Let's talk about /out/ hygiene How do you wash ? How do you wipe your ass ?
>>2782349
>>2782349Decades ago, I rinsed off in a stream and the next day I thought something had swam up my ass and laid eggs in my asshole. Turns out it was just serious chafing. It’s normally something that happens to big fat fucks but I was 6’ 1” and only 145lbs at the time. I’m guessing it was the underwear.
>>2782349tissue paper that i bury under mossi dont frequent trails so its no big deal
>>2782349I bring TP and finish off each shit with a single wet wipe to keep things clean. Other than that, I don't typically bother with any washing. I will use camp soap to wash my hands before eating. Recently, I did a backcountry canoe trip and since we had an abundance of really clean lakes, I actually took a bath with camp soap mid-trip. That was nice and I've never had the luxury of doing it before.
>>2782349IT'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>washwet wipe for face, pits and ballscamp soap for hands>assbidet first, wet wipe to finish
>>2782454You've literally never touched grass
>>2782455how exactly did you deduce that you drooling retard
I just go into the water and scrub/massage everything thoroughly, then lay down in the sun to dry. If there's not any water around then I guess it depends how much water I have with me, if it's worth "wasting" some on hygiene when I might need to drink it instead. For ass wiping, just whatever is nearby. Not sure what you'd do in the desert maybe a cactus haha
>>2782486This guy has actually gone outside, not just dreamed about it. Although I still take a little dedicated shit paper I'm not reaching for leaves right away.
>>2782349Heat up a pot of water on the fire and throw in a squirt of detergent. Use a towel to scrub down my whole body and air dry. Go over any cuts and abrasions with betadine again and sports tape any blisters. Brush hair and teeth, clean old socks and underwear in the bath water and let dry, toss water, sit by the fire and get stinky again. After washing is a good time to put on your thermals and camp clothes and to air out your sweaty trail clothes.
>>2782505>Heat up a pot of water for bathingYet another reason why lightweight hipsters gave up on the opaque nalgene bottle too soon. You can just hang it on the back of your pack and have warm water through the sun.
>>2782349moss works best especiially after a recent rain. the moss has iodine in it so its antimicrobial. leaves work ok but sometimes your finger breaks throughand you get poo on your finger. shells and rocks dont work very well and just scrape the delicate butthole skin. the only thing with moss is to shake it gently to get any bugs out
>>2782349No.
>>2782490I used to, but I don't like packing out my shitty toilet paper so I just stick with large leaves.>inb4 leave no trace I usually don't camp at campgrounds or popular spots where such contamination becomes significant enough to cause problems. I'm lucky enough to live near actual wilderness areas (Western US. Still not true wilderness compared to Alaska or Northern Canada though). If you're in a campground in a popular spot though then yes, please do not leave your shit there. Nothing wrong with those places, they can be beautiful too, but people ruin them. Sick of finding dirty toilet paper in the campground itself because they were too afraid to shit even 20' away, and even that close to camp still couldn't clean up after themselves. Awful behavior.
>>2782454>this fucking retard brings a bidet into the wildernessat my old ranch we used to save the charcoal ash from bbqs and bonfires for the honey bucketif you know what that is you go outside.if you google it you're a transgayfaggotretardchrischan
>>2782519>shells and rocks dont work very well and just scrape the delicate butthole skinif you have free access to water like that why not just take a bath while at it
>>2782515do you know how bacteria works?
>>2782354It was bacteria because you didn't clean your ass well enough and you left it wet.
>>2782932>at my old ranch we used to save the charcoal ash from bbqs and bonfires for the honey bucketBased. I didn't have consistent access to running water for part of the year so I was using a bucket too. Charcoal is the absolute best thing you can put over the top.
>>2782349How about using these?
>>2782932>into the wilderness>at my old ranchkek
>>2783027>this retard thinks what i mean is farm landno retardI mean hunting ranch in the mountains.the only """""""""""""ranch"""""""""" part was the tiny shed we'd all sleep in at night.fucking hogs, wolves, etc would come right up to the cabin when we all slept.there was no power or running water.you want power?run the generator sparingly at night.enjoy your paid for national parks that you can only camp at once a year at certain times of the year poorfag
>>2783070>fucking hogs, wolves, etc would come right up to the cabin when we all sleptmatter of fact we had to put metal window screens on the windows to keep animals from getting in or trying ti get in at night.Same thing with trespassersyou larping hikers think you're outdoorsmanall you do is walk, something everyone doesa fat fuck that understands basic survival shit like how to start a fire has better instincts than you tards
>>2783073>I had my own metal fortified cabin you fucking pussy ass tent fags
>>2783076>n-no u
Wet wipes and no-rinse shampoo. Cleaning all of the grease from your hair is a great morale boost.
I force passing hikers to lick me clean at gunpoint
>>2783070>into the wilderness>the tiny shed we'd all sleep in at nightkek
>>2783130>kekkek
>>2782351
BABY WIPEface, pits, nuts, butt.in that order.
>>2783080I have yet to try no rinse shampoo powder. Does it actually work? Hiking I just don't give a shit. National forest camping it takes just under a full gallon water bottle to do a navy bath. But I use real shampoo. I actually look pretty good for about 2 days. Easy enough for driving into town to do a resupply at Walmart. >>2784009Why bother with the chemical laden made produced "wipes?" You're wearing underwear right? And you plan on changing them every night even if youre re wear your outer clothes?
>>2784027sweat. obviously. water is also a chemical
>>2784056Thank God for your redditor tier science facts. Yeah bro waters a chemical and there are infinity genders. Wipe your balls with your old underwear and be done with it. But you've never actually been outside.
Culo clean bidet (from the front) and nothing else. People who use wet wipes should be culled because you are dumb and litter your bullshit everywhere
>>2782349in open water
>>2782515Yeah but now you have lukewarm bacteria filled water and other dude has a bit of boiling water. Oh and fire.
>>2782349I wipe with toilet paper, that's it really
>>2782948yeah I'm gonna need those so my bf and I can have sex
