats what i meant lol, pilot street radials. choices were between the pirelli sport demons, bridgestone bt46s, and michelin road 6s (id have to go up a size in the rear) and the pilot streets. theres a bias-ply version of the pilot streets but im gonna get the radials. how do you like yours?
anyone else have experience with the pirellis or the bt46s?
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>>28826706
https://www.planet-knox.com/product/mens-urbane-pro-mk3-black/

that one is AA rated, and it has AA pads all around. the guy near me selling one is the previous version and only has an AA spine and A shoulders/elbows.

but it makes me hesitant because some fag on reddit said he got road rash going 25 mph and crashing in it.

the astars jacket is mx gear though, no? like it's meant to keep a bike from breaking your ribs, not from sliding on the highway
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>>28826698
I'm not the one to refuse a free bike, but I'm not a canadian, so no. See what being a Vifferlet does to you senpai. You need a viffer or a viffer like bike.
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>>28826712
Knox is about as premium as it gets, just buy it anon. Yeah you are right, you shouldn't choose MX gear. You could upgrade the padding on the shirt. Low profile d3o ghost is awesome, but I only use it within city.
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Su-pa ka-bu
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>>28826719
>You could upgrade the padding on the shirt.
you know you're actually right about that. i was worried like "what if i can't get the proprietary armor because it's a UK company" or whatever, but i've actually got a sewing machine and i could make it work with different pads if i needed to. not an interesting story but that's just a good point that i wasn't thinking about. yeah i think i'll do that.
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recommend a bike for anime girl
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>>28826770
Cb500r. Assuming you are smol, you get a smol baik.
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>>28826770
IMZ M61 Ural
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>>28826559
hey guys, OP here
I forgot to fundamental links from previous generals
and the sticky we've had for 5 years
must be the hrt making me a bit of a klutzy girl hehe :3


Links
>https://msf-usa.org
>https://cycle-ergo.com/
>https://superbikeschool.com
>https://ridelikeachampion.com
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets

STICKY >>23526953
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>>28826794
Fun girls like Ural
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>>28826873
True, but keep your dick in your pants because they're all like 15 year olds
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>>28826792
Despite smol, it still has 500 flex power
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THE KING IS BACK
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YAMAHA
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KINO DIGGIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fc7tL8Bi18
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>>28826894
That just makes it better
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>>28826926
>Build an entire riding style around the Bridgestone front tire
>Dorna signs Michelin
He should have switched to EWC. Or WSBK even, maybe Perilli would have suited him better.
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>>28826926
Should've been axed ever since the kick. Crazy how people let em get away from that or even pretend like hes a decent dude.
>inb4 accused of MM Stan
>Don't care who wins, skeevy antics should be black flagged no matter who
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>>28826938
Advertisement for "An Automotive Culture Hub & Creative Agency."
>Genuine Hlywd Race Art
>Not in Hollywood
God I hate these kind of fucks.
Also if you are posting to insta that you need editors in LA during the highest unemployment of below-the-line talent you must be flat broke or just the works kind of cheap-ass bastard. So, go die.
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>>28826948
Ew no, too old.
A wise man once said "meat is ruined when hair grows on it"
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78 degrees and sunny in socal today btw
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>>28826970
Markek touched his leg with his lever
You don't actually ride bikes? You can't kick someone off with the "kick" like that
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>>28826970
Well they let Max Biaggi stay after the elbow so...
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>>28826974
taking the afternoon off
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>>28826974
-17°C and roads are moonlit in Finland today btw
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>>28826972
wow wise men are so wise
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>thinking of buying a 2026 T7 World Raid
>to go from one coast of America to the other.
Mentioned it to my youngest brother and he hit me with "if it ain't broke don't fix it" which reminded me to take my KLR650 out there and finally get 100k on the dash.

Any recommendations for a multiple month trip? Should I go with the TAT and BDR's to get a general idea? Planning to mostly camp.
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>>28826951
in my experience with the Aerox Pirelli rules, bridgestone and micheling ain't worth
now I mounted some indonesians DeliTire
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>>28827016
Currently, you can do a few North/South BDR routes that cross the whole country. You could do the Florida Panhandle to Maine route, the Southern California to Washington route, an alternate Southern California to Idaho route, and soon a New Mexico to Montana route. There are some other options to connect different routes as well, mostly in the Western states.
Just know that some of them, the Southern California route in particular, get into some decently rough terrain for bigger bikes, so I'd stay away from them unless you have significant off-road experience. Well worth it if you've got the skill, willpower, and endurance for it, though.
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How do I get good at winter riding brehs..

>heavy snow in my city, need to bring bike to shop. Whole week snow, but then it gets partially cleared. About 20 metres of packed snow outside of my garage, then main road is clear
>ok, ezpz
>drop the bike at walking speed on the packed snow
>mfw

>other day, rode the bike to work and back, too lazy to put it in the underground garage and streetpark instead
>next morning, want to take it to work
> handlebar lock is frozen solid and cant unlock it with main key
>take subway instead
>mfw

>today, bike was streetparked again, didnt expect rain and freezing over night
>want to take bike to work in the morning
>frozen rain all over, but starts after violently pressing the starter button, that had frozen in place
>happy.jpg.
>notice indicator switch does not work, because frozen
>say fuck it, I am that much of a pussy I dont need to drive in commuter inner city traffic without working lights
>walk to subway
>almost eat shit crossing the road that an invisible ice film on it
>happy I didnt drive because I would have eaten shit for real

luv my bike, want to ride it way more these days when its crispy cold and everyone is packed in the subway in big jackets and sweats
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>>28826710
Very nice anon, love my Ninjer. Hopefully giving her to a friend and getting a Street Triple b4 spring
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>>28827047
dont ride in the snow
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Name one celebrity who's riding bikes daily.
Like someone really rich and successful.

I only know that Tom Cruise loves bikes and he's a retard who also likes Scientology
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>>28827110
You mean someone on a level of Keanu Reeves or Ryan Renolds? Don't know any.
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>>28827047
First of all cover the damn bike when you street park it.
Second of all, you need some winter tires. Jut grab a set of medium compound knobbies and stud them.
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Yo is this an anon's bike? >>28826060

This thing is wicked
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>>28826975
Ah yes, hello blind retard. Suprised you can ride when you can't even see with your eyes.
>Looks back at Marc
>Knows he's going to overtake
>Kicks him
>Causes a crash
>OH MY HERO ROSSI WHST A GOOD DOCTOR OMG THE DOCTOR SO GOOD HES SUCH A GOOD PERSON WOWWIEZOWIE

>>28826977
This one knows ball

https://youtube.com/shorts/rQ2cHFE7GSM?si=d4dTJgGD_b3jUcIz
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>>28827131
Mind you this is the same rule bending retard that cut through an entire corner and everyone clapped because it was a "save" despite putting himself in a in-passable position
>pic related to the kick, not the corner cut
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>>28827123
Whoa
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>>28826895
>flex power
kekkin
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Are supercharged bikes the pinnacle? Is putting a supercharger on the Hayabusa better idea than putting turbo on it?
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>>28827152
belt or gear driven compressors are a proven meem and you are a wrenchlet.
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>very light rain
>putting around on the 125 sportbike
>traffic, filter on a red light
>a cutie on the left lane on a gsxr
>she waves, wave back, wasn't expecting a cute girl on a sportbike on a rainy day
>turns green, decide to speed off, feel spaghetti spilling out
>more traffic, her bike too fat to filter
>suddenly hear her next to me, I speed off again because it was a fun bend
>have to turn left, she shooms straight and waves goodbye
>get reminded it's been years since I've had a date and this might have been a good chance
>it's too late now
Same thing happened two months ago... IN THE SAME SPOT
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>>28826559
Solid OP. good job
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>>28827152
Superchargers give more predictable boost than a turbo. The first round of Japanese turbo bikes lost out to litre bikes because thay had the habit of coming on or off boost mid corner when they felt like it. Imagine an auto that shifts down mid turn.
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>>28827179
>Imagine an auto that shifts down mid turn.
Except it's perfectly predictable kek, btw you can't ride and are a wrenchlet
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>>28827169
okay
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>>28827135
I don't think Rossi could even kick from that position, meanwhile MM is doing his usual shit of taking the same line he always takes, even if there's already someone in it.
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If a shapeshifting chamelion morphs into something okay can you be friends with it?
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>>28827181
I've been riding since the eighties and remember turbo bikes the first time around. Isn't it past your bed time.
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>>28827110
Me
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>>28826673
:O
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>>28827131
>https://youtube.com/shorts/rQ2cHFE7GSM
lmao based Rossi.
https://youtu.be/f7hFerHM08A
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>>28827162
Kawasaki doesn't think so and no bike manufacturer thinks turbo is good
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>>28826620
Do what I did, get a dual sport and mostly keep it to dirt. Avoid sketchy intersections, know that every vehicle on the road could be being driven by an indian or a methhead, wear visible gear. The truth is most bike accidents are self-inflicted. If you ride smart, you just have to worry about road conditions, freak accidents, and somebody not seeing you/being retarded.
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>>28827198
Idlin' his way north
>>28827210
That overhead shot shows nothing but Mark losing the front end after driving right into Rossi's bike
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Stunning lack of creativity in this Bong's bike theft escape. Luckily no motorcycles were stolen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL_mLhejCVw
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What bike should I buy if I wanna cruise at mostly normal speed but gap everyone if I want to?
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>>28826715
Its not about vifferlet syndrome
I wana go overseas and stay there, no more canada or new world
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>>28827234
why don’t you gap your’re asshole lil gayboy
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>>28827234
R1300GS, R1300RT, AT, Multistrada, Gsx 1000 GT, CB1000 GT, Versys 1000. Goldwang.
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>>28826710
Road6s are really good, but I wouldn't size up. Try the bt46, Ryan from fortnine likes them.
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>>28827148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ6sJ0F7-iI
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>>28827110
>>28827120
most of them have contracts saying they cant ride at certain times e.g. during shoots for actors, or during the season for sportsball players

chance perdomo was sort of "up and coming" in capeshit tv, but he died riding his bike to c*nada before season 2 of gen v

the one aspect I'll credit Messi for (over CR7) is that he loves bikes, but since his first contract with barca he was essentially banned from riding, because of how much he's worth
theres also clips of Zlatan riding a harley when he played for LA Galaxy, but it was mostly promo shit
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>>28827321
I didn't realize this was a Mexican dub when I linked it
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Helite bags vs tech air 7?
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>>28827330
milk
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>>28827334
Milk? Should I drink milk?
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>>28827210
>>28827224
We have found the doctors personal nurses it seems.
>>28827234
Blackbird. ZX14. Busa'
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klr or dr650 for touring?
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>>28827152
>Supercharged bikes are peak
Yes, they're better than turbo bikes that's for certain. As in superchargers are better for riding bikes because they enhance the entire powerband rather than just the top end with no delay late in the powerband. Turbos are great/better for straight line performance, but a huge pain in the ass to manage on complex roads with corners on top of managing the engine itself. You have to really fight to get the sweet spot, supercharger you don't it's everywhere.

Feast your eyes on a peak-f-r 800
https://youtu.be/jjZalPf6_I8?si=BeSgunKoadgFNKtZ
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>>28827345
lol you'd fard n shid your pants if you watched supercross. also I don't watch motogp or supercross.
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>>28827361
>you'd fardded if yew wutched supacrosz
Not really because that is literally an entirely different sport with entirely different rules and rules for passing, etc. The races themselves are so different that it's like comparing formula 1 to Nascar. You are gonna expect far more crashes in Nascar.
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>>28827354
KLR, it's slightly more road biased, assuming you get a generation with fairings and a windshield.
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>>28827354
DR or Himmy.
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No cut frame sliders came in, but my fucking clutch has been stuck at the USPS hub for 3 days. Kinda worried it's gonna get lost.

>>28826062
Yeah that would be good. Something you can drop.

>>28826144
Kek, no. I saw it one day and I about had a stroke.
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>>28827354
Klr, but unless you specifically have a reason to choose a classic single cylinder dirt bike, there are more comfortable options for long hours on the road than a single cylinder bike.
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>>28827498
simplicity. i like something i can fix in the middle of nowhere.
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front fairing is toast. a bunch of rubber gaskets that hold the push-pins for the side fairings are dry-rotted, so are the rubber seals around the lights. some missing screws (someone put in a drywall anchor to replace of one of the screws holding the plate mount to the frame ???). minor paint chipping on the fuel tank where i removed the petcock because it wouldnt drain without taking it off.
needs a new battery, needs new fuel lines, probably a new petcock, didnt even take the carbs off.
everything else is pretty dusty but when it gets warmer ill wash it all off.
chains, forks, battery and an led headlight are next after the carbs.
it is very cold.
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>>28827518
Is that a gpz900?
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>>28827504
Be realistic anon, what will you fix? I've seen people fix GSes. What do you think you can fix?
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>>28827526
I think it's ninja500 by our resident noob kun.
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>>28827526
>>28827529
its a ninjer 5 hundo indeed. nothing special but its my first bike
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>>28827131
You're stupid and probably Sp*nish. Marc smashed Rossi's leg with his bike, and laid his bike on his leg. It was 100% Markek's fault
Imagine literally smashing someone's leg with a 160kg bike and then crying because someone pushed you back with like the weakest leg muscles

Is this retard can't overtake without bumping then he shouldn't
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>>28827120
So, just two ?
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>>28827249
>>28827345
What about fast cruisers and nakeds?
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[Muffled vapourwave]
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I have two questions

How many people are here daily?
How many people were wanished from the thread because they're probably dead?
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>>28827651
some and everyone
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getting rid of the ip counter was a mistake
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Feel like going for a ride tomorrow.
Raglan, Taupo or Coro? I'm not going to get up early enough for Cape Reinga.
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>>28827686
Think I'm going to do Coro, actually.
Haven't ridden that route since I got spat off a decade ago.
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>>28827692
Very clean Zuki, nice
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>>28827693
Thenks. It makes noises.
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>>28827651
Daily if not work ute or MX5.
Been posting here on and off since 2007 when I got my first road bike. Didn't get my first car til 2016.
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>>28827692
Looks great, reminds me of my SZR
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I have $7k saved up for an enthusiast car or motorcycle and I am seriously considering buying this: https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/2008-Yamaha-YZFR6-5039105088

Good idea? Bad idea?
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>>28827651
like 3 fiddy
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>>28827741
Why that bike specifically?
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What are some bikes made for THE FEELING like Lexus LFA or Alpine A110?
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>>28827767
It's a 2008 r6, which is arguably the best model year. It is a bit cheaper and seems to be in better condition than comparable options that I see on cycletrader.
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>>28827786
>the best model year
I don't know much about the r6 tbdesu but I doubt the difference is all that much to the previous models. Seems a bit steep when you can get such a similar 600 i4 for much cheaper (I can't see the site so I'm going on the 7k)
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I fucked up trying to clean my clutch cable so now I have to call a mechanic to come replace it. my head hurts from my idiocy.

I'll try replacing the spark plug this weekend so help me God and this DRZ
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>>28827843
>I have to call a mechanic to come replace it
For a clutch cable? Really?
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>>28827843
Come on anon, buy a clutch cable and try again.
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>>28827741
Have you checked gsxr600 and gsxr750s?
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>>28827629
Cruisers hurt your tailbone. Nakeds, it's not comfy cruising is it?
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Brehs, I bought a cardo packtalk special edition for my brother in law. He is a new rider. Its going to be a late birthday gift. How do I make it less weird?
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I saw the tech air 5, it looks awesome. I fucking hate myself for thinking so much about this shit. Should I buy it?
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>>28827135
He also brake checked Stoner during that race. The things you can get away with when you're effectively more popular than the sport.
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>>28827919
If cruisers aren't suitable for cruising, what are they suitable for?
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>>28827769
alpine a110 has a truck engine kek. it cant rev for shit, bikes can rev. the lexus is auto only. bikes are manual only so no cucks or faggot shit.
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>>28827949
So maybe should I ask about Carrera GT or Viper instead?
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>>28827922
did you make sure its compatible with his helmet?
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>>28827354
For touring, KLR by far. It has a stock huge fuel tank. The extra weight will help you keep from getting blown around. It's fucking huge so you'll be about as visible on the road as a bike can be. I don't think the DR even has a fuel gauge, which is fine for riding offroad but I'd imagine would get annoying touring.
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>>28827769
Baba era fireblades.
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>>28827950
Dodge Tomahawk
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>>28828002
Yes
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>>28827843
Clutch cables are easy and how did you fuck it up?
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>>28827653
What part of the prison colony you from anon?
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>>28827948
advs and tourers

>>28827354
neither, unless you consider day trips and weekending to be touring
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>>28827987
>I don't think the DR even has a fuel gauge
It does not. You're gonna learn to reset that trip odometer, memorize that mpg, and hit that reserve toggle without looking if you're going to travel in the Dr.
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>>28826559
How can I add myself to that /dbt/ google map
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>>28828258
When I was your age, that's how ALL bikes were. Only some didn't have a trip odo to reset.
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I want to ride to a bar and have a few drinks, but then I can't leave until the alcohol has largely left my system
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>>28828339
California sends a handy lookup chart for your weight when you register your bike. That's how I learned that at my weight and height, I can slam two drinks now and sip another over an hour and still be legal to ride home.
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>>28828250
That's not me, that's some old anon's monkey
>>28828277
Maps been dead for like, years at this point
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>>28828258
Is it so difficult to just take a glance into the tank?
I've done this with all my bikes, even the ones that had a fuel gauge, I pretty much never used the gauge anyway.
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>>28827952
I think it is. Going for a ride with him. Wish me luck.
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>>28827952
I think it is. Going for a ride with him. Wish me luck.
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My chain is quite new, and I've taken good care of it. But I just noticed today when I was cleaning it, that one of the O-rings on the master link is in the process of shredding itself. I've never seen this happen on any bike before.

What should I do? Should I buy a new master link and swap it in now, or is it already too late and the chain's fate is sealed?
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>>28828277
if you cant find australia on the map, maybe its bet youre not on it
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went up to goodsprings to meet up with a buddy and on the way back I remembered I wanted to look at this old abandoned diner gas station combo building that's been abandoned for ages
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>>28828439
if it bends it's fine
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>>28828439
Do you ride in areas with sand or lots of rough dirt?
This is my chain after 10k kilometres. The area which I work in is in a swamp and there is a a lot of sand on the road which the chain lube picks up.
Check your front sprocket cover grease trap you might find more O-rings in there.

>What should I do?
Just get a new chain they are not expensive. And if you answer yes to the question, get a more off road focused chain.
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>>28828277
you aint never making it to the map, chump
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>>28828451
So you went from an edge runner to a really angry mail man lol.
Nice pics as always anon.
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>>28828460
I only have 8000km of commuting on it, I definitely don't need a new chain.
I think I'll just replace the master link in a week or two, the rest of the chain is fine.
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>>28828439
CHeck the chain alignment is perfectly straight as it runs off eboth sprockets.A misalignment can cause the o-rings to get squashed or pinched on one side.
Tab might be too thick? Idk.
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>>28828464
desu the black leather trench feels more like a courser from fallout 4 than the courier from new vegas, especially with the blank mirrored visor of my helmet
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>>28828480
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>>28828480
Does it have a slit at the back like a horseman's riding coat so it's comfortable when sitting on the bike?
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>>28828494
it actually doesn't. it's completely sewn up at the back for whatever reason. there's a seam running horizontally across the entire hem of the coat about half an inch up from the bottom so you'd have to cut that seam in half if you wanted a split
I got it off ebay and the label is super worn...the brand looks like "Lakeland" but I'm fairly sure either they went out of business or are no longer making leather clothing
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>>28828502
So you leave it open and flapping in the wind when you're riding?
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>>28828505
nah I just tied the belt up. the tail isn't really long enough to flap much, and I'm used to a certain amount of flapping when riding since it's my habit to leave the dyneema vest I wear over my usual leather jacket unbuttoned and it flaps around a bit
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>>28828511
You look like the kind if guy I would love to pick a fight with. I mean, you exude a sense of "plz no bully" which makes me want to bully you. Is that the look you were going for?
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>>28828516
is this a fetish?
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>>28828516
leave aesthetic knobby rebel anon alone
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>>28828523
I apologize.
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Thoughts on the 2026 Zuma?
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>>28828464
>>28828480
angry mail man?
WATCH OUT GUYS HE'S GONNA GO POSTAL
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>>28828551
Then sign my petition and no one gets hurt.
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>>28828546
Pretty cute id get a vino or super cub though they are way cuter
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>>28828555
It isn't supposed to be cute. It is supposed to be rugged and manly looking!

Nice trips btw. Yugi would be proud.
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>>28828563
>It isn't supposed to be cute.
Nani the heck, are you sure??
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>>28828546
what's this?
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>>28828572
Mood lighting
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>>28828567
No. It is supposed to be for off road activites. It is the flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 of off road monsters.
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>>28828451
>old abandoned diner gas station combo building that's been abandoned
dont quit the day job buddy

>>28828480
>>28828502
you look like a faggot regardless
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>>28828480
To the town of Fentanilo rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a kek
The stranger there among them had an ascot 'round his neck
(ascot 'round his neck)
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>>28828277
A couple months ago an anon was talking about having been added to the map recently by emailing the maker. I'm not sure how you do that.
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whats the manga/anime of girls going around in bikes?
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>>28828655
Metamorphosis
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>>28828659
top five Murdoch Murdoch episode easy
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>>28828655
super cub
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>>28828655
Bakuon
(Rin is best girl)
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>>28828668
>Bakuon
why are her tits so huge?
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I wanna ride so bad.
(It's 27 degrees)
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>>28828677
Because most men(and women) see giant tits as a desirable trait.
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>>28828696
hm
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>>28828696
LUH DEM BOOBIES (almost all kinds)
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What is the best bike for ripping around dirt roads and fire tracks for days with sparse access to fuel? It's the GSA, isn't it? The problem is every other cunt has one and I'm a contrarian.
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>>28828702
I do like big titties as well, but the cosmic irony is that I am fundamentally an ass man and my wife has F cups.
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>>28828628
you probably don't even have a bike lmao
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>>28828708
LUH DA BUNS TOO (almost all kinds)
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>>28828708
>my wife has F cups.
Your wife is a fat tub of shit.
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>>28828696
Y'know I'm a real flat chest lover myself and even I believe Rin is best grill.
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YAMAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MqPTjP5oaU
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>>28828706
2026 zuma>>28828546
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>>28828752
I like Toprak, unlike Fabio he has some respect for the brand
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>>28828382
>>28827952
>>28827922
Back from the ride. He loved the cardo.
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>>28828711
I have 3 :)
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>>28828688
>(It's 27 degrees)

+27 degrees of Celsius ?

Are you in Australia or something similar ?
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>>28828820
and yet you don't post em
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What do you think of legendary SV650 getting replaced with faired SV7GX?
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>>28828876
I post plenty during the season
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>>28828706
Himmy 450, get the older GSes, R80 G/S, Urban RNineT GS, R12 G/S, VStrom 1050, Desert X, Multi, Africa Twin, go retro for cool points, but update the suspension, like Reimann, DR650, KLR, any of them can carry extra fuel in a can.
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>>28828913
Finally we have a vtwin versys 650, they could've thrown it USD, better looks, but they are building it to a price I guess. I hope it sells and we finally see a nicer Suzuki.
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>>28828751
A man of true taste

>>28828842
Texas. 27 F

>>28828761
Nice
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>>28828708
Lies.
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>>28828935
cute sip girl
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>>28828706
This little jeetmobile. I put gas in it after 200 miles and it only took 3 gallons of a 4.5 gallon tank. It's really good off-road, too, though you'll want to switch the stock tires out.
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Looking for some panniers/saddlebags for my Z650. Pic rel cost $540 USD.
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>>28828708
Fucking liar, I bet you don't even have a girl. Post proof or forever be a lying coward.
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>>28828969
SW motech is about the most expensive you can buy. Go cheaper anon. Its just a waterproof bag. You can also get a milk crate for free, nylon straps / bungee cords and a plastic bag to keep shit water proof.
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>>28828933
>texas
>27 year old
>femidian rider
Bros why does texas have everything for a shoomer
>even has a best fren with garage experience
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>>28829038
>>femidian rider
Rady boy, don't be fooled so soon senpai.
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What the fuck is the modern production equivalent to the 640 Adventure R.
>Aircooled 650s don't get anywhere near it in terms of range, high end, or suspension.
>t7 is a twin, and all the baggage that brings with it.
>690 is a fucking supermotard that someone swapped back to a 21" front wheel and then forgot to adjust the gear ratios for dirt.
>Kove 450 has rally pedigree but a 450 is not going to be pleasant over 70mph and Kove apparently believes no one will ever need replacement parts
>AJP is practically non-existent in the US
>KTM and Beta's 500s are MX bikes with MX service intervals to match

What am I not seeing that I should be looking for?
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>>28828688
>flip up fake gas tank headlights
cool
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>>28829065
BMW F650 GS Dakar? It comes with WP.
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>>28829065
You can always re-gear the 690. Or is it a proglem with the frame you don't like as well? I've never had a chance to ride one.
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>>28828969
just buy the swmotech
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>working day is almost over
>package not out for deliberry
pain
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rectangular headlight gang roll call
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>>28829271
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>>28829271
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>>28829280
mirin' that cheesewheel at the front BROTHER
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>>28829289
HYB, it hasnt let me down and eats rocks for breakfast
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>>28829150
Felt this.
>Order fancy smancy exhaust hangers from japan
>Have to have tail section off to access 2 bolts for exhaust hangers
>Don't wanna take it apart again so I just leave it as is till they arrive.
>Won't show up till next week or some shit
>just staring at it till the parts arrive.
>mfw
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>>28828913
Bikes with those kinds of partial fairings are my thing. I wonder whether it deals with the wind better than Fazers, SV650S and S Bandits. If so then it sounds like a perfect recipe.
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>>28829280
Wow, nice colors Yamaha
>>28829271
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>>28829510
back at you Suzuki
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Rode to a nearby lake.
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>>28829581
Was it chilly?
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>>28829598
Little bit. About 50F.
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>>28828451
HE CANT KEEP TAKING SUCH KINO PHOTOSHOOTS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ARE YOU ALSO GOING TO BE THE CAMERAMAN DIRECTOR FOE ALL MY HAPPY MOVIE SHOOM FILMS????
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>>28829063
>more time machine pills
>TWO SCOOPS EDITION
NO
NONONONO
ACK

DIE PHARMA-JANNY DIE
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>>28829150
>Order overnight delivery
>Oopsies! Your package has been delayed
>Arrives 5 days later
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>>28829644
>its 8pm (dark, spooky)
>still says arriving today
shits not even on the trucc i hate it!
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>>28828969
this: >>28829120

buy once cry once
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Are all of the T7 riders ogne?
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>>28829080
Kek. Took me a second for that one.

Anybody have the 45mm Cardo speakers for their helmet?
If so, how do they compare to the standard 40mm speakers?
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>>28829880
I'm pretty sure the default size is 40mm and although I'm no Audiophile (ie. autistic) I think my old Cardo speakers gave me a crisper sound than my new Sena speakers. But with the sound of wind turbulence and my engine revving it's tits off it's really hard to tell.

Also, I don't think there's any such thing as ""standard"" speakers because my median standard is high.
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>>28829843
>Are all of the T7 riders ogre?
Very ogre.
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>>28829150
I ordered a compressor so I can fix punctures on the go but the courier fucked up and delivered a woman's vibrator. I checked the address on the package hoping to be able to deliver it to the intended recipient and introduce myself to the horny woman who purchased a vibrator for herself but it was the address of a youth mental health hospital. What the fuck do I do now?

Maybe I'll give it to me mum.
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>>28829823
>exterior luggage
Have fun filtering between cars when your bike is as fat as a truck.
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>>28829897
Based xmax rider
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>>28829899
based school girl smoking a big fat spliff.
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>>28829644
Oh man, that was like my kelowna incident
>one month waiting for EXPRESS SHIPPING
literally liquidated my savings there bros
I probably cleared like 30% of my usual yearly earnings bwcause of that shit amd a shitty oblast economy
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>>28829894
No wonder Victoria is burning to the ground.
I want to say expose it, but with the NDIS laundering this is fucking nothing.
Maybe seal it back up and put a bible and some pol memes in it.
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>>28829904
that's why i usually select the "click and collect" option. Ii enjoy the ride there plus i know i'
m getting exactly what i ordered.
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should I get a beta 500?
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>>28829907
It was damn near impossible to find a chaine alider guide for the crf450rl that wasnt an oem piece of absolute shit that was also backordered everywhere i looked
Aftermarket because of this was going to be 1 week most but turned into almost 1.5 or 2 week idr, but also got the wrong chain size when i did the order fuck
Still have that chain, wonder if i should slap it on the zx14r i think my biggirl still on her oem chainy
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>>28829911
You mentioned chains so I feel obliged to mention that I used to run a bicycle maintenance business that only serviced chains (and cassettes). The business name was "chain gang" because we were a gang of employees who service bicycle chains (and cassettes). The business failed because bicycle riders like to service their own chains so now I naturally hate cyclists and want them all to DIE PAINFULLY.

In your honest opinion do you think there's a demand for motorcycle chain cleaners and lubers. Maybe tensioners? We can travel to your workplace and maintain your chain while you're at work in the office. Is chain cleaning/tensioning in high demand or should we add oil changes as part of the service?

My business module is all about the basic everyday service that everyone needs to keep their bike running. With bicycles it was a simple chain clean and lube with the occasional derailer adjustment but I don't know what basic needs a motorcycle has.

Would you pay thirty bux to have your chain cleaned?
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>>28829916
>8GANG
because a bicycle chain link is a figure 8
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>>28829916
Besides gay legislation, you might have good idea.
Like a form of quick at home servicing for busy people. Good if Melbourne has a 24/7 economy.
The only thing I can see is the gay legislation getting in the way, of how you would be turning a residential place into a commercial place technically.
I know you can get around it if have a van and use that as your workshop of sorts.
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>>28829921
Legislation is irrelevant when you're an illegal immigrant.
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>>28829925
Oh, well in that case go nuts.
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>>28829927
I'm not gay but I'd suck a guy's nuts for twenty bux (plus tip).
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>>28829907
>>28829894
>mfw click and collect nets you insane clown clussy
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME WHEN I WAS BEING WATERBOARDED IN THE SHAMECUBE
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>>28829916
>do i think there is demand
Maybe, not in canada with a 4 month riding season and plebbitor wannabees everywhere
>added tensioning
Maybe for normies in a population dense asian shithole alongsidr the usual ragtag servicing, but theyd probably expect way cheaper and you dont speak french
>my business model is everything basic
That they can do themselves or otherwise are pansies who will get the stealership wanabees to do it -they wont, but say they did, and thus create the stealership catch22 of endless monkey wrenching and nothing is achieved properly
>WOULD YOU PAY ME 30 WULONGS
No if i had those monies id buy chain oil and kerosene and be good for months
Sorry for your bad idea bros
Install anti theft devices instead, probably better idea, more premiun, invent the tracking app and it also functions as a shoomer social network
Congradulations, youre now the billioniare lebowski

>>28829919
>not master link with a offset triforce, for teh lulz
Ngmi

>>28829928
Found the compressor stealer
>hes using it for his penis punp services
I hate fags so much its unreal
You need to GO BACK
TO YOUR INSANE ASYLUMS
AHHHHHHHH
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>>28829894
A kid ordered a fullsized dildo? You can go introduce yourself to a super horny bipolar goth highschooler I guess.
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>>28829934
>Maybe, not in canada with a 4 month riding season
I live in the police state known as Melbourne and it only rains here twice a year so riding season is all year 'round (it doesn't snow). there's surely lots of demand for people who just want their bike chain cleaned. i can throw in a complimentary blowjob but really we're all about cleaning chains and doing basic maintenance to keep your bike on the road.
With bicycles a clean chain is crucial for maximum performance and efficiency but I don't know about motorcycles. I can adjust a bicycle's cassette and derailer blindfolded but I don't know if motorcycle riders will want to spend $30 to have their chain cleaned given that they're not exerting physical energy to spin their chain. demand would seem quite low. The best I can offer is fuel efficiency and more power but I don't know if motorcycle riders liek to have max power.

>power gang
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>>28829934
>I hate fags so much its unreal
Pussy is good
The hand ain't ban
But until you've been blown (by a dude)
You've never been had

Guy's know the anatomy more than anyone else and guys genuinely want your penis s in your mouth. When I get a blowjob from girl she say says "thank me" but when a dude blows me he says "thank you".
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>>28829958
FAGGOT BUG CHASERA GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TO LAY WITH ANOTHER MAN AS WITH A WOMAN IS GAY AS FUCK ULTIMATE SODOMY NOT A COMEDY
REEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OUT HOMOSEX
REEEEEEEEE

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>cock in femoid mouth
I DONT WANT MY FUTURE WIFE KISSING MY FUTURE CHILDRENS WITH DICKMOUTH EITHER REEEEEEEEE
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>>28829961
who said anything about laying with nother man?

real men pleasure themselves in the absence of women. if you can't pleasure yourself in the absence of a a woman then you're a cuck.

real men suck cock.
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>>28829958
My ex-girlfriend had a mouth that could give you a new religion and she liked to preach. I miss that crazy bitch.
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i think I'm over 0.05 BAC but god dammed I feel like riding mybiike,right now.
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>>28829971
Whoa, easy. Put that third michelob down before you get too crazy.
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>>28829975
honestly is there any greater feeling the ridin a motorcycle?
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I've had sex twice but nothing really compress to riding a motorcycle.
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A motorcycle is truly the freedom machine

>two legs
>Two wheels
Born to ride
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>>28829065
have you ridden a 640 above 70mph? the modern twins shit all over it, or you can always put a long range tank on a 500exc if you want to tickle your prostate on the highway
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>>28829982
I've got 3 legs
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How the fuck are you supposed to turn down hill when there is gravel and rocks? Its fucking scary on a big adventure bike.
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>>28829150
>>working day
its sunday, retard
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Fucking Adam Reimann telling me to counter steer and relax the "shassy". I don't get it. There is no traction to the wheels right? How the fuck does it turn? How do I do it slower and safer? I want to do an apex turn but there is gravel and rocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSRhGCl4_rk
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>>28829971
Man I wish I had property so I could drink and ride.
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What a nice thread
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>>28830000
an ounce of prevention!
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>>28830000
if you feel yourself slipping in any way, give a little gas and power out of it
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i want to go on a multi day trip when it starts to warm up. i've got a wr250r. i don't wanna go buy a bunch of saddlebags and shit and it turns out that i don't really like doing this. what do you figure is the best way to dip my toes into this? i was thinking buy and mount a luggage rack, and then strap a big duffel to my tail, but looking at it, i could probably just weave straps through the subframe and cinch down a duffel directly.
what do you guys advise?
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>>28830082
there is another wr-anon that uses cheap rackless saddlebags and he likes them, they are sub 100 buckaroos. maybe he can show his setup for you
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>>28830080
I want to do a sharp apex turn down hill, with gravel and rocks, I don't know how to power through it.
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>>28830082
Have you thought about the milk crate solution? Duffel bags are completely fine desu.
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>>28830098
I would argue you should have already built up your cornering technique from slow to fast on a flat diet path first, and for maximum heresy, breaking the rear completely loose for a power slide means you done fucked up your line.

The longest part of this is really getting used to cornering on your pegs, but a heavy bike is going to require more oomph to throw the bike around underneath you, and bigger nuts because doing this shit on a 450lbs touring dirt bike is intimidating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa7NvKau0bg
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Has anybody ever put a decor kit on their bike or car?
I find them to be pretty good looking from afar but when you get closer (especially when you have to sit on it), they seem to look like shit actually.

Putting foil wrap is obviously much more expensive, but I don't know if buying a decor kit isn't an absolute waste of money because it might look bad, especially around the edges where the sticker meets the paint.

Pic related, it's a list of examples from https://www.kutvek-kitgraphik.com/en/honda-cb-1000-hornet-overtake-street-bike-graphic-kit-red-351227

I'd really love to give my bland looking a bike a fresh coat but I'm not sure if going the intermediate route with decor sticker kits is the best play here.
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>>28830132
For my pic.
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>>28830126
Mine is 550 lbs lol. People are riding their scoots desu. I'm terrified of doing it on the gs, although I did it, I was afraid and not confident at all.
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>>28830132
dude i'm thinking about it. the guy i bought my bike from put the gayest fucking graphics on it and i'd much rather put 150$ into basically anything else, but it'd be cool to have a bike that i didn't think looked absolutely retarded
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>>28830000
Fuck you ni*gers. I have to check my own quads.
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>>28826617
I'd always go with the v-twin
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>>28830142
Stiggerpill
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>>28830006
not allowed to make threads, so youre just gonna post the same video in every /dbt/ 3 times with some retarded comments?
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>>28830278
I genuinely don't know anon, I've only owned a 300cc sporty bike, now I'm on a big adventure bike. I took it offroad and it was difficult to turn, quite heavy and I don't have the technique down yet. I've seen that vid multiple times before, but I still don't get it.
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Tired to take pics during the ride but I want more pics. Why am I fucked retarded brehs?
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>>28829982
Forced to wipe
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>>28829979
You don't have to lie about having sex before anon. Your left hand doesn't count.
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>Post 317
Spooky
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>>28830000
Checked go slow and just put your foot down, it's easy.
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>>28830309
Damn, darts players look like THAT?
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>>28830444
New Thread. Sorry no thread summary
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