This thread is for hobos the world over, any style, any type. Simple as. I will begin by bringing fourth the idea of the California hunter gatherer, not only do a very wide range of crops grow wildly in California but also there is NO LICENSE OR PERMIT NEEDED TO HUNT NUTRIA. This means that hobos can eat all the fruits and veggies and nutria in California that they could ever want. California also lets you kill european starlings and house sparrows, but there is less meat to be had there. The main premise is that hobos can take full advantage of invasive species when they don't have a hunting license, for example in Florida they could hunt many types of reptiles freely.
*slaps Nutria*This mini pig can feed so many hobos
>>2792386Why is nutria unregulated but boars require tags?
>>2792388>mini pigLol ok if telling yourself really works. But in reality they are giant swamp rats.
>>2792398Tasty
>>2792386See, this is the problem with hobos today. They don't make any fucking sense.
Kill yourselvesYou are worthless pieces of SHITYou are nothingYou are trashYou are parasitesKill yourselves Fucking dirty scummy pieces of shitKill yourselvesEveryone hates youYou're disgusting and revoltingKill yourselvesUseless worthless pathetic losers who are only blights on humanity and the worldYou make life worse for everyone that has to see you or interact with youKill yourself You're a worthless junkie that deserves deathKill yourselvesYou aren't even humanYou're animalsYou're creaturesYou're scumKill yourselves
>>2792386Why would i need food if i have fent?
>>2792386>>2792551there are no modern "hobos".just mentally ill drug addicts who have been coddled and enabled by wealthy progshits who have the resources to not have to deal with them directly.
HoBoing is not about living off the land like rats. That's just being homeless. HoBos are happy to live and work in civilized places, they just don't stay long and live minimally. Remember that the words originally meant homeward bound; if you were a hobo it was just to live and work cheaply until you made enough money to come back home and settle down. What yall are talking about is just dirtbagging
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>>2792553>NOOO YOU NEED TO WORK FULLTIME AND SUFFER LIKE I DOhaha, hobo stove goes brrrr
>>2792784While I agree with you that working for globohomo is gay as fuck, I'm not going to start trapping and eating swamp rats when chicken is 2 dollars a pound.
>>2792785im free, thats all that matters to me. im cold and hungry, but im free.
>>2792386buy me a plane ticket to cali and ill join in
>>2792551Dunno about that when y'all keep defending paper over water... lol.
>>2792877I have no clue what that even means
>>2792785less
>>2792386Why don't you just do it instead of posting about it?
>>2792888You 14? Everyone owns phones dude
>>2792890Not an argument.
>>2792891So you just made a post that has no application to the thread at all? Only in your head do the circumstances make sense that someone posting a thread with a topic mean this excluded them from engaging in this topic? As well as prevents others that engage in the topic to join the thread?I think maybe you are just insecure about literal homeless people. A lot of people live like this. Sort your life out.
>>2792554>there was no response
>>2792900Never met a hobo that does fentPerhaps you are thinking of open air insane asylum patientsMuch different
>>2792888Put em on clutch
>>2792901Take your pick bro.
>>2793178>cant readdid you miss the part where I said "open air insane asylum"
>>2792398I have it on good authority that rat tastes better than McDonald's if prepared correctly
>>2793184>>2793178he didnt misread, hes a shill trying to stop people from living a stress free life.
>>2792386Leave them be.Make a garden.>>2793178It’s so effortless to house all these peoples.So many buildings are empty.We need to cut off whoever associates with the parasites that make housing unaffordable. Many of these people would be like anyone else
>>2792398You can make a pretty decent burger out of the meat.Just be sure to cook it thoroughly.
