How to defend against these demons?
>>2795023Left, endure.Right, get bitten a few times each year, and you get temporal immunity.
>>2795023PERMETHRIN, ANON. USE IT.
>>2795047>get bitten a few times each year, and you get temporal immunity>get bitten by a dog a few times each year to build up immunityyea, bud, thats not how it works
>>2795054you have to start with teacup chihuahuas and work your way up to irish wolfhounds
>>2795023You don't. Just let them have their chance.
>>2795023the outdoors demand their blood tribute. its either them or a wendigo taking your blood.
>>2795023reported to ADL
>>2795049can'tmy cat is my bro
>>2795023Permethrin on clothes, picaridin on skin.
>>2795127Holy shit man thank you, I didn't know it's toxic to cats and was planning on using it next season
>>2795127DEET
>>2797158>Just rub this neurotoxin all over your skin bro
>>2795047>Left, endure.>Right, get bitten a few times each year, and you get temporal immunity.BRUH NOOOOOO>>2795086>You don't. Just let them have their chance.NOOOO DUDE NO FFSIt all boils down toDONT GET BITMINIMIZE BITESBoth carry diseases that instantly transfer upon being bit, while ticks may have to stay upon you for 2 days to get the diseases you really don't want
>>2797159Put it on your clothes, idiot.
>>2797159Do you just look at the bottle and decide, TL:DR and fit the whole thing up your arsehole?Don't like DEET, use Icaridin instead. There are quite a few ways of getting a final solution the bugs that WILL fuck your shit up with diseases that make 30% DEET look like a sniffle.
>>2795124lol
Introduce thousands of animals such as sheep and cattle etc.European chads like in the UK, Swiss etc I assumed figured this out long ago. This clears the forests of nuisances and trims the landscape neatly allowing wind and sunshine the thrive which those demons hate. Thank me later faggot
>>2797535Thanks, I'll pack some sheep next time I'm going out
cover yourself in dust
>>2798139Ive tried this and it does not work
>>2795023Move north and only hike in winter
>>2798157use a ghillie suit then
>>2798269This. Live somewhere where there aren't any mosquitoes or ticks you fucking idiot.
>>2795023Stop shaving. Mosquitoes cant get through dense hair.Ticks aren't an issue as long as you keep moving and put down a pad / blanket when resting in the grass. I'm living in what's supposedly the most tick-infested area of Europe, go out every weekend (and often on weekday evenings as well) and in the last 10 years, the only time I've seen ticks was when a half-dead hedgehog collapsed in my garden and had a few of them stuck to his nose.
>>2798338>I'm living in what's supposedly the most tick-infested area of EuropeWhich one is it?
>>2797544He said "thousands", not "some", you're going to need a bigger backpack
>>2798432The DNR brutally removes sheep because they are supposed “invasive” (lets just conveniently ignore the literal thousands of other invasives, humans included). Well you know whats interesting??? is all the nicest places I’ve been around here all had sheep. The places they fenced off without sheep? Absolute shithole you wouldn’t step foot in (you literally cant, as the weeds are ten ft tall). This is what essentially what happens when they put “educated” lefty suburbanites in management of public lands. They are not /out/ people, just dikes with degrees and boomers with there head shoved up there own ass, and theres nothing you can do about it.
>>2798435I was trying to make a joke that he needed to put thousands of sheep in a backpack, you hair-trigger twat
why do people bitch and moan about DEETwas using it daily all last summer and had no issues
>>2798435>afraid of a little bushwacking
>>2798338>Stop shaving. Mosquitoes cant get through dense hair.They always find a way, same for ticks.
>>2795023Just stay inside. Going outside is gay.
>>2795023Also does leaches
Just be mindful of where and when they appear.Skeeters are most active at dusk/night and near water. Seek shelter or a smokey fire by dusk and avoid watery areas if possible Ticks hang out in tall grass. Avoid walking through grass if it can be helped, and check pant legs when it can’t be avoided. Check your self head to toe every night and you’ll be fine
>>2797535We still get plenty of both in bongland. The midges up in Scotland are horrendous too
>>2797159Unironically. Use it.
Dismantle the CIA
>>2795023for ticks, wear compression gear. for mosquitoes, wear longer sleeves and pants. in mosquito dense areas, you'll want a bug net for your own sanity
>>2795023Learn their language. Integrate into their society, and eventually, mate with their women.
Hike above the tree line. No bugs
left pic....we have the scientists working on killing them off.right pick...kill on sight order. use organophosphates to get rid of them. wear scba suit.
>>2795023Dont live in the northeast
>>2795023Turn them into burgershttps://youtube.com/watch?v=LrqhPrW1U7Y
>>2800672>Africans eating literal bugburgers But I thought it was just the west that was forced to eat them?
>>2798269ticks are abundant up north because there is no natural predators in abundance.
>>2800536Cap
>>2795127>>2797143I think it's fine as long as you keep it far away from them before it dries
>>2795023I didn’t get bitten by a single tick last year, I think all the yellow jackets killed them off. I didn’t get stung by a yellow jacket until November either. Great year considering I was getting raped by ticks and wasps in 22 and 23. As far as mosquitos go, just ignore their bites and they won’t itch. I barely react to mosquito bites nowadays. I built up antibodies or some shit because used to get massive welts and now I barely feel a tingle.
>>2797159Shit, this. If I use this I start seeing shit that isn’t there.
>>2795023Wouldn't the solution be:For left use long pants.For right, also use long pants and tuck into boots. So basically don't go around in shorts in the wild. >but muh heatEndure.
Ok getting a thousand mosquito bites is one thing, but how do you sleep with them buzzing around your head? Thats way more insanity inducing
