you're driving in your new m4 comp when this pulls up and instantly mogs you. What do?
my car is faster so i don't care
statistically? have gay brown sex with each other
I don't like the m4. Chassis isn't agile enough. Ruins the experience
>>28908323>Stanced and on nigger wheelsThis shit is automatic and you're a ricer
Wow this board is dead
Targa mogs M4 for sure>>28908488>Don't respond to troll post at 2am>Board is dead
>give him the nod>enjoy looking at his 911 >happily drive off into the sunset
>>28908323I ask him how much one of those costs to trick him into saying more than you can afford pal and then smoke him (average porsche driver cant drive and is scared to push at all and bankrupt themself)
>>28908323Why would I be driving an ugly ass turd appliance like a new M4?
>>28908323what does mog mean in this context, sucky dick?
>>28908323Immediately drive home and go to the porsche configurator.https://porsche-code.com/PTK3S481
>>28908323"How you doin'?" if it's a cute chickLaugh at 'em, then gap n gape em if it's a "guy"convertibles are gay as fuck
>>28908961>Gentian blueShit taste
>>28909005>poverty spec land barge commuter thinks he's missing anyone, let alone a porsche
>>28908566based enjoyer of cars and lifepeak UDM mentality
>>28908325Kek
>>28909067Already had black, guards red, and racing yellow. Not buying your grey slop.
>>28909301My car is guards red. I'd probably take oak green from the current colors though.
>>28909294>delusions of an eboniclet
>>28909306The z3 can actually take a switchback. Keep your tard barge on the highway, commutelet
>>28909306>M5 is lowered>Z3 is stock height>belt lines still mog the ever loving shit out of your monster truck
>>28909005that 993 is worth three times more than your car
>>28909305When I was picking up my car from the dealer a few months ago they had a C2S in that color. You really have to see some of the colors in person as they never look right on a computer screen.
>>28909381I saw one 2 days ago. It's not for me but I can see why people would choose it. Better than grayscale at least
>>28909322>delusions of an eboniclet nocar
>>28909344>delusions of an eboniclet>>28909345>>28909345>delusions of a momlet nocar slowfaglet boyracelet
>>28909562Out here, 2,300 miles away, in the forest of Alabama, such traffic on the highway is unthinkable.Why are there so many people?Why aren't their brake lights on? Are they moving that close to one another, on the highway?Why is no one in the left lane?Why are the birthing hips on that Porsche so sexy?
>>28908323I don't own an m4 comp nor would I. I would be in a second gen viper and do a massive smokey burnout achieving nothing but noise and tire smoke.
>>28909615>Because they're "crawling" in trafficAs long as it's not between 0600-0745 or 1600-1745 I can go anywhere in my city and expect to be able to WOT every corner and redline from every light because no one else will be there. It's bliss.Oh, country road at 2AM, haven't seen a car in 30+ minutes? Why shouldn't I go 75 into this 25 corner?
>>28908323I don't like the new M4 nor Porsche. I have a 30mpg German premium econobox daily, a decade old Jap V8 offroader, and a 30 year old British weekend sports car. No care for what others drive, I'm decided that my opinion ia best.
>>28909562>delusions of a momlet nocar slowfaglet boyraceletin typically delusional retard fashion you project what you are yourself
>>28909684>More than 3x your car>It's actually 2xCheckmate, atheist
>>28909344Where's your garage?
>>28909694Just get the Toyota Sera fag
>>28909568Because the weather's PerfectBecause they're "crawling" in trafficYes, in a stop-and-go fashionBecause that's the carpool lane, and Californians mostly obey the lawMostlyThe world may never knowI did find out who one have the larplet jannie fags is THOUGH LOLbmaooo0o0o0o>>>/ck/21970565https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21970565I knew it was just some nocar larplet KEKThey got me on /ck/ and /o/ somehow hahahahaFat nerd thought they could cook like meI seen them try 2 cook like meMan that shit w'ugly>>28909694Why would someone pay more to be less luxurious and slower than my full-size family sedan lolDios mio manLaughable, man! Haha!>>28909778Attached to my house
>>28909694of course this is the post of a nigger brain confused by "per capita"lol
>>28909684Oh yeah the monster truck "cabriolet" in >>28909005 is an automatic lolIt's literally some grandma's car
I thought it was just a meme but one time I passed a bmw in my p-car as we were turning into my neighborhood (there's 2 lanes at the entrance that narrow down to 1) and he tailgated me almost all the way to my house (he lives in the poorfag section so didn't turn on to my street). It's possible he was just mirin' but his car's body language screamed big mad. Why do they have such an inferiority complex? You don't see this shit from mercedes fags.
>>28909984projecting
>>28909849>Because that's the carpool lane, and Californians mostly obey the lawThat's depressing. I use breakdown lanes to pass people (the ol rock spray as you say), no way would I not use that lane. Are there cameras and scanners enforcing this? Do people really not just commit crime? I just, uh, wow, makes me appreciate this shithole even more. I haven't seen stop-and-go traffic in years.
>>28910020That's just rush hourIt's mostly empty during the times I driveMostly
>>28910051Hey that's not a mustang
>>28909556>straight line speeds>on a switchbackBrown moment
>>28910051That lamp post could've splatted the slung guy
>>28909984Bmw poors are some of the most disgruntled freaks on the road.
>>28909984Think it's all sportyish cars driven by zoomers. I switched to the left lane ahead of this yellow audi and he started tailgating me at 105. Switched lanes and let him through because didn't want a ticket since this road is 55, but most people go 80.
>>28910328>nooo track performance is only STRAIGHT line speed!!!eboniclet delusions
