1:9 odds that Biden falls asleep for 5 or more seconds at the debate.
>>472283358They'll install a discreet, remotely-controlled device to inject a cocktail of drugs into his veins to prevent this.
Is this right debate now or tomorrow?
>>472283358He'll be flying so high on old fucker meds than he'll be able to catch the moon with his butt-cheeks.
they'll give him adrenochrome right before debates and just speak in his ear or use a fake.they've been holding him off adrenochrome for a few months now before this.
no audience means cgi joe, unblinking, unpooping, unsleeping
He'll be pumped full of drugs and just reading back a script they've been drilling into him. The moderators will make sure it's all timed properly so it seems natural.Trump should do whatever he can to fuck up the timing and get biden talking about shit that hasn't been asked yet or something.
>>472283358Doubt. There will be someone under the table to poke him if he eve attempts to doze off. They have 16+ people, an airplane hanger & a whole week. They have thought of everything. He will get all great reviews for being so brave staying alert against the big bad Trump. He will take a week off to recuperate & probably get a new kidney
>>472283358the debate will be canceled. screencap this
>>472283358Someone pitch this to a betting site
