doin thangs edition>Motorcycle Pics>Motorcycle Questions & Answers>Motorcycle Arguments>Motorcycle Dating Advice>ADV bike adventures>doordashing adventures>mango adventures>HYB adventures>scooters aren't bikes>fags in every general thread to start shit over nothing>Dont buy a chinese motorcycleMotorcycle fitment simulator>http://cycle-ergo.comReport the jannies>https://www.4chan.org/feedbackA2 Licensing Bikes List>http://a2bikes.co.uk/Crash Helmet Safety Info:Get a FIM or MIPS helmet if possible, otherwise ECE 22.06 that fits snugly without pressure points.>https://www.crash.org.au/>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/Mandatory viewing>(TOTW2) by Keith Codehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClmFaHuJUDU>Bakuonhttps://www.miruro.tv/watch/21197/bakuon?ep=1the last thread: >>28914938
>>28917019Adv gang checking in
>>28917024Hi.
>>28917024Hello PanAm kun
>>28917032>>28917034Hello, frens
>>28917024How hab helmebt life being?Do gundams shoot lazers in your thoughts or did you get the comms system installed?I have been looking at the hatstune miko bucket, thought it was gayTheres also a limited selection of greenoid helmets from shoei rn
ahh, finally. the weekend, time to work on my lovely bi-. shit, bitch, motherfucker.
I was it so bad, stupid as hell that the Aus launch is in October.
>be me>wake up at 5pm to pee>can’t go back to sleep>running mangos tonight>decide to watch Teen Titans>"How can you save a city, Robin, when you can't save yourself?" >as the sun begins to set, I’m having my evening tea and rice balls- I’m thinking about that quote>cicadas in the distance>think about how being a mango anon means more than just protecting yourself>it’s about protecting those around you, and loving your friends and family in the process- to the best of our ability>protecting someone doesn’t always mean solving problems with violence>realize it can be as simple as lending a hand to those who get kicked when they’re down>sometimes when life kicks us, we just have to grab a ripe mango, keep moving forward, and help others along the way>thats what being a mango anon means>realize that maybe it was never about the mangos we farmed, the money, the wacky adventures, or the bikes we rode, but it was the people we met along the wayI hope you are all having a wonderful evening, friends. In case you haven’t heard it today, I love you, you matter, and God bless my friends. <3
>>28917019Let someone else bake you dumb fuck tranny faggot. I'm not doing another fucking year of stale copy paste JavaScript threads you shapeshifting chamelion freakn
What bike is this?https://youtube.com/shorts/-lw7ioJDgVI
>>28917069Kys
>>28917069It's in the short at the end you low attention span dip
>>28917067Is it happening again?The javascript jihad timemachinepills?I cant take it anymore brosI dont have the chooms in me
>>28917076It's getting stale, last 4 threads were exactly the same. Boring as fuck absolutely 0 creativity. Did it for a fucking year at all times of the day.
>>28917081We all know the SAGAs of oldIs it time?
>>28917082>Is it time?If next thread is stale I'm gonna start spazing iut again it's literally out of my control fucking cunt is triggering my 2025ptsd where every day it was>ALL ANONS WELCOME>QUAD AND ENDURO CHADS WELOME>SCOOTER CHADS WELCOME>the freaking hand the hecking wrencharino!!!>Motorcycle whiskey pairing advice!!!!>NOBODY IS NOT WELCOME!!>Ignore the trolls!!!
>>28917085>happening pills>confirmedGAS THE BIKESRACES CARS NOWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro make the thread next time. no one is stopping you.
>>28917034>>28917032>>28917024waddup brahs
Make this dick next time you desperate shape shifting faggot, posted the same godamn shit for a fucking year
>>28917063your prison island is too far away. takes long time for boat to arrive
>>28917019>>fags in every general thread to start shit over nothing>>28917097
>>28917098Yeh, just sucks that Eurobros get them now. They are hosting pre-launch events to show of the bike here in May for existing Ducati owners so at least I can see it in person before I commit to selling the V4 for it.
>over nothinghow the fuck is it over nothing, you posted the same shit for a fucking year you shapeshifting incel
If i sleep will the trannid disappeared?Asking for a fren
youre the biggest tranny on this board you shapeshifting freak
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THEY DIDNT LET ME MAKE THE THREADi didnt make this thread, i did make the last one thoughkeep crying, its funny
>i did make the last one thoughYea don't do it anymore, the shit is boring as fuck.
imma camp this thread like its my job, the millisecond it hits 310 i'm copying and pasting the exact same OP just for you
>did not realize how annoying it would be to get parts for a 12 year old British bike>only(?) reputable dealer for a steel rear sprocket for my Stripple has been DrivenI mean im guessing they're reputable since ive seen their stuff sold on the bigger online marketplaces and don't get me started on exhaust choices,
>imma camp this thread like its my jobYou've been doing that already for 2 years desperate little tranner, anyway it's just gonna turn into me calling you a faggot 310 times per thread kek
can i use an impact to remove the sprocket bolt? while in neutral of course
>>28917102I really don't understand. I only make a thread every once in a while when it gets slow, and the last thread was dead for a while.
>>28917135no one can understand this elite level of autism >>28917134of course
Went and looked at one of these today. KTM is really weird. Most of the bike feels well put together and premium. But then there are random parts that feel cheap like switches and the gas cap. The panted metal and plastic parts are a slightly different shade of orange from one another.Sitting on It felt really comfortable for a supersport though.
>>28917144Yeh the paint issue really ruins the look for me, how do you fuck it up this hard.
>>28917149Yeah I wouldn't be able to unsee it if I owned it. They had a black one too and it looks really good in person. I must have not been the only one because the salesman was really trying to push the orange.I honestly came close to buying the black one but just had a gut feeling to avoid.
>>28917060>Hatsune miku>gayYou are special kind of retard
So this is probably a really stupid question, but.. back when I got my 2012 883, they told me it was best to use Harley’s oil. I’m like 99.9% sure that’s not true, but I’m too afraid to ask because it’s been so long. Does it actually matter so long as it’s 20w-50 and full synthetic?
>find nice looking indicators>listing shows them flash on and off>about to buy>check descriptionAHHHHH FUCK OFF.
>>28917199
>>28917062Sounds like a lovely day to go jumping on your trampoline instead!
If I get a keyless fuel cap, how long until I drop it down a storm drain?
>>28917096HYB
>Guy in my apartment had his bike stolen last nightAnother reason why I stick to my scooter. Too many theives around here that'll steal damn near anything that isn't nailed down.
>>28917066I love you too anon
>>28917069>shortsbrainrotted zoomie
>>28917235>siphons your fuel
>>28917144They designed the bike starting from the front going backwards and went bankrupt when the reached the seat lmaooo
>>28917266All 4 gallons of it? Seems like a lot of effort.
Where do you go when you don't know where to go? I've been nearly everywhere in my state (NJ). Great rides out here but if I want to go to anywhere new I need to ride 1hr+ at a minimum. Which is totally fine but hard to fit into my life because spending 2hr minimum + riding around there + stopping for any reason really eats up my time.
AI OGURA JOINS YAMAHA NEXT YEAR WE'RE SO BACK YAMAHA BROS HONOR AND LOYALTY IS WHAT WE STAND FOR
>>28917134what is this bike?
Gonna be a gorgeous day! Making breakfast now and after that cruise the oceanfront all the way down to obx to check out the bike events.
>>28917350>poster died from breakfast poisoning
>>28917359I wish I was that lucky :(
Snagged this adorable lil charm while in japan to hang on my bike
>>28917370cute zaku
>>28917019new to riding here, how many months should i ride my gixxer 250 before getting something heavier and more powerful?
>>28917402get whatever you want whenever you can. You would have to be a literal retard to not be able operate any consumer bike in a reasonable manner until you get used to it.
>go to pick up bike from bike shop>have to walk by Ducatis and BMWs to get to service department>genuinely considered trading in my bike right then and there and getting an r1300gs or v4 rallyobviously I didn't because I don't have $30k for a bikehow much do you have to make yearly to justify/afford a $30k bike?conversely, what's the most "practical" super touring bike? how bad really is BMW/Ducati upkeep? just wish Yamaha would make a Tracer 10, then again a 2026 Tracer 9 is already pushing $20k, so a Tracer 10 probably breaks $30k anyway
>>28917437Well I think we should start with a different question. How much do you use your bike? If you're the kind of guy that replaces oil yearly rather than per mileage then spending this much is a bad idea, if you use it more than your car then you can rationalise this kind of purchase I guess.
Himmy 450 or Ibex 450, lads? Usecase: putting around, exploring, light off-road (but capable enough to handle occasionally doing something stupid).
>>28917336It takes me literally 4 seconds with a handpump and 5 seconds with vacuum.You're a sucker and a mark. Don't get that gimmick gas cap.
>>289173412003 honda cb900f hornetjust learned however that mine is a california compliance model so i'll be removing the evap canister and purge solenoid, along with blocking the pulse air injection ports on the valve cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIMAydmfgF8watch some classic Bikes racing deebeetee, its just starting.
Happy oil change day to all who participate. Always go for a ride after your hard work
>>28917485>blocking the pulse air injection portsWhat a coincidence. I just did that yesterday. I gotta do the charcoal canister still and the exup servo, though.
>>28917503>Happy oil change daynigga i do like 6 oil changes a year reddit faggot
>>28917505>When her sister comes with the deal, and not in the way all those doujinshi told you it would
>>28917370>hoodrat shitI hope someone's minecraft loadout is a backpack with a chopped .300blk and a mag of subsonics, or at least a Glock with extendo and a giggle switch.
>>28917526Calm down bitch nigga, I was just making a fun post after I did my change. Smoke a J and relax, or kill yourself (the better option)
>>28917529Explain
>>28917547seems simple and straight-forward to me?
>Tits as big as my head>BPDWhat does god want? Why does he want to confuse me?
>>28917505He got two bitches with a CT125! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28917579At least you dont get a shoomerwife tell you NO because youre a yamadont- a non owner of the cuckbike brandKando doesnt real, just like boobs dont real; i wouldnt worry about they/them
>>28917579Booby personality disorder is no laughing matterIf you think about it, big tit riders are more skilled because they got more leverage to initiate a lean.
>>28917579Perhaps He simply did not want to leave you too powerful. Tower of babel type shit.
>>28917585>Hey Takada-san? Yeah, better get taichou on the phone. The Chinese plant engineers didn't double check the CAD files again.
>>28917586I like small areodynamic shoomerwife boobs that squish just right when theyre your backpackMaybe i should bring a second helmet more often and experiment with various boob passengersI dont have much experience as a truecel: i never exploited the bike for sexual gains, o ny the purity of the Shoom
>>28917591How the fuck are you supposed to feel tits with them leaning on thick as fuck jacket and a back protector? If she is also wearing a jacket, you feel nothing right?
>>28917591>>28917586Big tits or small tits, it doesn't matter. I just want a good looking face.
I just bought my first motorcycle :)
>>28917585You are a faggot. After at least a year off from /dbt/, I find it disheartening to see you still typing like this.
>>28917594Oh man thats the power of the boob>>28917597All they have to do is be nice and not be evil and believer obviously
>>28917600Its been that long?Go back to the transcord with your kind
>>28917594
>>28917594crotch rocket virgins don't get that experience. cruiser boomers might fuck pigs, but at least they get big tshirted tits pressed against their three piece
>>28917587Already, I get no bitches and he made a bitch BPD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why the fuck does she have to be attractive.
>>28917614Bqsically this, but with regards to my overall feels toward the hatsune miku shoei bucketI just dont thibk i have the courage to rock that bucket and someone WILL make fun of beButIts the only greenish one that has any sort of designs, even though she be truqwazeHard times>>28917612This makes sense, its all about the respect
>>28917598Post images on an image board retard
I was just supposed to get new throttle cables
>>28917591Backpacks are a diff story. Aerodynamic is a truke though.>>28917597Eat chicken in place of beef, stop touching your face with your hands, and get 8 hours of sleep (not laying in bed, i mean SLEEP) You don't have to be perfect, you deserve to be yourself.
HELL YEAH BROTHERS
>>28917628It was a honda I bought>>28917665Hell yeah, the gundam helmets look sick
>>28917675Those scl's look alright. Kind of nuts the'll reroute rhe exaust on those but not the cb500x.
>>28917675Scl500? Woah! Super cool.
>>28917591why would you post something like that?!the girls would never wear such things!i had a lot of stuff to take care of today so no riding, will try to an extra long one tomorrow and hit a piece of paved TET that apparently goes trough some nice scenic small roads and try get a nice photo of the 'ku near the sherman i found on google maps some time ago in a town not too distant from one of the main stops for motorcycle guys in the area.Where is the anon that was asking for what to do when you don't know where to ride to? did you find some cool place to ride today? if not you have to find a tank too and post pic of 'ku near it tomorrowrebel300 anon is ok? how's the elf girl?
>>28917675the CL500 was one of the reason i got my license, i just think it looks cool!
>>28917579All women are crazy, anon. A girl telling you:>I have BPD/Bipolar/Autism/Anxiety/Depression/Schizophrenia/OCDWhatever. In 95% of all cases, these diagnoses are really just 'is a woman' (this is proven science). They're all crazy and they'll all make you alternate between misery and euphoria. May as well get one that's hot.
>>28917660I am pursuing twinklet ststus and soon as i get the bicycle fixed hppefully itll be the case of lose some weight and go faster>>28917692>whyIdk i thouhht it was funny brosDont they always get naked when theure not on bikes? Seems thats just what femoids do in their natjral environement among one another>>28917675Baste, now rebel badass anon has a larper competing with him for leg legion ascension statusYoud better put knobulars and a sissy bar on yours, but make the sissybar like a 45 degree angle for areodynamics and put a orange flag on it too for scrambler status
>>28917067Are there really trans girls here? That would be cute
Duke GT? Speed Twin? Vstrom? yeah I have no idea what to buy
>>28917085To throw some lore out there, does anybody remember this spastic?
>>28917715I remember him because he posted lewd photos of his titcow wife.
is it a waste of time to take the MSF if I already know how to ride a motorcycle?
>>28917712>Duke GTSat on one. Felt nice. I hear they're pretty fast for a sport tourer. Doesn't look that bad in the flesh but most love or hate the looks. You could probably talk a dealer down, if you are in the USA a lot of dealers are still sitting on brand new 2024's.>VstromNot sure witch one your talking about but dead reliable. Solid choice if you want to to around the world trips.
>>28917724State depended, but sometimes it's easier to get the endorsement with a MSF class than at the DMV.
>>28917715He still shits up the trucking general.
>>28917721I've still got the cum tribute pics lel
>>28917731That doesn't surprise me, is he still obsessed with that black truck?
brehs...
>>28917742I wish I had scenery like this and other adventure bros to go do shit like this with.
>>28917743those Austrians are lucky.. but its only a 2h drive for me, so cant complain
>>28917746Damn very jelly. It's not an impossible journey for me but I'd have to put like a week aside to do it. Theres' nice scenery here but I just want some bros to ride with.
>>28917656that's a mean looking motherfucker. i like it
>>28917747where are you based?
>>28917751UK, so I could do a big road trip and get there in a day or so but I've never travelled that far by car or bike before, but I would like to do a Euro tour at some point, watching Adam Reinman gets me hype.
>>28917754understandable. Personally, I want to do a scotland trip at some point - but maybe thats just scandinavia without real mountains and worse weather
Went and got me fishing loicense
>>28917724I'm pretty sure if you crash you aren't legally or insurance-ly protected at all.
>>28917757Yeah Scotland is on my list too, I'm in England right on the Welsh border so I'm lucky to have some nice scenery close by, but I've only got my dad to ride with, which is fine but somebody a bit closer to my age would also be nice.
>>28917763Is it true that you have plenty of gravel roads though? Bothers me quite a bit that we have practically no pubic gravel roads in Germany and no TET whatsover..
>>28917742The alps are so cool
>>28917759that's pretty sharp looking
what do these plugs say to you? 69k mile engine btw
>>28917579VERY CUTE POST
>>28917810
>>28917759HELL YEAH BROTHER
>>28917771In some places, around me they're more mud or loose rocks, there's some beautiful fire roads in the area but they aren't for riding bikes on which is a shame.
Welp, I fucked up and crashed my bike. Bike’s mostly okay, but I’m hurting like a sumbitch. Better than the other way around I guess.
>>28917828Pics or it didn't happen
>>28917828can we see your hurt ku
Shooner bros, i need to velcro side the backs of these, or stich them all inAlsoAnyone know what rear shocks i could pick and pull apart from the shoomer graveyard? Idk what models and makes to look for that might suit an ez upgrade of replacing the spring in mineOr just say fuck that, rebuild motor and leave itI thibk im actually retiring from bikes guysHand is KIASurgery timelines is MIAwhats a good CAD price for asking my zx14r? Or will the ShoomerSweepStakes be redeemed by a literal you itt but somehow also lives in or near unto the alberta oblast?Many questionsBut for nowI ride>50/50 on the hastune miku bucketNeed a soundsystem for audios on the go, i like my tunes guys, calls are foreeveralone core and i never bike with a group ever>lonely rider night assemblyWw@
>>28917795Burning and leaking a bit of oil, otherwise fine
>>28917019bring back dsg - daily scooter thread, i wont be asking again
>>28917904nah, i just think the /dbt/ should be inclusive without the...>scooters aren't bikes...bullshit.not posting my bike itt
Bros i love the zx14r riding ok thx bai
Engine showed up, been having fun unsafely removing the old one
>>28917928Did you buy that scoot from curious george's dad?
>>28917952Maybe lmao, it came with a banana key fob
>>28917928>unsafelyyou're doing great.
>>28917572Vodka is going to buy a literbike for her first bike and snap her leg (again) because she wanted to be cool leaving the dealer lot
>>28917905>>28917904Please post it here. We like scooty bois and gals.
>>28917987Never, ever operate a high power vehicle as first transport.Would you let your GF loose with a minigun in the house?
Got the schporty back together today
>>28917992We only hate trannids here
>>28917579Hi KLR
Got er in boys
>>28918045O no it ate my picture
>>28918013Time for the ramen noodles celebration
>decide to come back to riding after a decade.>go to stealership to see what bikes are out there>almost everything on the showroom is <1000 cc>almost no metric cruisers>Showroom is almost as many 4x4s and quads as bikes>Honda is selling automatic transmissionsWhy is the modern motorcycle market looking so grim?
Going back to Palomar tomorrow, what should I bring
>>28917249I left my key in/flipped on at the gym a few days ago and when I came back outside a dude on a scooter gave me a push start and waved goodbye.
>>28918057Lots of snakks
>>28918052People are poorSSBEOY, iykykAnd because the emissions jannids went turbokill on everything that isnt a pisstwin
>>28918052>decide to come back to riding after a decade.Why did you stop riding a decade ago?
>>28918073Life>Got laid off from good job>Took shitty overnight job>Didn't trust leaving bike outside work all night with tweakers>Bike started just sitting, so got rid of it.>No longer have shitty overnight job>Gas prices making bike attractive againSaw adv bikes starting to take off back around 2015-2016 when I was still riding. Now dealer has a lot of em so I assume they're selling a lot of em. Seen a "used" klr650 with only like 200 miles today though so I guess not everyone who's buying one is liking them.
>>28918080Being an ADV dad isn't for everyone. Are you man enough to take the scooter pill?
>>28918086The only acceptable scooter ia the honda trail hunter african cubAns the xadv honda 750cc extreme edition of the exact same cub kinoUbless you have a bored out 250cc 2 smoke superscoot, youre a larper and cant accept scooters arent bikes
>>28918080>I guess not everyone who's buying one is liking them.You can blame influencer hype for that. Everyone liked the thought of going on big advinters around the world. Turns out its not for everyone and people are switching back to more street focused bikes. Now were seeing bikes called "Crossovers" or tall sport tourers that tap into that miss placed ADV expectations market while also taping into the 2000-2015 sportbike guys getting older but don't want to give it up market.
>>28918094>there's no replacement for displacement!The world record longest ever wheelie was on a 125cc scooter (Yamaha Jog 125). >500.5322 km (311.01 miles)Try that on your ADV.https://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/2017/may/red-bull-world-wheelie-record/https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/62745-longest-motorcycle-wheelie-distanceScooters are a lot of fun. I know they're not for everyone because everyone can't be Chad.
>>28918095it's analogous to how big SUVs were the most popular vehicle 20 years ago but nowadays everyone drives a CUVpeople realized they didn't really need the extra size and off-road capability that those cars offered, and instead wanted something that could do-it-all (on pavement), whether that's taking a road trip, or just commutingfor the record, I ride a Tracer 9 GT, which I bought because my MT-07 sucked for longer rides (years of bad squatting ruined my knees). 90% of my riding is under 100km round trip, but I'd still take the T9GT because it gives me the ability to do that other 10%, and is completely fine at the smaller trips too
>>28918094This is the only acceptable answer.
>>2891812350cc 20,000rpm good for about 100mph.
You boys like 2D motorcycle lesbians round these parts?
>>28918148I just so happen to be a bisexual lesbian
>>28918068Had this dude slip his rear while passing by me, he was shook pretty bad and came back to my camp to chill out so I offered him a spare can of Arizona I had. He seemed to appreciate it so I will definitely keep buying spares to bring For people who stop by >>289181483D only please, they’re very cool
>>28918150That foot is absent his footpegs lmaoAre you the photographer?
>>28918052Japanese consolidated their model ranges and removed a lot of categories, sometimes half-serving them with parts bin specials like Kawasaki Eliminator. For cruisers the only Japanese bikes that can be recommended imo are the Rebels(500 or 1100), they're kind of different(very squished and "hunchbacked") but really good.Even more so than ever if you want a bike that breaks the mold you have to step outside of Japan.
chain and radiator hooked upjust needs brake fluid and a shift linkage and it'll be mobile
>>28918052>Honda is selling automatic transmissionsBecause Honda really wants more woman in the sport. No I'm not joking.
>>28918052Made pic related a few threads back. Its for sport bikes but shows how grim things got after 2008. Japanese, Indian(the country), and Chinese brands are pretty much the only ones getting fresh young riders coming into the hobby with smaller class of bikes like the R3 and R7.
>>28918157was thinking of a comfy cruiser but didnt want a harley due to the harley tax. everything ive been reading online though it seems harley has started to actually unfuck their shit and have made some stuff that doesnt break down after 500 miles. still considering a metric cruiser and may go for a rebel if im going to buy new. other style bikes arent a dealbreaker though. just got surprised that a honda and yamaha dealer had as much space for atvs as they did bikes when this same dealer had way more bikes ~2010
>>28918179>a comfy cruiser
>>28918094>Does not respect the pill bottle classAbsolutely disgusting. Small bore is the best kind of racing.
>>28918179Yeah Harley is better than it used to be, you also have Indian that's pretty alright when it comes to American stuff.As I've said though, check out euros nowadays even something as exotic as moto guzzi isn't completely insane.
>>28918187Yes, thats why scooters are larpers unless fulfilling the conditionsEngines like yours dont belong in typical scooters; which also arent biked/dsg/ - might as well be a nobike
I want a zrx1200, but I also want a blackbird, but I also want a.. but I also want aad infinitum
>>28918214i just want a gf who rides with me (and can keep up)
>>28918179>Harley mentionedHYB, CLBL
>>28917660Gonna try anon. You are the best.
>>28918057Choccy milk.
what's the likelihood that i'm going to forget how to put the fucker back together?
>>28918094>xadv 750My cock can only get so hard.
>>28918148Yessu, please post more of 2d girls on baiks.
>>28918232Do you have a video recording of what you did?
For me, it’s Harley. Simple as.
>>28918234If i was a europoor i would buy one and be happy>>28918239Look at this gemmy i saw on fb today in someones sold history
>>28918241
>>28918239they are not good
Aww yiss, new PB.
>>28918272idk what i'm looking at but congrats
>>28918273Been trying to beat my old PB of 11.769s on the 1/4 mile for the last 2 months, finally smashed it.
>>28918276what 'ku?
>>28918277THAT'S THE TILLER, BABYYYY
>>28918277
>>28918282what's the appeal of riding from point A to point B in a straight line? bikes are more fun when they are leaning through corners.
>>28918284Because bike go brrr.It's 110 miles round trip to the drag strip, still time for funs, though I'm hardly the shoulder-pilling rider I used to be.
>>28918284Ha ha weeeee
>>28918239Agreed
No one's here. Hate it.
>>28918374hi cutie