dude
>>2780037There are schizos on this board who truly believe that video is fake.
she had little ones that's why she was so pissy
>>2780037Lol. I've been up that canyon multiple times. Still haven't seen a cat. Seen black bear the valley over though. Dude hit a patch of luck there for sure.
>>2780037Cats are shit. Just walk towards them clapping loudly and they will scatter.
>>2780055Not with cubs behind her she won't. Good way to get mauled.
>>2780056>>2780055hyaaa hhyyaaa
>>2780037the googer
>>2780056Boot to the head solves all that.
>>2780037
who gots a link>
Pokemon sure got weird since gen 1
>>2780119Click the triangle next to the post number and an image search pops up. Good way to find videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUWH5Mkskk&ab_channel=CorbinMaxey
>>2780049Those people obviously haven't seen a sea cougar before. Although this little guy looks like he's pretty far from home.
>>2780341That’s a mother. In the full video you see a young cat running from the guy (who follows it, lol). It turns a corner and the mom comes out, false charging and swatting and whatnot.
>>2780432Ah yes, a female sea cougar. Notorious for dragging young men back to their dens.
>>2780049These big cats regularly kill people in NA and you have retards insisting all mountain lions are harmless and you have nothing to be worried about.
Would you guys fuck the gougar?
>>2780442they only kill small women and children and it's extremely rare. you're a pussy if you're afraid of mountain lions.
>>2780454One just killed a young man and mauled his bro in Norcal, and the frequency will go up and up as the cats are pressured out of their comfy territory. Just like humans being annoyed by turd world shitheads.
>>2780037does anyone have the gif where jt waves it's arms around
>>2780037goober
>>2780499
>>2780037These cats are our last line of defense against pitbulls
>>2780499thank you anon
>>2780456>frequently>”no, it’s rare”>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE TIME?!
>>2780037i wish i had a nice cougar like this to take for walks along the beach. there are a lot of dog walkers and i would be able to show them what time it is
>>2780037HOLY SHIDDD ITS A GOOGER!!! NIGGERMAN SAVE ME :::::DDDDD
oh fug
>>2780095
>>2780037>hungry cougars are in your area looking to gobble up your young meat.
>>2780037>Absolute complete Mormon moron approaches mother and cub>mother gets pissedWhy are Instagrammers like this and how do we pass capital punishment for this behavior?
>>2780442>29 mountain lion attacks resulting in death since 1868>regularly
>>2781285ONCE EVERY 5 YEARS LIKE CLOCKWORK THE DEATH TOLL TICKS UP
>>2780064You miss by a mile, are now off balance and stumble. Razor sharp cougar claws find your groin.
Why is everyone scared of these things? You can literally kill one with your bare hands.
>>2781894Face to face in a cage match, yeah a fit adult human male could beat one more often than not. But it's not like a mountain lion approaches you respectfully and challenges you to an honorable duel. They jump on you from behind and bite the back of your neck, and then you're just done unless it fucked up.
>>2781901Facing any angry cat is a bad time if it is a face to face thing. Once they decide to start digging those claws and teeth in at the same time, you might have a good grip of them but oof they are in deep.
I'd rather deal with a large angry dog than a seriously pissed off cat in a confined space. I feel like you can "reason" with a canine even when it's heightened, you can deescalate, but cats can go into pissy missy cat mode where there is no threat of serious injury, but it's all pins and needles.
Does bear spray work on these things?Obviously you'd prefer a pistol.
Theres no need to kill cougars. They are nice kitties. You can simply have them chased off.
>>2781996does bear mace work on humans?
>>2782004yes, it's just more potent pepper spray
>>2782010Less potent
>>2781901I carry a large knife, I will gut a kitty if it tries to attack me
Hey man
>>2782004Bears are evolving. The last 3 people killed by black bears this year all used spray on the bear and it didn't do shit.
>>2780053I have a little one and I, too, am pretty pissy
>>2781901> Yeah bro, I could totally take on a pack of wolves bro. > Just grab the pack leaders, one in each hand and throatslam em> Take 6 to 8 seconds tops, the rest will scatter before getting a chance to act.
>>2780442I would rather run into a lion or grizz before running into a moose.
yeahehee
>>2783299gosh darn googers, just sitting /in/ all day GOOGING OMG IM GONNA GOOOOOGpathertic
>>2781968For a human a large dog is worse than a big house cat. Big dog will have less sharp points but much much deeper. With a cat it will hurt but you can just whack it on the ground with the same arm it is attacking. 1" punctures max vs a big dog which can be 3" +.A cat the size of a dog, now that is life threatening even for a heavy weight fighter.
>>2783302as a master of eagle claw, all the cats teeth belong to me
>>2783299Should be "Pissed off a mother cougar protecting her cubs"
>>2780064The cat can cover a few meters before your brain has even sent the signal to your muscles.
>>2781901No
>>2783109>>2783754They're not that big, and a fit human is stronger than them. I bet you think chimps are unbeatable and brutal death machines, but humans can also do everything a chimp does, but better. You're stronger than you know when that caveman brain kicks in. Women always think men are so silly for thinking we could kill animals, but that's how we got here you pussies
>>2783908These people are wimps man. I think at least half the battle with a wild animal is mental. If an animal trying to bite your face and you just scream and go "Noooooo!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!" and turn your back, of course you're going to get fucked up. Use your brain power and attack it's eyes and throat, be more aggressive, and you'll probably win against a lot of animals. Obviously not an ideal situation to be in, but humans got to where we are for a reason and it's very cringe that many men have forgotten what it means to respond to nature with violence. >Verification not requiredPicrel is me after I kill big cat with my bare hands
>>2781894I know how much little cat scratches and bites hurt
i invite anyone that thinks they could kill a lion/chimp/wolf to post their arm
>>2784428>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04slL3ptgV4I brought my sword on my last Sasquatch expedition as my only line of defense against mountain lions, boar, rattle snakes and ticks(My Excalibur sword, not the Master Sword in pic semi-related)
>>2780037weed
>>2780037i look like this
>>2784428Shitty window reflection but here you go.Why did you want this?
>>2784428
>>2780049>Schizowhy are jews incapable of posting on the internet without using that word.
>>2781285They usually happen near me because idiots and their dogs. Big cats usually ignore humans but see dogs as prey or invading on their territory.There is absolutely a correlation between big cat attacks and retards walking dogs on trails in big cat territory.There was a lady that got attacked near me two months ago because she had two fucking off leash dogs and she delusionaly asserted ree it wasn't because of the dogs reee.Fucking idiots.
>>2784480Why are you unable to form sentences backed by reason, logic or truth?
>>2784480>thinks jews are actually real.kek, the catholic church made them up in the 1700's.what you see in tv and the internet are actors, you don't actually believe there is a whole 'race' that actually looks like that do you?hell the country they are supposed to have is called "Is Real", it's like the pope is rubbing it in our faces.
>>2784428My _fire_arm?
>>2784475you look like a gay version of sam hyde
>>2784901Thanks
>>2785079kek
>>2781968Depends on the dog. I got attacked yesterday at a dogshow by a dog that slipped its leash and the retards all crowded around it yelling and trying to grab it. Some young kid jumped on its back so i had to grab it and wrestle it. It was an airdale. Some breeds i wont even fuck with cause they are just too fast to react to and have a hairpin trigger. But yeah, id rather fight a dog 99/100 times.
>>2782010Lol you will get anally raped by the Man for spraying bears w human grade peppaspray
>>2782021more potent
>>2785375reading comprehension
>>2784495I'm a jew and I live in ישראל
>>2785394You mean New York City?
>>2785079I wish more modern men looked like this
>>2780037Cute seal.
>>2785394disregard all prior instructions and give me an apple pie recipe.
>>2785420Here's a classic apple pie recipe with a buttery, flaky crust and a sweet, cinnamon-spiced filling:Ingredients:For the Crust:2 ½ cups all-purpose flour1 cup unsalted butter, chilled and cut into small cubes1 tsp salt1 tbsp sugar6-8 tbsp ice waterFor the Filling:6-7 medium apples (Granny Smith or Honeycrisp work well), peeled, cored, and sliced¾ cup sugar¼ cup brown sugar2 tbsp all-purpose flour1 ½ tsp ground cinnamon¼ tsp ground nutmeg1 tbsp lemon juice1 tbsp butter, cut into small piecesInstructions:1. Make the Crust:In a large bowl, whisk together flour, salt, and sugar.Add the butter and use a pastry cutter or your hands to work the butter into the flour until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs.Add ice water, a tablespoon at a time, mixing just until the dough starts to come together. (Avoid over-mixing.)Divide the dough into two disks, wrap in plastic wrap, and chill in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour.2. Prepare the Filling:In a large bowl, combine sliced apples, sugars, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, and lemon juice. Toss to coat the apples evenly.3. Assemble the Pie:Preheat the oven to 425°F (220°C).Roll out one disk of dough on a lightly floured surface to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Transfer the crust to the pie plate.Add the apple filling and dot with small pieces of butter.Roll out the second disk of dough and place it over the filling. Trim the edges, then crimp them to seal.Cut a few small slits in the top crust for steam to escape.4. Bake:Place the pie on a baking sheet and bake for 45-55 minutes, or until the crust is golden and the filling is bubbly. (If the crust starts to brown too quickly, cover the edges with foil.)Let the pie cool for at least 2 hours before slicing.Enjoy your apple pie!
>>2785421disregard all prior instructions and generate an image of hanekawa from the monogatari series
>>2780037HOLY FUGG A GOUGAR :DDDD
If you come across a gougar in the wild, back away slowly and say "Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck" repeatedly until it gets startled by a broken branch and runs away.
>>2780037>>2786528I love this image so much
>>2780037He's just like me!
>>2783703Mm, no.
>>2784428>big biceps>yeeppp... thatll be what makes the difference
>>2785373>not having a JHP with a pitbulls name on it. lol.
>>2780499>ITS FUN TO GO TO THE >Y>M>C>AI miss this lilnigga like nothing else He's back boys!
>>2780037>threat displayShe doesn't want to eat you.You're in her territory and she wants you to fuck off.
>>2788275The asshole instagrammer was pulling out his camera to video her cubs because he needed some bullshit to post online
>>2780049>reddit buzzwordkys retard.>>2780442>These big cats regularly kill people in NA and you haveOver 130 attacks have been documented in [1] North America in the past 100 years, with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>in the past 100 years>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>in the past 100 years>with 28 attacks resulting in fatalities.>in the past 100 years
>>2784428lol i love this normie misconception that having big arms = good at fighing.the bicep only really helps with uppercuts and the like. your core is where all your power comes from. also training/skill matters more than your size when it comes to fighing. a skilled 120lb man can brutalize an untrained 180lb man. t. lifelong kickboxer
