The obesity crisis. Discuss
>>472306873something is making people hungry
>>472306873Why do jannies not want us to have nice things?
>>472306873Ew these memes gross me out. I’ve never fucked a whale
>>472307016What about a hooker
>>472307132I’ve never paid for sex directly. The seduction hunt is half the fun
Tell me about janny.Why does he hate the plap?>Whalehog - Plapjak Anthemhttps://honkfm.com/2622/whalehog-plapjak-anthem/
>>472306873I don’t understand this meme at all.Work is work, I guess.
>>472306873Word is Ozempic is saving us. Clothes manufacturers are selling more smaller sizes than they used to.
>>472307711Fatties taking drugs turning them from useless eaters into useless starvers.Also has horrible permanent side effects and will hopefully kill many of them.Amerisharts paying so much money for the privilege that it's having an outsized impact on my country's tax revenue.Seems like a win-win to me.
>>472307495i draw with a logitech 2 buttons mouse
>>472307994Really, I’m fine with them poisoning themselves to lose weight. I’m at the point where I don’t want to see these jelly roll "people" in public.
>>472307385>louis wain catnice touch
>>472307132sauce
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>>472308159nvm found itcan't link but for anons who yandex it, site is nuvid
>>472306873roasties are out of controlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWKs5Vt8dYw&ab_channel=VenusEnergyi vomitted inside when i watched 3 seconds of this
>>472308744Well, this is really something.The rest is very gay though.
>>472307385>>472308744
>>472307385someone that can make an account gimme that song NOWI pays in a lil bit of horror olfriens
>>472306873>The obesity crisis. DiscussIDK.
>>472310339Just click that button, you don't need an account.
>>472306873how long until rich nerds seek out these fat chicks and buy ozempic for them
>>472310534aaaahhhh I didn't know they had relented and allowed downloads again!I have a bunch I need to catch that were blocked for a few monthsthankyou frien
>>472310339You can download it without an accountand making an account is literally just making up a screenname and password anyway.No personal info or email.Honk only has accounts so you can make, save, and share your own playlistsand customize your avatar and settings.
>>472310815Honk never stopped allowing downloads on original music, frenOnly third-party musicians (to encourage users to support them and visit their preferred platforms)
>>472311024yeah but I've had trouble getting it to run, don't know what it is, I enjoy honkfmused to even comment like and subscribe, now I mostly lurk>>472311109yeah third party is fine, I can usually pirate them from youtube, heheh
>>472311181Our coder Potato is always working to add new features, and fix the bugs that come along with each update.He takes requests and suggestions in the forum if you run into any problems.I like the new account feature because I scored big on the Honk slot machines and bought myself a sick crown with my honk coins.Now all the other honkys are jealous of my drip.Try it out sometime, mexibro. You can get yourself a muy guapo sombrero.>pirate them from youtube That's where I get all my parody instrumentals heheh
>>472306873Could be fixed by making people smoke again
>>472311685Redpill me on honkfm, never heard of itDid some anons actually do something productive instead of shitposting 24/7
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>>472311685ah, I'll give getting an account another try then, maybe he's not as fucked like the matrix/element coders who can't get off their bad dragon triple horsecock dildo for 15 minutes a day to actually fix shit>>472311890it's got a lot of pretty good songs and well, a lot of dreck but you sometimes find some pretty good stuffhttps://honkfm.com/1870/au-jus-prostitutes/I like this one
>>472306873No it's notThat's not you wojak...*sobs*That's not you!
>>472308113not nice i like louis wain :(
>>472311917what does that mean?
>>472306873what was it?
>>472312734this pic
>>472312767ty
>>472311890Back in late 2022/early 2023 anons started making their own redpill parody music in a general thread called Vax Jamz (Now That's What I Call Vaxxed). It lasted for a couple months and got really popular. Over the course of like 6 weeks loads of anons made something like 250 songs. Some were professional quality. So we made our own streaming radio station called WPOL.Then, of course, because it was too comfy, organic, fun, and productive, mods/jannies shut it down. They gigabanned anyone involved and blocked the url for WPOL (typing it resulted in instaban). Then the WPOL stream itself got shut down. So one anon said fuck it, let's just make our own site. So he did.Now we have HonkFM. Been cranking out the bangers and making memes ever since. Up to around 2k original songs performed and mixed by /pol/tards and anons like (you) and me.You can still find all the old Vax Jamz and /pol/ Jamz threads in the archives.>TLDR; Yes, some anons did something productive for once and 404chan punished them and shut their threads down for it, so they made their own space to continue being productive without pissing off the kikes and glowies.Literally just had to wait 10 mins for a temporary ban to expire so i could reply lelRemember when this butthole-huffing board made memes?Now they kick you out for that sort of thing
>>472312046Potato is extremely based.Known to fix most reported bugs within 24 hours or less.https://honkfm.com/forum
>>472312854>Remember when this butthole-huffing board made memes?oy vey, don't talk about the bad times>>472312951respecc he will be fried in duck fat when the day comes
What is it about the plapjak meme that sends feds and kike mods into full oyvey shutitdown panic mode?Jannies will let a BBC thread sit in the catalog for an hour but the second someone posts a plap they pull their dilaters out and run to the keyboard. Why so triggered?Do jannies identify with plappigs?
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