>be me>enjoying a campsite in a remote Australian beach town>go into a semi outdoor disabled toilet to take a shit>shitting>big ass wasp enters though the gap between wall and roof>starts hovering 2-3 inches away from me going around my body and head>contemplate whether I should try and hit it with my shorts and risk getting stung or should I run outside and have my penis and unwiped ass on full display to the campers right outside facing the door>choose to move from corner to corner in the small room avoiding it while squatting the whole time to avoid spreading the shit along my cheeks>after two minutes he fucks off under sink so I wiped and flush, he comes at me again for 10 seconds the goes under the sink>i make my breakIs this some territorial behavior or is God punishing me for using the disabled toilet as a fit young man?
>>2801987>Lol this nigger is taking a fat shit in the retard stall>Someone go fuck with him
>>2801987That's why you take your hat off and smash him with it. Numpty.
>>2801987>>be menewfag
I was driving in Yosemite and a massive black wasp flew into the car and flew up my fucking shirt sleeve. I panicked hard and yanked the steering wheel or something and jumped a 4" curb onto a meadow. People behind me must have thought I had a stroke or something. I was lucky that it wasn't going very fast and also it was a flat meadow on the other side of the curb and I was able to just drive back on, but it made me think about how many ways I could have fucking died if I was on some other road, life if I was on a cliff edge I literally would have just driven off, or if there were trees or rocks or oncoming traffic or anything I would have crashed. All because of a fucking wasp.Also somehow the wasp didn't sting me and just flew out of my sleeve and flew away.
>>2802160*I wasn't going very fast
>>2801987>AustralianI found your issue
>>2801987Wasps won’t sting you for no reason, same as bees
>>2802160>bug touches skin>crash carhow sheltered are you?
