Every girl has hiking in their tinder bio. How do you know if she's really into it or not?
>>2723120set a hiking date with her and as soon as you get to the first uphill section start walking as fast as you can without stopping until you are at the top. If when she reaches you she's bitching and crying then drop her on the spot
>>2723121>hiking>on the first dateBad idea. If she goes along with it then she's a dumb bitch who has no sense of danger
>>2723123or maybe they like being in a secluded wood with a tried girl with no sense of danger....
>>2723127tired***
>>2723123>she's a dumb bitch who has no sense of dangerIME most of them don't, or they ignore it. Had so many ho's come to my place for the first meet and had my way with them. Could have been coming into a sex dungeon.
>>2723127>>2723243Women only have an irrational sense of danger around men they find unattractive. Halo effect.
>>2723245Makes sense. I wondered why women will blindly follow a man into sus situations but treat harmless men like they are Ted Bundy.
>>2723252They typically become more rational after menopause however
"I like hiking" is the milenial equivalent of boomers saying "I like long walks on the beach"
>>2723120There is a very simple test: is it a biological woman? Then she's lying.
>>2723252Is typing "suspicious" really that far beyond your abilities?
Why do you care if she is really into it or not ?Srsly, very beta mindset
>>2723120ask her about her favorite hikes shes done and why and ask to see pictures. then talk about yours. then you'll be talking about hiking and outdoors. no thats too simple, come up with some backwards sneaky way to find out.
Who cares m8 are you tryna get your dick wet or are you gey
pro tip: they NEVER fucking are (location dependent, probably)and if on the off chance they do, they don't do it with you
What girl doesn't hike in Colorado?Colorado supremacists win again
>>2723120who doesn't like hiking
>>2723120If you meet her on the trail, she's probably into hiking
>>2723435If she likes you she will go with you and have a great time. Ignore whatever a girl says about hobbies and interests. She will follow you wherever you go and adopt your interests if you invite her in. And if she doesn't it's because she's not that into you
>>2723441Is that Epstiens bunker in the background?
Went on a first date with a girl who claimed she was a serious hiker. I met her off Coffee meets Begel (dating app). We did this hike in PA called the Pinnacle, now it's like 13 miles depending on where you start and a decent altitude gain so I'm not saying it was NOTHING but this chick who looked to be in decent shape was gased before we got off the gravel road that leads to the trail. Did get sweaty trail sex at the top which was great but if it wasn't for the shitty headlights I keep in my bag at all times we would have had to wait out the night on the trail. She was so slowwwww we didn't get back to the car till almost midnight
>>2723120>tinderNone of them are
>>2723441Yeah conveniently my metric is if she has one of those summit pics holding a cardboard sign featured. Even if it's a babby 14er, it's hard proof that she's not bullshitting.
>>2723441>women>in colorado
>>2723977>Did get sweaty trail sex at the top which was greatvirgin detected
>>2723977This did not happen lol
bros how tf do you even get girls on tinder, I'm decent/good looking and I even get matches, but then most dont ever reply to the first message, and of the ones that do, half ghost me midway through, the others even agree to meet and go out for a drink, and then ghost me while were working out the details, what the fuckI even try to send some personalized openers based on their fucking profile and bio and pics etc, with some the combo rolls better with others it gets bogged down, I'm not a giga charming chad but I'm not that bad at chatting.idk I lost faith in tinder, guess I need to meet actual people, which I'd do happily but I have 2 friends of which one is now in another cunt, no friend group at all and very little if any acquaintances.I'm not in the us btw so idk maybe in other cunts the culture is different or whatever
>>2724590I have never had any luck with online dating of any kind.
>>2724590It's not you. Start an account of an average woman. Watch as you get flooded with replies. OLD is shit and you'll need to do things the old fashioned way.
>>2724629Facts
>>2723397it appears it is (not who you responded to, I just hate that shit too)
>>2723120She's talking about HIKING up that pussy price when she immediately notices that you are not actually 6'1, but you are 5 years older than in your photo.The others are talking about taking a HIKE once they've eaten the dessert you just bought them, and finished their fruity drink.
>>2725124Meds
>>2725126>doesn't share same sense of humour>"must be crazy"Those are pretty regular guy jokes.
>>2723441Aesthetic chocochip tomboy.
>>2724590>>2724629I'm in the same position. No social circle (near me that is, friends are spread out everywhere now) is a long nail in the coffin. Never tried OLD but I haven't ever heard a positive word about it. Where do you meet actually respectable women once you're early 30s? Not thrashed out clubsluts and single mothers.
>>2723294>is it a biological woman?What a redundant phrase. There aren't any other sort.
>>2725124Sometimes even the schizo makes sense.
>>2723120Throw her by herself without telephone access, a small empty can, a lighter and a knife.
>>2725151I'm in the same boat. I'm thinking of doing speed dating or something.
>>2723120>Tinder KYS you degenerate piece of shit>>2723121>>2723123>>2723127>>2723129>>2723243>>2723245>>2723252>>2723267>>2723269you retards are cancer
>>2723120Protip: she is not a landwhale
>>2725206Pure incel anger
>>2725147Anon that's 3 color DCU.
>>2725334>3 color DCUIt's just called DCU. Or "tricolors" if you want to sound cool and vague enough that nobody questions what you're talking about. source: I was dumb enough to enlist once upon a time
>>2725206Have sex incel
>>2725338If we really want to be pedantic then DCU is the uniform and the pattern is tricolor. Kind of like how BDUs used the m81 woodland pattern and ACUs usd UCP and now OCP. Why do we care anyways
>>2723120meet for coffee or drinks as a first date. mention you like to be outside and spend lots of time there. plan a second or third date to go to a easy trail or around a park. judge from there. "hiking" to normies means just that, a 30 minute to half day at the high end walk. Not the bullshit you see on out about how you're not even a real hiker if you don't through hike the AT backwards with a 300 lb pack once every season forever.
>>2723120You're not going to find anything but whores on tinder. You'll know she's into hiking or not because she'll have some nicely toned legs and ass that you'll see when you're railing her. Just like everybody else does. Because she's a whore.
>>2725369Found the woman.
>>2723245>irrational sense of dangerAnon, that's disgust not fear.
>>2723120>I saw you're into hiking - me too! What was your last adventure like?A single good story to tell is good enough.
>>2723441Sure thing dude. Go blame all your problems on californians some more.
>>2725442lolbut if everyone fucks her how come getting dates on tinder is so low probability and hard to do? the 2 things counter each other, if everyone fucks her then it should be easy to fugg on tinder
>>2725554It's literally the top men getting all the women. I can't remember the numbers but it was even worse than the Pareto distribution. Something like 8% of the men get almost all the women.
>>2723252>why women will blindly follow a man into sus situations but treat harmless men like they are Ted BundyBecause what they fear isn't rape, it's being raped by an unattractive guy. A woman always assumes that she is so attractive that any man will want to rape her if she gives the wrong signals, hence getting anywhere near an unattractive man is the equivalent of mortal danger.
>>2725554Sorry you're not attractive bro.
>>2725500L>>2725561Just post a strategic picture of your cock. I'm only above average but I've managed to get a few girls from that alone. I had one girl straight up admit it to me.
>>2725648
>>2725563kek
>>2723120Ask if she's into hunting or fishing.If she answers no to both, she's not /out/
>>2725126>SCHIZOPHRENIA IS... LE REAL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN PSYCHIATRY ISN'T AN EMPIRICAL SCIENCE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO EVIDENCE IT EXISTS? WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAN MEDS ARE A SCAM? IT'S REAL BECAUSE THE DOCTOR SAID IT REAL! LE WITCH DOCTOR SAID SHRUNKEN HEADS PROTECT US FROM EVIL SPIRITS SO IT'S A FACT INCEL! TAKE THE $50 A TABLET PATENTED PLACEBO DRUGS OR YOU ARE... LE CRAZY!!!!!! OH MY FAUCI, DAWKINS, KRAUSS, NEIL TYSON, AND SAGAN I FUCKING LOVE MEDS!!!! THEY SHOULD PUT MEDS IN THE WATER SUPPLY! OOOOOOHHHH SAY IT WITH ME NOW: MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS MEDS!!!!!!
>>2725744nobody says this, nobody looks like that. youre insane
>>2725744everybody says this, everybody looks like that. youre sane
>>2725744>I chooose to live like this!!111well that makes it easier then, if you are just a disgusting literal and figurative shitbag then blasting you clean with a fire hose and beating you until you comply with social norms is entirely ethical without needing to worry that you are sick person who needs a more clinical approach.
>>2723120if shes on tinder or bumble claiming she has hobbies she's a liar. if a woman is on a dating site her hobbies include makeup, tattoos, and fucking hundreds of strangers no exception. if your profile lists your hobbies you will not get matches, because a woman figures that a man with hobbies is a loser automatically. in-fact they might even think youre a loser for having a job and working for a living. women want that drug addict welfare recipient dick. women don't know how to be responsible for the future. many of them will end up in public housing strung out on drugs themselves. the real tragedy is the prospect of them reproducing
>>2725750>>>2725744 (You)>>I chooose to live like this!!111>well that makes it easier then, if you are just a disgusting literal and figurative shitbag then blasting you clean with a fire hose and beating you until you comply with social norms is entirely ethical without needing to worry that you are sick person who needs a more clinical approach.
>>2725753kek, you seem upset, you should talk to mental Heathcare professional about that.
>>2725759FROGNIGGER. FUCKING DIE OFF FROGNIGGER. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'M COMING TO KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>2725775That's not a frog. That's a landscape painting. You really do need to take your meds.
>>2725775>>2725779these "frogs" of yours...are they in the room with you right now?
>>2725744Your strawman argument against psychiatry does not mean you’re not fucking schizo dude.Now take your meds before I send some federals agents to gangstalk your ass.
>>2723120>How do you know if she's really into it or not?if all their photos are from the chin up then they do not go or like hiking
>>2725779have you decoded the special messages I've been injecting into your banner ads yet?If you haven't you should know they contain the details and proof the normies will have to accept of how the "long ones" enter your home and rearrange things to gaslight you.
>>2723441God i wish she would strip me naked and build a pyramid with me and a bunch of other dudes
>>2725206Elaborate plz
>>2723902Preach.
>>2725151Just hit on everything you see in your daily life. Shoot yr shot as the kids say. Idk man im 32 and in the same boat (no close friends, live in the country with my 85 dogs and chickens). I met my gf on a smoke break at work cause she liked my hair and i wasnt too stoned to have a witty reply that time
>>2725752True story i used to pretend to be homeless living in a tent and got tons of pussy. In reality it was my 'holy shit im so fucking drunk im gonna sleep here and drive home in the morning' camp, and all the skanks were suprised when i brought them to my house for the second sexual act
>>2726095Why kind of lowlife skanks sleep with a homeless man they barely know? God, I hate women.
>>2726102A few of them actually seemed like decent people and were intelligent. I normally dont bang stupid or nasty wimmenz tbdesu, too much bullshit. But i am a charming guy when i want to be.
>>2723120shes just looking for guys with their own cars, maybe trucks or jeeps so you can help move shit for them. dont fall for it.
>>2723123Hiking dates are dates I have the most success with and I highly recommend them. The innate sense of danger and a little bit of flora/fauna acumen makes them super moist even for a nerd like me(I grew up in the woods).
>>2725744just imagine for a second being this guy. maybe you should literally go /out/ once in a while. I genuinely pity you.
>>2725563fucking hell this is hilarious cuz its true
>>2725648Fucking hell I can't get anything other than fat bitches on tinder and Chad over here is railing random girls just by posting pictures of his cock.
>>2726394I put the "cum" in "acumen"... and also in slow hiker chicks
Tell her you're going for a 3 hour hike then take her on an 18 mile hike and put an app on her phone to drain her battery. The first night go "to pee", play sasquatch noises on a bluetooth speaker just dissapear If she lives then she's into hiking.
>>2726394>The innate sense of danger
>>2725151Holy shit same. 33yo, moved to a new city for work where I know nobody, colleagues are at least a decade older than me, online dating sucks but is the highest-yield realistic way to meet women.Once you've left a university campus or academic network, it's much harder to find high-quality women
>>2723120hiking first date is an AMAZING filter for women trying to waste your time, and an excellent opportunity for you to nerd out at someone for an hour + without them having any choice in the matterif she's willing to walk through the woods listening to you ramble about libertarianism and re-wilding for over an hour she's worth your time - just be sure to reciprocate some of that willingness to trust her and pretend to care about her interests.
>>2725153In 2024 there are many "women" who were born with penises so I felt I should specify to avoid confusion.
>>2725744Pffft, this is fucking amazing. Tell those söyboys off, anon
>>2726646>pretend to care about her interests.>she need to listen to me ramble about niche topics>but i'm only going to pretend to care what she has to sayAnd you guys wonder why you're single...