dude
>>2780037There are schizos on this board who truly believe that video is fake.
she had little ones that's why she was so pissy
>>2780037Lol. I've been up that canyon multiple times. Still haven't seen a cat. Seen black bear the valley over though. Dude hit a patch of luck there for sure.
>>2780037Cats are shit. Just walk towards them clapping loudly and they will scatter.
>>2780055Not with cubs behind her she won't. Good way to get mauled.
>>2780056>>2780055hyaaa hhyyaaa
>>2780037the googer
>>2780056Boot to the head solves all that.
>>2780037
who gots a link>
Pokemon sure got weird since gen 1
>>2780119Click the triangle next to the post number and an image search pops up. Good way to find videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUWH5Mkskk&ab_channel=CorbinMaxey
>>2780049Those people obviously haven't seen a sea cougar before. Although this little guy looks like he's pretty far from home.
>>2780341That’s a mother. In the full video you see a young cat running from the guy (who follows it, lol). It turns a corner and the mom comes out, false charging and swatting and whatnot.
>>2780432Ah yes, a female sea cougar. Notorious for dragging young men back to their dens.
>>2780049These big cats regularly kill people in NA and you have retards insisting all mountain lions are harmless and you have nothing to be worried about.
Would you guys fuck the gougar?
>>2780442they only kill small women and children and it's extremely rare. you're a pussy if you're afraid of mountain lions.
>>2780454One just killed a young man and mauled his bro in Norcal, and the frequency will go up and up as the cats are pressured out of their comfy territory. Just like humans being annoyed by turd world shitheads.
>>2780037does anyone have the gif where jt waves it's arms around
>>2780037goober
>>2780499
>>2780037These cats are our last line of defense against pitbulls
>>2780499thank you anon
>>2780456>frequently>”no, it’s rare”>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE TIME?!
>>2780037i wish i had a nice cougar like this to take for walks along the beach. there are a lot of dog walkers and i would be able to show them what time it is
>>2780037HOLY SHIDDD ITS A GOOGER!!! NIGGERMAN SAVE ME :::::DDDDD
oh fug
>>2780095
>>2780037>hungry cougars are in your area looking to gobble up your young meat.
>>2780037>Absolute complete Mormon moron approaches mother and cub>mother gets pissedWhy are Instagrammers like this and how do we pass capital punishment for this behavior?
>>2780442>29 mountain lion attacks resulting in death since 1868>regularly
>>2781285ONCE EVERY 5 YEARS LIKE CLOCKWORK THE DEATH TOLL TICKS UP
>>2780064You miss by a mile, are now off balance and stumble. Razor sharp cougar claws find your groin.
Why is everyone scared of these things? You can literally kill one with your bare hands.
>>2781894Face to face in a cage match, yeah a fit adult human male could beat one more often than not. But it's not like a mountain lion approaches you respectfully and challenges you to an honorable duel. They jump on you from behind and bite the back of your neck, and then you're just done unless it fucked up.
>>2781901Facing any angry cat is a bad time if it is a face to face thing. Once they decide to start digging those claws and teeth in at the same time, you might have a good grip of them but oof they are in deep.
I'd rather deal with a large angry dog than a seriously pissed off cat in a confined space. I feel like you can "reason" with a canine even when it's heightened, you can deescalate, but cats can go into pissy missy cat mode where there is no threat of serious injury, but it's all pins and needles.
Does bear spray work on these things?Obviously you'd prefer a pistol.
Theres no need to kill cougars. They are nice kitties. You can simply have them chased off.
>>2781996does bear mace work on humans?
>>2782004yes, it's just more potent pepper spray
>>2782010Less potent
>>2781901I carry a large knife, I will gut a kitty if it tries to attack me
Hey man
>>2782004Bears are evolving. The last 3 people killed by black bears this year all used spray on the bear and it didn't do shit.
>>2780053I have a little one and I, too, am pretty pissy
>>2781901> Yeah bro, I could totally take on a pack of wolves bro. > Just grab the pack leaders, one in each hand and throatslam em> Take 6 to 8 seconds tops, the rest will scatter before getting a chance to act.
>>2780442I would rather run into a lion or grizz before running into a moose.
yeahehee
>>2783299gosh darn googers, just sitting /in/ all day GOOGING OMG IM GONNA GOOOOOGpathertic
>>2781968For a human a large dog is worse than a big house cat. Big dog will have less sharp points but much much deeper. With a cat it will hurt but you can just whack it on the ground with the same arm it is attacking. 1" punctures max vs a big dog which can be 3" +.A cat the size of a dog, now that is life threatening even for a heavy weight fighter.
>>2783302as a master of eagle claw, all the cats teeth belong to me
>>2783299Should be "Pissed off a mother cougar protecting her cubs"
>>2780064The cat can cover a few meters before your brain has even sent the signal to your muscles.
>>2781901No
>>2783109>>2783754They're not that big, and a fit human is stronger than them. I bet you think chimps are unbeatable and brutal death machines, but humans can also do everything a chimp does, but better. You're stronger than you know when that caveman brain kicks in. Women always think men are so silly for thinking we could kill animals, but that's how we got here you pussies
>>2783908These people are wimps man. I think at least half the battle with a wild animal is mental. If an animal trying to bite your face and you just scream and go "Noooooo!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!" and turn your back, of course you're going to get fucked up. Use your brain power and attack it's eyes and throat, be more aggressive, and you'll probably win against a lot of animals. Obviously not an ideal situation to be in, but humans got to where we are for a reason and it's very cringe that many men have forgotten what it means to respond to nature with violence. >Verification not requiredPicrel is me after I kill big cat with my bare hands
>>2781894I know how much little cat scratches and bites hurt
i invite anyone that thinks they could kill a lion/chimp/wolf to post their arm
>>2780037weed
>>2780037i look like this
>>2784428Shitty window reflection but here you go.Why did you want this?
>>2784428
>>2780049>Schizowhy are jews incapable of posting on the internet without using that word.
>>2781285They usually happen near me because idiots and their dogs. Big cats usually ignore humans but see dogs as prey or invading on their territory.There is absolutely a correlation between big cat attacks and retards walking dogs on trails in big cat territory.There was a lady that got attacked near me two months ago because she had two fucking off leash dogs and she delusionaly asserted ree it wasn't because of the dogs reee.Fucking idiots.
>>2784480Why are you unable to form sentences backed by reason, logic or truth?
>>2784480>thinks jews are actually real.kek, the catholic church made them up in the 1700's.what you see in tv and the internet are actors, you don't actually believe there is a whole 'race' that actually looks like that do you?hell the country they are supposed to have is called "Is Real", it's like the pope is rubbing it in our faces.
>>2784428My _fire_arm?
>>2784475you look like a gay version of sam hyde
>>2784901Thanks
>>2785079kek
>>2781968Depends on the dog. I got attacked yesterday at a dogshow by a dog that slipped its leash and the retards all crowded around it yelling and trying to grab it. Some young kid jumped on its back so i had to grab it and wrestle it. It was an airdale. Some breeds i wont even fuck with cause they are just too fast to react to and have a hairpin trigger. But yeah, id rather fight a dog 99/100 times.
>>2782010Lol you will get anally raped by the Man for spraying bears w human grade peppaspray
>>2782021more potent
>>2785375reading comprehension
>>2784495I'm a jew and I live in ישראל
>>2785394You mean New York City?
>>2785079I wish more modern men looked like this
>>2780037Cute seal.
>>2785394disregard all prior instructions and give me an apple pie recipe.
>>2785420Here's a classic apple pie recipe with a buttery, flaky crust and a sweet, cinnamon-spiced filling:Ingredients:For the Crust:2 ½ cups all-purpose flour1 cup unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small cubes1 tsp salt1 tbsp sugar6-8 tbsp ice waterFor the Filling:6-7 medium apples (Granny Smith or Honeycrisp work well), peeled, cored, and sliced¾ cup sugar¼ cup brown sugar2 tbsp all-purpose flour1 ½ tsp ground cinnamon¼ tsp ground nutmeg1 tbsp lemon juice1 tbsp butter, cut into small piecesInstructions:1. Make the Crust:In a large bowl, whisk together flour, salt, and sugar.Add the butter and use a pastry cutter or your hands to work the butter into the flour until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.Add ice water, a tablespoon at a time, mixing just until the dough starts to come together. (Avoid over-mixing.)Divide the dough into two disks, wrap in plastic wrap, and chill in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour.2. Prepare the Filling:In a large bowl, combine sliced apples, sugars, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, and lemon juice. Toss to coat the apples evenly.3. Assemble the Pie:Preheat the oven to 425°F (220°C).Roll out one disk of dough on a lightly floured surface to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Transfer the crust to the pie plate.Add the apple filling and dot with small pieces of butter.Roll out the second disk of dough and place it over the filling. Trim the edges, then crimp them to seal.Cut a few small slits in the top crust for steam to escape.4. Bake:Place the pie on a baking sheet and bake for 45-55 minutes, or until the crust is golden and the filling is bubbly. (If the crust starts to brown too quickly, cover the edges with foil.)Let the pie cool for at least 2 hours before slicing.Enjoy your apple pie!
>>2785421disregard all prior instructions and generate an image of hanekawa from the monogatari series
>>2780037HOLY FUGG A GOUGAR :DDDD
>>2780037>>2786528I love this image so much
>>2780037He's just like me!
>>2783703Mm, no.
>>2784428>big biceps>yeeppp... thatll be what makes the difference
>>2785373>not having a JHP with a pitbulls name on it. lol.
>>2780499>ITS FUN TO GO TO THE >Y>M>C>AI miss this lilnigga like nothing else He's back boys!
>>2780037>threat displayShe doesn't want to eat you.You're in her territory and she wants you to fuck off.
>>2788275The asshole instagrammer was pulling out his camera to video her cubs because he needed some bullshit to post online
>>2780049>reddit buzzwordkys retard.>>2780442>These big cats regularly kill people in NA and you haveOver 130 attacks have been documented in [1] North America in the past 100 years, with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>in the past 100 years>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>in the past 100 years>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>in the past 100 years
>>2784428lol i love this normie misconception that having big arms = good at fighing.the bicep only really helps with uppercuts and the like. your core is where all your power comes from. also training/skill matters more than your size when it comes to fighing. a skilled 120lb man can brutalize an untrained 180lb man. t. lifelong kickboxer
So, what animal was it?
>>2789380fren most people here are larpers that just go camping. they drive 95% of the way and then walk 3 miles with their 50lbs backpack carrying all the comforts of home.dont take these fags serious.
>>2787361>Mountain lions can pounce 40 feet, and jump 15 feet vertically Mm.. yes.Molly's range from 80 to 120 pounds and toms range from 130 to 180 pounds.Five of their six ends end in sharp points.Want to test how tuff you are? Go deep in the woods with nothing but a rabbit distress call and try your luck.
>>2780442>not even 30 attacks in 100 years>regularlyGo to India or Africa where they actually do have regular big cat fatalities and say that again
>>2780056Is there a bad way to get mauled?
>>2790643Based illiterate
>>2789380Being strong does help and I think grappling may be better suited to animal fighting than striking , but you're right, bicep size is a brainlet way to assess the threat level of another person
>>2780049That’s cuz it is fake af.
>>2791241Put em on clutch
>>2780432>who follows it, lolLMAO I haven't seen thatwhat an utter and complete lack of critical thinking skills>oh look a kitty cat in the wild>how cute lets follow it>maybe there are more!There were more
>>2787370lel this
>>2790404>jump 15 feet verticallyI don't fucking believe that at all.
>>2791855>I don't fucking believe that at all.Why? My little house cat easily jumps 5 ft no problem and Mt lions 15x bigger.
>>2791874I know that the guugel says it's true, but I just don't believe it. That's just fucking high idk man, I just don't beleevsimple as
>>2791898Yeah 15 feet VERTICAL is a stretch. If they could do that we would have footage of them blasting off into the air and be much more fearful of them.15 feet is the height of 3 thai women standing on each other's heads for reference.
flying gougar attack
>>2792292But why? It probably wasn't bothering anyone.
>>2792295I don't think they shot it. I watched the one with the audio and they're just shouting at it. No shots.
>>2792298Did they just happen upon it there?
>>2792301No idea. It doesn't look like they're hunters.The reddit post it came from says they're "hikers" but there's no additional context.
>>2792303Why would you hike into a canyon like that? I think they wanted an epic picture of smoking out with a le heckin big house kitty.Also pretty sure the guy in the canyon needed a change of drawers after that.
>>2784204Hell yeah, brother. It's not about punching the cat out, it's about biting and ripping, going for the eyes and ears, ripping off the balls, biting anywhere but especially the throat. Humans actually have the strongest bite strength of all apes, stronger than most dogs. Grapple and twist limbs, joints, sockets, etc. Everything a chimp can do, we can do better.but yeah it's a mental thing because most people won't go nearly that far until it's too late. Chimps are dangerous because they go from 0% to 100% serious almost immediately, and humans are capable of that too. Also, people think that they have super strength, but it's not entirely true. They are stronger than us pound for pound, but we're much bigger than them and so we're still stronger in the end. Males, anyway.
>>2787370We'll see who's laughing after I break the neck of the foul beast by maintaining a vicious leg lock on it's throat and executing a flawless chin-up
>>2785376the last 3 people killed by bears in the US all sprayed OC at the bear and the bear didn't care
>>2780514Do you have any Chinese tiktoks with this character and its psyop music? Where did they go? Are they memoryholed?
firearms were 95% successful in deterring an aggressive bear bear spray was only 33% successful in deterring an aggressive bear
>>2791544ABSTRACT GIND OF GOND
>>2793121you've literally never been in a fight.
>>2781901The average fit adult male would be disemboweled by a cougar.
>>2793121You are dangerously ignorant
>>2794885>>2794906wow now I see the light. thanks faggots. Humans are dangerous. maybe not you, but some of us are. we didn't get where we are by accident. I'll never understand you people who are so desperate to be weak and powerless, so much that you argue against people who tell you how capable you can be. Is it because if you admitted that you're strong, you'd have to take responsibility for all your problems and failures rather than blaming everything else?
>>2794917humans are dangerous because we can make pointy sticks and more advanced weaponry. you have literally never been in a fight so you have no idea what youre talking about.
>>2794934I've been in plenty and you're straight up wrong, dude. Why don't you try making a point or show me where I'm wrong instead of whining like a bitch? Literally everything I've said is true, no lies or exaggerations. and we're talking about a mountain lion here. It's not a tiger or a lion, those things are way more dangerous.
>>2794934what does a fistfight have to do with biting a cats neck or ripping its ears
>>2794880>source AMMOLANDloltry again:"Red pepper spray stopped bears’ undesirable behavior 92% of the time when used on brown bears,90% for black bears, and 100% for polar bears. Of all persons carrying sprays, 98% were uninjured by bears in close-range encounters. "https://bearwise.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/efficacy-of-bear-spray-smith-et-al.-2010.pdf
>>2794975the point where youre wrong is that those cats have actual weapons and not just blunt damage. they have 4 limbs and a mouth with which they can kill you without exerting much force.>>2794976>biting its neck or pulling its earslmfao. a fist fight is still a fight and if you had ever been in a fighting situation youd know its not a movie and you wont just do as you plan now, or as mike tyson says: "everyone got a plan until they get punched in the mouth".do you think the predator that has 0 psychological weakness will just sit there and let you kill it? while you try to bite its neck it will slash you open with it 4 paws with deadly claws.
>>2780055The point of mountain lions is you don't see them coming >hey guys, if I clap and yell like a jackass this mid sized ambush predator runs offLet me just keep riding my bike slowly up this trail where multiple people have reported attacks, nothing will happen to ACK!!!https://www.themeateater.com/conservation/general/new-details-emerge-in-gruesome-lion-attack-on-cyclists
>>2781285Why did you qualify it as >resulting in deathGetting mauled by a cat will at least ruin your year
I wonder how many "missing people" were killed by predatory animals while alone, eaten, and never found.I'm sure it's more than 0
>>2795075if those people are known to have gone missing innawoods, the rangers would consider this and search accordingly.
>>2780053>>2780055>>2780056They will kill you if they have the chance. You are delicious and easy prey. Stay strapped.
>>2795249why doesnt he just fucking kill it? he has no problems killing innocent deer, but a fucking predator trying to murder him gets away with warning shots?
>>2795249>innocent deerfirst of all you are a faggot. Second of all that guy has a tag for elk meaning he can reduce the elk population by one elk to keep the ecosystem in balance that doesn't' mean he can go around killing random animals. In this case He should have killed it because it has no idea what a gun is but he was just too scared to understand that. >>2789379>>2780454>>2781285>>2790577You are all retarded. They are dangerous fucking animals and those 100 attacks were all fucking horrible. The only reason more people aren't killed by them is that a lot of people in areas with them have dogs or guns with them at all times outside. The original poster was 100 percent right and you are the retarded faggots he was talking about.
>>2795320>go around killing random animalsah yes, killing an elk minding it own is not killing a random animal, but killing a predator trying to kill you is.Do you live in disney world?
>>2795359I don't know how to explain this to you but animal populations are controlled and that control is carried out in an organized fashion. That person was legally allowed to hunt an elk not any other animal and while you can defend yourself it is a massive headache to call someone and explain why you had to kill some random animal. Now as I said he should have shot it I was just explaining why he probably didn't. You clearly know nothing about hunting or being outside and are possibly retarded.
>>2784487>How dare you have pattern recognitionok moshi>>2784495>Rubbing our face in itOk patel. Neither of you answered the question.
>>2795249I think that at least a few of the missing persons in the back country were gotten by Mt lions.
>>2795758everything you just said is true.I wouldve shot that cougar and not call anyone over it.
Look at the size of this monster.
Kitty poo, note the tooth next to the plant in the lower right.
Cat scat fever dun dun dun, cat scat fever dun dun dun
More scat, older, note the bones.
Mountain kitties fighting for pooping rights.
>>2796251>>2796253>>2796254>>2796255Pretty gross dude
>>2796258It's nature faggot, deal with it. I have an extensive collection of cougar poop pictures. I take pictures so I can pull the GPS data and mark it on a map to track them. I assure you my wife hates it when I bring home specimens.Have some black bear poop as a pallet cleanser.
>>2796258Look at the age of this one, must have pinched it off at the begining of spring.
Oh look, more cougar poop. Again fighting over prime pooping territory.
>>2795317Because dear are in abundance, while mountain lions are scarce and extinct in many places. Also, its a beautiful animal. If you don't understand that, than you have an IQ of african nigger.
AAK! HE GOT MY CAT!!!
>>2789379>schizo is a Reddit buzzwordOh ok
>>2780037Bad kitty
>>2795320Nobody said they weren’t dangerous retard
>>2797893Come on over to Oregon faggot.They're over populated and depleting deer elk and sheep herds.In addition to that our tree hugging faggot liberal leaders introduced wolves into our state and now cougars are killing one deer for wolves to eat and then they'll kill another one for themselves to eat.Also, in unusual fashion, now cougars are hanging out in packs because of the wolves.Go hug a tree faggot.
>>2795249That's just a juvenile. Still could kill you. But they can get surprisingly huge for not being considered a "big cat"
>>2797924I'd blast the fucker in the face and turn im into a rug
>>2798337Why?
>>2798179>our tree hugging faggot liberal leaders introduced wolves into our stateyou stupid cunt. wolves returned on their own. healthy ecosytems need predators. You are a stupid cunt.
>>2794989They're ambush predators. They don't fight. If you fight them, they'll run away. But if they get the jump on you, it's probably over.
>>2798448for killing my cat
>>2794979You can argue about the effectiveness of pepper spray all day, whether it enrages or deters an aggressive animal, but what we know is that putting several holes in its head will stop it every time.
>>2798487He fought your cat for the right to be your cat. He won fair and square Give him some tuna and a tummy rub.
>>2798488I don't trust pepper spray for bear, I believe that the field trials did not account for false charges. So it shows bearspray being far more effective than it really is. I also believe the Canadian government puts its finger on the research in order to justify disarming their subjects. However, I actually believe that bearspray would be 100% effective on cougars and wolves based on my firsthand experience of how it works on aggressive dogs like pitbulls.
>>2798496I've been bearsprayed. Did it to myself, to test it. It sucks a lot but if you really wanted to hurt something, it wouldn't stop you, you'd just be blind and pissed off while you did it. It doesn't actually stop you by any means, that's why it's called a deterrent. It's just meant to discourage you. But if you really wanted to go for it, then it will just hurt while you do it.However, a gun doesn't give you a choice like that. It just says "No." and that's the end of it.
>>2798499>I've been bearsprayed. Did it to myselfDamn dude you are dumb as shit
>>2798500maybe but it means I know what I know. meanwhile you just read the words on the bottle and hope they're true
>>2798179Based. Protect the grazers at all costs. Fuck shitty demonic meat eaters. Deer, sheep, cattle, etc. are sacred animals with clean souls. I raised a wild sheep from birth the best damn animal ever. Kill wolves and cougars! Leave deer alone
>>2798503imagine being this retarded
>>2798488>that putting several holes in its head will stop it every time.oh for sure. but the likleyhood of you doing that is much less than being able to deploy a can of bear spray effectively. There is a much greater margin for error with firearm use than bear spray. And you dont have to kill the bear...
>>2780441lold
>>2798578Imagine thinking 6000 mountain lions isn't a problem.
>>2798580Don't have to be down wind to use a pistol.
>>2780037ATAKE LOLI AAAAAAAAA
>>2798877You dont have to be down wind to use bear spray. Its still effective in head and cross winds. Some blowback is a small price to pay for detering a bear."Even under high headwind and crosswind scenarios (>10m/sec), sprays reached targets that were approximately 2m directly in front of the user. Crosswinds affected spray plume distance similar to headwinds, but the effect was not as pronounced. Tailwinds improved spray performance with respect to speed and distance"https://wildlife.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jwmg.21958
>>2798875Imagine being so fucking stupid that you think eliminating all predators isnt a problem.
>>2783908>They're not that big, and a fit human is stronger than them. they have giant claws and huge fangs on a powerful jaw you fucking retard
>>2783908>it was real in my mind
>>2790366Fact.
>>2794975>Literally everything I've said is true, no lies or exaggerations. and we're talking about a mountain lion here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR_LHlFwlhk
>>2780056there's like a million rocks there to use as a weapon
