>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few months, because of extreme fear & strees>haha, it‘s just a prank, relax dudePranking urban explorers in abandoned locations like that should result in the death penalty.
>>2708627I mean just carry a gun, and it will result in a death penalty.Easiest claim of self defense in my life.
>>2708627This has probably happened like 3 times ever anon
>explore abandoned building>shit pants and have a heart attack and die because of le scary paper mache monster mandon't be an "urban explorer" if you're a prissy little faggot. simple.
Urbex is not /out/Pranks are not /out/Internet drama is not /out/This thread is not /out/
>>2708627>cosplaying larper gets his chest perforated by .45 ACP>spends the last couple minutes of his life gasping for air and choking on his own blood like a literal ACK- memeIt's just a prank bro
You guys are the meme of making up a guy that doesn’t exist and then getting mad at him
>>2708627Good thing it has literally never happened then
>>2708627Absolutely shit take, OP.Only charges should be trespassing
>>2708627>not fully STALKER larping with rifle while exploring abandoned areasDeserve it desu
Iirc, didn't a dude die of a heart attack during their most recent owlman/clown pranks in the old church building?
>>2708627>permanently ruin your life through asbestos and mold exposure and getting tresspassing on your recordUrban exploration is retarded
>>2708742Also not taking anything with you from an abandoned place. Saw a video once of retards exploring some WW2 bunker where some medals in pretty decent shape lay about. One was worth a few K. Why not take it, if it is indeed an original you will make a nice profit. Their code is bullshit solely because they're already trespassing. Same goes for that one vide where they explore an epstein property in the UK. They find some antique muskets and pistol but don't take them... why?
>>2708732Shit puritan American meme. They all would realistically be naked.
>>2708627This website is for adults, OP
>>2708757God forbid some posts images on an image board
>>2708627looks like somebody got pranked and didn't like it.
>>2708751because they're not black.
>>2708627>GOOO AWAAAAEEEE
>>2708811He should post the stream of him getting said startle
>>2708809The point isn’t that you shouldn’t post images, newfriendo, the point is that you shouldn’t be postin’ cringe.
>>2708829oh monke is trapped in clothing, million pity!
>>2708627>i got scared when exploring the spooky abandoned building>who could possibly have anticipated thisYou're retarded and your kind is retarded.
>>2708829>slowly unzips
>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few monthsNot how it works moron.
>>2709111tfw im scared because I'm almost out of scares. Only 35 more scares and i am going to die.>>2708631Because of this EXTREMELY COMMON occurrence i can no longer collect broken glass from city rubble. I estimate 35 years have been taqken out of my life from scares. I mostly blame my younger brother joshua, fuck you joshua its not funny.
>>2708830why did a completely inoffensive meme make you shit the bed like this? You really wish that the meme had them naked? Just watch gay porn dipshit.
someone post the link FFS
>>2708627if you get frightened by people in suits you are an idiot.Theres no such thing as monsters
>>2708627why is he sitting down like that doesn't he want to fight it it's not even night time
>>2709246Seconding this. What video?
>>2708638Okay big man. You're so tough
This shit is so fake man. You would have to be so gullible to believe this acting
>>2708813if it's the UK that shit is probably getting sent to burned, when the coppers size them.best case scenario is the cops steal them.
>>2708627>tresspass somewhere>there's a scary guy in the place you're tresspassing>die
>>2708757thats not truegreek people were depicted naked in art but in reality were usually clothed. for example, soldiers are almost always naked. why would a bunch of soldiers be wearing no armor in like 100BC when armor has existed for millennia at that point?also i dont think plato would want to walk around with a sunburned penis.
>>2713326Battle in Greece was done naked>t. Classicist
>>2708627I will make the molech owl shit his pants
>>2716237>hammerlessGet that meme shit out of here
>permanently reduces your lifespan by a few months, because of extreme fear & streesPussy LOL
>>2713326>soldiers be wearing no armorArmour was expensive. Metal was hard to come by. Ancient Greece was the bronze age but that doesn't mean they had vast quantities of bronze to waste on war.
>>2708637fpbp
>>2708637Now tell that to the monthly "I smoke a pipe and happen to be outdoors sometimes" thread.
>>2708637>>2718444Don't pretend to be a janny. That's embarrassingly pathetic behavior.
>>2718457>i am mad so i must insult you to feel betterGrow up. Urbex isn't /out/, it's /in/. That's the whole point of it. And smoking a pipe isn't any more /out/ than drinking beer, reading a book or jacking off. Just happens that you've decided to do it while you're outside.
>>2718540Read the sticky, newfag. We've had urbex threads on /out/ since the first week.
>>2718570And? Try to make a real point instead of sperging out.
>>2708627I'd recommend against "pranking" modern Urbex guys... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kw_x0VU7eA&t=1sMore than a few of them pack heat. And not like, a little heat... I guess they see it as part of the larp.
>>2718620Dumbest video ive ever fucking seen
>>2708627Yes, the only way is to keep silent on where you're going. It's not the haunted house that threatens your mindset, it's the idiot who heard you're going in (and who does not dare himself) who will jump-scare you on the way out. Avoid such enclounters even as a brave man.
>>2718620Gayer than /gif/
>>2708751Because if everyone took something, there'd be nothing for anyone else to see? They're not burglars or thieves. You're the reason people keep trails and cool places a secret.
>>2718579The point is you don't get to decide what does and doesn't belong on this board, no matter how much you seethe.
>>2719108>projectingNo matter how much you seethe, you going into buildings isn't /out/.
>>2708627>He doesn't larp as le ebin tacticool /k/omando when urban exploring >He doesn't larp as a STALKER bandit when urban exploring>He doesn't pack heat when urban exploring because of crackheads and squatters>He doesn't bring a heavy tool for entering sealed doorsFour options present themselves for dealing with the issue. The fact that all of them are ignored means that you get what you fucking deserve.
I want to put together an urban exploration pack. I have a very specific pack in mind, but it becomes a costly endeavor since it must have night vision binoculars and a drone. I don't know why it needs those things, just to fill space in this ideal pack of mine, mostly. And a shotgun. I don't live around any urbex areas, but that's the plan.
>>2719232I larp as a post apocalyptic cowboy exploring the deserted West. Down to the big iron and chaps.
>>2719426You better have some spurs on your boots. Demons and homeless people fear the sound of spurs approaching their way.
>>2708751>They find some antique muskets and pistol I wouldn't want to be trying to sell guns I got from the billionaire israeli spy who might have been assasinated to protect the names of even bigger fish. And then if the police catch on you get 5 years inside for carrying firearms and then the entire story becomes national news = you're fucked.
>>271941612 hours of decent torch light (4 hours on the eye-burning setting). I use it more in daily life than I thought I would, it's on my keys with one of those tiny Victorinox penknife keyrings.
you know what you're getting into going to places like this. if you're scared of a guy in retarded paper mache mask you're just a sissy. I've been to countless abandoned spots and the only time I've ever ran into a drugged out crazy person was when I willingly went up to a homeless encampment to take pictures because they had a crazy setup. A guy flew out of the tent in attack mode high on meth asking me to help him raid another tent for bacon.tl;dr op is a faggot and a coward
>>2718620Aren't you a tad too old to play soldier? Careful not to get shot dead yourself, kid. -regards
To all the anons saying to pack guns, I hope you're picking somewhere remote, because you will get ass-raped legally if you have to use it while tresspassing. If anything I'd reccomend OC spray and wearing a good outfit for sprinting
>>2708751Either>puts fake relics there for video viewsOr>doesn’t steal on camera because of culpability but definitely steals off camera It’s like those videos where magnet fishers “find a gun and call the police” it never happened they buy a realistic air gun from the store, rough it up, and fake that they pulled it out of the river, call the cops and play stupid, and never get close enough of a shot for the viewer to realize it’s bs.
>>2719426Based beyond all mortal comprehension.>>2719487Have you considered running away after plugging the cunt? Say that the moment you fire, the cops are called. You have a good five to ten minutes to scoot, meaning you will be at the very least, half a mile away before they even arrive. Once they get there, and waddle their fatasses into wherever you were, they have to meticulously clear it, meaning you get another few minutes before they find the body. Once they find it, the evidence will be "we know fagbag McGee was killed with XYZ caliber ammo", and then they check the local cameras.Is your face clearly visible?Is your license plate visible (assuming you're retarded enough not to park a good ways away)?Are there any cameras literally at all?Half of murder goes unsolved my guy.
>>2719112The fact that this thread wasn't deleted yet (despite your reports, I assume) is a proof that it belongs here. Checkmate.Going into abandoned buildings is going /out/ of your own house.
>>2719522>have you considered planning a murder while you're supposedly taking an innocent urbex trip?I always knew you people were nothing but criminal trash and now you've proven it
>>2719526>going /out/ of your own houseFucking hell, is that the criteria for /out/ now? That's awful.
>>2719549If I have to self defense someone to stay alive, and I get legally raped for it, I'm not going to stick around and talk to the cops. Moral law and natural law take precedent over judicial law, so if I do something morally acceptable, naturally rational, and illegal, I'm not turning myself in. Thankfully, it's never come to that though.Now cope, seethe, mald, and dilate, bootlicker.
>>2719585If you are on someone's property and shoot someone YOU are gonna become Jamal's personal soap-picker in the slammer. Comprende ese? YOU GONNA PICK UP DA SOAP AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2719595You know half of murder goes unsolved, right?
>>2719600You know all of the punks violating my property get some lead shot diet? It's so effective it runs them into skeletons!
>>2719616Alright internet tough guy. You've never been in a fight, and you've never been in a bad neighborhood. You won't do shit. People who do shit don't play pretend as macho men online.
You read it here first. Everyone who does 'urbex' is actively planning and hoping to be able to murder you and get away with it. It's not about exploration, it's about committing crimes and getting away with it. That is evidently their sole interest.
>>2719617Watch your attitude, young'n. Your father sure should have administered a few more stern talks and paternal whoopings.
>>2719429God damn right I do. Straps to the inside.
>>2719431yeah that's neat size weight rato. I have one of their older AAA's on my keyring. since you responded to my urbex bag post, I decided to go with dual hazard4 covert packs which are a very compact harness and will make me feel like that Splinter Cell video game character. I like their big foam bags but I realized that's overkill
>>2708627It's fun to get scared and then realize you are not in any real danger.
>>2719522>Half of murder goes unsolvedThats because half of murders are commited in shithole cities that more resemble wartime Iraq than a place in the US. Try that in a town/city with less than 75,000-100,000 and 9 times out of 10 you're getting picked up within a few hours
>>2719815We're talking about urbex. Ya know, the places where there's no cameras, no witnesses, and a chance that the cops won't even be called until some kid finds the body a week later.
>>2719825Pay attention not to be that body, kid.
>>2719825>Ya know, the places where there's no cameras, no witnesses, and a chance that the cops won't even be called until some kid finds the body a week later.These places do not exist outside places way out in the sticks. You saying I gotta go out in the middle of nowhere to do "urban" exploration?
>>2719526>despite your reports>Checkmate.Pathetic neckbeard. I bet you think going to the gas station is /out/
>>2719950Some of the cooler places are out in the middle of nowhere, like this one abandoned munitions plant I camp out at from time to time. However, places in the middle of towns and cities are often also completely unsupervised. There's an abandoned hospital and steel mill I've gone to a few times that are buried in what can be best described as 'the woods behind Walmart'. Very shallow woods with lots of thorns, no clear path in, and very busy parts of town nearby. None of these places have cameras in them, and the only cameras nearby are small shop security several blocks away. In other words, noone will know you're there unless you go out of your way to make it really, really obvious. You can fire off shots there, and no one would give a damn.
>>2708632Yeah, look at those fake hands. What are they gonna do break a nail? Just punch the queer in his stupid head.
>>2719617>Alright internet tough guy >Says the dude talking about ventilating a dude for scaring him with a Walmart costumeLolLmaoEven
>>2719954u mad?
>>2720685No, disgusted. It's like stepping in dog shit.
>>2708627who the fuck gets scared by these?
>>2720687>he's dumb enough to answer rhetorical questionskek, just as expected
>>2721580>nuh uh i wasn't asking if you're mad i was stating you're madYou're the retarded one, buddy. Re-read that and try again. Or just go buy some noodles and pretend you're /out/ in a building again.
>>2721588heh
>>2708627Urbex bump
