>Get invited to an Adventist camping event.>Not all that excited but I figure I might as well if it gets me out of the house. >On the car ride with my younger brother and his friends. >We stop at Pizza Hut.>Figure I might as well have a Corona since there's no drugs or alcohol allowed on the campground.>Didn't eat a lot that day so I'm slightly buzzed when I get there.>Head to our room in the lodge.>Uneventful weekend. Hook up my Switch and Sega Genesis to an old computer monitor while I'm there since there's no TVs in the lodge, go for a walk, and go to a couple meetings (mostly Adventist propaganda about how great the denomination is). >Go home early.>A couple weeks later my brother gets pissed and says I "almost got them banned from the camp" because I showed up buzzed (even though the only person there to let us in was one chick who didn't have a clue I was buzzed).>I point out the rules only mention possession and they also have a three strikes policy. >He insists the camp doesn't actually need a reason and refuses to change his mind on it. >It's been over a year and he's still salty about it.Anyway the campground is really nice to look at despite its retarded rules. Especially in January when this happened.
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>>2798066why are you gay?
>>2798173Thanks for the bump, kind stranger!
>>2798066Man, coronas aren't the same as they used to.
>>2798066>might as well have a Corona>have a Corona>a single (1) Corona>buzzedbro...
This is entirely ridiculous. Why would your brother care about his reputation among them? How could you be visibly intoxicated from a single drink with a meal?
>>2798222If your story is true, OP, your brother must've confessed at some point.
>>2798223Then why is he pissed at me?
>>2798245because he's a giant fucking faggot baby and you need to beat the shit out of him for his own sake
>>2798174"sage" in the options prevents bumps newfriend
>>2798277thanks for the tip, kind stranger. say, how do i updoot you? i dont see the red arrow anywhere. do i have to give you gold first???
>>2798277bump
>>2798066You're an alcoholic
>>2798392Alcoholics don't typically have just one drink
>>2798394He said he would have had more if he could and just needed to sneak in a beer before going one weekend without drinking.
>>2798066>little bro wanted to hang out with his older brother>invites him to a camp>older bro can't even go one weekend without drinking>older bro gets to camp and immediately starts playing video games and barely does shit there>leaves early anywaysYeah, I'd be pissed off too, and I have a strong feeling you didn't have "one beer". Your brother wanted to have a good time and you couldn't even try and stay sober.
>>2798401>try to get brother to find god and clean up his act by taking him to a jesus retreat away from drinking and video games>he drinks and plays videogames anyway then leaves early to go get fucked up>please stop being a drunk slob and find a woman bro
>>2798408Why would Jesus get someone away from video games?
>>2798408Also didn't Jesus make a shit ton of alcohol?
>>2798417>>2798416American protestants think anything enjoyable is evil.
>>2798422But isn't Heaven supposed to be endless enjoyment?
>>2798425A lot of young people mistake pleasure for happiness
>>2798429I doubt happy people are pleasureless.
>>2798431The people with the most pleasurefilled lives are junkies and methheads
>>2798484And they're still happier than your Jack Chick or Fred Phelps types.
>>2798066what do you want people to say in response to this thread?
>>2798841IDK. Ask the other anons who keep bumping it.
>>2798866he (probably you) is self bumpingthere are options to respond without bumping btw
>>2798869Nope. I do self bump on occasion but I haven't done it at all in this thread. Anyway the computer monitor I set up has no sound but I used my system's Bluetooth feature.
