How do I take good pics of myself without hiring a photographer?
all of these photos are shopped as fuck. this retard doesn't know how to retouch the skin. fucking retard, probably has millions of views by niggercattle because of pretty privilege rather than technical skill. can't wait for the world war 3.
be attractive
Stand in front of a mirror with your dick tucked between your legs and say, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
Tripod, remote live view on your phone, make or find some neat lighting. Simple as
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>>4375276kek
>>4375169Take notes eggy, this is how you do street photography>>4375173eggy pls go
>>4375169why is he running phone face filters on them
>>4375357>Take notes eggy, this is how you do street photographysay what you will about eggman but at least he doesnt photoshop his subjects into the uncanny valley like that retard in the OP
>>4375393Damn. Someone actually outdid Ken rockwell. Impressive.
>>4375169Jojo pose in them. Fuck with the color palate.
>>4375169all of these photos are horrible, bokeh is a meme for faggots, shoot f 8 or fuck off
>>4376973dont listen to this crop coper bokeh is awesome. hes only mad because his budget chinkshit with a miniature sensor can only shoot at tiny apertures. buy a 35mm f1.2 and an 85mm f1.4 and shoot wide open all the time.
>>4376974There's such a thing as too much though, especially with such plain backgrounds. I stop down a bit most of the time, until grass/leaves/branches start looking too busy.
he really nailed the stable diffusion look
>>4375368cause he is a fucking shitty amateur on the edge of killing himself and only gets attention cause muh cute girls
>>4376974Sometimes my depth of field is too shallow when I shoot with lower focal length that part of my subject is blurred.
>>4375357The funny part is thats exactly what i do.Some cretinous degenerates just have a stick up their ass; about me specifically doing it.>Please wait for the timer or verify your email address before making a post.>15 minutes>but dont come back a few minutes later than that.....And just like that 4chan died.
>Get camera>Remove trousers and underwear. Keep the socks and/or shoes though >Point csmera down>Snap picture. Make sure you're shooting raw>Edit the raw file to get the best results possible >Print the final product and send it to your acquaintances. Real artists also put copies in random mailboxes around their hometown. It's called guerrilla dickpicks
>>4376974>i want blurry images except for the iris, the nose the cheeks the background all must be blurry for dreamy effect.buy a rope instead of 35mm f1.2
>i want blurry images except for the iris, the nose the cheeks the background all must be blurry for dreamy effect.>yes a sony[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiColor Space InformationsRGBImage Width400Image Height526Scene Capture TypeStandard
>>4375169Tripod and 50mm or higher FLs. You can't handheld a flattering shot of yourself IMO. Experiment with angles at home, I like having the camera slightly high and angled down but it depends. Disclaimer I have been diagnosed with body dysmorphia and learned this to cringe as little at myself as possible for pro online profiles.
>>4377561vghh.... just for a second imagine a 150mm f0.95 blasting away full open at a model who's at least 100 meters in front of any background...
>>4375169he's turning their faces into plastic with photoshop
>>4375357who the fuck is that?
>>4377451>>>Please wait for the timer or verify your email address before making a post.>>15 minutes>>but dont come back a few minutes later than that.....>And just like that 4chan died.Just wait for elections cancer to pass
>>4377451followers? you have a social media account?
>>4377851This is permanent. To discourage using cheap residential range proxies that change their IP every 10 minutes without having to rangeban most of the second and third world.
>>4377861very based
>>4376974F2.8 is kino for portraits, anything wider is pretty shit.
>>4378012I prefer a good f/3.5-4, anything wider starts to give me strong senior portrait vibes.
>>4378013Also depends on focal length too, but 2.8 is usually my go-to.
Get a camera, a lens, a tripod, and a cable release. Maybe some lights if you’re feeling fancy but you can work with natural light. Use windows and muslin diffusion, or even a shower curtain. Check out pixy Liao, she’s a big time artist who pretty much just does self portraits with her boyfriend. Her lighting is on point tho, that’s sort of the be all end all of photography. So toss in a Profoto and a modifier like a soft box or octa (or an ultra bounce and a 6x6 with some rags if you wanna go cine style and don’t care about spill.
>>4377841Australian pedophile
>>4375173it's ai genned right? hard to tell with all the compressionai draws a "better" picture using your snapshit as a referencelooks like shit usually but people like it
