Have you ever taken a gril /out/?
No, I'm gay and I only like men.
>>2780264ya i took my ex on hike at a reservoir and fucked her in a small cave that had graffiti all over it, was a pretty good day
Took the ex out kayaking a few times, she complained a lot and was slowWomen don't have wanderlust like men do
>>2780264When I car camp, I do usually bring a grilling platform of some kind, usually propane.
>>2780264I have but she was fairly tomboyish. Girly girls not really, I sometimes fantasize about being a bisexual cowboy like in that movie.
YesShe walks slow and looks at every flower, but I'm a fat fuck so it balances outI'm not fucking her obviously, but I guess it counts as training in case I ever get my shit together and actually approach girls
>>2780291They also don't have muscles
>>2780331Fast until you stop being fat.
>>2780264I did and I regret it to the point where I'd rather not get into details
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>>2780264My wife and I paddled up the lake to a beach that you can't get to by road. Late enough in the season that there only 5 other boats on the lake. Skinny dipping and a blowjob. Nothing greater then watching her boobs float in the water.
Yes because I used to be in a relationship with a zoologistOnce we organized a bird spotting trip across New Zealand that lasted for several weeks, the winner was whoever spotted the most birds but we created a system of points according to rarity of species and a category dedicated to pictures of birds, also with a system of points according to rarity + how good the picture wasGirl I'm dating nowadays had never really been outdoors so it's a whole other story but at least it means I can take her on hikes that are nice but nothing special and it still blows her mind since she has very little experience with stunning landscapes, lush forests and shit
>>2780264bumping le ebin monthly thread
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>>2780475what did you do...
>>2780264biggest mistake of my lifecheating fucking whore
>>2780264Most grils are cowards and unwilling to undergo real /out/ings. The few who are make it worse. I envy the man who can find a real /out/ girl.
>>2780264it's definitely the booze talking but i really like this picture. can i have it?
you guys are fags
>>2780869you sound mean
>>2780918you're gonna die alone
>>2780918>homosexuality, but with massive amounts of autismjust go fuck/get fucked by dudes, you don't need to involve the rest of us in your weird repression and mommy issues.
>>2780264took girl to remote desert area to look a massive fault rupture after large earthquake, shoot guns (she almost shot me by accident), try to teach her to how to drive manual 4x4, and wide open nature sex. Good times, except for almost getting shot.
>>2780264I've been talking to this woman from Ghana about it. Like someone here said, people from less developed nations HUDDLE in the towns/cities even more than us, so I don't know if it's worth taking her if I still know her next spring. But it would be fun for a night, to introduce her to the whitest pastime in the universe. Fucking girls in the trees when they're not used to it is excellent.
Nah, not really
> take GF camping> short canoe trip to an island for an overnighter> fish for supper> deep fry walleye over the fire in lard> bring Buffalohide to lay on by the fire> she never banged outside before > bang by the fire on the Buffalo skin> snuggles post coitus > she ends up hogging the entire Hudson Bay 4 point blank and I nearly freeze to death in the itchy shitty WW2 OD Army wool blanket > currently she is bugging me about another camping trip before the snow comes.
posted this before, a risky move but everything worked out in the endfun fact: same trip an extremely short stocky jewish girl came along as well and she was fine. actually, the worst companion on a journey so far has been a hike-obssessed dude who got a blister early and complained the whole trip
>>2782615in my experience wimmin are probably per capita less obnoxious than men on hiking trips. maybe out of a desire to prove they're not weak/helpless/ineffectual/whatever. all the hiking companions i've had that i'd describe as anything less than pleasant were older men
>>2780373do tell anon
>>2781962One of the hottest girls i worked with was from ghana and had cute curly hair
>>2781962I'm taking my Kenyan gf out and she loves itWe haven't done any overnighters yet but just going for day hikes was already revolutionary for her, so do it
>>2780331For real why are women so slow like bitch I'm trying to hike 40 miles by dark
>>2784059She started going really fast once it got dark though.
>>2780264I did this weekend
>>2784059>hike 40 miles by darktell her to swing her hips!
>>2780331Same boat I've been hiking with some women who I'm not fucking and who constantly stop to look at shit. I don't see them every week so I have time to do my own shit and challenge myself too.
>>2780331>>2784091honestly if you're annoyed that they want to look at every flower or cool thing then they are unironically enjoying nature more than you are
>>2784350This.
>>2784075incredibly based post in a thread full of 3dpd fanfaction
>>2781962>>2784011>>2784022Quit shilling your globalism in here you kikes
>>2784380>GlobalismWhat makes you think I'm not a BANTV king born and bred on the slopes of Kirinyaga though
>>2784381If you are you would not be simping for the great pink rift, you would be sick of their bs.
women dont like being out, they feel powerless without a man, women only thrive in urban areas
>>2784350>>2784355oh i'm not debating that. i'm the one posting about it on a sentinelese spear fishing forum after all. there's nothing wrong with them enjoying themselves and going at their own pace. whenever you're hiking in a group you go at the pace of the slowest person anyway. can't get too mad about that
>>2784350Can't deny that. She notices thing I never did.>Look, someone carved faces in the trees>Look, a deerHas its perks.
>>2780319why would you want to be gay when you literally already got a tomboy??? you probably already are gay honestly>>2780401is this the move, hit on girls in the nature department >>2780867why do they make it worse>>2781908lmao retard female moment. it's kind of endearing though
>>2780264Yup. Nothing like a blow job and a view.
>>2780264Nope, never. The only time I have been with women out was with my mother but she's an entirely different can of worms which I would rather not open. Sufficed to say that my mom doesn't hike since our last time because she is a complete autist who doesn't have a grip on her emotions. I do not know enough women as to be able to comfortably extrapolate this to every one of them, but I suspect that women have a deep sense of existential angst regarding Nature. It is as if they consciously know that they are weak, however because of modern propaganda they can not afford to show said weakness and the further they are from society the more said weakness is apparent.I recently joined a hiker club and I suspect that there are at least a couple of women there. Maybe I will change my mind about them, but the answer to your question is a definite no. I generally try to avoid women at all costs and I can count my romantic interactions on one hand, well maybe two. Regardless I'd never take a woman out hiking because I'd just end up making her feel bad.
>>2783834Don't want to turn this into a blogpost, tl;dr is I fell in love with this girl, told her I was going for a weekend to hike the nearby mountains, she wanted to join, I told her how I felt and she was still on-board even though she "wasn't ready for a relationship", we met up at the train station and I could immediately tell she changed her mind and didn't want to be there, we then spent two nights and every single minute I felt I was dying on the inside more and more. The whole trip was shit, most of things that could go wrong did. We stayed friends afterwards.
>>2780855Time for a story
>>2780477>>2780475after carefully inspecting the 2 pictures I see no hidden merchant or anything, just some slight differences in the compression
It’s alright if you accommodate her. She’s there because of you not because of nature. Just do an easy scenic route and stop to look at flowers and rocks that look like faces or whatever. And handholding and hugs and reassurance and letting her babble and telling her how nice everything is and scaring her about random things and complimenting her pink water bottle and resting your hands on her shoulders from behind. Best woman hike is to a plateau facing the sun with a short but steep ascent. She can take her Instagram pictures and still gets sweaty enough so that her crotch is nice and steamy when you pull down her pants. And if you don’t like the smelly crotch mist experience then leave her the fuck at home and go hiking with the lads instead.
>>2785564she fucked the bear
>>2780919If everything goes according to plan, yes
