>tfw the designated sleeping woods looks like this
>>2772829>designated sleeping woodsWhat, a campsite?
>>2772829that's why you bring machete or kukri anon
>>2772829Basically every woodland near me looks like this, what's the best way to camp in it?
>>2772829the good news is that no one has cmaped there for awhile
>>2772898>lay raincoat over it>stamp on it>move it and apply againdone. terrain is now flat enough.
>>2772902>it's actually these shits
>>2772834>Goes into the woods>Cuts everything down to camp for a night
>>2772917>the scratched virgin vs. chad the weedwhacker
>>2772922>has never seen a hammock
>>2772924>floats daintily over the brush to hang said hammockHonestly wish I could fly while sleeping too
>>2772927>nuh-uh stepping in the brush a little is the same as sleeping on itAre your legs made of paper, or are you just a child?
>>2772922>I take pride in being a locust while destroying naturewe know anon, we know--the world is full of subhumans just like you.
>>2772932>"destroying nature">has no idea how fast weeds growok retard
>>2772948>I can't identify any of those plants therefore they are weedsI know exactly how long they take to grow and what other species they support. They're called partner species, or helper species and you're called an invasive species, paco.
>>2773031>nooo not the blackberinoswhatever hippie.that shit grows fast af and is basically indestructible unless you dig out the roots. I'll been clearing it around my cabin for years.
>>2772829looks like tick city to me
>>2772917>hacking away at a small patch of brush big enough to fit a tent = cutting down the whole forestYou're fucking retarded
>>2772909Haha yeah. The property I live on is covered in this, ye might find a tunnel somewhere to sleep under it. Look around other bushes it's growing on.
>>2773140He doesn't live in the country so he doesn't know about things
Don't forget a muddy stagnant creek in there somewhere to ensure a steady supply of bugs.
>>2773140>>2773146LOL, brown locusts get called out and this is their cope.Just admit you don't give a fuck about cutting down a swath of forest just so you can larp for a night.
You can landscape underbrush, but you can also hide a bivy sack in there for a stealth camp. Brush is also good for hiding a guerrilla sniper, in the night with full leaf suits and thermal optics.
>>2773321If you stay on one specific piece of public land for longer than two weeks they will come looking for you.
>>2773323If you move between parks you are kosher, otherwise they will want to kick you out or put handcuffs on you for living on the land and fish and deer.
>>2773324Hunting land is the cheapest type of land you can buy, undeveloped rural land. That is what a lot of people hunt, fish, camp, develop, build, farm, live on. If you own the land you can stay there as long as you like of course, raise crops and animals.
>>2772829that's exactly what my backyard area looks like.the blackberries have become sentient and are attempting a skynet like genocide against man.
>>2772917the virgin urban-rentoid is here!>city parasite>locust>I am FOREST EXPERTwhat a tremendous, obnoxious faggot.
