>>2810668
I had a similar experience
except after they tied my hands the older boys took turns fucking me.

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>>2810668
>Cantundotheseknots
I CAN BREAK THESE KNOTS

Scout master brought powdered donuts and we proceeded to pelt the ginger kid until half his face was white and half was beet red. Then we made up a song about him to the tune of big bad beetle borgs that I can still recall to this day.
“Big fat humongous dicks”
“Inside Ryan’s mouth”
“He eee likes it so!”
“He says squirt some more!”

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>>2810668
>Be me
>Tinderfoot
>Antisocial
>On camping trip with troop
>wander off a bit into the woods
>Collect brush for about two hours
>Proceed to erect a nine foot tall bonfire with a 6 foot base
>Light it up
>The two kids that watch all of a sudden become adrenaline raddled snitches and sprint to rat on me to the scout leader
>Fire is rolling so hot it's sucking in air at the base like a crude jet engine, throwing embers a hundred feet in to the sky
>Dude comes running from the treeline like an action movie
>Wtfwtf.jpeg
>Literally calls the fire department as it's too big to just put out with water or sand
>Fire department comes and puts it out with a fire extinguisher lmao
>Who started it.avi
>That's not the scout way.mp3
>Fire chief scolds me in private
>Rest of trip is grim
>I cut the prepared fishing lure off the rod of the kid who snitched on me
>He cries and snitches again
>Get kicked out of troop
>Mfw should have joined the man scouts

>>2810668

When i was a scout as a kid we went to a military base for a trip and i shat in a toilet that already had poop in it and got covered in dead tadpoles because me and the other kids kept playing by the local lake, we also got to ride an APC if i remember. Fun times.

>went camping during the so-called blood moon
>decide to make up a horror story with another boy about the blood moon and vampires
>told it to a hispanic boy that was new to the troop, apparently from a religious family
>hispanic boy spends entire night rocking back and forth while holding a cross he made of two sticks duct taped together and sobbing gently

>>2810668
They called my old scout master Long Ron and I learned the hard way why they called him that.

Got to sleep on a submarine. We were getting a tour of the boat when we all realized it was 3am. Time feels different in those subs, it was cool. Sleep was ass though.

>>2811494
Kek does this actually happen to burgers?!

>>2811691
Propaganda from angry parents

>>2811910
Is that why the reputation of the modern BSA is in the shitter and local troops across the nation have fallen off and can't get new members?

>>2810679
Did you get a badge?

>>2811911
prepper mormon overlords got political, then caught the backlash

>>2811922
We had an unofficial Cumdodger badge and I was one of three that got it.

>>2811925
Go back to plebbit lmao
>>2810668
When I was at scout camp in the summer they had those semi-tent things with a concrete base that could have pvc pipe frames installed and covered in canvas. Daddy longlegs loved those tents and every single one on our lot was full of them, we got good use out of our mosquito nets. However one tent had more of the bugs than any other, you could hardly see any walls from the inside. We played a lot of board games during our lunches and after dinner and whatnot and somehow decided that whoever was out of the game first would be thrown into that particular tent and the rest of us would bang on the walls. Being a teenager is fun lol

I don't know much about you nerds in American with your gay rape scouts, but in Australia scouts was okayish. We have Cubs which is like uhh 8-11? Scouts which was 11-14, Venturers which is 14-18 and Rovers at 18+

Venturers, that's where it was at though.
I had a lot of fun while I was in Venturers. High school boys and girls with minimal supervision is always a great time.

In my unit we had a few characters, there was me, the youngest and most impressionable of the group. There was Mike who was an incorrigible pyromaniac, James who played guitar in a band and who had the most sex at Scout Gatherings, Hugh and Jackie who were a couple, and Nelson who was kinda annoying.
Our leader was an old guy with a big white beard named Arnold, never spoke, only muttered under his breath. Had a big white van we rode around in to camps and hikes and such. Would give us cash out of the group budget sometimes to go have fun with.


On one of our 'solo' camps we came close to creating a bushfire and it went something like this.

>Be me
>Have an uncle that gets fireworks regularly
>Snag some of the mortar types that you drop in a tube, none of those shite 12 shot pod types, this is the real deal, blow your face off, go straight to the morgue type.
>Take them to the scout hall to show off my sick loot
>Mike thinks he can do better, so I give him one to model off
>Mike convinces his chemistry teach to get him some select chemicals by siphoning off school lab supplies
>JustCountrySchoolThings.jpg
>Have a test day where we go to his house, and test
>Do some metal salt tests to establish colours, test Mitches home made black powder and other random crap, some Anfo type stuff, some great big hydrogen balloons we lit on fire and lost our eyebrows to.
>We blow up Nelsons crappy piece of shit violin
>This is amazing
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pt 2
>Camping time
>Hike into the hills, very secluded.
>Hugh and Jackie are shagging in the tent as per usual
>James is having a late evening fish
>Nelson is killing ants
>Mike and I sent up the display for the gang
>Stick these big plastic tubes into the ground for the mortar tube
>3
>2
>1
>Bootleg fireworks do what they do best
>Amazing purple and green and red colours, Mike has outdone himself
>Except entirely at ground level
>Flaming bits of pipe explode everywhere, a shard sliver into the tent
>Hugh runs out, butt nekkid and yelping.
>Of course it was the middle of summer in the bush
>Eucalyptus trees do what they do best
>We are smart and clever scouts so we do have water on hand but a wool jumper is sacrificed as smothering matertial for the greater good
>It was Nelsons of course

>>2811494
My scoutmaster had fingers like sausages. Uh...
Yeah...

>black troop
>400 lb 13 y/o named Nicholas (call him niggalas)
>has a lisp so burgers are buwgers, birthday is biwthday
>his first camping trip is on his biwthday
>goes on autistic rage on Saturday yelling about how we aren't feeding him enough
>gets cell phone out of nowhere and calls his mom to pick him up
>while waiting takes his biwthday cake to his tent and devours it all
>also destroys his secret stash of candy in the process
>wildebeest mom arrives and yells at scoutmasters for not feeding him
>takes him home and never see him again
>we all assumed he died

I have more stories I'll post later

I wasn't in scouts but I have a scout story

>Be me
>At grocery store grabbing hiking snacks
>Most beautiful day of the year
>Hurrying out the door to go hiking
>*fat tard with popcorn appears*
>"Would you like to buy this shitty $17 bag of popcorn? All of the proceeds go toward scout programs"
>yeah like what?
>camping trips, gear, etc
>Nice. I'm going hiking today.
>When is the last time you went outdoors?
>ummm, like... never
>I make eye contact with the dad and he's so ashamed
>His bitch ass starts making excuses
>I give the dad one last look of disappointment and leave

>>2810679
>pedo boy rape fantasy
Ranjit, we talked about this