"Yep... they dont make em like they used to"- edition>Motorcycle Tips and Tricks>Motorcycle Questions & Answers>Motorcycle Gears & Accessories>Motorcycle Dating Advice>doordash sheboons from nigger college, $0 tip orders, their 18-19 year old milkers hanging out>running mangos with the gang>mossad has planted an indian in every general thread to start shit over nothing>No fags allowed>Dont buy a chinese motorcycle>HYBThe Map of Pedofiles in your area!:(New map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):>https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?hl=en&mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxs&ll=10.205727254849933%2C0&z=2No Bike? Read the sticky:>>16832630Motorcycle fitment simulator>http://cycle-ergo.comReport the jannies>https://www.4chan.org/feedbackA2 Licensing Bikes List>http://a2bikes.co.uk/Crash Helmet Safety Info:Get a FIM or MIPS helmet if possible, otherwise ECE 22.06 that fits snugly without pressure points.>https://www.crash.org.au/>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/Mandatory viewing>(TOTW2) by Keith Codehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClmFaHuJUDU [Embed]Prev: >>28894095
>Look at 2 stroke>cylinder seizesSuch is life.
>>28896189>they dont make em like they used toOG DRZ represent
>>28896189What's with the mango posting lately? Is Honda magna based now or is this some other meemery? Are melons considered mangos?
Bro "lesbians" are insane as fuck holy shit I hate women so much except my mom it's unreal. Y A M A H A
>>28896220Not beating the closeted allegations
Starting a raider gang.What's a good loadout for melee combat on a two wheeled, explosion power, death machine?
>>28896189>Helmet Safety Info:>Get an FIM or MIPS helmetThese are on clearance right now.>I bought two more.
>>28896235What are you saying?
>>28896240A long chain you can smack cagies cars with from a distance and zoom away, uhh guns obviously but idk, it's too early the nukes haven't even dropped yet, based realizer btw
>>28896243>weponized autism cringe
>>28896240Road rash style, chain across the chest.Shoulder holster for a left hand draw (right hand has to be for the throttle unless you're a crusier bro with a left throttle)>>28896245Ah an autist.YouAreGayLOL!
>>28896240>melee combatWeighted / heavy blade thick brush type machete with a saw backCan't catch it, block it or grab hold of it.
>>28896249>cringenigger pls
>>28896258I though you were based, but furries? Why senpai?
>>28896256Soon White scars will be relevant.
>>28896260Bruh, you can't have been oblivious to that for the last ~10 years
New bags worked out well
>>28896275I'm a new fag, I've been here on and off for 2 to 3 years I think.
bike
>tfw thought t7 would be too heavy so i settled with a klx300
Gonna be a comfy week. Bike night wed and going to some random abandoned town to check out
>>28896290>KLX over a gen1 DRZu goofed
>>28896282They look OK,but they are smol
>>28896307Big enough for a weekend trip. Plus I have the top case for longer trips
>>28896243i dont know what helmet to getbell lithium gets shitty reviewsAGV k7 is very $$$I dont like anything else
>>28896347Shoei rf 1400 Miku.
>>28896290test rode a KLX a few years ago, wouldve bought it if i didnt get fucked over by my landlord desu
>>28896243>Live in murica>None of the imported Shoei or Arai helmets are FIM homologated.>If I ware a non-DOT and hurt my head or neck I could hypothetically get fucked by insurance under contributory negligence.
>>28896367Ok nobike
>>28896354bobble head
>>28896371Explain
>>28896375>Shoei rf 1400is bobble head status.shell size is gigantic
>>28896378You should just get a ruroc than
>>28896240
>>28896383no- name brand, too "try-hard"ie with the graphics
>>28896383>Chinese>graphics focused>kinda shit but cheap>maybe good enough, maybe notIs ruroc just the current sparx?
>>28896347Checkout HJC and KYT. They are cheaper and are just as good.
>>28896389>>maybe good enough, maybe notThey are not good enough. Get a ECE 22.06 helmet you stupid mong. Also consider Scorpion and Icon. LS2 is also really good. But try them on before buying.
>>28896394I'm not in the market, I'm just learning about ruroc for the first time. I saw ruroc had some ece 22.06 compliant helmets, but chinks gonna chink when it comes to consistency.My first full face was a Sparx because I didn't know any better, and rueoc seems to have the same MO, which is why I made the comparison.
>>28896407>but chinks gonna chink when it comes to consistencyNot LS2, they are the real deal. If you have long oval and can't pay for ARAI, they are the only choice. But if you have a round oval, just get HJC or KYT.
purple is the new blue
>>28896189whats the matteryou can buy a janus anytime you like :^)
>>28896420are they colorblindam i colorblind
>>28896301This.DRZ still king of dual sports
Today, I learned a bit about God's gift to flat pack racing in the 70s/80s that was the XS650/xs2b chassis/engine. While I understand that the the t7/cp2 is arguably one of the greatest twin cylinder adv combos to grace modern adv bikes, I'm trying to find an older used model that isn't fucking $6-7k used. What should I be looking for in the late 90s/00s that was the closest successor to the xs650?
>>28896433Janus? More like anus LMAOOOO GOTEM
>>28896434>he doesn't know
>>28896446BMW F650GS.
>>28896471There is an XCountry 650 near me with only 30k, but man, that is an ugly ass bike.
No need to ask Yamagirl if it's pink, because it's both blue and purple-blue at the same time.
>>28896487Faggot kun is that you? Glad you are not dead. No one on /dbt/ is allowed to die.
>>28896487I said hi to a small blonde girl riding a blue-purple r3 at a stop light a month ago and it was such a hot color
>>28896480That's pretty cool. Never heard of that bike until now. Cool that they slimmed down the GS. You might be interested in the Dakar edition or the Seratao one.If these are difficult to find, you should be able to get the poor people bike used. Himmy 450, Ibex 450. F450GS is not going to be cheap. But I wish it were cheap.
>>28896265Fags who draw shit like this never understand throttles. Same in vidya too. Really irks my 'tism.
>>28896509What if it's a foot throttle, cvt battle bike.
>>28896509It could be on cruise control, or it could be wireless throttle with the control implemented in your neural link. Just enjoy the art. There's more than one way to do things.
>>28896509wow, it's almost like it isn't a real photograph or something.
Honder
>>28896553anon it's "honda" not "honder"
>>28896597The H stands for Honor
>>28896491No, he's probably dead. RIP
>>28896628Not true. It can't be.
>>28896597It's a Honder Bros bro.
>>28896649Where is he then? It's been two years.
>go for late night ride>stop at gym >get 1am breakfast afterthis is peak living anons
>>28896509The Machine Spirit of the bike knows when you need to hit them with your sword and holds the throttle for you. It's grimderp space magic, throttle placement doesn't even make the top 100 on the list of silly things and bad science of 40k.I'm upset with myself that I know that, and mad at you for making give you the answer.
>>28896240Hand grenade>>28896383No, dont get my helmetVery loud>>28896669>two years without an r6 shitpostGrimBleejoo; exiled to transcord and never returned>>28896687Its probably 2wd and has one pedal for gas and one pedal for brakes
reposting cuz its fucken funny>>28894329>>28894311
Should I remove my muffler and partake in header-only autism? My neighbors Jewish so I want to make her seethe.
>>28896714Are big knobblies on a nothing-tarmac supposed to mean something in other circles?
>>28896715Nah, being obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious is nigger-tier behavior. justify it all you want, enjoy your melanin-enrichment.
>>28896715Don't do it. You are better than this.
I drink whole milk then ride till i feel like I need to shit myself.Anyways, is a light smell like burning rubber and grease normal? It is mainly from the wheels. I thought it was the clutch smelling at first.
>>28896747how old is ur bike anon?your bearings could be fuckedmaybe your brake pads are rubbingcould have a small oil leak and its cooking off the enginelots of options for that smell
>>288967532018, non abs rebel 300. The brake fluid is old the forks leak, the coolant is not at low yet but close. And I have over filled oil multiple times.
>>28896762its only 8 years old anonhow are the forks leaking and did you run it with too much oil? or did you drain itmy bike sometimes smells like burning but its just a slow oil leak burning off my front cylinderyou should probably do a proper once over of your bike anon, before you end up on a death trap
I export baikus from Japan (I'm in Kobe/Osaka)What baikus you guys lust for the most?Pic rel is car bits for one customer so I can do literally anything
>>28896768Yeah I over filled it last oil change for the season.
>>28896769Cb250rs with fairings.
>>28896785Something like this?
>>28896789Or Yankee shi?
>>28896789>>28896791Both are nice. Yankee left the oem lower fairing. Nice.>>28896768My rebel is a death trap. I spent 4k on non abs with lots of damage I'm hiding, and I could have got a cb300r off the same lot that was just improperly repaired or just has a very soft suspension but was otherwise new and had abs and only 400 miles. I still wonder why I bought this, probably the low insurance for first rider but idk anymore. Ignore how huge my helmet makes my head look.
>>28896798How the fuck did you time travel your bike through the portal to 1998?
>>28896801I use a filter camera app that makes it look like a 90s camera with lower resolution because 4chan caps at like 4mb. It doesn't let me remove the 98 timecode.
>>28896747Chocolate milk best milk
>>28896808I've been a strawberry milk person recently. I need to rebuild my milk tolerance so I'm macro dosing on dairy.I will buy more milk today.
>>28896809As a ginger I can't support the consumption of strawberry milk
I want to hug and kiss R3 anonette in the lips
>>28896714other anons ITT>have no bikesthat one Indian with a 2cyl Honda cruiser>pic rel
>>28896394Newer ls2 helmets no longer use the other head profile. It now is intermediate oval for their helmets with equivalent to mips.
>>28896831They have 3 models that are still long oval, I think if not more.
>>28896833You're chronically here. Get a life
>>28896833Yeah, they can just look up what head type the helmet is after knowing the equivalent at like a cycle geat or something because stores have limited helmet selections in person.
>>28896862Not really
>>28896597It's HonderVF is coming up on top end inspection. I do not anticipate resistance, she is very well behaved of course. Anybody know the best way to clean radiators with them off the bike? Summer approaches and V45 doesn't enjoy the heat.
>>28896868Hasn't stopped me. If you have no tape measure that is your own fault.
>>28896877You're brown and poor
>>28896854Bruh, I have a long oval head and I tried on 3 models of their helmets, 4'th one was not in stock.
>>28896854Sorry, I actually bought one.
>>28896894>>28896896See >>28896883
>>28896914Yes, I am brown and poor.
>>28896924At least you're not a furry like that dirtbike faggot
>>28896808>>28896809Real shoomers enjoy all dairy dranksBut especially keffirBrotein shakesAnd matcha tea with honey and cream or malkGouda cheese is good for solid milk gainsNeed to try breast milk one day>>28896927My fursona is earthworm jim
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>28896940Is that why you're so scrawny?
>>28896951>is that why youre so scrawny shoomers?>a lack of breastmilk in your life??!?Well, uhUhhh
>>28896949>ugly thicc framein the trash it goes
>>28896949I wish it had more than 70hp. US will only get the liter version anyways at best.
>turn the handlebars left>the bike goes right Wtf
>>28896969>>28896951Its OK. Being jacked is overrated
>>28896949It looks sexo.
Wash your motorcycle. Clay bar your motorcycle. Polish your motorcycle. Coat your motorcycle in graphene wax. Clean your motorcycle's chain. Lube your motorcycle's chain. Check and adjust your motorcycle's chain tension. Notice only after taking a picture that you forgot to buff the wax off. Total motorcycle love!
>>28896951Bruh Shoom senpai is anything but scrawny. He is a muscular man.
>>28897001Did you learn how to ride a bicycle?
how do I become Busa main?
>>28897009Ehhh, nah. There's a few jacked folk in dbt and he's not one of um.
I saw this for sale about a year ago for $7,500. It's relisted now for $9,000. 124cui S&S evo engine, inverted forks, 17" wheels, Chopper Guys frame. It would probably be stupid as a first harley because of how far it is from a factory bike, but I kinda want it. Not at 9k, though.
Remember to look out for clothesline attack!!!!!! https://youtube.com/shorts/Wy6lowGOEgQ
>>28897018boomscoot
Lots of bikes running around today in the parking lot, first time I’ve seen a Janus in person
>>28897024I sometimes wonder how fucked I would be if some trapper put a line out in the woods, not even a sharp wire just a normal piece of string, and I hit it going about ~30 off-road
>>28897030Plus we have a new coworker, here’s his clapped out Suzuki (no shade, I love a good clapped out daily)
>>28897030What did you think?For me, I was surprised how small it was when I first saw it.
>>28897032String won't do shit but these people will do it with speaker wire or fishing line which will result in you being beheaded if it hits you just right. NEVER RELEAX
>>28897030>first time I’ve seen a Janus in personShame on you, prepare your Janus for the next season
>>28896718>>28896732But header-only autism would be based on my v4. Is it really niggerlicious???
wE'VE been waiting 4 years for r6's video of the new gymkhana battlegroundswhere the fuck is he!
>sad nihonas waiting for you to come pick them up on your GSXR1000/R1/CBR1000RRWhy don't you go to the promised land anon? They are very sad you know!
>>28897034>I was surprised how small it was when I first saw itso was my girlfriend but she still likes riding it.if you catch my meaning, that is.
how come honda still dont have radar cruise control on their goldwing/Africa twin?
>>28896597Hondurr
What are your thought of a Topbox?
Lil windy out today
Tracer 9 Rally or Tenere 900?
What is the coolest bike to go to starbuck with?I want to scroll all the white women there with my bike
>>28897168Probably some cafe racer, women like those but it also makes you a faggot
>>28897168A red sport bike >>28897174They will say it's neat 1 time if pressed about it. I garentee 90% of women wouldn't care about a Cafe racer unless it's one of those high end custom ones that none of us have.
>>28897168Royal Enfield of sone kind.
>>28897168The one that triggers her daddy issues
>>28897168W800
>>28896240Mighty Foot.
Missed out on a clean 285 mile 2021 Moto Guzzi V7 850 in blue 100th anniversary.Feels bad, ive been looking at triumphs but there arent many used ones here, its all stripples and adv bikes.Not sure what to buy, there are a lot of scramblers but the desmo service looks like a pita to do and my local dealer blows.>>28897168Royal Enfield Triumph ptwinMoto guzziHarley breakoutMost people who commented on my bike were men with aesthetic cars or kids. Girls dont care about that stuff, you'll only attract old men.
And finally a choccy milk break.
got my grail and now im afraid of fucking it up like it wants me to
>>28897182Red sportbike for daddy issuesCruiser for daddy issues
>>28897247real
>>28897218damn thats a good looking bikeim gonna get a moto guzzi as my next bike, despite their flaws, only just because i have some weird mission to try all the flavors of motorcycles.
>>28897259try all the different* flavors of>>28897168they dont give 2 shits about motorcycles, at best they might think its cool your ride one, but beyond that the dont give a fuck
>>28897247Always loved the xr650s but man, I am 5ft 7 and cannot even get a leg over.
>>28897131look too weirdespecially if they are alone by themselves with no side boxesside bags/boxes are the most I would ever do. i would just tie a duffel bag lengthwise, from the top box mount to the passenger seat. unless you have a pillion then idk what to do
>>28897220panams are sexy...panam...Pam why is every girl named pam hot???>>28897259Its really good looking and the build quality is good.The clutch is soft too and its pretty light feeling/comfy.Check the throttle, the one at the dealer had a lot of slack but the new models are ride by wire.The 2025+ special models dont have dual analog anymore just chrome.
>>28897272i think im gonna go with the Stelvio, which is probably the wrong moto guzzi to be your 1st moto guzzi. but we'll seeI need a little bit more than a v7, more distance, more practicality
>>28897248Truke.Crusiers will attract different types than sport bikes but still with the same daddy issues.
>>28897272I dont know any gals named Pam. Hmmmmm
>>28897168Full fairing horse
>>28897345HD could put some 17" wheels, trim some fat off of it and call it a sports bikeclosest thing they'll ever have to one
>>28897131A topbox on a sports bike is cringe. Should've bought a maxiscooter.
>>28897384Ok
>>28897091Stay off my property and you wont have to worry about it....
anyone remember how insufferable /dbt was when the zx4rr was about to come outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51D-YL8zsxQ
Weather is good enough to ride to work all week and hot enough I cooked going home which means it is actually sumer gear time.>>28897565No.
>>28897384They sell that already retard, the pan America ST
>>28897637Not sure how it is, on a forum for enthusiasts, that 90% of people don’t seem to know anything about the brand which sells almost 40% of all motorcycles in the country
>>28897643It’s as if they missed that practically the entire super hooligan class is pan Americas right now Do they watch motor sports? No, they just shit post
>>28897643no one younger than 47 years old gives a shit about HD or what bikes they sell
>>28897643It's a garbage brand and there's no reason for anyone who isn't a dinosaur proud to pay $5/gal of gas and their firstborn to keep Israel safe to follow what they do or what they sell.
>>28897565How do these canyon psychos not get caught by cops? Do they know people in the force? Surely with all the hypermilitarization and police state worship and AI these days a single blue boy sitting in a corner will easily be able to snap high def pictures of them going by at 120+ in a 30.
>>28897650>it’s a brand for 47 year olds And what you know about it seems to be about that far out of date >>28897653Except if they want the best bikes in America :^] Cope about it from your crotch rocket champ
>>28897661idk it looks like i was pretty spot on
>>28897028Perhaps even one of the best of the boomerscoots.
Is it possible to daily a Japanese bike in 115C/45F degree weather without damaging the engine?
>>28897667If it uses 10w-40 it'll be alright but if it uses 20w-50 then that's almost too cold for cranking temp
>>28897663>asking a machine to think for you
>>28897667>115CWhere are you dailying it, on the surface of Venus?
>>28897667At 45c I'd be watching the temp gauge on any engine
>>28897663>18 year olds aren't buying brand new $20,000 luxury itemsWho could have predicted such a thing?
>>28897347Based
I’m so tempted man.. it’s a clean title too.
>>28897711It's $900, even if it shits the bed in a month it's still a bit of fun
>>28897696Nightster starts at 10k with 90 stock ponies
>>28897717Think I should? Man it doesn’t sound bad at all.
>>28897659>Canyon PsychosThey're not Psychos, those things kill other people. These dudes will only harm themselves. >Why are there no piggies in the canyonsBecause they're busy stacking their highway speeding quotas and protecting inner city property. >Cops snap a photo to catch those who speedAre you trolling or just retarded kek, cops dont take photos. They hit you with radar or Lidar. >Getting caughtYou aren't going to catch a single motorcyclist going 120 in the mountains with a state issued police crusier that weighs a gorillion pounds. Unless they stop kek.Logistically speaking, there's no incentive or rational line of thought to waste officers times camping out in the middle of no where to catch the rare instance of people having too much fun. >>2889766745 degrees FahrenheitThat isn't cold enough to damage shit. Even air cooled engines can handle that assuming all maintence is good to go and you follow whatever your bikes start up procedure is
>>28897767Chaircooled engines are too powerful bellow freezing
>>28897777The only thing that could make this better is a M39 nagant hanging out off the side.
>>28896827That is a task for my gf only, sorry anonOn an unrelated blogppost I've been going to canyons on the weekends with my camera and talking to whoever comes up to me. It's very rewarding and I'm getting a lot of cool shots. I love the local canyon scene, everyone is so nice and interesting.Picrel is a shot my gf got of me and my buddy flying by on palomar
>>28897834and another shot of us coming into the corner
>>28897864and another shot of a dude who was really really fucking fast
>>28897168Literally just be handsome and tall. It's not the 80's, foids don't give a shit if you ride a bike.
>>28897667>115CAt that temp your skin generally metls off from your face. You'll not worry about riding motorcycles.Wild captcha desu
>>28897168A BMW R1300 GSA. The perfect machine to drop panties.
>>28897777Checked. Holy quads. You are having way too much fun with that shit bike. More power to you.
>>28897667fuck I I swapped the unitsno but seriously will riding in the middle of summer in the desert fuck up my engine???
>>28897864>>28897870You guys are pretty cool.
HAPPENING!I found my old /dbt/ folder from when I used to spam females (only oldfags will remember this)
Its crazy how Yamaha really sold a piss twin for 12k and you retards bought it....
>>28897911Suzi girls are the best! Holo is 100% a Suzuki girl.
>>28897905Anything above 35c is pretty risky for anything even if its liquid cooledBut way more risky if its aircooledKeep it short sweet and to the point, dont get bogged down in stop start traffic in the middle of noon day sunBut what do i knowI exist in the frozen shithole of the alberta oblast and im probably fucked for riding if im getting surgery for my hand soon enough as isGot to go get that ultrasound tomorrow night and see if my hand is pregnant
>>28897947Brother, I daily my Enfield in 35+ and the pig could care less.
>>28897262I have a KLR650 which is shorter but I ended up buying a lower seat for it. If you can tippy toe when you shift over your butt, it's good enoguh for stoplights
>>28897907Thanks anon! Everyone out here is pretty chill and very talented. Even the Harley guys were scraping their floorboards/exhausts going around the corners here
>>28897956Exceptions dont prove the normIm sure you could daily it in 40c + also but there comes a point especially on older and aircooled where it runs a higher riskYours doesnt sound like a stressed engine surrounded by heat sink fairings or something along those linesTemp gauge exists for a reason, aa do radiators and speed/wind
>>28897973My bike doesn't know the meaning of stress. I under that older engines more performance engines would suffer in modern traffic.
Why did my captcha open a prompt to ask me about the /int/ board? oh wait, it's april first.
>>28897994Have you ever killed a bike anon?
>>28897998Yes actually. I had a gen 1 Hayabusa engine in a Westfield xtr 2. I was about to start a race and rev it a bit to high and the chain snapped into the engine and destroyed it.
>>28898000Based shoomer killer who survived and lived to tell the taleAwful way to go that wouldve been had you been in motion, id imagine everything siezed up and locked the wheels wouldve sent you flying if you had been racing when it happened, right?
>>28897997I got one asking what anime character it was (I hate anime)
>>28898002I'm trying to remember 10+ years ago.>Chain snaps>Chain wraps around the sprocket>Sprocket jams up>Sends all it's force into the crankshaft >Crankshaft cracks>Pistons are free to do as they please>Engine case holds it all inMy foot slipped off the clutch pedal and car moved forward a bit like a super bad bunny hop. Lucky the car is only 2 inchs off the ground and didn't buck to high.I heard a loud bang and saw black smoke coming out of the engine bay, the pit crew I had hosed me down and the car. After getting the car in we saw the damage and were glad the moto GP chain hyper sonic torpedo didn't hit the car behind me.
>>28898002Without the timing the crank will just freewheel.
wtf is this gay shit?
Weather looking surprisingly good today, might skip the gym to go riding instead.New carbs that run like shit too, threw the mikunis into the scrapheaps because they ran like shit and kept seizing up all the time.I've never had a brand new carburettor slide be that difficult to move or seize like that.
>>28898018Don't be an April Fool.
>Take ZXR into the shop to get an inspection>Everyone is talking about it, fawning over the dirty 250 screamers>Me sitting there all quiet about how fucking ratty it looksCan you please redline it when you leave>Me doing 40mph at 19k in 1st
>>28898015The bunnyhop you mentioned though, i was wondering is if you had been in motion if that wouldve caused what i was alluding to: asplosions and deathThsnkfulky no, youre not kill, just the 'ku>>28898018Gookmoot trolling you with april fools captchas
>>28898028>AHHHHHH posting>redline postingAw sheeitHYBPost pics of the screamoid
>>28898030It's DARK.
What kind of bike do I want if I want to bring my dog with me on my trip?
>>28898035Any bike with a sidecar.
>>28898032Thats 250cc zxr???Looks like a 600cc>>28898035Is that the dog?Picrel; his own bike
>>28898038I will donate $5NZ towards a custom vinyl wrap depicting a hotdog bun.
>>28898041kek. for me it's the erect penis vinyl wrap.
>>28898044You are gay
>>28898040I haven't measured the borexstroke but I can say with reasonable certainty it is indeed a 250.It's hard to make out, but there is an engine in there somewhere.
>>28898048your observation speaks more about you because i was thinking about a big 'fuck you' to all the freedom-hating cagers. fuck you with my big vinyl dick.
>>28898053>wall of text copeNopeYoure just gay
>>28898053
>>28898055now you're gay too because i made you think my erect penis.
>>28897644That's a cute color
>>28898063I dont think of any erect penisNot even my own erect penisThat doesnt make me asexual eitherIt makes me shoomer, master of his own cock
>>28898066you like blue?
>>28898069i've given up trying to master my own cock. i've resigned to the fact that he is the master and i'm only the apprentice.
pink
>>28898073The secret is probably have childrenIf you referring to lust and desire, idk, try getting married
>>28898075thanx. i'll put that on my 'to do' list.
>>28898074>404, troon on a shoom not found
>>28898070>>28898073>>28898074>>28898076btw, in case it isn't obvious enough, this isn't my bike. the last time he posted that pic i made some ms-paint edits to see what it might look like if his white fairing was any of these colours.just want to be clear that i'm not that anon with this bike. (i have better taste)
>>28898078Can i has question?
>>28898080on april fool's day? sure why not.
>>28898081What the FUCK does a panam taste like?
>>28898086idk, like mangoes maybe?
>>28898089>mangopostingWe're so back bros
>be me>wake up at 2 am>hear a ruckus outside>I’m all alone since the gang is running mangos (it’s my turn to guard the farm)>grab the biggest stick I can find and sneak out the back door>see some people from the melon head gang stealing mangos>too many to fight alone>send a smoke signal via the samurai sword furnace >the local ramen noodle shops reply back>I wait while watching the melon gang fill up their carts>Mr. Yamamoto and the local noodle guys show up>in Japanese he says “Hey! Let go of my friend’s mangos.”>they’re startled >look like they’re going to crap themselves>I run up and mollywhop a guy in the back of his knees>he falls>Mr. Yamamoto sprints with the speed of a red fox with the grace of a blooming cherry blossom >the Mellon boys are scattering >I roundhouse kick another in the armpit>Mr. Yamamoto strikes the leader in the gut, does a crazy spin and kicks his left knee>guy falls>the other noodle guys are just dusting dudes left and right>a Mellon boy runs up from the side of Yamamoto>”Watch out! (In Japanese I yell)>he ducks, and a noodle guy throws his bamboo staff in his neck>he trips over Yamamoto>the rest scatter>”it’s a good thing you called via smoke signal, anon.”>”those Mellon boys have caused too much trouble on ramen street. We can’t have them stealing our local mango supplement too”>we bow>if you ever need anything, please don’t hesitate>Mr. Yamamoto and the noodle guys leave>I go back to bed>laying there, I’m hungry>I pull out a mango from my pocket>it’s ripe>eat it, and drift off before sunriseSo how was your night, anon?
>>28898112(((You)))
check out new cinnamoroll limited edition scootimagine how many pussy can you get with this
What's the best 100-150 hp bike for track days?
>>28897965If i can't walk it in heavy traffic it is basically useless to me. 32inch seat is the best I can work with.
Should i get a Grom or a DrZ? my commute is only 5 min.
>>28898217>5 minWhy not just walk?
>>28898224Walking is 1 hour, so is the bus.
>>28898234Are you serious? 5 minute of driving is about 20-30 minutes of walking.
>>28898234How is it 5min it would reasonably be more like 15min or something.
>>28898217Huntercub
>>28898238>>28898239Im going from a suburb to a busy business center , I cant walk straight to my destination without hopping through peoples backyards. And the bus is 1 hour because it includes wait times, they run every 40 minutes or so, but then you still have to stop for every asshole to get in or out.
>>28898217スーパーカブ
>>28898238Nah he could live in America. Here, we seem to despise sidewalks and pedestrian traffic. There's a road next to mine that would make a fantastic shortcut to a bike trail that would make getting to work a 10 minute bikeride. Instead it looks like this, actually- this example picture is more accommodating than the real thing. It literally doesn't even have a shoulder. It's white line and then the grass of people's lawns, it doesn't even have one for a couple of bridges. This is a recent road that gets regularly paved, and not even some backwater stroad in the middle of nowhere. Just burgermutt things, it helps us save money to send to Israel.
>>28898241>>28898258that looks female coded sorry
>>28898260female coded in that with a super cub you can pick up all the chicks you want
>>28898217a bicycle
>>28898217DRZ if you're going to use it to go off-road, it's a temperamental bike otherwise. Look up the Navi as wel
>>28898264There's no bike infrastructure where I live
>>28898260well if you’re tying your masculinity to the bike you ride you could go for the classic pick and get a harley.
>>28897767>These dudes will only harm themselves.At those speeds, they can definitely kill someone else. Especially one of those cyclists on a blind corner.>cops don't take photosI'll admit I don't know what their equipment is like, but I thought there was a photographic component to the radar/ladar sensors, otherwise they could claim any random schmuck triggered the high speed their machine recorded.>Logistically speaking, there's no incentive or rational line of thought to waste officers times camping out in the middle of no where to catch the rare instance of people having too much fun. There's no financial or logical incentive to much of highway pirating. They do it because it's a decent way to humiliate the population. Remember to wear your seat belt, cagies!
Another day of nothing to do but ride and enjoy the lovely weather.Hope yall are having fun and comfy weeks as well.
>>28898282I have to go to work and it’s raining
>>28898282thx u2I will go for a ride later today. Will post some photos if any turns out good.
>>28898293I have no rain but my work has everything broken.
>>28898293Thats rough buddy. Im off of work for a while. Getting my miles in on the hog before I start my vacation next week.>>28898297Huzzah! I believe in you
>>28898260huntercub is the manilest bike ever made
>dropped a bike and broke a fairing award
>>28897663the average american is 40 and the average motorcycle rider is over 50 so this is actually lower than i would have guessed
>>28898310I'm so scared of ruining the svart, but i know deep down once i ruin one of the plastics i will be able to unlock it's true scrambler potential and learn how to do all the cool stuff on it
How do you pronunce "'ku"? Is it "koo" or "kew"?
>>28898379"motorcycle"
>>28898379“coup”
>makes you think
>>28898399Everyone sees this though. There are always people wanting to go straight into 600-liter with no riding experience.
>>28898399I wonder if it’s more dangerous to start on something like a 600cc sportbike or a 1800cc cruiser.on paper the cruiser has 3 times the displacement, but I wonder if the power curve and mentality of the rider make it less likely they off themselves immediately.
brake free helmet lightyay/nay
>>28898455The cruiser will have less hp than the sportbike. The displacement equates to torque more often in them.
>>28898399Hell yeah I jumped from nothin to a 800 then a liter and haven't died despite riding for 5 years straight. Sounds like those who died were retards with huge egos and no skills. Womp womp bozos, shoudlve trained better and not be a hot head that got splatted. Maybe I'm just built different and an exception to the rule maybe they just suck. Either way, do what you want within your limits pussy.
>>28898399not really
>>28898455The danger of a 600 and a 1000 is their non-linear delivery power, it's nothing under 7k and above that it gives everything, making the throttle unpredictable and twitchy. The 1800cc cruiser has a nice and flat power curve with a predictable throttle but their 700-800lb curb weight is the difficult part to handle.
if you die, you dieso what.not like your life is going anywhere anyway
>>28898467>non linear power delivery is based off... displacement?You're mistaken. Power delivery is based of engine configuration and gearing not displacement. >>28898455Crusiers have less room for error because they ride way lower and weigh more than sport bikes. The 1800cc twin may not have a lot of horses but the torque is where it'll get you if you're a scrub who cant control the friction zone of the clutch.
>>28898379It's pronounced koo
>>28898479>Power delivery is based of engine configuration and gearing not displacement.You're right but I was generalizing the differences between crotch rockets and cruisers and which I'm still right
>>28898485I reject your watered down framingNot all Sport bike power delivery is some unpredictable monster that'll buck you off at every chance it gets. Very few are like that. Of those few bikes they have inline 4 engines. If you think ALL sport bikes are as you say, then I'd happily wager you have bad throttle control.
>>28898379ku
>>28898490I didn't say all superbikes, I said 600s and 1000s which are specifically those peaky bikes. If you want to argue then you're the wrong one when you said >>28898479>Crusiers have less room for error Cruisers have more room for error because their geometry reacts slower and their heavy curb weight gives a traction bonus where crotch rockets will want to high side you if you twitch too hard
>>28898482>all that polleni'd gladly sneeze between her pasty white thighs
>>28898507>superbikessportbikes*
>>28898458I don’t like hanging stuff from my helmet
>>28896189https://x.com/Viralvid_89/status/2037650334907347221?s=20cagiesamirite?
>>28898506>>28898379koo kew cha chumotogutzee.
>>28896240https://youtu.be/jkIvz4MVFMwmetal whip leg
>>28896282>now i can carry my ramen and dildos>theres even room for a rope
>>28898523imagine carrying ramen instead of going to eat at mr.Yamamoto's and mr.Satou's stand for fresh made ramen after a hard work at the plantation.Couldn't be me
https://www.yamahamotorsports.com/models/wr125rdoes it suck compared to 250?
>>28898519id give my left nut for a sequel to Road Redemption but the devs already said they arent going to do one roadrash n64 still my fav tho
>>28898507"600s and 1000s are peaky" You're just wrong dude qnd if you continue to refuse to acknowledge that "peaky-ness" is associated with displacement alone then you're not worth entertaining a discussion with.Inline 4 600/1000s can be peakyBut sport bikes with Twins, V4s, Piss twins, UJM inline 6, all of those are smooth unleess geared otherwise or mated to a shitty chassis (00' yamaha R1 is a perfect example of a wildly unpredictable and peaky bike and a same year honda blackbird is smooth as silk with 0 of the issues you've insisted is common)
>>28898532*all 600s/1000s are peaky isn't an accurate framing
>>28896714i like him
>>28897220how do you not buy 2?you must not like chocolate milkDouble Dutch is the best oneI would buy a gallon
>>28897259>i have some weird mission to try all the flavors of motorcycles.careful it doesnt turn into trying all flavors of cock
>>28898532This is what having too much autism looks like. Do you think I don't understand the importance of engine configuration? Even then power delivery isn't about engine configuration either, there's peaky twins like the rc51. You're having an autism melty over being specifically correct despite going outside the scope of the conversation. We're talking specifically about 600s and 1000s, supersports and superbikes, not mild detuned versions of them, so cool you /o/tism and trying to look more right makes you look more dumb instead, arguing for the sake of arguing despite both of us being technically correct, fucking artists i swear
>>28897667hey retardif its aircooled then you need to constantly moveif its liquid cooled you have nothing to worry about except the coolant fluid leaking or getting old
Well I was not planning to go to the store today but the milk posters are getting to me and I have heartburn. Target on the rebel or Harris teeter?
>>28897696>20k for a Harleydont forget to tack on 2k to the prices shownand these are the shitty bikes
>>28898556junknew thread>>28898561>>28898561>>28898561
Do we like this?
>>28898217Monkey if you rich
>>28898568As a professional hater of bulbous shapes in automotive design:Yes. Yes we like it.
>>28898568Hell fucking yeah the m109 is sick. It's an "old world" bike that is still sold today. Its design is from the 00s, it was fairly advanced for a cruiser of its time when first released so by modern standards it aged well.
>>28898399You can see the tire mark where he jumped the curb in the lot
>>28898589May I see the tire mark?
>>28898523:)
>>28898621An american who pretends to be a japanese guy who likes american stuff
>>28898526This anon fucks.
>>28898282You know I hate Harley and their leadership and what they prioritize as a business but I do admit that sometimes, they make a good looking bike.
>>28898301Is that a woman baikfu
>>28898517On closer inspection, that seems to be one of those cuck countries that doesn't let you pump your own gas. So when the attendant went to clear the cone from that guy's fender, the person he was supposed to be tending to saw him walk off and assumed the pump handle was out of the car.A comical series of misunderstandings.
Retro FZR1000 was beautiful New R1 looks like an a Alien Ship
>>28896367>None of the imported Shoei or Arai helmets are FIM homologatedNone of them are even ECE 22.06 compliant. Shoei and Arai literally made dedicated, less safe helmet lines for the US market to save money. Harder shells and stiffer foam to pinch a few pennies on production costs while still selling them like they're the actually safe ones they offer in elsewhere. Doesn't even make any fucking sense since any 22.06 helmet is automatically meets DOT since FMVS no. 218 is a joke of a standard. All it would cost them is a different decal/sticker on the back of the helmet, but instead they decided to gouge you. The US also bans the simple import of non-DOT helmets, so nobody is willing to ship one over there and insurance companies will fuck you if the cop taking the accident report doesn't report a DOT helmet.Shuberth also does this shit.
>be me>Suzuki DRZ needs new tires so had to borrow buddies for running Mangos>myself, Karl, and AJ go on the run>Mr. Yamamoto came by earlier and brought 3 bentos for our trip>nice man, taught me everything I know about the way of the stick and motorcycles>he used to be bosozoku back in the day>we road about halfway to Akita before my radiator started leaking>we had to stop>Karl “Oh man, looks how are we going to fix this?”>”It’ll work out. Well think of something.”>honestly, I didn’t know how this was going to work out>then I notice in a window of a nearby home a box fan>”I have an idea”>long story short I traded an old man Mr. Yamamoto’s bento for a box fan>using my toolbox I was able to rig the fan to the alternator, making a makeshift cooling system>we then ride the rest of the way to Akita where we rest and share the 2 remaining bento from Mr. Yamamoto>there we were able to patch the hole in the radiator>we couldn’t find any coolant so we did the next best thing>squeezing fresh ripe mango juice we filled the radiator with some extra mangos>it worked>we decided to keep the fan strapped for extra cooling>we made it home in time for the camp fire>Mr.Saito, Mr. Yamamoto, and the rest of the ramen noodle shop owners showed up too>Mr. Yamamoto “Anon and friends, how did you enjoy the bento?”>we loved it- although I had to trade mine because for an emergency situation >I explained the situation >a sad look came over his face..>though he said he understood, and he would do the same thing if he were me>”well anon and friends, I’m just so glad you all made it back safe”>we then sat by the fire and drank fresh, ripe mango Juice with melons, and curry>it was a good dayHow was your day anons?
>>28896258I'd call you based but it's AI slopsupport your local artists, nigga.
I kinda want Transalptalk me out of it
