dude
>>2780037There are schizos on this board who truly believe that video is fake.
she had little ones that's why she was so pissy
>>2780037Lol. I've been up that canyon multiple times. Still haven't seen a cat. Seen black bear the valley over though. Dude hit a patch of luck there for sure.
>>2780037Cats are shit. Just walk towards them clapping loudly and they will scatter.
>>2780055Not with cubs behind her she won't. Good way to get mauled.
>>2780056>>2780055hyaaa hhyyaaa
>>2780037the googer
>>2780056Boot to the head solves all that.
>>2780037
who gots a link>
Pokemon sure got weird since gen 1
>>2780119Click the triangle next to the post number and an image search pops up. Good way to find videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUWH5Mkskk&ab_channel=CorbinMaxey
>>2780049Those people obviously haven't seen a sea cougar before. Although this little guy looks like he's pretty far from home.
>>2780341That’s a mother. In the full video you see a young cat running from the guy (who follows it, lol). It turns a corner and the mom comes out, false charging and swatting and whatnot.
>>2780432Ah yes, a female sea cougar. Notorious for dragging young men back to their dens.
>>2780049These big cats regularly kill people in NA and you have retards insisting all mountain lions are harmless and you have nothing to be worried about.
Would you guys fuck the gougar?
>>2780442they only kill small women and children and it's extremely rare. you're a pussy if you're afraid of mountain lions.
>>2780454One just killed a young man and mauled his bro in Norcal, and the frequency will go up and up as the cats are pressured out of their comfy territory. Just like humans being annoyed by turd world shitheads.
>>2780037does anyone have the gif where jt waves it's arms around
>>2780037goober
>>2780499
>>2780037These cats are our last line of defense against pitbulls
>>2780499thank you anon
>>2780456>frequently>”no, it’s rare”>BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE TIME?!
>>2780037i wish i had a nice cougar like this to take for walks along the beach. there are a lot of dog walkers and i would be able to show them what time it is
>>2780037HOLY SHIDDD ITS A GOOGER!!! NIGGERMAN SAVE ME :::::DDDDD
oh fug
>>2780095
>>2780037>hungry cougars are in your area looking to gobble up your young meat.
>>2780037>Absolute complete Mormon moron approaches mother and cub>mother gets pissedWhy are Instagrammers like this and how do we pass capital punishment for this behavior?
>>2780442>29 mountain lion attacks resulting in death since 1868>regularly
>>2781285ONCE EVERY 5 YEARS LIKE CLOCKWORK THE DEATH TOLL TICKS UP
>>2780064You miss by a mile, are now off balance and stumble. Razor sharp cougar claws find your groin.
Why is everyone scared of these things? You can literally kill one with your bare hands.
>>2781894Face to face in a cage match, yeah a fit adult human male could beat one more often than not. But it's not like a mountain lion approaches you respectfully and challenges you to an honorable duel. They jump on you from behind and bite the back of your neck, and then you're just done unless it fucked up.
>>2781901Facing any angry cat is a bad time if it is a face to face thing. Once they decide to start digging those claws and teeth in at the same time, you might have a good grip of them but oof they are in deep.
I'd rather deal with a large angry dog than a seriously pissed off cat in a confined space. I feel like you can "reason" with a canine even when it's heightened, you can deescalate, but cats can go into pissy missy cat mode where there is no threat of serious injury, but it's all pins and needles.
Does bear spray work on these things?Obviously you'd prefer a pistol.
Theres no need to kill cougars. They are nice kitties. You can simply have them chased off.
>>2781996does bear mace work on humans?
>>2782004yes, it's just more potent pepper spray
>>2782010Less potent
>>2781901I carry a large knife, I will gut a kitty if it tries to attack me
Hey man
>>2782004Bears are evolving. The last 3 people killed by black bears this year all used spray on the bear and it didn't do shit.
>>2780053I have a little one and I, too, am pretty pissy
>>2781901> Yeah bro, I could totally take on a pack of wolves bro. > Just grab the pack leaders, one in each hand and throatslam em> Take 6 to 8 seconds tops, the rest will scatter before getting a chance to act.
>>2780442I would rather run into a lion or grizz before running into a moose.
yeahehee
>>2783299gosh darn googers, just sitting /in/ all day GOOGING OMG IM GONNA GOOOOOGpathertic
>>2781968For a human a large dog is worse than a big house cat. Big dog will have less sharp points but much much deeper. With a cat it will hurt but you can just whack it on the ground with the same arm it is attacking. 1" punctures max vs a big dog which can be 3" +.A cat the size of a dog, now that is life threatening even for a heavy weight fighter.
>>2783302as a master of eagle claw, all the cats teeth belong to me
>>2783299Should be "Pissed off a mother cougar protecting her cubs"
>>2780064The cat can cover a few meters before your brain has even sent the signal to your muscles.
>>2781901No
>>2783109>>2783754They're not that big, and a fit human is stronger than them. I bet you think chimps are unbeatable and brutal death machines, but humans can also do everything a chimp does, but better. You're stronger than you know when that caveman brain kicks in. Women always think men are so silly for thinking we could kill animals, but that's how we got here you pussies
>>2783908These people are wimps man. I think at least half the battle with a wild animal is mental. If an animal trying to bite your face and you just scream and go "Noooooo!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!" and turn your back, of course you're going to get fucked up. Use your brain power and attack it's eyes and throat, be more aggressive, and you'll probably win against a lot of animals. Obviously not an ideal situation to be in, but humans got to where we are for a reason and it's very cringe that many men have forgotten what it means to respond to nature with violence. >Verification not requiredPicrel is me after I kill big cat with my bare hands
>>2781894I know how much little cat scratches and bites hurt
i invite anyone that thinks they could kill a lion/chimp/wolf to post their arm
>>2784428>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04slL3ptgV4I brought my sword on my last Sasquatch expedition as my only line of defense against mountain lions, boar, rattle snakes and ticks(My Excalibur sword, not the Master Sword in pic semi-related)
>>2780037weed
>>2780037i look like this
>>2784428Shitty window reflection but here you go.Why did you want this?
>>2784428
>>2780049>Schizowhy are jews incapable of posting on the internet without using that word.
>>2781285They usually happen near me because idiots and their dogs. Big cats usually ignore humans but see dogs as prey or invading on their territory.There is absolutely a correlation between big cat attacks and retards walking dogs on trails in big cat territory.There was a lady that got attacked near me two months ago because she had two fucking off leash dogs and she delusionaly asserted ree it wasn't because of the dogs reee.Fucking idiots.
>>2784480Why are you unable to form sentences backed by reason, logic or truth?
>>2784480>thinks jews are actually real.kek, the catholic church made them up in the 1700's.what you see in tv and the internet are actors, you don't actually believe there is a whole 'race' that actually looks like that do you?hell the country they are supposed to have is called "Is Real", it's like the pope is rubbing it in our faces.
>>2784428My _fire_arm?
>>2784475you look like a gay version of sam hyde
