/out/, wtf did I just read? Any of you hear or see this shit before? I was planning on spending a lot of time in national parks both backpacking and RVing. How do I defend against these park rangers? A gun, a cross, my GF that's slower than me? I can't sleep!
>>2788030I want to denegrate this frogposting redditor. But he's also making fun of feds. Just shit all over anyone trying to claim your obedience and see what happens.
>>2788030>>>/x/
>>2788030he he this is fun :]
>>2788030Fleshgaits, not to be confused with the rarer and much more dangerous navajo witches (aka skinwalkers) who can easily mimic human traits.
Personally, the only interesting thing to happen with me, so far, are always the coyotes.
>>2788030I am a ranger and when I come to someone's backcountry camp when they are not there, I move some items they left around, like a stove a few feet over, or a chair to the other side of the tent. I hope someone gets spooked sometime
>>2788174Thanks for the bump!
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>>2788030They are secretly succubi and/or incubi (doesn't matter, they can change appearance to fit the one most likely to be enjoyed by their prey). If you camp in national parks and don't have incense burning in your tent or hammock they will suck your dick, maybe do more.So stop fantasizing about dumb shit and get out there champ!
>>2788071>whistlingI remember going to Mount Airy (Chattahoochee-Oconee national forest), and I heard that shit at night- I'm pretty sure it wasn't supernatural, but damn... it was spooky. It echoed throughout the site and I could only lay there in my tent and wonder.
>>2788030When I was a 11 year old there was like a campout at a big mountain park. My mom took me and we hiked some amazing trails and canyons. Streams, pretty trees.The entire group cooked out together nice. Singing, dancing, fun. Some brought tents. The rest of us bunked in a old ranger cabin. It was cleaned out but still had some windows and one door out of 3.At night we slept. And there was a girl laying not far from me. The entire floor was filled with maybe 40 people sacked out, snores etc. The girl musta been like 14 bc she squirmed right next to me and grabbed hand and made me feel her tits. Then moved my hand to squishy her vag with was wet.It was amazing. Her cat smelled like roses all over my hand. She grabbed my little donk. But just kissed me.She git tired and moved away maybe to her family.I didn't tell my mom, but I had a smile in the morning. We hiked that day too and a couple school busses picked us all up who didn't have vehicles back to our villages.Good times.
>>2788030And watch out for your basket.
