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Some fucking dick started blasting his Bluetooth speaker at little Yosemite campground at like 9 pm last weekend
How do we solve this pandemic? Is it time to ban people from nature until they can pass some sort of wilderness competency test? What’s the solution?
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>>2763587
why the fuck would i share the solution with you. You may indirectly share it with 100 bluetooth speaker wielding drones
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>>2763587
Did you ask him to turn his music down or did you sit there like a bitch fuming about it?
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>>2763587
Didnt happen.
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>>2763587
>How do we solve this pandemic
jamming bluetooth isnt illegal in burgerland im fairly sure
i do this on the bus sometimes
its the obvious solution but most people are too cowardly to pull it off
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>>2763685
in muttmerica messing with soimeones private property is likely to get you shot, also, "jammers" are HIHGLY regulated to make sure they dont interfere with emergency services, air trafic control etc
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>>2763587
Go further /out/
You're not stuck in a crowd of normies, you are the crowd of normies
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>>2763712
>>2763712
>>2763712

this
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>>2763587
>bitching about normies while going to a basic bitch outdoor location full of other normies
Lmao
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>>2763587
1. were quiet hours 9 pm? Usually it's 10
2. you could have asked them to reduce the volume
3. campgrounds are like that, real /out/ers only camp backcountry or dispersed. If you can see other people from where your tent is, you are too close
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>>2763587
>annoying can sized target
>how do i get rid of it from a distance
try asking /k/
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>>2763587
Get rid of all facilities, close all trails and fill them up with dirt and debris..
If you want to be in nature figure it out yourself.
But that's never going to happen because they make way to much money with tourism.
So you have to engage in counter-tourism.
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>>2763712
>>2763714
these
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>>2763587
you do realize that solving the problem involves removing yourself as well, right?
You are just another normie clogging the tourist traps, interchangeable with every and any other dreg and thot.
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>>2763587
I went camping for my bachelor party and at 3 in the morning some Indians pull up in the campsite next to us and blast jai ho bullshit at full volume for two and a half hours. Wouldn't shut the fuck up even after a guy came over with his exhausted kid and asked them to. I woke them up 2 hours after they went to bed though and they weren't happy. Forest janny didn't kick them out when people complained, useless fat bastard. Serves me right for front country camping in a provincial park.
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>>2763697
>the land of the free
its illegal here to jam some radio signals (fair enough) but the bluetooth band is fair game
are you sure its not like that in burgerland?
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>>2763956
Certified cancuck moment right there.
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>>2763587
wanna know the solution?
buy land
i own a ranch in a remote part of the country. Been in my family since the vietnam war ended.
on that ranch are a ton of super steep hills
great place to hike
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>>2764124
>buy land
OP goes to tourist traps, he most likely spends all or more of his income every month of frivolous crap, prepared food, and servicing the debt he's already incurred, and is genetically incapable of regulating his personals finances, let alone the taking the steps to improve his income generating capacity.
He will never own land by his own hand, just seethe.
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>>2763587
A developed campground for tourists is not nature.
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>>2764124
>>2764181
SHUTUP!,,,beehive citysare Great,, yummy pasteries,, lotsofuky!,
,,,but No!, Caliratscurry ditch wokeness.,
,,,ripping uprime desert bioma.,
,,we didit first so I canigle some.
,,,,,ok,i love my new neighbors,, tracktors roar all day,,,soon home.
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>>2763954
So are you, dipshit!
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>>2764189
naw, I don't go to tourist traps, I just go to the woods and have a good time nice and alone.
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>>2764186
>this hard breaks the skitzo
LOL.
take your meds.
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>>2763587
>>2763587
>little Yosemite campground

what did you expect

if you want to see yosemite and not camp like an urbanite, you have

>Sierra NF

dispersed camping allowed almost everywhere

>Stanislaus NF

Dispersed camping along all the highways at least, including 120 running right into the park, plus cherry lake which is right on the park boundaries if you want to hike in

It's like you're choosing to be dumb and then complaining about how dumb you are
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>>2764198
Duninng Kruger in full effect right now.
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>>2764186
Where at, schizopal, Nevada? Always love your posts btw, thank you for being part of the brightness on this board.
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>>2764220
Touch ground that's not paved son.
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>>2763595
Ur gay
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In the summer I visit towns and museums and other kinds of normalfag shit while the outdoors is infested with tourists. Then in the winter I go out when they are all
>eww wind
>eww rain
>eww snow

Also I am /out/ at work err day so that keeps me going in the summer.
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OP camping at May Lake or some shit and thinks he's not one of those normie crowd people.
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>>2764124
what if i'm a yuro?
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>>2764217
Shaddap dumdum. Camping is closed, fuck off we're full.
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>>2764404
Then you are a peasant and will always live packed in with your fellow peasants at the discretion of whoever is your currant nobility stand in is.
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>>2764415
erm... i didn't vote for this? can your village elder call ours to clear this up?
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just have nature in your backyard
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>>2764404
then you go to the town square to throw tomatoes at the town rapist who will repeat offend after they untie him for nteenthtime
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>>2763587
Why is there a line?
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>>2764492
CA? Oh how I wish I could fish from my property. I wish I had property.
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>>2763595
>gets swarmed by angry idiots
Cunts like that are most likely to start shit

The supposedly hiking/climbing-loving guy I know chimped out at some old dude who asked him to not litter with cigarette butts on there mountain. He was telling this story as of her was being wronged. Jesus Christ.
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>>2764415
That's very anti-s*mitic of you.
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>>2763587
Make a ghetto EMP
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>>2764513
Looks like people milling around for some day time activity to start. Like some hike organized to raise money for charity or maybe guided mountain walk.
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I hate going to a popular public park and end up waiting in a line just to walk across a bridge or walk up a slope. I don’t want to feel like I’m at a theme park while I hike.
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>>2764231
Yeringtonevada,,,wegrow onionsand stuff. ,traffic foramile., pic.
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>>2765853
Nice, that's about where it looked like.
>average annual precipitation: 4.6 inches
Best of luck with the onions with those conditions. Looks beautiful.
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>>2763587
>Not going on BLM land to larp as a cowboy
There's yer problem boah!
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>>2765853
those boots though
any more pics of her?
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bumping thread before it gets knocked off the catalog
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>>2763587
The irony of OPs pic is that those people are waiting for a shuttle to take them to various spots and dispersing the crowds making it less crowded lol
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>>2765853
How much space do you have to give a horse to pass, Bacon?
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>>2768434
noballs,,, still notamare?,
,,,geldingsimbrace pasture life,,mares complain abouthose apples!,
,,stallionsneed respect ,, ordie !!
,,,, need avisito make babys.
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allways,,make noise from behind,,Never sneakupat butt!!, hooves will split yourskull.,
,,,these mools Know me butstill get jumpy, ,Hay guysits Me??,remember the carrots?, no im nothe med cart!
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>>2764217
stfu
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I'm the type of guy who will tell kids to stop blasting their phone speakers on the train, but in that setting what is there to do?

Go and try to reason with him/them but you're not in city limits, and you risk the feeling of being denied and then turning your back defeated. The eternal fear of stumbling that has stopped many a man from attempting to maintain order through his own will, and ending up writing a thread like this.
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>>2763587
This is why the Taliban banned music in public lol
The Taliban is ironically solving western problems regarding technology and its overreaching arm
And then my country has to go and start a 20 year long war with them

Glad we lost the Afghan war (2001 - 2021)
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>>2763685
How would one go about jamming bluetooth signals, hypothetically speaking
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>>2765837
I was at Hurricane Ridge in the Olympics with some normie family members and this was exactly the experience. There was a fucking queue at the top of the easy hike for people to take selfies
>>2768969
The real answer is banning browns in public, since that would solve ~90% of public noise problems, banning music altogether is anti-human
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>>2763587
Is that a US specific thing?
Was in Sölden for two weeks, which is considered famous as a mountain destination during the main season, and I didn't experience anything like that.
Only one hike I did I consider too full, but there weren't any lines. At two hikes, I only crossed paths with 1 other person the whole way.
Village and top of cable cars were full, but most people don't go any farther.
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>>2763799
It’s 10 according to Google.
OP confirmed retarded, as he expected solitude and quiet in one of the busiest campgrounds in one of the most densely populated parts of the country.
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>>2763587
I'll hike out further than you, summit mountains taller than you can and more efficiently and I'll do it with a speaker.
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>>2764181
Neither are you buddy, you're hear after all
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>>2769218
Just because you figured out how to brag about being an asshole doesnt make you not an asshole

You're not being confident or cool
You're just an asshole and nothing more
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>>2769218
you have to be a special kind of fucking retarded to think walking is some special skill.
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>>2769233
It is if you're an outdoor athlete which obviously doesn't apply to you, tubby
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>>2769235
>i go for WALKS uphill i am special and unique

you're autistic.
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>>2769235
i guess the majority of the population is crippled in wheelchairs
since this godly anon can walk
what unique and charitable ability
we must make you the leader of our tribe
>proceeds to handstand walk to you
you shall be known as legman
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>>2769241
No, you're just fat or lazy which is why >>2769218
made you all butthurt. I bet you get passed on the trail a lot.
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>>2769247
i dont go hiking because i own a big ass hunting ranch that i can go to anytime i want
my first post on this thread was saying to buy land
i curse your first born child this cannot be undone poorfag
cope
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>>2769248
Calling you fat must have really struck a nerve kek

Have fun at your daddy's "big ass hunting ranch" which is probably just a few acres
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>>2769250
It's not like most people on this board even go outside to begin with kek
majority of the time people here just larp
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>>2763587
>become the Night SlingShotter Of Poo
Become competent at moving in the dark and become a ghost ninja in the trees and shadows.
Find something stinky and wet enough to be sticky and spread smell.
>I may have heard rolling poo in wet notebook paper and either lobbing by hand (think small tangerine sized grenade)
>or gently shooting out of a very wide sling leather that will add 25 yards or so to the shot.
Practice slingshot with different materials besides rocks and steel balls.
Wet mud balls. Burning match bundles and the like.
Experimenting and using your imagination is all part of the fun.
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>>2764220
This is probably the 5th or 6th time this month I’ve seen some one totally misuse “Dunning Kruger” on /out/. What’s more, that same newfag doesn’t know that it’s called “Dunning-nigger” on 4Chan.
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>>2769275
>says "4chan" instead of the board name
>calls other newfags
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>>2763587
The jews are to blame for this.
Nature is for all, even people with bad manners and bad taste in music.
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>>2769275
>>>/pol/
go back
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>>2763956
I did some hosting and some rich Indians in the banking industry basically book out the entire campgrounds, literally trashed it. I quit hosting for campgrounds, it's seriously fucking horrible.
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>>2765489
it's called a gun
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>>2769329
Your dog is keeping a real side eye on you. Be careful keeping your back turned to him. He's probably thinking about that empire of onions he could usurp from you.
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>>2764124
>solution: get lucky or stupidly rich
thanks for the tip
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>>2769377
All boards on 4/pol/ are side boards of 4/pol/
Know your place Reddlt pleeb and lurk moar.
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>>2763887
Paul Harrel is our patron saint, we will be exonerated.
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>>2769085
Signal jammer tuned to the right frequency(2.402-2.480 GHz allegedly)
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>>2763587
I was at Yosemite last week and saw on multiple days some chubby shirtless beaner cycling around Curry Village with a shitty speaker playing.
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>>2764124
>just buy land 50 years ago bro
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>>2769639
i have been on this website longer than you have twitternigger
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>>2769877
inheriting land aint hard
just be born white like me
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>>2764186
Wayne, you're still alive?
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>>2769952
We both know you're not white.
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>>2770541
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>>2769852
>go to the Disney world of national parks
>go to the most crowded area of that park
>xomg why are there retards here
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>>2773634
correct
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>>2771179
i am white
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>>2764418
>i didn't vote for this?
you gotta fight for what you want, and preferably before the poppers arrive to arrest you in the middle of your epic charge
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>>2776544
Beautiful.
Where is this?
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>>2774206
Post youre BWC
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>>2776562
Nnevada
,,,stuck behind trafficagain.,socrowded!
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>>2776562
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>>2778766
Post more of the horse girl
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>>2764199
>being so assblasted you're a dick to baconrider
cmon man he's the only good poster on this website
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>>2769377
you are not in good company, nigger.
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>>2764404
Sell your flat or car and buy land in a cheap country like the us or eastern euro?
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>>2778777
Beautiful shot. Thank you for your contributions to this board.
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>>2769242
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That's so annoying!
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I keep seeing articles about "leaf peeping"
what a disgusting phrase that nature journalists have fully adopted
some boomer or hippie ironically said this at some point and a bunch of city fags that vacation in Vermont started thinking it was outdoors culture
every time I see that phrase I cringe
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>>2763587
Went to Yellowstone last week. First time I encountered someone with a bluetooth speaker in his backpack blasting some pop music
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>>2782671
>leaf peeping
I looked this up and a bunch of porn showed up
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>>2782704
I hope it's a ticketable offense. Abbey was right about building roads into the best natural areas.
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>>2782710
kek no you didn't
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>>2769670
God rest him
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>>2763587
Beat the shit out of them. Trash their gear. Kill them.
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>>2784927
>pictures you can smell
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>>2765489
>The supposedly hiking/climbing-loving guy I know chimped out at some old dude
based, fuck boomers
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>>2769155
When you go to tourist trap parks like Yosemite,yellow stone, Grand Canyon it is. But if you hop onto BLM land and National forest you don’t have that problem. “Those are like a public trust land that all American's pay for through taxation”.
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Additionally, avoid any place with a lot of hype attached (recently re-opened trails) and waterfalls. Waterfalls are sure to attract normies with bluetooth speakers.
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>>2785042
Waterfalls are easily the most overrated natural feature. I think it's on purpose, to pull normies to them so that the rest of us can enjoy the rest of the parks
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>>2763595
Put em on clutch
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>>2763587
>what's the solution?
Noise canceling headphones
Or walk far enough where you can't hear it if you don't have autism.



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