Wake up goy, new science dropped.
>>472317231>fossil fuels are bad because they're warming the planet but also cooling them so now we can't stop because we need them to cool the planet and prevent global warmingAGW golems won't question this. Either way, they're gonna start slowly backpedaling from the Green Scam in various ways because Russia and China aren't playing along with it.
>>472317231its the sun
>>472317231Not really new at all aerosols contribute to a few degrees of cooling and if your government wasn’t spraying chemtrails the ocean would be boiling and the world completely uninhabitable with the exception of Antarctica.
>>472317231So obviously you didn't read the article and fell for a clickbait headline.
>>472317697What flavour of schizo is this
>>472317700How old were you when you stopped paying attention to clickbait "science" articles and realized AGW just isn't real?
>>472317231I think we could solve all of this with free helicopter rides.
It's a really warm cold; that's the problem. It- the air makes me wheeze.
>>472317231Predictive power is the test of a good theory and their predictions of the future have been consistently inaccurate. We really know very little about what's really going on with the weather/climate.
>>472317859hes generally right he just got confused by weaving in some sensationalist exaggerations
>>472317451>because Russia and China aren't playing along with itMore co2 accelerates photosynthesis, which is also useful given that the world population is expanding fairly rapidly. You have to pay for ammonia.
>>472317231It's not anything new, except for you I guess, it's been a well-known fact that aerosols released in the athmosphere block ou a part of the sunlight and have a cooling effect.
>>472318221this is true, we should still put effort into cooling the planet though because it is getting hotterthis is why i am for experimental scientific horrors. gotta take risks to see the big gains
>>472318324I think there's more going on with space weather and our magnetosphere than they are accounting for, and that they ignore that aspect on purpose because they can't tax the sun.
>>472318324>(((we))) should put effort into fucking with things we don't understand on a scale that may have catastrophic global consequencesTechnotroons are mental.
>>472318483>they can't tax the sun.They have previously. They will do again once the majority of people have solar panels fitted.>choofin' poofin' stealin' electric from the sky! Need to get serious about tackling it.
>>472318618thisthey already steal everything they can anyway they canthere is no peacefull solution to jewish problem
"Carbon DioxidePlants use carbon dioxide (CO2 ), water, and sunlight to produce sugar in the process of photosynthesis. Increasing the CO2 concentrations above ambient (naturally occurring) levels can improve plant growth, promote earlier flowering, increase the number of flowers, and result in higher yields.4 On sunny days, increasing the CO2 concentration to 1,000 ppm can increase the rate of photosynthesis by approximately 50% over the rate at ambient levels (340 ppm). The level of CO2 can drop to 200 ppm as it is consumed by plants, and the use of supplemental CO2 is needed to keep the levels in the ambient range or above. Under low-light conditions, the optimal CO2 concentration is between 400 and 600 ppm.1 CO2 applications are most beneficial early and late in the day during daylight hours. For tomato seedlings CO2 concentrations of 800 to 1,000 ppm are recommended after seedlings are established when using high quality CO2 . Contaminants in flue gasses can damage young plants.4 "
>>472317231>cooled the planet while warming itSo it's staying lukewarm then?
>>472317685That thing that delivers a large space heater's worth of energy to every m^2 in the upper atmosphere?Bullshit.
>>472317231wonder if her email address is still the smae
>>472318805>2019Meanwhile stoners have been C02 flooding for generations.
>>472317231>climate reporter>womankek
>>472319137Those little yeasties can make beer or wine and help your plant grow at the same time!
>>472317231>science is real>after covid
>>472319137Indeed. Osram have even started copying some of the lighting strategies of stones. They started talking about IR and UV augmented lighting on rollitup years ago, and then it started appearing in Osrams horticultural range of leds.
>>472317231Schrodinger's fossil fuel
>>472317231They're not even trying any more. Imagine how little respect they have for the layperson.
>>472317231>journalists misrepresenting science = science
>>472317231Cool or hot is good, better than the lame earth we have now.
>>472320073Proof of your standard-issue corporate talking point?
>>472318221This is because they always only present the worst case scenarios their models calculate, not the most likely or average.
>>472320038>>472320061
>>472320302>This is because they always only present the worst case scenarios their models calculateThey do that, too, but the actual predictions they make, not "worst case" predictions, are also always way off.
>>472317231>Wake up goy, new science dropped.Got to add the punchline if you are going to tell the joke.When Papa H started putting (((scientists))) into funcamps I wonder if this kind of shit brought it on.
>>472317889>its not real, cause I wanna burn the coallolNah its hilarious of the whine over muh china polluting, is now, oh no China bad for not polluting
>>472320348show me any prediction of man that has been accurateI wont be waiting
>>472317231They're now testing to see how absolutely dumb the mark is in regards to the scam.if the mark still buys into this blatant contradictory nonsense, then the brainwashing is complete and the mark is hooked.
>>472321232>its a testah you mean like trump saying green cards for foreigners over jobs for americans?
>>472319003>in the upper atmosphereYou can feel it all the way on the surface too if you come down from your ivory tower.The whole greenhouse gas model doesn't hold up to scrutiny and is nothing but a conflation of correlation and causation.C02 and Methane levels rise with populations no matter what kind of life it is.They grow in numbers with rising temperature because with it their food sources grow be they arable land for humans, grazing land for animals or plankton in the seas.There is no reason to believe its the other way around.Technology is incredibly resource intensive and those resources and the reason we see such a rise in C02 levels is because massive amounts of trees usually binding it for growth were converted into energy to fuel the industrial revolution.Every ice age ends with a growth period which degenerates very rapidly into a new ice age marked in the geological records with a new black mat.Something periodically vaporizes most life on the earth and we are now seeing increased solar activity in our own and other solar systems our age.>Those little yeastiesThat is actually a pretty nice idea. Ill give it a try.>>472319947I wonder if bioluminescence could be tweaked in its frequency or even be used to grow something like shade tolerant plants.
>>472321348>and those resources and the reasonstroking out already.
We need more "climate engineers"
>>472321181Imagine being so brainwashed that when you're faced with the fact that all of your AGW predictions are always wrong, your only defense is to pretend that actual science is equally fake and makes nothing but wrong predictions.
>>472321586>noo you gotta beleivePost booster card
>>472317685The sun has nothing to do with it that is why none of the global warming models take it into account!
>>472321679And now you've devolved into full-blown psychosis shitting out completely incoherent replies.
>>472318618>you have solar and because of that you aren't buying electricity>you will have to pay a tax for not paying for electricityIt won't take long for this to happen
>>472317231>Gee i dunno let's just ignore data we have about major volcanic activity and just attribute everything to humans-these dumb grifters and their retarded followers.
>>472321851>nooo trust the sicence, the science is god
>>472321788Checked.Also notice the terrence howard shilling.Its beyond cringe inducing but he is clearly putting on an act.What is it they are trying to frame by guilt through association with this clown?A couple of the longest minutes of my life later while sitting through that dogshit he says it.He is citing the electric universe theory.So I went to look that up and it turns out its literally>what if our model of the universe that cant even predict our own solar system without crutches like dark matter and invisible planets is wrong about the sun>>472321851He is coherent and you just dont understand the lingo because you are a new.
CO2 is plant food and plants cool the air by evaporating water. Urban cities causes warming.
>>472318265>paying for amonianigger behavior
>>472324164People misconstrue an attempted description as truth all too commonly>ge me the thingie>the thing that you put screws in with>get me a screw driver>a star screwdriver>a #2 posidrive, bout 4 inch long max, not a stubby, I need at aleast a 2 inch shankAll accurate and would be used in work, but only the last one actually gets anywhere near the reality of what you needScience is about observation, not about truthVery little is truth, and the systems where we have truth we have constrained and created> a computer will do exactly what you say, unless youre a mario speedrunner, then one of you will have it change outside your control
>>472317231>It's cold because it's hot.These people are a waste of space.
>>472317231
so global warming is fake now?we've been cooling it while warming it?what the fauci?
>>472317231She couldn’t bare saying “mankind’s”
>>472318221It would be neat if we could open a hole in the ozone layer to let some green house gasses out and then seal it back up again
It's an actual real articleWhat the fuck.Fuck the ministry of science, I will have them on my belly to feast on!
>>472317231>cooled the planet while warming the planetWhat a braindead retard. There are no words to dsscribe how titanically stupid she is.
>>472317889in 1992
Wait, they want to argue that sulfur and co2 from oil is bad, but that's what olants crave. They need sulfur and co2 to thrive. What are they even doing?
>>472324475>a #2 posidrive, bout 4 inch long max, not a stubby, I need at aleast a 2 inch shankYou may not like it but this is what peak efficiency looks like.>Science is about observation, not about truthIts about finding a prediction model. We want to be able to calculate planetary movements to slingshot ect.>a computer will do exactly what you say, unless youre a mario speedrunner, then one of you will have it change outside your controlBreaking the tool doesn't break reality tho unless the tool is an accurate representation of reality hence the need for a working model of the universe.No more hadron colliders and mass surveillance masked as measurement devices on satellites. Everything could then be simulated and things brute forced that would be simply too dangerous or expensive to do in reality.Good thing were not in such a simulation. Gee that would fucking suck.
>>472325608The issue is that the hydrocarbons have been locked away for a few million years to forever since most is abiogenicthus, no, the plants did not have this stuffPlus plants are icky to the nondruidThey hate them and clear cutt ehm for infinite subdivisionsWHy yes they just did this too me and now I will be surrounded by niggers and made to stare at slate grey sidingBut hey,
>>472324164>He is coherent and you just dont understand the lingo because you are a new.Imagine overcompensating so fucking hard over being a redditor who came here two days ago with the rest of your infestation. He's completely incoherent and so are the rest of your buttbuddies.
>>472326041That's retarded and gay, no wonder nuscience is full of faggots.
>what is sulfur dioxide
>>472326269Everything is nusciencetake your pick of when it started and you will be wrong>>472326295that thing people make when their guts arent wet enough
>>472317231Yeah, that definitelly sounds like something Osaka would say. I bet that reporter doesn't know the difference between escalator and elevator, too.
>>472326435one eats americans, the other moves their fat asses
>>472326421I don't believe in science or religion (kikes)
>>472324826I member when the ozone layer disappearing was the big awful thing affecting the climate
>>472326179No he very coherently called you a vaxmaxxed cretin after you got ancy for being called out claiming an accurate prediction model would exist.
>>472318483
>>472326482No escalator with a bit of self respect would eat an American, that results in clogged gears and such. What they need is steady diet of chinese people.
>>472326041>people buy a home>they're no longer a first time homebuyer
>>472326733Nope, a group of 3 got eaten in near me in SpringfieldTheir sandal got stuck, the top hatch popped off and they tumbled in until the 4th used their backs to get to safetyIts more surprsing witht he lack of maintnence it doesnt happen more often, but then we eke out china by .8 per capita>>472326743>needing a second house
>>472320315Heading for an ice age?
>>472326743>thinking that makes the chart betterAre you retarded
>>472326659No, that was completely incoherent. It would have been coherent if it had anything whatsoever to do with my posts or with this thread, but it doesn't. He just glitched out and you're a redditor.
>>472327726>noo youre buzzword, you hafta be newAh, are you confusing new with underaged now in the hopes of getting your rocks off groomer?You have yet to show a prediction model nor your pureblood status
>>472327726>They do that, too, but the actual predictions they make, not "worst case" predictions, are also always way off.To which >>472321181 replied with:>show me any prediction of man that has been accurateTo which you replied with your ongoing tangent about everyone else being brainwashed but you never coughed up a single prediction.>He just glitched out and you're a redditor.You dont know the lingo because you are a braindead summerfag.We see your kind here every year. Its holidays so all the schoolchildren are traveling with their families so you cant rape them and because you have no friends in your military base you impotently argue with people on /pol/.https://asiatimes.com/2024/04/us-troops-in-moldova-in-emerging-plan-b-for-ukraine/
>>472317231> ... has cooled the planet while warming it.the sheer idiocy of this statement is the best representation of leftist "intelligence" i've seen to date. it's astounding people this stupid even know how to breathe.
>>472317685/thread
>>472317685this. the sun needs to tighten it's boot straps
>>472328840Also cause verizon is shitting the bed here in the DC NOVA area so doing work is hard for anyoneThus leaving only the disconcerted shill attempts here as they try and find something to do as they now really cant move paperwork>>472328985Wait til you hear about the people who think that three in one spirits are such an impossible thing to comprehend they come up with special words for itPeople love to make profound statements that arent wirth the paper misouri became a state on, yet think it makes them worthy of oxfordreally its just the difference of someone who knows a more accurate word for the scenario and someone desperate to not be known as fir for the fields as fertilizer and no higher, and certainly not lower as a miner
>>472317231>You pay double tax for warming and freezing the planetPlease DO IT. Apex clownworld
>>472317231at that speed it's like the same as hitting concrete
>>472329181Give the sun a pronounced bit of butt lift and make its core squish a littlenot a lot, take a million off its life so its easier to kickstart terraforming mars and venus gets a bit more offgassy from solar wind strippagethen we have two very acceptable nonsatelite locations to move toAfter all, the three body problem shills sure shutup fast about it when the predictive programming part was postulated and the need to get out of the system
>>472324826We should open the hole in the ozone over India or Africa. Hell, I'd take central America or even south China.
>>472317697>>472317859>>472318258cloud seeding has been done for maybe 20 plus years right now. Also the sun was yellow when I was growing up.
>>472329181>>472329181The sun is deeply problematic!All that free energy is very anti semitic.It needs to be blotted out and taxmaxxed.>>472329193>verizon >workLmao send in the diversity hires!>cloud seeding>20 plus years right now.Probably longer.It blows my mind how people still think its a conspiracy theory.>https://www.dri.edu/cloud-seeding-program/what-is-cloud-seeding/When I was in China for the parades they also did this to make sure they didn't have rain in Beijing.
>>472328840How does my pointing supporting the idea that legitimate science needs to make accurate and testable predictions justify this delusional redditor screeching about clotshots? It doesn't. You and your assbuddies have been spamming this board nonstop for days now, you can't fit in so you devolve into these clownish cycles of overcompensation.
>>472330429Nah, its not muh buzzword for losersthe simple issue is that too many of our systems rely on stopgaps and crackfills over actual design, so changing anything will break ittheyre busy trying to upgrade to 5g here and likely plucked boxes that some engineer 2 decades ago made dedicated but didnt noteAnd so now service is spotty because of the extra hopsAT&T had this happen when they moved to anew buildingwhat should have just been a relocation turned into a nationwide outage because they accidentalied the east coast backbone because that center actually was never supposed to move as some engineer back in 1994 saw fit when it was builtSomewhat not a surprise since it was a dusal sat comms and gsm facility
>>472333678>the simple issue is that too many of our systems rely on stopgaps and crackfills over actual design, so changing anything will break itIf it aint broke dont ACK>what should have just been a relocation turned into a nationwide outage because they accidentalied the east coast backbone because that center actually was never supposed to move as some engineer back in 1994 saw fit when it was built>Somewhat not a surprise since it was a dusal sat comms and gsm facilitykek
>>472334881well thats the thing, it is broke and thus the need for the upgradethe issue is those old white male saintly engineers have the same documenting habits as everyone else when its not a breakfast on twitter or something relating to showing an actual female and not anime tiddies in a comicSo where it never should have been, things hsould have been written properly the first time, they chose to get cleverAnd I know this well, getting clever is something I have to remind myself not to bejust as I am probably the dumbest in the room, not the smartest
>>472319119>send tipsAsk her how much for a titty flash
>>472318085/thread
>>472335989The biggest lie about the competency crisis is that its new.America has been aggressively going downhill for longer than most people have been alive.
>>472317685Lets get rid of it
>>472336430YepId say its a lot to do with how little systems can be understood by one person and how many things now are one person does a part and only they know how it workslike how thers only like 7 austisc people who can make new cpus and intel and amd trade them back and forth
>>472317231huzzaa!!our war against global warming is over.
test
>>472329610Yeah I recall sun being yellow as fuck, its fucking white now
>>472317451The whole point of this green ideology being promoted in the West was to allow less developed countries to catch up to the USA. WE need to cut back while they go hogwild and pollute global systems with frivolous products produced with slave labor. Cut a green and reveal the red underneath, its just Marxism with extra steps. Still leads to lower quality of life, poverty, and mass death.
>>472317231Hold on, just so I have this straight:>Emissions actually COOLED the planet>By cutting emissions, we're letting the planet get warmerDo I have this right?
>>472317859Banana flavor
>>472339965I live in a very foresty northeast state and the most obvious thing I notice that I don't remember growing up is all the leaves being shimmery silver in the sunlight. It can be beautiful, but it looks artificial and strange.
>>472340743nopeyou got it wrongIts,China made emissions of soot, these acted to create rainChina isnt burning coal now, so countries are now drying out due to lack of rainIts just more China bad>china you pollute so much with so many people, fix it>nooo im drying out, this is your fault for not burning coal
>>472340603smartest nigga on /pol/did you read Micheal Crichton's article comparing environmentalists to commies? I did and that dude was right. RIP based author.
>>472321859already happened with hybrid and elec cars, added a tax at purchase equal to the use of gas engines
>>472337995Global warming is dead!Long live global warming!>>472336898Same in coding. Once you made a system you are invaluable to the company because trying to find someone who can decipher your mess will cost more than just giving you raise after raise.>>472340743Send it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgDGsyScdmY
>>472317451>>472317231>what is sulfur dioxide50iq boomers need to die already
>>472319119Dick tip pics incoming!
Btw an ac130 just flew over my house with an escort of 4 fighter jets.Yeah I'm in Berlin laugh it up.
>>472329610When I was a kid the sky was often deep blue, now it's like watching it through a white filter
>>472317231This shit literally says “cooled the planet while warming it.”
>>472345726My bad it was a c130 with a tanker and two jets escorting a fake callsign masquerading as a swiss liner.
>>472346565yep.
>>472328840>>still hasnt described WHAT lingo IT is talking about...When you start with this kind of bullshit and pulpil, you have already lost in a battle with Anon.Anon sees you.You are not behind cover any longer.You have been exposed.
>>472340603>>472344488based niggers right here
>>472342128Waxy coating on the leaves due to decreased humidity levels.Have you noticed that people sweat much less than they used to?That the outdoors is more comfortable in warm weather?Did you know that CERN has a major project that is examining how high energy partilces coming from deep space into the earths atmosphere create rainclouds???Literally studying innovations for more accurate weather modification.
>>472347976>still hasnt described WHAT lingo>When you start with this kind of bullshit and pulpilOkay here is a crash course to get you up to speed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht3oMqOESko
>>472317889No it's absolutely real. The problem is that it requires a Malthusian solution and most green-minded people are too afraid of nuclear power or killing off chinks, pajeets, durkas, and africans.
>>472346565it's the same people who say having a dick can mean you're a woman
Remember: propaganda is meant to demoralize you, not convince you.
>>472349232>No it's absolutely realThen how come every aspect of climate science is demosntrably fake? If AGW was real, why do they need fake data, fake models, fake theories, fake consensus, fake experts, fake peer review, neo-Lysenkoist demonization of critics and fake mainstream coverage?
>>472344272Don't burn the coal and pay the toll?
>>472317231new study proves that white supremacy has damaging cooling effect on climate
>>472318805If someone built an enclosed backpack that housed plant/s and your breathing output inputted into it with additional water if required then that would help destroy all the climate/over population garbage. Along with not enough food to feed them nonsense.
>>472350656yepCoal is great for nuclear materialgas, noand obviously not the restPart of the whole fun of nuuu climate change isnt real is the people not checking into any of the historyjust abjectly going, yuppers its like las monthlike forgetting that the 2nd largest crop in the US until WW1 was ice, and that many ice farms now cant make anyThey dont realize the shift because to them ice isnt an essential item
>>472317231these retards don't have a fucking clue about literally anything it's all just lies
>>472317685/bread
>>472319119>her inbox unmanageable Isn't that all women?
>>472318265theoretically there's a risk of runaway photysntehsis in the oceans which would consume all the CO2 and turn the Earth into ice ballbut I don't think we're nowhere near thatthere were times in Earth history (if you want to believe it) that atmosphere had 10x the CO2 it has now. Nothing bad happened and the flora was thriving. Though it wasn't conjoined with deforestation, so that might be a factoreither way, as much as I'm not convinced about global warming, I don't think we should pollute unnecessarily
>>472317231ofc none of the retards here will read the article, but the logic is perfectly reasonable. sulfur pollution from burning coal is reflective and reduce the amount of light that reaches the earth. we have eliminated most of this pollution, but co2 emissions continue. as a result, the rate of global warming is increasing. really, is that so hard to understand?https://www.yahoo.com/news/ve-accidentally-cooling-planet-stop-180738974.html
>>472317231There have not been any stratospheric aerosol injection airplanes so far this summer. So it has been hot but with brezzes rather than humid to cause blood clots in the elderly and obese. I bet it's because America is going broke.
>>472317451>Russia and China aren't playing along with it.China funded most eco marxism in the EU and USA and the UN to cripple European and American industry. Russia and China and India are not based, they are fucking cancer
>>472340603Why let them catch up? What does that benefit? That takes time, why not just expedite our progress
>>472319302I had a buddy that used to make cider wine inside his grow room for this exact reason. The guys that grow no-till will inoculate their soil with fungus and bacteria cultures. If it’s in a sealed environment they usually have to vent the room because the soil microbes produce enough co2 that it will eventually burn the plants.
>>472317231>Humans' fossil fuel burning has cooled the planet while warming>>472317700I don't read horseshit anon, especially with subheadings like>Humans' fossil fuel burning has cooled the planet while warming it
