>Get invited to an Adventist camping event.>Not all that excited but I figure I might as well if it gets me out of the house. >On the car ride with my younger brother and his friends. >We stop at Pizza Hut.>Figure I might as well have a Corona since there's no drugs or alcohol allowed on the campground.>Didn't eat a lot that day so I'm slightly buzzed when I get there.>Head to our room in the lodge.>Uneventful weekend. Hook up my Switch and Sega Genesis to an old computer monitor while I'm there since there's no TVs in the lodge, go for a walk, and go to a couple meetings (mostly Adventist propaganda about how great the denomination is). >Go home early.>A couple weeks later my brother gets pissed and says I "almost got them banned from the camp" because I showed up buzzed (even though the only person there to let us in was one chick who didn't have a clue I was buzzed).>I point out the rules only mention possession and they also have a three strikes policy. >He insists the camp doesn't actually need a reason and refuses to change his mind on it. >It's been over a year and he's still salty about it.Anyway the campground is really nice to look at despite its retarded rules. Especially in January when this happened.
>>2798066why are you gay?
>>2798066Man, coronas aren't the same as they used to.
>>2798066>might as well have a Corona>have a Corona>a single (1) Corona>buzzedbro...
This is entirely ridiculous. Why would your brother care about his reputation among them? How could you be visibly intoxicated from a single drink with a meal?
>>2798222If your story is true, OP, your brother must've confessed at some point.
>>2798223Then why is he pissed at me?
>>2798245because he's a giant fucking faggot baby and you need to beat the shit out of him for his own sake
>>2798174"sage" in the options prevents bumps newfriend
>>2798277bump
>>2798066You're an alcoholic
>>2798392Alcoholics don't typically have just one drink
>>2798394He said he would have had more if he could and just needed to sneak in a beer before going one weekend without drinking.
>>2798066>little bro wanted to hang out with his older brother>invites him to a camp>older bro can't even go one weekend without drinking>older bro gets to camp and immediately starts playing video games and barely does shit there>leaves early anywaysYeah, I'd be pissed off too, and I have a strong feeling you didn't have "one beer". Your brother wanted to have a good time and you couldn't even try and stay sober.
>>2798401>try to get brother to find god and clean up his act by taking him to a jesus retreat away from drinking and video games>he drinks and plays videogames anyway then leaves early to go get fucked up>please stop being a drunk slob and find a woman bro
>>2798408Why would Jesus get someone away from video games?
>>2798408Also didn't Jesus make a shit ton of alcohol?
>>2798417>>2798416American protestants think anything enjoyable is evil.
>>2798422But isn't Heaven supposed to be endless enjoyment?
>>2798425A lot of young people mistake pleasure for happiness
>>2798429I doubt happy people are pleasureless.
>>2798431The people with the most pleasurefilled lives are junkies and methheads
>>2798484And they're still happier than your Jack Chick or Fred Phelps types.
>>2798066what do you want people to say in response to this thread?
>>2798841IDK. Ask the other anons who keep bumping it.
>>2798866he (probably you) is self bumpingthere are options to respond without bumping btw
>>2798869Nope. I do self bump on occasion but I haven't done it at all in this thread. Anyway the computer monitor I set up has no sound but I used my system's Bluetooth feature.
>>2798066No one cares man, give it a rest. And no; this isn’t a bump, any local could tell you how
>>2798484not really, the people who end up doing that to that extent are usually the type who'd be a petty criminal regardless and otherwise have other psychological problems, and they're constantly fighting with other bums and retards and getting themselves in various kinds of idiotic trouble, it's actually not some kind of optimal hedonist lifestyle at all
>>2798395It's winter camping. Quite possibly the best time to drink.
>gets visibly drunk from 1 coronaare you 14 years old?
>>2799770Anon's younger brother might've just been paranoid and assumed he was drunk
>>2798066>1 Corona>buzzed>thinks his dogshit story is worth 100 self bumpsWhere's that fag that complains that nu-/out/ isn't real? Conveniently ignoring this, I'm sure.
>>2798066Taking your story at face value, you're in the right.As for the doubters, a million different factors affect alcohol metabolism and drunkenness, it's entirely possible to get buzzed off of a single 4.6% beer.
Mods will ban you for posting about potatoes but this retarded thread gets to stay up
>>2798184KEK you got a point. OP what is your BMI
>>280141929.5
>>2800368Isn't that more food related? Why not just post there?
