Alright which one of you autismos did this? >U.S. Forest Service officials are seeking information about the person or group that has been placing homemade spike strips and other dangerous traps across roads and trails in remote southwest Oregon.>The federal agency said that in addition to spike strips, meant to puncture tires, there have also been wires across roads and trails reported in the Taylor Creek and Shan Creek areas of Rogue River-Siskiyou National Forest.>“Reports have stated that the boards that hold the spikes have been covered with leaves, so it may be difficult to see them,” a Facebook post from the national forest said on Monday.https://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/news/2024/10/22/spike-strips-southern-oregon-forest-service-roads-trails/75796637007/
>>2784547probably a crackhead
>The federal agency said
>>2784550yeah, they're the forest janniesits their job to call out that sort of shitif they don't, they loose money
>>2784551>forest janniesyou have seen nothing until you have met 20 something fresh and eager fishing license inspector who acts like a cop and flashes his pepper spray and handcuffs he bought himself
>>2784551yea, i trust the feds, sure they would never lie
>>2784556you've been putting out nail boards, haven't you?
>>2784557no, those are screws, not nails, and nowhat would the motivation be, fearmongering for you agency so you seem less irrelevant? no that cant be it! must be... idunno immigrants, or something! or druggies!
>>2784558whats more believable>crackheads doing that thing they've done for years, and get caught & arrested for all the timeor>its a secret conspiracy!!!
>>2784559>plot twist: the feds are the crackheads
>>2784550>>2784556>>2784561You a goofy bruh
>>2784559>>2784558You clearly don't live anywhere near mixed use trails. Moto-sport people are insufferable assholes that fuck up trails, leave trash everywhere, and leak fuel and oil regularly... that's on top of the absurd amount of noise they create inna woods.Motor sports enthusiasts absolutely fuck up nature everywhere they go and worse they not only don't give a shit they can't name most of the species they run over.I don't do this anymore but applaud whoever does.
>>2784547>SW OregonThat’s where weed comes from. It could be drug related, though I’m not sure how.
>>2784573>Motor sports enthusiasts absolutely fuck up nature everywhere they goim 90% sure they made it illegal to use regular bikes on trails in my country few years ago when it became fashionable due to that covid thing
>>2784578I have no idea where you live. I know Idaho is full of fuckwits that love fucking up nature and call it a sport or hobby.
>>2784579first time i have heard someone calling american states as countriesbut northern europe here, biking breaks tree roots on trails or something along those lines
>>2784578>>2784579>>2784581i think most sane countries at least separates walking/hiking paths/trails from motortards
>>2784583No. What happens is motortards flock to an area that used to be dominated by hikers and drive them all off then completly fuck up nature wholsale. The gubment and (((corporations))) make way more money off of mototards so they end up just letting them do it while also pretending to care about nature (which they don't and never will).The US has tons of mixed use trails usually in DNR and National forests... they absolutely fuck up the deserts which have the most delicate biomes of all of them.
>>2784581I didn't call a state a country you ESL fuckwit. I used Idaho as an example.>>2784584<--
>>2784583>Most countriesThanks for giving zero examples while not saying where you're from.
>>2784583>i think most sane countries at least separates walking/hiking paths/trails from motortardshere well kept trails are kind of a joke, mostly they are just barely recognizable paths that go all over the countrybig cities have their own local hiking grounds where you actually might see some other person every now and then, also nature parks
>>2784547not entirely related but the other day i stabbed my hand on something pokey embedded in the bus seat and bled all over now ive been sick with this terrible flu for a week hopefully i didnt get aids
>>2784581>calling american states as countriesWe should start doing that to keep the comparative size in perspective.
>>2784613that image really gives some perspective on how much of an armpit of a country scandinavia is compared to greater us as a whole
>>2784553Except they don't do that. The forest service is run by the FDA. They don't give a flying fuck about your fishing license. That would be the people who issue them, your state. Sure, they do have agents that carry guns. But so does the IRS.
>>2784617>compared to greater us as a whole
>>2784619that didnt happen in america mind youi was fishing with my 7 friends when this young dude attacks us from the bushes and starts yelling at us and shoving his credentials in our facei was the only one who didnt own a smartphone so i had my printed fishing license in my car he basically tried to arrest me for violating the law of having my fishing license 50 meters away on the parking lot with tears in his eyes because all my drunk friends were laughing at himi felt sorry for him so we walked to my car and i showed him my permithe let me off with a warning and we have never seen him since then
>>2784623Game and Fish wardens (state level law enforcement) can behave like that in the US. One sperged out on a buddy of mine who wasn't even hunting and ended up getting embarrassed and reprimanded in court over it.
>>2784622get it right you yuropoor
Amerimutts live in a shithole with ugly outdoors and there's nothing they can do about it.
>>2784627Pretty pathetic and retarded coping there, yuropoor.
>>2784624kek and yeah both dudes deserve to be reprimandedsmallest authority goest straight into the head for some people
>>2784550>>2784556>>2784558Ironically, this looks like fed behavior. They do it all the time.>heh, of course we know what's going on, we're so competent o-of course this was all in our plansThey did it with the JFK assassination too. Pumped up this big conspiracy because to cover for the embarrassment of letting it happen.
>>2784617>country>Scandinavia
>>2784619FS is run by department of agriculture
>>2784648well if you wanted it done right you'd use aluminum nails and you wouldnt use fucking wood. whoever did it is either a moron or a kike
>>2784655>well if you wanted it done right you'd use aluminum nails and you wouldnt use fucking wood.Why not?
>>2784655So a crackhead?
>>2784581American states were supposed to be allied but mostly independent countries. The word "state" means country.
>>2784659in the woods? the woods?? a 2X4 in the woods and you think to step on it. unless its a trail it stands out
>>2784677>American states were supposed to be allied but mostly independent countries.Not really, no.
>>2784682If you commit a crime in Oregon, and travel to California you literally can't be extradited.It doesn't get any more country than that.
>>2784659>It's more effective because it's harder to make and more expensive !111Magical thinking.
>>2784685High school was hard for you, wasn't it.
>>2784547>wires across roads and trailsFive or six years ago, I was on mountain bike and hit a wire someone strung across the trail. I was moving pretty good and caught it under my Adam's apple and it scraped the skin off up to my chin. Pulled me right off the bike. I didn't see it coming at all. It was incredibly painful and I had no idea what the fuck happened to me. Did I get shot? Was it an arrow? I seriously thought I was going to die. I was fine other than raw skin, scabbing, and a bruise. It was in northern Minnesota in a national forest, but near a rez.
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>>2784699So you learned to not ride your bike on hiking trails, right anon?
>>2784628>Mutt immediately posts coping and projectionPottery.
>>2784547Sounds like someone's running a drug operation nearby and is trying to keep people away. Don't want people to discover their weed fields or some shit.
>>2784547I hope they get not only the motortards, but also the horse people.Now all that's left is a way to disable the bluetooth speaker asshats.
>>2784743>the horse peopleI think the horse people are charming, but maybe that's only because I very rarely encounter them and it's still a novelty.
>>2784743what do you have against the heckin horserinos?
>>2784550Libertarians are the dumbest ideology
>>2784787explain
>>2784818Libertarians are the only group with any level of distrust towards the infallibility of federal agencies and not trusting the government experts is the dumbest thing to do because they're the smartest.
>>2784818Literally the only argument is that people will gang up against you anyways so you might as well choose a side.I just don't want to choose mouth breathing idiots imitating Hitler with their anti science rhetoric. And that is literally both sides right now.
>>2784819Infallibility? The people crying "it's the feds" at every damned thing have propped them up to be the most successful institutions ever run. Everything bad that happens is the feds and they've perfectly covered it up.I'm not saying they don't do heinous shit, but you lot have propped them up too far.
>>2784818People are actually too stupid for freedom, thats the real problem with libertarianism
>>2784551>forest janniesTop kek
>>2784818>>2784820tragedy of the commons, people are to stupid to self-regulate resource management because there's always one nigger that will take as much as he can because of greed
>>2784818“House cats,” he replied. “They are convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”
>>2784891>Utterly dependent You say this as if the last 50 years of western human living patterns are the only ones in the entirety of human history, and you even say it authoritatively. Childlike
>>2784547This does not work, I have been putting them in OPs moms driveway for years and it has not even slowed the traffic one bit
>>2784900What the fuuuck
>>2784902Its OPs mom, did you read my post?
>>2784547These things bring back memories of my childhood karate dojo where the sensei would tell us to do planks and whoever had the worst form would get the board of nails placed under their stomach then stomped on. No matter how tired you were your body would instantly find energy to keep yourself up to avoid getting impaled. Sensei said this is how Japanese students in the old days were taught to understand their inner strength. Actually I feel somewhat uncomfortable looking at them
>>2784921>LMAO he took karateDescribe your bully to me. I bet he's exactly like me. You know back when I was 8.
>>2784718If you don't want cyclists on hiking trails then take that up with your local government
>>2784992Yes your city council controls the NATIONAL forest service
>>2784595Brah you got tit-anus(tetanus)
>>2784998Last checkup the nurse told me I'm due for my tetanus shot and I said nah, I don't really play in the dirt or mess with rusty stuff anymore. Not more than 2 weeks later I found an old tackle box and got stuck by 4 rusty hooks cleaning it out.But nah tetanus gives you lockjaw, not the flu.
>>2784994Then take it up with the federal government
>>2784992>implying cyclists follow the law
>>2784547these are just coincidentally showing up to keep attention away from areas Oregon is moving its massive migrant camps to which had about 7000 tents and campers in "fire camps" near roseburg they couldn't maintain the fake wildfire story when it rained for 3 weeks straight
>>2785067Yeah this didn't happen Oh wait, it did. Idiot.
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>>2784718It wasn't a hiking trail.
It's carteles protecting their illegal grow ops or drug processing labs
It’s deer season and retard entitled boomers don’t want people hunting THEIR deer on THEIR public land. Simple as.
>>2785191This is what it probably is. I've seen this kind of fuckery before in national forests all over the country. My favorite is some dumb yokels living in the middle of a long national forest road that want to prevent city slickers so they intentionally flood a low spot turning an otherwise maintained fs road into a 4wd only trail.
Paul Harrell's body is barely cold and the crack heads are moving in already. Time for a new hero to clean up the trailheads.
>>2785187>protectingCartels tend to be competent. This stunt just drew attention to the area.
>>2784553The guys who check my shellfish license when I'm crabbing from a pier here in Oregon are super chill. They don't even care if you're drinking beer. Shit, my friend was trying to get a crab to smoke a cigarette, even.
>>2784718No i gave blankets to the res
>>2784743Horse people are fine with me. I met a qt redhead one trip and went on a few dates. Its the centaurs i dont like.
>>2785304You need a license for shellfish in the USA? Kek.
>>2784699I might have to fit one of these to my bike.I don't know how me using my motorcycle or pedalcycle hurts anyone.
>>2784547pretty based
>>2785697It puts ruts in the trail. If it's a hiking trail people have to worry about fast-moving hazards crowding them off of the path. If you're on a motorbike it's loud and annoying.
>>2785723So do horses but this thread is defending them so nah.
>>2785724>whataboutismI'm sorry you don't like the answer. Additionally, despite trail damage, a cute horse girl with a charming animal is a lot more likeable and more aesthetically /out/ than some obnoxious shithead on a machine who can't comprehend mixed use trail etiquette.
>>2784787No, the tard is right. Feds are constantly full of shit.
