Confess your photography sins frens
>>4332063I bought sony
>>4332063i used to film my female 22 y.o curvy neighbor in the dormitory, we had a shared shower, i hid a digicam behind the pipes inside of a black sock and filmed her, i caught her in 720p sniffing her tampons
>>4332063I ruined 3 pristine lenses, a 35, 50, and 70 by letting them sit beneath an air cooler for several years. When I finally dug them out the glass was almost totally moulded over.
>>4332086You must be beheaded>>4332065Based, share
I have had a healthy long-term relationship with one of my muses for the last 5 years despite using weaponized autism to rail against everyone here using their camera to get laid.>inb4 whats his name[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Equipment MakeNIKON CORPORATIONCamera ModelNIKON DfCamera SoftwareAdobe Photoshop Lightroom 6.1 (Windows)Maximum Lens Aperturef/1.7Sensing MethodOne-Chip Color AreaColor Filter Array Pattern800Focal Length (35mm Equiv)85 mmImage-Specific Properties:Image OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Created2019:08:22 23:32:13Exposure Time1/500 secF-Numberf/1.8Exposure ProgramAperture PriorityISO Speed Rating400Lens Aperturef/1.8Exposure Bias0 EVMetering ModePatternLight SourceUnknownFlashNo FlashFocal Length85.00 mmRenderingNormalExposure ModeAutoWhite BalanceAutoScene Capture TypeStandardGain ControlLow Gain UpContrastNormalSaturationNormalSharpnessNormalSubject Distance RangeUnknown
>>4332063I take pictures of cosplayers because I'm too much of a neet to have any connections
>>4332064Repent heathen, buy Nikon in the name of His Holiness Bassackwards, Crown Royal be thy name, and thou shalt be saved.
>>4332063I only use auto modes and don't care for manual controls
I have never and will never post a photo on this god awful board
>>4332137Ok but what is his name tho
>>4332157As long as you're happy with the results, there's nothing wrong with that. Some autists would probably spout some bullshit about >you might as well just use a phone then if you don't shoot with xyz Personally I use manual with auto iso while keeping that in check with exposure compensation. Does it make a difference? Yup, but if you get shots you enjoy with that setup, keep doing what's working for you. >>4332297the constant amount of calling shit snapshit is wild here, and they never post photos.>perfectly in focus and sharp shot of a dog or cool birdSnApShit!11!>b+w film shot, not even in focus, no real subject of framing, with fucked up film/processingzomg the high art valueAnd I thought /g/ and /fit/ was filled with cantankerous retards.
>>4332328>Does it make a difference? YupLiterally no difference, you're just a snob.
>>4332358Either bait or illiterate.>literally say there's nothing wrong with full auto, and as long as you're happy with the results keep using it>calls me a snobkek the absolute state of this board.
>>4332363>Does it make a difference? Yup>YupSnob
>>4332383It does, there's no way to keep a wide open aperture at high light so you lose DoF, and you can't step down in lowlight for sharpness(as most lenses are sharper 1-2f stops from wide open), and you're unable to set shutterspeed for the subject(i.e. like a fast dog/kids running around/etc).Those are just factual statements, if that's not a concern or impactful for what you shoot, there's no issue.I'm pretty sure you're just trolling at this point.
>>4332138Literally meBut I really enjoy taking photos of dudes that put effort into their cosplay but seem used to not get their photo taken.It makes their day, but I am too much of an schizoid to actually follow and try to be friends or sum shit.
I bought a Pentacks 17 because I really think it's neat
I weigh 390 pounds and am wheelchair bound. I take pictures of pigeons from the path in front of my apartment buildings but need my mum to push me in and out. I used to have a scooter but the motor burnt out and we can't afford another one right now. The superintendent had to tell my mum and I we couldn't use the elevator together because it was over the weight capacity so she has to wheel me in and then take the stairs down and pull me out at the bottom. Sometimes I hear her crying at night and I think it might be because of me.
>>4332404lmfao
Father forgive me, I shilled a camera when everybody else was right about its downfalls.I have learned from my mistakes.
I buy costly full frame lenses and use them exclusively on aps-c
>>4332393You could use an ND filter. :D
>>4332400Will you post any photos?
>>4332419No way in hell would I post anything that could identify me on this hellhole
I took a creepshot today.
>>4332137Oddly attractive. Would, no doubt
I post too much in 4chan
>>4332400Same, it really is a very special camera
>>4332063I don't use SLRs or DSLRs, only digishit and other point and shoots for aesthetics.
>>4332497Details pls
>>4332411That's actually based, native cuck frame lenses are horrific. >be me >preorder the bmpcc4k with ef speedbooster when it first came out >"hey anon your camera is here but your adapter is back ordered lmao" >pick up camera, tell them I don't have any lenses>they say I can borrow one of the demo mft lenses >pick a little panasonic zoom boi>f4>soft as shit wide open >f8 diffraction sets in>basically unusable in all lighting conditions >like 3 days later the adaptor shows up>mfw a canon zoom through a speedbooster is sharper than a native lensI know it's wasn't a top dollar lens but fuck me I can't imagine how disappointed anyone dumb enough to buy one would have been.
I lied about doing fashion photography on film in order to impress an Italian girl I had a crush on. Had to go and buy a Bronica that day in order to save face.I ended up doing her nudes. I also mostly use my Fuji xpro2 despite being heavily invested in the latest Nikon gear.
>>4332917Post them to repent.
>>4332917>I ended up doing her nudes Sins absolved.
Oh another sin is that I stole a vintage Russian lens. It was years ago, and the shopkeeper was arrested for assaulting my friend on the week before.It was a junk store where they kept all sorts of things and the store owner was the kind of barely stable schizophrenic you'd expect. He accused my friend of 'wasting his time' and somehow that led to an assault. A week later I came back and stole a Helios lens. Absolutely zero regrets.>>4332924We are still friends. So no.>>4332925Thank you, your holiness.
>>4332063I jave never touched a camera in my entire life
>>4332947Not even a display unit? A friend's camera?
>>4332947Based, fuck /p/haggotsCaptcha:RAGE
I stole an analog Canon IXUS from the parents sleeping room of a birthday party I was invited to.Had a good time using that camera afterwards, but was having a hard time understanding that what I did was wrong.
>>4332947Just like 89% of the rest of the Anons here.kek
>>4332065>i caught her in 720p sniffing her tamponsEveryone likes their own brand.
>>4332397>dudes that put effort into their cosplaySuch as?
>>4332409Which one?
>>4332937>still friendsCuck
I don't really care about getting good shots anymore. Well, I do but I'm totally fine with missing moments and not getting every single shot possible. It is what it is. I'd rather shoot leisurely than trying to get every possible great photo op I come across.Photo is way more fun this way
I want to try sigma lenses but am too scared by all the horror stories about shitty assembly quality
>>4332989Post hand.
>>4332358peasant auto mode user npc. if you had any real talent you would only need manual.
I have a weird addiction into old, cheap DSLR bodies and haven't taken a single picture in years.
I have a m43 camera
>>4336280>>4336282Seek professional help
I'm telling art history chicks my photos are 100% film. I just apply filters and shoot 90% with my Pana S5.They can't tell a difference.
>>4333488Sigma lens are good quality, don't pay attention to the autists.
I have never taken a good photo, maybe 3 or 4 mediocre photos at best
>>4336651this is a sin?
>>4333488Sigma has a lot of copy variation and poor finishing issues. Some lenses are a lot softer than others, some lenses have way noisier autofocus, some lenses come decentered/tilted, some lenses come with more CA than the reviewer/pre-production units, etcSame story with tamron. And ironically, sony first party lenses, so you're probably used to it.
I like buying cameras and lenses more than I like taking pictures
>>4332063I have no interest in common forms of photography that supposedly impress other people.I am not impressed by photographic pursuits that apparently are meant to impress other people.
>>4336894What do you like?
i am literally nanoseconds from buying a l*ica m3
When I take photos in a crowded area, I always zoom in to check if I caught a hot chick in my pic. I get a perverted sense of glee when I do.
>>4337094Buy an m2 instead
>>4337101no
I ain't proud of my pictures and although I feel like I don't, I end up fishing for compliments on not posting pics.
>>4337095Post the best one so far.
Forgive me father, I accidentally diluted the developer 1+9 instead of 1+4 and only realised after it was too late
>>4337105How come? 35mm frame lines are pretty nice.
I loaded a roll of 120 film backwards, it was only Kentmere 100 and I only took pics of some local mountains so it is not great loss but I have failed our Lord and Savior Ansel Adams.
>>4337092/an/ bestiality schizo seething about huskychad even in unrelated threads lol
>>4337126sure but i imagine that 50mm frame lines might be a bit small in the m250mm is probably what i use the most
>>4337125Perfectly fine if you extended your times. If not, rip lol.
>>4337144The obsession is so real.
>>4337154Amazing how a photo hijack of the mft dynamic range chart thread actually rerailed it into being a photo thread AND made the worst gearfags there become totally unhinged. 4x5 chad levels of trolling. It’s only missing the dog hair.
I'm okay with old (a6000 & first A7 old) Sony color science. I've never had any issues with it.
>>4337145Oh true.
>>4337158Thank you for mentioning that thread.
>>4337158>huskyfucker got others to post photos!>it totally wasn't one mft anon posting a flower pick, and then another responding! >it was MEMEMEMEMEMEME the dogfucker!I'm sure it was real in your head
>>4337153I did not. I ended up with semi translucent negative. I suppose if I try enlarge them at maximum contrast grade, I might get some interesting aesthetic
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>>4337466Forced perspective, no way one hand is so much smaller than the other... unless?(!)
>>4337467are you fucking high my nigger? Well i amJust brought the left hand in front and shot with right thumb.
i took pictures of myself naked
>>4337467oke yes i am stupid.... unless?(!)
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