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first for doing this to trannies

Reminder that zoomer females are slaves to big millennial cock. There are no virgin tradwife zoomettes left, they've all been sullied by millennial coomer chads

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>>29038390
GIGAbased

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>Go to usual scooter shop to ask one of the mechanics there a question about something I am working on
>Asks if I am a mechanic
>I am a hobbyist
>Offers me a job as a scooter mechanic starting at 20/h
>Try to really stress that I am a complete amateur and have not worked on anything more than an air cooled scooter
>He still seemed set on taking me in
Should I do it? Will I be dealing with the same BS like warranty work and overly constrictive time limits as car mechanics do?

>>29038441
Bait used to be believable
>t. Millennial Chad

>>29038468
I don't know why you're having an existential crisis over a job for poorfags. Take the job if you want to learn to wrench and be around cuckbikes all day

>>29038471
Zoomer males are incredibly low t, they don't drink, and they don't have sex. Who do you think zoomettes are fucking?

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>>29038475
There is no need to be this rude over pixels, dude.

>>29038477
>Sex appeal is drink and being a roid monkey
Tate must've finger fucked your skull holes real good lil gup. Enjoy living in delusion and misery.

Always remember real Pimps speak softly.

>>29038468
Is it better than whatever you’re doing now? Not much reason not to if so. Mechanic doesn’t strike me as having particularly high room for growth for most people, so if it’s worse than your current job, don’t. Seems simple
If you’re unemployed or underemployed just take the job, you can always go back to being under or unemployed

>>29038477
>>29038441
This is simply untrue. Gen Z in general are just scared of sex, not just the guys. The last generation to do ONS with someone they just met are the milennials and in retrospect, THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing what television can normalize

>>29038488
No pussy ahh nigga lmao

>>29038516
I've used your mother as a cock sleeve nigga.
Had PLENTY.

>>29038510
I've probably fucked 10 fat bitches then never talked to them again back in my day. The thing you're forgetting about zoomettes is that all women are whores so yeah they "don't have sex" with guys their age but when a real donkey dick nigga like me comes along they just fall on their back and spread em

>>29038492
It will be slightly less pay but there is also 0 room for growth here so if I can even make just a few dollars more in the future I think I would be okay with it. I won't have to step out into moving highway traffic anymore, at least.

>>29038528
You can get some experience, buy tools, and start doing side jobs out of your garage when you're ready. If there's a scooter shop you probably live somewhere gay like Berkeley so a majority of people there will be wrenchlets and need help changing oil

>>29038523
Yeah? How much zoom puh you crush then broski. I crush a lot of puh back in my day but youngest was 4 year age difference.

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>>29038523
>I've probably fucked 10 fat bitches then never talked to them again back in my day.
>fat bitches
I know dudes have that thing where the fatter they get the smaller their pecker gets, but do fat women have an equivalent?

>>29038538
>Berkely
I am am in miami so not too far off.
>start doing side jobs out of your garage when you're ready
Most Cubans are always looking to pull a fast one on someone any chance they get. I don't know if I would want to deal with some faggot not wanting to pay.

was leaving my dying mothers house thinking about how i wanted to go in debt for a new mid range bike and be on the hook for like 5 years for probably like $250 a month and i can only even probably get the financing approved if she fucking shows up and cosigns with me despite being hardly able to make an intelligible sound which im not even sure is legally possible but i want to try anyway since i dont know much about engines or anything and how and i never bought anything from the internet before but my cars probably gonna die soon but i kinda need it for the time being so i want to stop putting miles on it. so im driving home from her place and i see this absolute manimal chad wearing a wife beater and weaving through traffic on this monsterous frankenstein cruiser, this thing looked like it was made with a welding torch and parts from 20 different cruisers. it was chugging and smelling like the only thing keeping it going was a MPG rate of 5, and each time he shifted he jolted forward like the clutch or whatever was either total garbage or failing. and yet he was swerving between traffic, no sleeves, no fucks given. not even really getting anywhere thanks to the stoplights but still risking his life wildly swerving between the cars, as if only for fun. really makes me think about how much better a deal i could get buying used or something but i dont know shit about fuck when it comes to vehicles. although thats part of why i want a bike, being reliant on cars in the current year bothers me because they're becoming impossible to fix yourself but i get the impression even new bikes are a lot easier
shes probably going to die soon and ill have the money to just fucking buy whatever outright anyway i just want to get riding before that happens or i feel like something bad is going to happen with how my life is going

thanks for reading my blog i think its at least marginally better than the shitposting about gen z or millenials having sex more

>>29038555
holy shit youre a fucking pussy

>>29038578
You should get some sun light. It'll do wonders for a sourpuss like you :).

>>29038557
Buy yourself a 2011 to 2014 V6 mustang. I'm not going to explain. Just trust me. You'll be happy.

>>29038607
thanks for the advice but i am fucking sick of having to get into a cage to go anywhere and do anything and it feels ridiculous spending the gas money on lugging around all that weight just to get myself around
also
>>10 to 20 thousand dollars for 50k-100k miles
a big factor in all this is the gas mileage and the overall lower cost of a motorcycle, and all that means less money is being thrown away by just using the vehicle

>>29038557
I am not reading this. It's just rambling and reads as mentally ill

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>>29038518
>>29038514
>>29038398

>guy gets tilted because young people want to have families eventually
Dollar store satanism

>>29038372
Why the fuck do you need a carpenters hammer to take off the wheels kek, fucking wrenchlet, never buying used

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We deserve better psyops and quality shitposts

Poorfags in my Ducati thread brother

>>29038618
I put the tire lever on the axel, hit the end of the lever with the hammer, and pop the axel out you fucking retard

>>29038623
How about don't buy a piece of shit chink bike and you can press it out with your thumb LMAO, fucking carpenters hammer

>>29038623
how about get a deadblow like a real DIYer smallson

>>29038628
It's called a claw hammer dipshit

>>29038641
Whatever nigga, take that shit back to home Depot you wetback wrenchlet. Btw that exhaust is gay as fuck lol

>>29038269
>Used to always have my gopro on my helmet and now i never do. too much work. there's a phrase for it: gopro fatigue.
Why do you take it off? I have a 10ft usbC cable running to where I hang my helmet

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Dang bros, redpill me on the v4 vitago 1100 from 1999, its only 2800 syrup tokens, looks like fun

>>29038648
NTA bit I only put mine on if I am doing something I specifically want to record. Do you wear yours like a dash camera 24/7?

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>>29038678
>Do you wear yours like a dash camera 24/7?
Its a $30 knockoff so yeah, always attached but not always recording.
https://streamable.com/e65gp4

zoomers have no hope of ever affording rent or getting laid unless they go viral, that's why they wear gopros 24/7

>>29038683
Kekd. Man I just got my first big boy job can't stop thinking bout getting a new 'ku idk which one. Drz is 10k now

>>29038684
thats cute smallson my dads company makes 5 mil a year gross and just won a 1.5 mil contract and running that project myself smallson we aint the same you and me.

>>29038684
i love my 2019 drz, but i feel underpowered on any road with a speed limit over 50mph. I kind of want to sell all my bikes and get a 500 exc

>>29038686
more like 5 million dicks and 1.5 million sets of balls kek
>>29038687
did you get the sm?

>>29038691
yeah and I have dual sport wheels i can swap on if I want, but I have a dirt bike so usually I just take that if I want to go trail riding. Or I take the desert sled because there's an hour of freeway to the nearest trails

>>29038693
>desert sled
wtf is that?

>>29038698
the bike in the OP retard ass nigga

>>29038702
why the FUCK would you buy that?

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zoomers cant breed
cant move out
dont know what its like to mog
vaccinated
fat

>>29038716
gay ass hipster bike kek GLWS

Is that faggot chadfe still here. The scramblers just remind me of him

>>29038372
What do you call these stands and where can I get them? I have to do this soon as well

>>29038738
Sorry but it's not a job for wrenchlet zoomer virgins. Take it to the shop

>>29038741
>wrenchlet
Bro you're using a carpenters hammer lol

Any anons here right now?

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>>29038743
Yes how can I help you?

>>29038686
>my dads company

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>>29037147
I haven't been an R3 in a long time

>>29038741
Ok

>>29038468
If you have a brain, go for it.

I went to class for engineering at university today. Everybody has to present, most of them copy-pasted their shit from AI, and some of them even held their phone up like a teleprompter. If those retards can make it to 3rd year engineering then you can fix some scooters.

Sold my V12 BMW and was looking at bikes again, but everything just looks like shit to me.
I was looking for a bike that is reliable and good looking (basically japanese) but they're all ugly as fuck.
How come it's so difficult to find a bike that is both reliable and good looking at the same time? Seems like everything jap is just fast and reliable, everything yank is just good looking, everything euro (german) is just expensive with the notion of being dependable.
It's like that project car triangle with reliable, fast and cheap, but with bikes you're only allowed to pick one out of 3 options, probably because being cheap is pre-picked for you.

>>29038557
yes motorcycles are a lot easier to work on DIY
there are still ways to fuck it up if you're a retard like me

If you think you might do a lot of work on it, pick a naked bike or cruiser with space around the engine. If you get fairings you'll need to pull them off and put them back on every time.

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>>29038773
The Enfield Continental has probably the highest looks per dollar of any bike, except maybe Urals. It gets comments in parking lots regularly. Yes, they cheaped out on some parts, and it's a dog of a 650. (same torque at every rpm as an SV 650 ... except the SV redlines 4000 rpm higher)
I've owned mine 1 & 1/2 years, so far no problems that weren't my fault or the guy I bought it from. So, can't promise it's reliable long term, but it is easy to work on. It even comes with a tool-kit and manual, because they needed to make it easy enough for jeets in tiny villages to maintain.
The Enfield 650s are made at their new factory ... I wouldn't trust their smaller engines (maybe the 350s) and would avoid them for being too slow anyway.

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>>29038657
Asking again about the virago 1100
>ill use the secret wembo: shoomerwaif butt

>>29038742
Im guessing he used whatever hammer was available to dislodge the axle from bike with an appropriate buffer in liwu if a rubber mallet

>>29038773
Goldwing fits cheap fast and reliable dead centre

>>29038774
>If you get fairings you'll need to pull them off and put them back on every time.
this is the reason I gave up on bikes with fairings and got myself a naked bike

>>29038657
>>29038780
Pretty sure those are Vtwins and not V4's.
Good bikes anyways. The starter sounds like someone shaking a bucket of bolts.

>>29038790
One i was looking at wqs a v4 though?

>>29038793
Virago's were always VTwins

>>29038778
>except maybe Urals
Nothing can beat an M61 Ural in looks for me, god bless the CCCP may it last long and flourish.
That being said I've alwas kinda liked Royal Enfield Bullets, even the jeet made ones from the mid 90s are quite appealing bikes to me.

>>29038785
Yeah, but it's a plastic fantastic monstrosity. Only the first and 2nd gen naked ones looked somewhat okay, all the full fairing ones look like a chevy lumina

>>29038778
350 ones are fine I got almost 20k km on mine and the other anon here I think has 50-60k km (Trying to convert miles to kilometres). They are slow, but are reliable fun tractor.

>>29038773
Guzzis look nice, If you got money Arch motorcycles are just cyberpunk bikes.

>>29038790
One i was looking at wqs a v4 though?

>>29038793
>>29038802
Oh shit i must have confused bikes again bros
>>29038790
Did you have one?
The 1999 one looks ok

>>29038802
My bad, and my original reply buked and instead double post the same text, odd??

So theyre good reliable bikes?
Im worried most is if i had to fix somethimg parts worth more than another shitbike?

>>29038806
Glad to hear the 350s are decently made. I have heard some horror stories on the 411s.

>>29038806
Are the Urals even slightly reliable? Gorgeous things, though.
Whatever people say about Enfields, most of their models are lookers. India made at least one good thing. (even if they got help from the Brits)

>>29038681
Would a more see-through windscreen be helpful?

>>29038778
All of them are built in their new factory. Royal Enfields are good bikes now.

>>29038837
the camera height is not my eye height

>>29038836
The new 750 OHVs are, the old 750 sidevalves can be, the 650s are a mixed bag.

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>>29038557
The Answer is always GS500.
You seem down on your ability to pick up basic mechanic's work but it's truly not that daunting of a task as long as the vehicle you're working on is at least in workable condition in the first place and not entirely blown out when you get it. Deciphering that much on a second hand sale with no mechanical knowledge is absolutely insane, but I would bite the bullet and get something that looks like it's been at least kept in good enough condition to where the chain isn't rusted to shit and the brakes function and pick it up as you go, if you're going to get into bikes you might as well accept that relying on the grease monkeys at the local stealership is going to be expensive and not exactly enlightening and that all you need to know is a couple clicks and a $20 torque wrench and a service manual pdf away. The GS500 has had something like a 40 year production run, is manageable for begginers, dirt cheap to buy/insure, has a solid aftermarket and OEM secondhand market, low compression, freeway capable, and entirely serviceable by 3rd worlders in favelas and balken backyards. Nobody knows the hour and it wouldn't hurt to have a bang around bike that you own outright to learn on and scrape up,got quoted for $130 for a year old liability like 4 days ago and I've taken my shitheap from rotting in adoublewide's backyard for a decade in the elements to making 1200 mile trips with some tlc and a carb clean. It WILL outlast your mother, and when it does your second shiner bike will be all the nicer to have.

>brown shawl-wearing durka immigrant foid in giant suv performs u turn in the middle of the street in front of me and laughs about it ep. 10573
I might need to stop riding in this city bros

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Just got my first bike, 2014 Yamaha FZ1

>>29038879
The bike looks cool at least. What is the CE rating on those crocs though

Bro I kind of want a naked bike
is this the most boomer thing I could ask for

>>29038888
Absolutely not, get a harley road glide or whatever the one with the fuck off huge fairing is called.
That is boomer

>>29038888
no, unless you mean the modern classic style like triumph speed twin

>>29038468
i know a guy who used to start off working on local shop
then with few year of local mechanic exp he managed to land a job at a dealership service center
fast forward decades later
dude now open his own shop fixing out of warranty bikes for mad dosh
think of it like Internship > residency > owned clinic
so it is a real career path if you are ready to chain smoke

I saw an actual squid today.
>sport bike
>t-shirt and sweatpants
>rapid acceleration to 120+km/h in a 60 zone

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I've been reading Demonbane recently and, after they lost the mech, Dr West built them a motorcycle as a replacement. Called it the Hunting Horror (HH). Anyways, that made me realize that if your motorcycle isn't a v16 powered by an ancient grimoire documenting horrors beyond human comprehension, you might as well be riding a scooter.

>>29038784
That's what I'm saying, never buying used. Can't imagine what other shit he hides that's just "lying around", wrenchlet.

>>29038879
Enjoy it while it lasts, you look like an apartment dweller so this will inevitably be a free bike..

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redpill me on monster
these thing are so cheap I could buy it for the price of 4 groms

Nobikes come here just to feel something. They enjoy being in my presence

"never buying used" yeah you're never buying any motorcycle bud l m f a o

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talk me out of wanting MT-10 and turn it into Tracer 10

>>29038951
Do you think guys with bikes like this have sex with women or with men?

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>>29038951
That shit is ugly as fuck, fake Intakes, random pointless design elemts like what the fuck are these little recessed surfaces it's just too much shit to look at. It didn't have to be that way though.

They designed it that way to appeal to a certain type of person after EXTENSIVE market research. It says something about the target consumer.

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>went out on hours long commute trip today
>rain on the way there
>not teasing edging rain either but on monsoon
>got on my full raingear in the box all gud
>after I got back home, took off my jacket and laid it on the seat to get out a house key and take off my glove and other gears
>the fucking exhaust melt my jacket's zipper
can I mend this or is it jover?

>>29038990
It's cooked, sewinglet.

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Will a stickerbombed helmet make a bad impression on inspector/ possible make test harder?
Should I scrape them off before the physical test?
Its stuff like anime girls and a night runner sticker

>>29039013
are you talking about bike inspection or license test?

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>>29039018
license test.
Im about to start my license, have my helmet from riding 50ccs
Such a waste to peel of the nice stickers, especially the ame stickers I like but i dont want to come off as immature to inspector he might grade more harshly

>>29039021
cute scoot

>>29039021
yeah nobody care
unless its some chud who hate anime with passion being your examiner

>>29039021
i promise youre not the stupidest or most immature person anyone in the government encounters
you wont even register, leave the stickers

>>29038909
Did you kneel as he passed

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>>29039026
>>29039034
>>29039035
It doesnt matter anymore, scoot and helmet are stolen
Was parked infront of my house yesterday evening, now its gone
Probably loaded onto a truck
I hate living in a shitskin infested city
Cant have nice things

>>29039045
RIP

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>>29039045
Hate it

>>29039045
5-10% of the population needs to be executed to restore sanity
bike thieves need to be publicly tortured first

>>29038879
Youre next

>>29038990
Try zipping it anyway, maybe cut a bit off if it gets stuck. I scored a cheap BMW jacket off a boomer who did this.

>>29039045
F

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>>29038773
Vulcan 800

Bros I just met a legend. pull into a gas station and there is a clean 1st gen vmax at the pumps. At checkout, in walks a fit older woman in a boomer riding suit. I start talking to her, she's 74, looks maybe 55 and bought it new in '97. Over 100k on it. A 74 year old woman that has riding a widowmaker bike almost as long as I've been alive. She must have been insane back in the day.
Fucking mythological. I'm in love.

>>29039103
shouldve crossed your legs and grinded your thighs aggressively while talking to her

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>>29039068
>>29039073
I am so fucking tired bros.
My previous scooter was stolen aswell but the niggers didnt manage to start it since it had only kickstarter and only destroyed it a bit and threw it in a bush nearby
What is the point in working for anything if it will be taken destroyed
My neighbour told me they stole his honda monkey, but he got it back, so I wont be safe even if I get a big bike
I dont want to live in a low trust society anymore
I dont want to have to wrap a chain around my front tyre and still have it stolen

>>29038936
You don't know its service history and don't buy a duc unless you can do the valve adjustments yourself.

>>29039109
Just live in richer part of town desu, some gated community or something, rent will be higher, but probably worth it.

>>29039103
Did you talk to her? She could introduce you to her grand daughter or someone she knows.

>>29038609
Ypu can't use a motorcycle for everything. Sometimes it rains or snows. Also, sometimes you need to move more than just yourself or maybe you fucking broke your foot at some point.

Also don't know where you are, but you can get a decent example for under $10,000 on the American east coast.

>>29039109
I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn’t miss, and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang, bang, and they’re fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because once again, i’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking faggots. I’m there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned, which I won’t. You can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick, clean, and effective as fuck. Why in the seven fucks would I fuck around with the disabler shots which take half a clip just to bring someone down, or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls, impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.

>>29039114
Yeah I think where I live right now there is no point.
not great.
And i cant really afford a garage even, and also retrieving the bike from an underground garage every time i wanna ride would suck
its just fucked

>>29039117
Yeah but I was too starstruck to ask if she was local and that we should ride sometime like I normally do with the bros. Fumbled hard. I was in the worktruck on the way to a jobsite.

>>29039138
I'm disappoint. Next time there's a granny, just talk to her anon, nothing can go wrong.

>>29038554
Its almost the exact same for men and women.
>as i get fatter, my penis recedes deeper inside me
>as they get fatter, my penis resides deeper inside them

I see girls on sport bikes and scooters all the time in my city. Those on scooters go to the office in their normal office dress, but those on sport bikes usually wear tight pants and have nice ass.

Why there's no girls on naked bikes, adventure bikes, sport tourers, dirt bikes or cruisers?

>>29039162
>naked bikes, adventure bikes, sport tourers, dirt bikes or cruisers
Cringe beta male transport.

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>>29039162
They like to be bent over.

Also, there's dirt girls out there. They just typically frequent private land routes or deep trails so dudes don't thirst for em.
Crusier broads exist but not as much due to the weight. Sport tourers same thing, too heavy
I don't think any women find Naked bikes cool from an aesthetic standpoint. They just look like bugs which women hate.
Advs are tall as hell on average which women who tend to get into bikes, are not tall enough to put even 1 foot down.

Sport bikes are cool, lighter than the other bikes, fast, and just downright sexy.

Women like beautiful things, because that's what they are. Beautiful.
>t. Observant dude

>>29039181
>there's dirt girls out there
Yeah but they've usually been abused/ are psychos and desu the dirt path ain't even worth it it's just a porn thing g for the most part.

>>29038879
Sport standards are the patrician picks so congrats. But I hope you have good amount of restraint, not just with throttle but also with the brakes.

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>>29039021
>Grown man needs super special license to ride a scooter
>18 year old kid can buy the fastest sport car with a class E and 0 training
Land of the free!

>>29039119
>>29038609
>sometimes it rains or snow
motorcycling in the rain or snow is fine unless its a hurricane or a blizzard, in which conditions you also should not drive
>sometimes you need to move something
if you only occasionally need to move things you should just rent a truck from time to time instead of paying for gas and insurance and worrying about damage when you move things since its also your vehicle
>maybe you break your foot
if you break specifically your left foot it is difficult to shift, so yeah anon, if youre worried about specifically breaking your left foot then maybe this guy is right

>>29038468
>Should I do it? Will I be dealing with the same BS like warranty work and overly constrictive time limits as car mechanics do?
Why would you ask these retards instead of the man himself when you were with him face to face?

Holy fuck some of you are zoomers.i don't know if this semen slurping general is for me

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>>29038879
R3 twinks BTFO
Fx6 copers REKT
bussy status: SHATTERED

Yup, its squid time

>>29039013
Only if you enjoy big Shoomies
Are you gonna outdo me, big guy??
I think i didnt even take the stiggerpill with my first icon helnet, put a few on my baik but traded it before it knew it

If you remove them ans dont put them bavk in before its too late, your thubms will be cursed for peeling, like mine was/were/they/them

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>>29038936
>redpill me
jews bad!

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>>29039045
Welcome back, nobike
Are you gonna buy a bike? Scooters arent bikes
>how tf a helmet grt stolen
You left it on the scoot, didnt you

>>29039182
Horse girls that fell off the saddle tend to go to the dirt road as an alternative (or if they went broke tending the horse)
Most rural chicks lived hard lives surrounded by fuckin weirdos in the middle of nowhere, despite that. most are NOT psychos so whoever told you that is whack. The real wild ones stay horse girls despite something horrific like a hoof to the head.

Just cuz she got shell shock don't make em bad. She's just stuck on survival mode
>t. Ex was one of the real real bad ones who never chose to heal

>>29039186
I would hate to go through it myself
but I do think American should have A1-2 license as well

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>>29039109
Buy something that doesnt even work like a scrap scooter for really cheap and then try chaining it down to something and see if it still gets stolen

Post setup and results

>>29039291
You could set up a trail cam too so you can watch them struggle

>>29039021
borderline troonshit

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>>29039109
Why not just throw an apple airtag on the bike.

>>29039210
the oldest zoomers are 30, unc

>>29039244
i think licensing needs to be more difficult in America at least until we can deport 100 million people
some of these squatemalans and jeets are genetically incapable of driving

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>>29039045
Stop riding bikes and start driving 60+ year old cars.

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>Flashed ECU was supposed to show up today.
>Check USPS tracking.
>Still on the other side of the country.

>>29039308
If the crook has an iPhone on him it'll warn him that there's a tag nearby btw.

>>29039318
>Imagine being an American advocating for less freedom
I see you've been infected with the eurovirus. Ngmi.

>>29039324
Then he'll either spend too much time trying to find it, not steal the bike, or ditch it
No downside.

>>29039109
You really do need to chain your stuff down. I live in a middling area and people have tried to steal my bike before I had a nearby garage to rent, but I had an absolutely enormous chain connected to one of those giant shackles you set in concrete. In the garage (locked, obviously), i installed another big shackle and use the same giant chain, plus front disc lock.

>>29039327
The freedoms our founding fathers dreamed of
the freedom to get t-boned by a 4'3" tall ecuadorian foid on the way to work
the freedom to get your motorcycle stolen by a north african plotting to go on a stabbing spree
the freedom to have your minivan turned into a pancake by a dravidian in a semi trailer on the highway
i sure do appreciate all those freedoms

i wonder if its still worth getting R6 while its still cheap?
will this thing one day triples in value out of no where like boomer muscle cars or JDM?

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What middleweight do I get if I want a cute boyfriend (female)?

>>29039341
All the 600cc super sports will baloon into unobtanium prices soon especially if they are low ass mileage or NIB (new in box)

>>29039345
Nissan Ultima

>>29039341
If they're treated well they'll only increase in value but with their kind of owners they're not being treated well

>>29038372
I always thought this bike is cool it just needs more ground clearance

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>>29039226
The scooter was stolen along with the helmet ESL kun
Downgraded to nobike
>>29039186
I can just do A80 license, restricted to A2 for 3 years then automatically a full class A license without another exam
But yeah its pretty gay especially with the costs
I was considering just sticking with the scooter for a while, but guess niggers made the choice for me
>>29039308
Are android trackers really that much worse?
Is it worth to buy some used old iphone just for airtags?
>>29039329
its true.
but you need to chain it to a pole or something, atleast a scooter
Chain would have hardly made a differnce to someone lifting my scoot on a truck which is what i hink happened

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Any recommendations for rust inhibitor? Shitty Harley rotor screws and cooland hose clamps are rusty.
Local cyclegear didn't have jack.
>>29038557
bikes require more frequent maintenance, but if you can apply yourself and are hands on they become cheaper. If you're taking them to the dealer, go get a car, cars are cheaper when it comes to repairs.
Any 300-600cc should get you 65-90mpg, unless its an RR bike.
>>29038879
Congrats!
Nice bike, but your Crocs aren't in sport mode

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>>29038918
>you might as well be riding a scooter
Scooters are fun.

>>29039439
all my frens are scoots

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>>29039442
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!

>>29039345
Either a honda 600rr or a suzuki gsxr 750

>>29039328
Lol no, he will just use a tag sweeper and toss that in a river. Clearly you have zero fucking clue how this goes down.
>>29039333
Your schizophrenic gibberish is very funny

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>>29039478
>knows "how it works"
>refers to the JQ as "schizophrenic gibberish"

So those of you who are too poor to afford California, do you just sit in traffic like a retard? You don't lane split?

>>29039436
>ESL kun
Its not fair, i just wabt to be shoomers pls no bukly, im telling you guys i split my pinky tebdon and it only made things worse
>no monies
>no compensations
>no healthcare, lol go MAID urself :)
Its just typos ok guy, im not esl, just retarded frankly and its so over and i checjed out before giving an fuck about spell corrections or typing jannids like swipe to type cancer
I will always type faster than zoomlettes

>>29039345
Fuck off if homosex bugchaser
Dual sport if you actually want qts

>>29039487
It's legal in my country and i do it every single day on my way too and from work.

>>29038554
source on mp4 bruv?
asking for a mate of mine

>>29039495
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/wiki/Cowpens
phone game

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>mfw absolute KINO soVL twin just went up for sale
This looks absolutely phenomenal

>>29039436
>Are android trackers really that much worse?
>Is it worth to buy some used old iphone just for airtags?
I've looked this up a little bit.
All the other airtag systems seem to be subscription based.
I'd just get an old iphone for $30

>>29039478
>Lol no, he will just use a tag sweeper
You're retarded if you think these thieves are that smart.

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is there a parralel/v twin combo that a retarded mouth breather can swap into a rwd quadbike?
I keep seeing these Jayquarvius ass niggas with their fucking komodo dragon marajuana plantation shitbike tech trees maxed out selling their king ass ripper 2cyl quads on fbmp and I want one but I dont wanna buy one they built.

>>29038936
>Heated seats you can't turn off
>Rear brake is frankly non existent unless your willing to splurge on primo brake fluid
>Sold mostly right before it needs it's desmo serviced
>It's the midlife crisis bike for people who don't care for Harley

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Rode around the rough neighbourhoods on my bycicle
Looked in many backyards
Scooter is probably gonna be parted out
Its so fucking over

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>>29039217
>R3 twinks BTFO
>Fx6 copers REKT
Faza6 14k redline > Faza1 29mpg

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>>29039487
I live in Oregon (Cali adjacent for those of you that don't know) and low speed filter at lights/traffic despite legality.
Most people really don't care because I'm obviously not some squid doing it recklessly but occasionally some boomer will yell at you regardless since they see it as "cutting in line".

>>29039572
Do you live in America or in a third world shithole? I will sincerely unironically buy you the cheapest ECE helmet on Revzilla if you’re flat broke. Drop me a line. It’s the weekend and I have four kids so it might take me until Monday to reply. Godspeed

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>>29039609
Your pick, depending on head size and helmet size availability

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this is just some handlebars and a seat away from being motorcycle

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>>29039612
Chadwasaki already beat you to it

>>29039619
meh.
i liked it better when it was my idea

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would it be a bad idea to get this as a first helmet?
its hot as absolute fuck here for half the year, like "dying of heat stroke when you stop at a red light in traffic if wearing a full faced helmet probably" hot

>>29039575
tfw you will never see his tummy in person

>>29039646
You can patent the dog idea, I think theirs is a horse

>>29039318
>>29039333
licenses are easy to get in america because you can hardly fucking survive without one

>>29039647
Retarded brain bucket that won't keep your teeth in your jaw. Just flip your visor up in a full face and ditch some other gear. Sunscreen and a t shirt is going to do a lot more for you than that waste of plastic.

>>29039647
Don’t be stupid, get a real helmet. I learned to ride in the tropics, it really is not a problem.
If you open the face shield that’s about as much wind as you can let in anyway. Wear sunglasses so you don’t get a bug in your eye at 40mph

>>29039647
>>29039661
>>29039665
I agree with these guys, an half helmet is no helmet at all.
A dual sport helmet has plenty of ventilation if it’s very hot out.

>>29039666
Dual sport helmets suck dick above 30mph. Sunglasses on your road helmet is the way to go.

>>29039669
I do this personally in the summer (dual sport helmet), I think it’s fine. I do take the visor off, though.

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>>29039661
>he uses sunscreen
its hard to take anything else you said seriously now
im white as fuck and spent 6 months working outdoors in the most bright and reflective environment here and didnt need that shit at all. just a bucket hat to protect my forehead and nose basically
honestly kind of confused why i didnt burn more. i used to burn. i think it might be related to your overall health or something. i did start taking lots of vitamin A at one point
i was also looking at this but was thinking it was maybe more of a worst of both worlds choice
i really dont care about hiding my face under a le cool motorcycle helmet squeezing every inch of my head making me feel like my blood pressure is going to give me an aneurysm and i feel like peoples decision to use them is often biased by the fact that they are self conscious of their face and think full faced helmets look cool

also lighter weight seems like a huge plus and will -even if only subconsciously- encourage the rider to look around more and thus have better awareness of their surroundings which is a major factor in safety possibly much more important. hell not overheating helps with all that too

>>29039672
That's the one exception lol, I also have that.
>>29039675
I've burnt and peeled my ears and lips off a few too many times, so yes, I wear sunscreen to avoid repeating those experiences. White as fuck to the point of being pale and I've been on night shift for years.
That helmet is also going to do very little for you. If a full face is suffocating you, you're trying on one that's a size too small. You only get one set of teeth. I find full faces annoying to put on, but I don't want a TBI and sure as shit want to keep my teeth. You can just click the visor off with a couple pill tabs on most helmets and run sunglasses.

>>29039675
Well you're wrong and don't own a bike so don't know what you're talking about, we own bikes and we're telling you it's a stupid idea and you won't look that cool in it, bro. Get a proper helmet and buy that one later if you must but it's a retarded choice for a first and only helmet.

>>29039682
>>29039675
Also, if you're seriously going to imply that I'm unhealthy, yet apparently have a fucking bitch ass woman's weak neck that can't handle a couple pounds of helmet, that only serves to make you look even stupider.

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>>29039665
>I learned to ride in the tropics, it really is not a problem.
were you stuck at redlights in big huge intersections for long periods of time?
>>29039666
ok true. but i still feel like they're way heavier than they could be. i was at least thinking of getting an open face helmet
this shit is on sale from $250 to 100. 2.3lbs

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>get motorcycle because I want to try something new (healthscare gave me mini midlife crisis) and to ride with my brother
>first time riding around neighborhood
>kids wave at me
>random guy gives me thumbs up
>other bikers nod and do the biker wave
Wtf. Ive never had more positive attention from total strangers in my fucking LIFE.
I dont have a pic of bike on this device, will post bike tomorrow when I go ride it (triumph speed 400)

>>29039687
If you faceplant in one of those then you will never be normal again.
Just saying.

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>>29039693
>>29039683
>>29039682
>>29039685
i mean i went to a harley dealership and talked to a guy and he was basically like "yeah honestly a lot of people just dont wear helmets at all and if i HAD TO id wear an open face helmet" which made it sound like even he doesnt lol
i just have to get one to take the class and i kinda want to just get some piece of shit for the meantime since im not going to be going super fast and pulling any risky maneuvers any time soon im sure anyway
and i get the impression its mainly people on sport bikes using full faced helmets... because they ride much more dangerously... on bikes that are more prone to crashing..
>>29039685
these full faced helmets all seem to be pushing 4 lbs
thats a pretty significant load to put on your neck for a lot of time if you dont look like this
i want to ride around a lot, not just as a weekend thing
idk lol

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fuck it ok im looking at full face helmets
>finally think i found a good one
>no medium no large

>>29039710
>i kinda want to just get some piece of shit for the meantime
OR a decent half/open face helmet since they seem a lot cheaper anyway. then i have a choice later on when i get another full face helmet

Survived my 750 mile trip. Didn't post about it yesterday.
Sunday I do it again.

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>>29039724
Forgot the photo I took and never posted.

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Half helmets mog so hard. Except when your going 80, then they suck

>>29039729
beautiful scrambler

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MY FUCKIN HARLEY BURPED UP OIL ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN PLACE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT COULD BE

FUCKIN A GOD DAMN DIPSTICK READS FINE SO WHAT THE FUCK?????????????????????? WHAT I FUCK UP THIS TIME GOD DAMNIT

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alright fuck it i talked myself into a full faced helmet
which one,
left
Scorpion EXO‑Covert FX
or right
Icon Airform

i think im reading the icon airform has better airflow
but the scorpion is a little lighter

>>29039710
>>29039711
Look up the diagrams of where impacts happen on helmets in crashes. Like 60 percent are in the face with half of those in the jaw. A half or three quarter helmet is useless

>>29039735
I'd sell it, these bikes are no good.

>>29039710
>Harloid 79IQ wants a worthless brain bucket for his baby neck
It's your face, man.

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>$450
i dont need it.... i dont need it
>>29039744
alright im pulling the trigger

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>>29039736
Abandon aesthetics. Embrace high-vis arai.

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>>29039747
Yup. Very comfy

>>29039551
They literally do, sucka'

>>29039752
How well do those tinted visors work? Arai cut the side of it up really high and it looks like it would let a ton of light in, especially if the sun is off to your side. Just seems like a kludge forced by Arai's autism against internal sun visors.
>>29039747
I'd respect Arai's egg obsession more if they weren't being cheap scumbags and selling helmets that are deliberately less safe in the US market to skim some money. The US helmets are even more expensive than the safer European ones, so you know its just them being coasting on their boomer reputation and scamming people. It puts lie to the marketing of "small family company only care about safety" bullshit.

>>29039775
They work fine when down, but as you say your cheeks will get a noticeable tan. What I actually like using them for is a little sun visor raised up. It stays in place in high speeds, its been surprisingly nifty.

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>>29039735
>>29039743
Found the culprit. Rear exhaust upper pushrod o-ring decided to just come apart here and leave a massive cavity squirting pressurized oil out of the rocker box, which I had a hunch looking at the spray pattern and justh ow much oil there was. Fucking marvelous. This was a new o-ring too so no idea what I did wrong when putting it in.

>>29039647
depend on the speed you are planning to ride
when im not scoot and my cub I just plop on brain bucket or go without helmet
but when I ride bigger bikes I generally put on my modular/full helmet
not because of crash safety but because at speed when a bug hit your cheek it hurt
>>29039736
i think you should definitely go try full face helmet out in store first

>>29039775
I could be wrong, but isn't ECE 22.06 in direct conflict with DOT requirements, thus they have to make two different versions?

>>29039775
>How well do those tinted visors work
They don't. In fact they are forbidden to ride with in EU in darkness, and the insurance would dump you if you crash in a tunnel or in substantial shadows.

>>29039874
Who gives a fuck what eurocucks think

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>>29039874
>the insurance
Only faggots ride 100% legally.

>>29039775
its really only for tiktok faceless le STIG meme
these days most helmet have internal flip down shade so its really just for the look

>>29039876
You do, in fact you are only permitted to ride motorcycles that EU allows you to ride with the exception of only couple models.

What's one thing you wish you knew when you first started riding?

>>29039892
that bitcoins would gain 100000%

>>29039892
The Bell Qualifier sucks ass and good helmets are worth the money.

>>29039892
that a bike won't get me laid

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>>29039901
I hate women and I've never gotten more numbers than when I was riding.
Or rather, parking at bars or gas stations.

>>29039892
To learn riding dirt before learning street so I can get humbled by a tumble before I get scraped against pavement

>>29039901
you got the wrong baik clearly

Vstrom or Versys?

>>29039962
Transalp
(just kidding I have no idea what I'm takinabeet)

>>29039962
Versys is a worse Yamaha Tracer, as per usual. Vstrom is a different bike type, it's a SUV couch, while others are city and commuter bikes.
I'd get a Vstrom 650.

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[70's metal playing in the distance]

rear tyre on my rod is fucked but I cant afford new tyres

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>>29039981
find a good enough tire in your local bike shops pile of used tires. change it yourself with some cheap knock off MotionPro leavers.
I this a bunch when I was a povo

>>29039882
I most definitely do not give a shit about what yuropoos think
>you are only permitted to ride motorcycles that EU allows you to ride
Thank god I wasn't born an euroturd

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>>29039906
I don't want the number to a bitch who approaches random guys on bikes, if that's how I meet one it's pump and dump at best I will never buy someone like that a ring.

>>29039687
>were you stuck at red lights
Yes, traffic infrastructure in the third world is very poorly thought out
Also I have to think you live somewhere way less hot than you think if you can make it without sunscreen.

>>29039724
>>29039725
how'd it go? enough power? lacking anything?

>>29039906
>I've never gotten more numbers than when I was riding.
I had a girl say my bike was cool once when I was leaving a store. So I made sure to thoroughly check it for any damage. Its hard to imagine a woman giving genuine compliments or having real interests.

>>29039991
That's right, nobody gives a shit what you think. You ride what EU says is good for the environment, so stop coping and embrace being European bitch.

>>29040015
No one is telling me what to do because I don't live in a communist shithole.
You should stop projecting and maybe go outside for a bit, or is the euroturd governemnt limiting that too because environmental issues or whatever bullshit excuse they're using to oppress the population today.

man eurobros got it so bad

>>29040018
You almost feel bad for the poor fuckers.
Not only are they born non-white, but they can't even own vehicles, let alone anything else.
Absolute nightmare of a life in a country where your very own government absolutely hates you and tries to fuck you over constantly while tightening the screws on you.

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>>29040018

>>29040017
You are in denial my little retarded american friend. Every single motorcycle manufacturer including chinks and your local harley davidson comes to EU to try and please them with their mouth in order to obtain the selling license. And only after Europe is pleased you are allowed to ride that motorcycle model. There's like 1.5 dirt bikes that don't, you might stick to that to cope for couple more years. Otherwise the bike scene in USA is none.

>>29040032
>>29040032
>Otherwise the bike scene in USA is none
Nonexistent, obviously.

>>29040032
>the bike scene in USA is none.
Yea kinda, I mean in the US you're like 100x more likely to get creamed by a truck but you can buy whatever bike you want so it's a toss up between what's gayer

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Messing about on the Peak District lanes :)

Used Bandit 600 2001 with 41K miles for 2550€, is this a good deal?

>>29039045
rip
[spoiler]why didn't you bring the helmet inside[/spoiler]

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His mom is getting the first bike.

>>29039436
tell me you got insurance

>>29040045
good on her, the XR150L is a great bike

Kinda want to buy a bike but I feel like too big a dweeb to do it. I feel like you have to be cool to own a bike and people will judge me when they see me with one.

>>29039436
>Are android trackers really that much worse?
They are absolute fucking dogshit. Android does not have a big Find My network like iphones do, every manufacturer has their own "standard" (aka we want retards in our walled garden) and most of them charge subscriptions so it defeats the purpose of having a wide network where any random person walking on the street can ping the airtag.

Just buy a used iphone like I did for like $100, I got an iphone 8 government surplus that was in mint condition I still use as a daily driver. Then stick airtags everywhere.

>>29040054
But for that the Apple network has to be big in that country. I'd honestly buy an active GPS tracker. Kinda cringe that OP post does not include the latest recommendations for that.

>>29040048
I'm the biggest dweeb you know, almost 32, no sex, no path to getting sex, don't care about sex or women, possibly biker gay, spent most of my college years whipped by my parents into doing unpaid labor, and they protected their work equipment well so no bikes/SxS/scooters/ATVs for most of my life until mid 20s.

I got my license a few years back My friends say I look like a power ranger with how I bought all the surplus safety gear off revzilla when they ride in shorts and sandals. I don't care. You cannot be dorkier than I am.

>>29040057
You would probably need something for GPS tracking to be wired into the battery harness and have an antenna on the frame or the edge. Also, it wouldn't work once they tossed it into the van, just once they took it out.

>>29040048
That's what a full face helmet is for. It's like magic how you become a completely different person

>>29040048
Just start with smol scoot cutie
Growing up everyone around me ride motorcycles
My dad got his Harley and his MTX
My older brother when through the entire squid phase with ninja400 > gixxer > T120
Meanwhile my mom refuse to let me ride a motorcycle until I was well adult so I just buy a 125cc scoot on my own then move up from there
When I was young my cousins would all be riding small put dirt bikes around where I was the only one in BMX

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>>29040048
Nobody really gives enough of a fuck about you to think that hard. You're an NPC in everyone elses life, if they judge you it will be like an unfair passing judgment made in like a milisecond that is actually attributed to their past experiences. So why do you care about it

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Went for a longer ride on ce04 for the first time, ~350km roundtrip.
It was terrible, mostly because I misjudged the time it would take, didn't take my jacket (it was a sunny day, what could go wrong?), and was absolutely freezing on my way back.
The conclusion is:
- electric bikes are superior if your destination is no further away than 70% of the claimed range. By the time you are done with your business it will already be charged
- if you plan to go further away, it will take 3 (if not 4) times longer than on ICE
- if you want an adventure, to go to random cities and explore them on foot while the bike is charging, it is again superior if you like to travel without a plan, and potentially horrendous if you want to plan everything.
I _might_ go back to an ICE bike. But I still can say that this thing is FUN.

>>29040107
This was me, do not become me

>>29040117
>By the time you are done with your business it will already be charged
How about some hard numbers instead of this feely bs little anime tranner

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>>29040117
The solution is to have two baikus, Kogumafriend. Baiku for the city, baiku for the highway. CE04 is probably a very good baiku if you're going around town, but it would be like me trying to take my KLX230 cross-country. I COULD do it, it has the specs to do so, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut can it REALLY do it? WOuld I feel good doing it? Likely not.

>>29040121
Anime baiku forum

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>>29039497
cheers

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Tfw you're stuck waiting on a pair of gaskets to finish a really cool job because the previous owner simply didn't put any gaskets in it and ran the fucker metal to metal

>>29040032
This is incorrect.
How many speed shops exist in the EU? How many exhaust shops?
BTW our stateside regulating body was just neutered last year so not only are you wrong, you are increasingly becoming wrong-er as time passes

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Which modern bike is the most similar to old Fireblades?
Well, the simpliest answer would be new Fireblades bit I mean something
>faster than a 600
>lighter than a 1000
>not as terrible for daily usage as both
>reliable

>>29040258
Do Europeans really think they are the main character?

>>29040262
Saw a 954 the other day. God damn they are peak bike.

Did a shakedown run on my bike (first ride this year). It seems to be running way too rich. Going to need to lower those needles a little bit.

>>29040262
CB1000F
Or GT
Which are just fire blade but naked/sport tourer

i have an sc59 cbr1000rr in my living room. is it worth anything by now?

>>29040280
No, but they are lovely. People are trying to sell late SPs at a markup but they're overall still at the bottom of their depreciation curve.

>>29040283
fine i'll go ride it.

>>29040258
>BTW our stateside regulating body was just neutered last year so not only are you wrong, you are increasingly becoming wrong-er as time passes
How is you neutering regulating bodies matter if the only regulations manufacturers care about are EU ones? You are an afterthought after Asian and European bike market, you can embrace riding bikes meant for EU or throw a tantrum and only ride a KLR, there's no other options left for you.

>>29040290
Err.. You have to go to your local government office to file paperwork if you want to add chinese shit to your bike. And if you get caught riding my bike in your country, most likely you will be disappeared. I know living in your shithole sucks, but I don't know what you gain by pretending everyone else lives like that.

I don't know what a EURO 4 is other than that name. My bike vents gases to atmosphere, it has an exhaust you cannot get in your shithole, among other things. You can stamp your feet and say Non Non Non American you Live by our Standard! But it's just not true.

>>29039098
Checked and you can get a 90s Vulcan 750 for 900 bucks.
Fuck me that's cheap, but I'm not sure if I like it enough to put a grand into it.

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>>29040048
https://youtu.be/E4NfUOKzI0I?si=_mvohk-_6RbhaLHb&t=87

>>29040325
>https://youtu.be/E4NfUOKzI0I?si=_mvohk-_6RbhaLHb&t=87
yo nigger the shit i am mad about continues to grow