137,000 euros for two crooked photos with converging lines and chopped-off feet by Annie Leibovitz. Srsly?
>>4388555>noooo muh mathematical framing rulesjewish photography is black jazz
>>4388555she has been always a retarded nigger nepo baby so what is new
Never liked her style. Her shit is also insanely processed and unnatural looking in a bad way.
>>4388555This is what she did for the Locarno film festival this year. They payed her hundreds of thousands instead of hiring someone local...
>>4388555CheckedI admire her irl shitposting ability desu
>>4388555They have prepared the press talks already>i-it was all intentional! She's a genius!https://aestheticsofphotography.com/annie-leibovitz-and-the-spanish-royals-a-subtle-critique-of-power/
>>4388585Kek it's worse than that fucking giraffe walking off into the sunset meme
>>4388589> The Queen, elevated and illuminated, represents adaptability and relevance, while the King, unstable and shadowed, reflects the precariousness of an institution struggling to find its place in contemporary Spain.bit reaching, but to be honest king's side looks like it was done on Sony
>>4388587First time you hear of her? She's a dyke who used to work for Rolling Stone decades ago and built her career from there, she's even done cameos in The Simpsons.
>>4388585k3k>>4388592It's what I immediately thought of when I saw that even before your post
wow this kinda sucks but ive never done portrait so idk
>>4388602She went to lake Locarno, took a snapshit and told her team to shoop a lepard into it.>100k plz thx lmao
Swiftly, I began to hate them at age 9.
>>4388555Didn't she do all the fucking tacky smaltzy fucking bed bath & beyond series of books of babies dolled up in monochrome sets of flowers and shit? Gag me with a spooon.ITT: stunted rubes that still can't do better than medieval barbarism like the muhammads & resent anyone who does. It's the 2000s, learn science and get a life ya fukken losers.
>>4388619that was anne geddesUtterly horriffic christfag hive breeder mentality realized.Peak hallmark puke that sold more fucking copies than any goddamn photo book in the world.What a vain species, spewing their ugly maggot-looking offspring everywhere & can't stop looking at themselves.[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Pixel CompositionRGBImage OrientationTop, Left-HandHorizontal Resolution72 dpiVertical Resolution72 dpiImage Width1976Image Height1987
>>4388555I like them. I would love to see any anons portrait work that btfo this.
>>4388673
>>4388675Why do you think that picture btfo op picture?
>>4388673Why does it have to be some anons work? We aren't hating on a random woman. She is supposed to be the pinnacle of portrait photography, she is a member of the Academie des Beaux-arts, she charges and arm and a leg because she is supposed to be the best. She very much is in a position to be criticized. Your retarded argument is like saying "You can't say Riddley Scott's new gladiator is bad because you yourself haven't made a movie".Don't talk shit about Biden or Trump, where is your presidency huh?!
>>4388698>nophotoOpinion discarded
>>4388585Whatever the fuck she does in post looks absolutely horrific to me. It just looks so unnatural and processed it's crazy. It almost looks like a paper collage. Her style hurts my eyes.
>>4388676NTA, it does.
>>4388675Saw this and thought "that ones not bad", so all the power to you AnonThough you were Annie Leibovitz's sloppy seconds there, so no wonder,but still, must count for something
>>4388676because I took it, I like it, and I think it conveys the subject's personality (moreso than "wow look at the king in his military uniform in a palace!").>>4388716ty>>4388717appreciate it, but how am I sloppy seconds in this context?
>>4388717I just meant that in comparison to the first two pictures of the thread, you instantly winned the gameBut nah even looking back at your picture, it's cool, I really like it
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAH
>>4388711Sorry your opinion is worthless, you haven’t posted a photo
>>4388654Most semitic post on /p/ award>>4388780Does she have ANY self awareness
>>4388786I appreciate that you agree with my opinion. Lmao!
>>4388797trash, you can only write if you have ever written a published novel
>>4388602lmao this is so dumb but I do think the finished product looks decent even if it's stupid
>>4388807Retard the king of copes and all copetardia, we can all snap a little snapshit. Hit ctrl+p and put ink on paper.I guess you don't have a camera?
She is embarrassed to use a Sony camera. With Hasselblad and Mamiya it is a different story.
>>4388816no u
>>4388555>Highlights blown out like her vag>Feet chopped off>OversharpenedAverage /p/ troll could have done 10x better
>>4388832Well shit, you sure got me with that one.
>>4388822Her life and career are defined by trying to flex her status. She has no talent. She has no skill. She can't even edit her own photos. She pays other people to edit while she watches. She pays other people to "read her mind" with the lighting (read: she doesn't actually light the photos, her assistants do). She still presses the button of course, and look at how that worked out - the editing team can't always salvage tilted photos and cut off feet. Her entire life is defined with the words "I knew celebrities". So she has to keep knowing them forever. The very source of her relatively modest wealth is "I still know celebrities". If she does not project the lifestyle, she is absolutely fucking nothing. Nothing. Nada. Not even much of a photographer. Of course she would be embarrassed to use a brand with bodies that start under $5k. The wealth adjacent buy up more luxury shit than the wealthy because they are a fundamentally insecure group.Honestly, if you walked on set you could borrow her flash trigger, tell the assistants business as usual and shoot better than annie leibovitz. More actual good and significant photos of the famous have been taken by the actual famous people that annie is adjacent to - using film PNS boxes.
>>4388851>famous people>a random nigger that stole a camerahuuuhstill I hate that broad like you wouldn't believe it
>>4388654What about this disgustingly unhinged and bigoted christphobic post deserves to stay up while mild dislike of jews gets baleeted left and right? #nomoredoublestandards #christianlivesmatter #wwjd
>>4388851The /p/ list celebs:Frank Ocean: Contax T2Taylor Swift: Olympus E-M10 IVChristian Bale: Leica M8 & RolleiflexAnnie "the canaanite camera" Leibovitzberg: haha snoy
>>4388869>Taylor Swift: Olympus E-M10 IVbeyond based
>>4388823in now deleted post I suggested she shoots snoy, well well well
>>4388851Don't be so hard on her, she did Pirelli calendar
>>4388878not even joking, that's the real 2016 Pirelli calendar she did
>>4388879although her Vogue cover portraying Lebron James as King Kong was kinda based
>>4388878>"stunning and brave"
>>4388878>the foot is cut offkek
it must feel alienating to live up to the expectations others have set for you. you have to be a you that you are not. she must think, "what would the me who i am not do in this situation?"
>>4388878>gets Pirelli shoot>how to satisfy clients Italian beauty & style sensibilitiesShoot a this entirely typical fat German whore from the culture of garbage in murrica.
>>4389069People expect her to be feminist and jewish, so all she has to do is take aggressively shit photos and spout some sontag tier schizo babble about colonial intersectional paradigms and some weird sex shit and she’s gold(berg) and can get away with shooting literal nazi propaganda if she thought it would be funny
>>4389079accurate take> Verification> not > required.even machine knows it's true
>>4388555>Leibovitz100% a nepo baby who's "work" is probably used for money laundering
>>4389045that got me interested in rest of her 'work' which I admin I'm not really familiar with as I have little interest in portraits.So I looked around and I have to say there are even worse that those presented here. Looky here[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution144 dpiVertical Resolution144 dpiCommentScreenshotImage Width1232Image Height822
>>4390208and another cut feet, seems to be a common theme:
>>4390209surprise[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution144 dpiVertical Resolution144 dpiCommentScreenshotImage Width954Image Height960
>>4390210wouldn't be (( )) if seething over Jesus wasn't in place i bet there's a special story behind it how she was trying to show the impact of patriarchy on poor poor women or some shit
>>4390211here the chair has its leg cut of holy kek[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution144 dpiVertical Resolution144 dpiCommentScreenshotImage Width952Image Height958
>>4390212and my absolutely favourite which made me laugh out loudWhoopi Goldberg[EXIF data available. Click here to show/hide.]Camera-Specific Properties:Image-Specific Properties:Horizontal Resolution144 dpiVertical Resolution144 dpiCommentScreenshotImage Width942Image Height972
>>4390210Am I crazy or does the cut foot kinda draw your eyes up towards the center of the photo? I am partially okay with it tbqh.
>>4390214not me, I looked at light spot on the dress first, maybe if foot and tibia line was at the center it could
>>4388555i like a good diptych but the editing here is so tacky>>4388780deviantart photoshop tier>>4388673>>4388698flip to any given vogue photog and there's a 90% chance they are better than annie
>>4390218Based clipmaxxing.
>>4388555money laundering
>>4390218fuck me thats a good shot
>>4388585Sort of reminds me of those early shitty CGI ads you'd see in the 90s.
>All these deleted postsIs this reddit or something, pretty sure no one cared about Leibowitztein in /p/
>>4390320Revolving door of jannies. There’s a new one every week with his own chipon his own shoulder so moderation will always appear inconsistent. Even moop, doghair/huskyfag, and isi have been jannies.
>>4390357Doghair was never a janny. It was completely made up by the dog abuse spammer on /an/ that took a disliking to him. Imagine falling for lies made up by a real animal abuser.
>>4390320mine was deleted and got warning because I was mentioning certain ethnicity
>>4390369I have seen posts about people bitching about getting banned and being deleted again in this thread like 3 times already, all because of that thing you mentionWinograd and Leibovitz have a defense force on the internet i would've not expected
>>4390320>quietly deletes any posts he dislikes in numerous threadsWhat is this retard doing
Also something something btfo'ing footfags (by purposefully cutting off feet in images) is a style
>>4390208>>4390209>>4390210>>4390214I don't really mind the cut off, it simply btfo's one of the arguments made in this post's article >>4388589>"The positioning of the King’s feet further emphasizes this precariousness; there is no visible grounding beneath him, suggesting a lack of direction or support. This visual instability mirrors the real-life challenges Felipe VI faces as a monarch. Public discontent, economic struggles, and political scandals have weakened the monarchy’s standing, leaving the King to navigate a delicate and often hostile environment"yeah right
>>4390380>tfw you'll never have a jewish defence force to delete comments for youWhy live
>>4390396>yeah rightthis whole article is so much reaching interpretation it's hard to read whole in one go
>>4390368The original response to the post going missing is pretty susSeems this was meant to be the last word
>>4390612Check the archives for the truth, my boy.
>>4388862ironically the nigger with a camera is a lot better than Annie https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/frank-ocean-2019-met-gala-film-photo-diary-gallery
>>4391212>photographer celebrities are better than celebrity photographersWow its almost like one actually worked to be a serious artist day in and day out on movie sets and the other just knows famous people and owns nice cameras
>>4391217he's a music guy, no make movies. he is a pretty big cinephile though
https://www.reddit.com/r/photography/comments/1hb2vh9/annie_leibovitz_king_queen_of_spain_portraits/
>>4391223He’s been learning to be a director for the past 2 years
>>4391224>the people saying that status adjacency is all that mattersredditors are so grossgarry winogrand influenced photography more by picking the best of thousands of snapshits of strangers lmao
>>4391217>>4391212i liked blond but i'm not a frank ocean fan or anything. when i saw the cover for this album i got the impression that he was a photography fan. i've even seen that pic of him at the gala with the camera but i never put it together that he's probably a full-on photographer
>>4390612Half the thread is missing to be fair
>>4391246I remember in the mid 2010s he did an interview either for a magazine or it was his Boys dont cry one, but he had a top 100 list of genuinely great films. I'll try to find it in the next thirty minutes it takes to post now for some fucking reason Found ithttps://faroutmagazine.co.uk/frank-ocean-100-favourite-films-list/
>>4391259better than the entire thread missing
>>4391419> Frank Oceanbasketball americanlist of great films:> 1. ATL (2006)basketball americans on roller skates doing hip-hopanon...