There have been some pretty solid ones floating around today
>>472364734it will be fake and gay and nothing ever happens
>I love Israel!>don’t listen to him! I love Israel even more !!!!
>>472364734Joe Biden dies of a meth/uppers cocktail induced heart attack on live tv . But then gets swapped with a double
>>472364734Trump is going to be replaced with a masked opperative, Trump was already executed for treason in gitmo, Patriots in control.
>>472364734>>472364871
>>472364827realistically this is what will happen.
>>472364734I'm big into stroking my small white cock to BLACKED and BLACKEDRAW pornographs.
>>472364827<I stopped covid!>No I stopped covid!
>>472365213Ayo what’s up then white boy
>>472364734CNN moderator giving in to the temptation of fucking with Trump’s mic in order to irritate him.
>>472364734I’m not watching or going along with this blatant rigged debate. Avoiding all clips of it too.
>>472364734You don't know shit.
>>472365231< this is trumps recession >no I’m inheriting bidens recession < am not > are too< am not>ARE TOO
>>472365315The muting will happen during the 2 minute delay.
>>472365190Alright, sooo it looks like Mark Normand might actually be gay based on what he said on a recent appearance on Howie's podcast
>>472365323Oh I’m recording it for the express purpose of removing cnns logo and hosting it in Mexico where my provider doesn’t give a fuck about your (((dmca)))I’m not even watching it.Overlay in iMovie, remove their logo, rip in handbrake and publish
>>472364827Cope brownoidIsrael is a white ally
>>472365282Show BBC.
I get coffee, a nice meal, sit down, watch a masked man larping as bide, cnn aka ccp persecute and sabotage the actual United States President... the whole world will watch the blunt lying of an illegitimate regime.Militaries and analysts, nations and people world wide will watch, they will watch another nail in the coffin of US.Now, the illegitimate regime may give Trump some breaks, that's to give hope to the people and the world snd especially trick Russia that if they hold on, just a bit longer sanity may return to save civilization... all this to buy time, prepare to steal, cheat, lie, persecute, destroy... indiscriminately Everyone starting with US itself, and even tricking their own military into pacification either via fear of civil war if they act or that sanity will come if they just let wait, just wait as your nation and people get destroyed then the world.That's what's up.
>>472365512nigger shut up
>>472365535I’d love to introduce you to my BBC but it uhm, it um It lives in Canada!!!! I am not gay!!!!
>>472364813Fippity Bippity
>>472365315As soon as trump brings up biden being unfit to stand trial, theyll mute him
>>472365608What you just said, honkey??
Just remember that as the world watches and they have and will, the consecuences will not be understood yet even by the perps themselves, just like last time!And the consecuences will be catastrophic, in folds more catastrophic then in the past.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
>>472364734I would vote for Joe Biden if he actually did that. I vote for who makes me lol more, and right now I'm not
>>472364734They will argue over who loves israel the most trump will day that biden has not done enough for them after oct 7th and biden will call him an antisemite and talk about the decades he has been in office where he has supported israel every step of the way.
>>472364734Trump's gonna go scooby doo and pull the mask off Biden to show who's really been meddling with the kids
>>472364734Trump is done. Biden may die on the spot, he will still win.
>>472364734Biden given the questions ahead of time, like how hillary was 8 years ago or how it came out he was given questions ahead of time for news conferences already.Asymmetric questions given to Trump and Biden, they won't be the same questions.Half of the time trump says anything it will be taken 100% literally and not as a turn of phrase, where the "moderators" will attempt to gang bang him, saying "acktually blah blah blah" and use that to eat up his time on the mic (no they won't give it back to him).Like the last debate, wikipedia articles will be edited in real time to try and make whatever Trump is talking about look bad. Remember when he talked about the proud boys, by the next morning 4 different partisan articles that all referenced each other incestuously were created, then cited on wikipedia to turn the proud boys wikipedia page into some kind of nazi-hysteria nonsense.
>>472364734People still buy this kayfabe?
>>472365452Kek
>>472364734no one cares
Reading all of these horrible spam replies and comparing them to the Obama McCain threads from 2014 is fucking depressing.I hate all of you stupid niggers (or more realistically kikes) who ruin this place on purpose.
>>472364734The mic will only be on when it's their turn to speak, so donny won't be able to shout over Biden like the dumb orange nigger he is.
>>472365605>muh elekshin fraudActual proof, not just the rantings of a 70 year old spoiled brat?>SHUT UP SHILL KIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>472367683>shills for fat orange retard>gets laughed at for having the mind of childMUH FUKIN DEPRESSERINO
>"Bibi is a bad little man, a bad little man. He wants to kill all those children. You know what I say? I say we dissolve Israel. We'll get rid of it. Bye bye Israel.">Microphones are blown out as the crowd erupts into applause for Mr. Trump>CNN panic cuts to a commercial>It's completely tone-deaf Israeli propaganda that's endorsing Trump>The commercials shift a few times as the control room tries to perform damage control.>Each panicked switch is just another Israeli propaganda production provided to the network by AIPAC minders>Finally, a Charmin commercial plays>It's too late>He really was willing to do anything>He's won
>>472367945Where did I endorse either candidate in my post you fucking moron? Go cry under your cuckdome.
>>472364734I predict Trump will say the word "shark" at some point during the debate. In fact I bet $10 on it.If he says shark, I win $100.Cmon babyShark! Shark! Shark!
it will go exactly like pic rel
>>472364734Miga
>>472367683Both candidates are dogshit what is there to seriously put any thought into. This country is a joke
>>472364734i hope this happens that would be really fucking cool actually. CLown world would take off once and for all
>>472368040>"Bibi is a bad little man, a bad little man. He wants to kill all those children. You know what I say? I say we dissolve Israel. We'll get rid of it. Bye bye Israel."Trump would NEVER say this. If anything, he will dedicate some time to slurping Israeli balls. His entire family is Jewish. His inner circle has always been jews; Roy Cohn, Michael Cohen, Roger Stone, Jared Kushner ...Wake up, rube.
>>472368639this fuckin guy gets it
>>472368730I can't imagine anyone watching this debate for any reason other than the bitchfit Zion Don will throw because he can't yell over Father Time. There will be supercuts of his tears and clenched fists all over the internet on Monday. I'll just wait.
>>472368639Your wrongbiden's would be>If niggers don't love me they ain't niggers
>>472364734Joe Biden is going to fuck Donald Trmp's pussy raw on live television.
>>472364734Biden is hopped on meth, yells and does his Angry Old Man for the first half of the debate and slowly comes off his high and starts mumbling and possibly shits himself on stage. Trump's mic gets cut off a lot, which ironically allows Biden to ramble incoherently uninterrupted for the majority of the evening. CNN bans Livestream of the debate by commenters on YouTube so only a few old Boomers actually see it live. CNN declares Biden the winner and nobody actually gives a shit and it has little to no effect on the actual election.
>>472368948I’m gonna watch it because I want an excuse to stay home and enjoy some solitude
>>472369204Analysis complete ... 0 lies detectedBeep boop
>>472364734Biden and Trump will have gay sex during the 2 minute delay. Look for stray blobs of semen after a jump cut by CNN.
>>472369297You could just watch The Outlaw Josie Wales instead. Maybe have a scotch. Maybe shoot a stray dog after midnight. Have fun, anon.
>>472369053>expecting a 400 year old man to have the fortitude ...Maybe that Camp David Baby's Blood (TM) is extra good this year.
>>472364734Joe Biden could shower on stage live with his grandchildren assfucking all of them then shoot Trump in the face live on CNN and not lose any voters.
>>472369032He loves that line.
>>472369465lure the stray dog into the back of the truck and then drop him off at the local country club neighborhood where all the jew live.
>>472364734Biden will overdose, CNN will cut the feed, and a new challenger will appear.
Insane adderall-fueled hyperpartisan boomer-babble.
>>472368639
>>472369595Didn't that orange retarded guy say something similar about himself? You know, because he's fucking stupid?
>>472369763Now do Donny.
>>472369465My dog just died I don’t want to here the dead dog edgelord bullshit right now anon. I’ve been sober for 9 months I don’t want to fuck that up and I don’t watch western movies even clit Eastwood ones
>>472369722I have $1000 on Biden dies on stage and $1000 on Trump gets arrested for it and leaves in handcuffs.
>>472364933Hence the 2 minute delay
>>472365190This. I'm pre-gaming a burger & fries. And have some tendies & ranch for the main event. God bless America!
>>472364933>33Digits reveal the architect of this calamity.
>>472369842Instead of pardoning Julian Assange and Edward Snowden he elected to pardon his daughter's jew husband's father and some nigger honor roll student who made music about killing White pipo.
>>472364734BOTH OF THEM SHIT THEIR PANTS
>>472370044Trump's team should have insisted that hot-swapping was against the rules in this debate.
>>472369204It's not going to be LIVE though, it'll be "live" after a 3 minute delay... giving CNN enough time to cut anything particularly damaging. Convenient that there will be no witnesses...er, no studio audience, allowed!
>>472369857Damn anon, cover your pussy; nobody wants to see that!!
>>472370250>anything particularly damaging.As if it could be worse.
Ten bucks says Biden shits his pants
>>472364734Trump should pull out of the debate. It would outrage the establishment
>>472370414CNN is going to blur Joe's face.
>>472370500They're hosing out his tattered old colon right now to avoid just such a calamity.
>>472370500I'll bet he shits himself 3 times before they even get him on stage. It's a method of control, and also to get attention while KJP wipes him clean.
>>472364734Joe is not based enough to do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYVA62aI5k4&
Jeb shows up and kills Trump and Biden.
>>472370685>man showers with his teen daughter>not based enoughthe whole family are real American Heroes.
>>472370782JEB!
>>472364734poo poo pee peeright?https://www.bitchute.com/video/kfEm4c7Rcpna/
>>472370782>>472370800how did the guac King not qualify for this debate?shame.
>>472370782LOADED GUAC
>>472370301Everything made out of Hollywood/from the west is jewish trash including your Clint eastwood movies
>>472370864(((They))) are scared of Jeb!, so keeping out of the media. He is a SERIOUS contender for 2024.
>>472368391youre a fucking madman dude you chalk laying mf'er
>>472368391>sharkWhy would he say shark? What a weird option for a bet. I'll bet he won't say it because the only way it would come up would be to call Biden a shark but that doesn't fit the pathetic, feeble old man narrative
TheaterNot watching
>>472364734thanks to AI voice over, Biden will be flawless..> every-time they pan to Trump or Zoom out on Biden, while Biden is talking.. it'll be BIDEN AI VOICE OVER.
>>472371005mmmkay guy
>>472364734Roughly midway through the debate there will be some technical issues, after a couple minutes everything is back to normal but Trump is unusually nervous and reserved. Some viewers will believe that biden looks and sounds different but the camera never lingers on him after.
>>472364734>"Mr. Trump, you've said before that you want to kill all Ukrainians by pulling the plug on their funding and handing their country over to Putler. Are you a Russian asset?">"Well I—">"I'm sorry, we're going to cut you off right there for disinformation. Moving on..."Expect exactly this.
>>472371098CNN is going to kill both candidates and install Michelle Obama as Grand Pubah of the Clown World Empire.
>>472364734digits and the President has one of his "freezing moments"; and stands silent for the 2 minutes he's given to answer a question
>>472364734If Biden actually did this I would vote for him.Unironically.
>>472364827Kek, this. Maybe one or both of them will also shit their pants, but that's about it when it comes to what to expect.
>>472364734I wonder what cocktail of drugs they're pumping biden full of before the debate to make him look not senile.
>>472371197CNN will be holding his hand the whole way, don't worry.
>>472365213>>472365282Both of you are white 23 year olds
>>472364734reminder:
>>472364734It's all just a farce you dummies. It doesn't matter who is the prezzie. Give me control of a nation's money supply, and I care not who makes its laws.
>>472371195They would in an instant if they could. Is CNN moderating the debate? Lol, why would Trump agree to that? Or has it gotten better since Zucker was rousted?
>>472364734>I LOVE ISRAEL MORE THEN HIM!>Israel will get 10 times more money from meTrump: I will liquidate every single Americans checking and savings account and give it ALL to ISRAEL! And will enact martial law and round up anyone who refuses to become a noahide slave to the state of Israel!Trump and Biden: "I will allow anyone and everyone from around the world to invade our country!"
>>472365452Kek I read that in 2l2t voice
>>472365960You cheapen the experience of lurking because you are medicore
>>472371453if I were the Bolsheviks I'd want Trump to win this one. the money printing bubble pops right after he takes office -WHOOPS!nothing could be better for them. he can't do shit with the millions strong bureaucracy and the kakistocracy of the judicial branch and justice system. military? jews and faggots.he loses at every turn and they blame him for everything. perfect set up. make the election as close as possible but let Trump win.
>joe biden stutters and calls Trump a conflicted felon>joe biden cites various misleading numbers to suggest he's doing good.>Trump says how he will be the best president for israel>democrat voters refuse to accept the fact that Trump objectively wins the debate.>remote controlled fly lands on Trump's head
>>472369792>that orange retarded guyKek, you can't even say his name it upsets you so much, what a faggot, just kys dude, you aren't cut out for living
>>472364734Biden>Trump is bad!Trump>Biden is bad!repeat for an hour
>>472371750that's probably Whoopi Goldstein I heard she posts here now.
>>472371391They can't let Biden's people in because then they'd have to let Trump's, and they'll just act like a bunch of niggers.
>>472370782Punished Jeb! timeline So fucking hype
>>472370886GUAC 9MM
>>472371750Answer the question, Shekelstein.
>>472371823add in the moderator cutting off Trump every time and yeah pretty much that's every debate in history though
Boomers can't die soon enough. I hate their retarded, disgusting, robot asses. Death to boomers. Kill old men. FUCKING END THEM
God dammit anons. Where is everyone watching this and a place to comment. Leave link or your a nigger.
>>472365512Shut up, jew.
>>472371195>>472371511The future is chocolate.
>>472364813>>472364827F&spbp/thread
>>472371823Biden>ALL MONEY FOR ISREAL! Trump:>All money for Israel plus liquidating all Americans accounts and giving to Israel!Biden:>M-m-me too! I agree!
>>472372099It's a CNN debate, doesn't start for a few hours yet
Fellow niggers, when is this debate happening? Spoonfeed me in the format: "x hours and y minutes from now"
>>472364734Best case scenario, really. Trump dies a martyr and Biden discredits the establishment Democratic Party for a generation.
>>472371703I don't think he understand that because he was on All In Podcast and said that it was Biden was exclusively caused inflation right as Joey took office which is willfully dishonest because inflation does not work like that as complex systems require time for changes and/or consequences to proliferate throughout the entire machine from point A to point Z. Donnie helped cause that inflation just as much as Joey both through money printing.
>>472365213>>472365282Two jews in neighboring cubicles
>>472364734Where can I stream and watch it?
>>472371938>ShekelsteinYeah, Trump said something about shooting someone on fifth avenue and people still voting for him and he's right, I'd definitely vote for him if he did that. Now why don't you prove you're not a jew by saying something derogatory about jews. I don't care if you "denounce the talmud" you're all liars and you're allowed to lie to the goyim, I want you to post something a jew never would post, it has to be harmful to jews image, I'll start
not gonna lie it's going to be fun watching these senile out-of-touch men go at each other. Too bad CNN is going to cuck both of them with this mic moderation (obviously they will cuck DJT more out of their retarded spite)That said, trump 2024
>>472372099>Where is everyone watching this and a place to comment.On youtube it'll be CNN or Fox or any live feed it'll come up with a search. At 9pm Eastern 8pm Central 7pm Mountain 6pm Pacific Or in about 2 and half hours from now
Fucking faggot amerimutts, why did you schedule the debate at 21:00? I'm not staying awake until 3 AM to watch that shit.
>>472371750At this point, it's just embarrassing.
>>472364734Biden will get flustered and will need the question to be repeated, his answer will still trail off into anecdotes.Trump will make a wild claim and back it up with an impossible promise, something new that will shock, probably off the cuff too.
>>472372586>it's just embarrassing.Yea the state of the world, our economy, the non mental state of our president is all embarrassing. And the time with Trump glows in comparison except for all the burning of liberal utopias Soros paid homeless meth heads to do with Antifa brand debit cards.
>>472372586That's not about jews, moishe, prove you're not a jew before you get another (you)>>472372394
>>472372586>>472372394>>472372111bait, retards, or cops, call it
>>472372394Israel did 9/11 by tricking dumb arabs to fly planes into buildings they had already rigged to explode.Interest over 1% is usury.Jesus was an okay guy.I enjoy hard work; like picking peas.You should only be paid what you have earned.Israel is not a legitimate State, and has further delegitmized itself every day since its corrupt inception.
>>472372213?
>>472364734Dana Bash was married to the chief of staff of the CIA who helped put together the "51 Intelligence Officials" letter so Joe Biden could deflect to it during the debate in 2020. She is a moderator for tonight's debate, lol.
>>472364827I’ve been saying this all day, thank you.
>>472364813fpbp much yelling
>>472372728>>472372763>>472372394>>472372858Better?
>>472372858just fyi palestine is a less legitimate state than pissrael
>>472372858I accept, so do you actually like Biden or just hate Trump that much?
>>472364734Biden is going to be so aderalled out that he will have a heart attack and die on stage.
>>472364827Correct.
>>472373105Yes, all things within Israel's grasp are pozzed travesties.
>>472364734You see the shit going on with Israel and Russia today? That's no coincidence. If things go bad and Biden starts to bomb they will pull him off stage under pretense of the wars escalating and he is needed asap. The plan then is switch him at the DNC and justify it with needing someone with enough stamina to endure the possibility of wartime for the next 8 years. Yes they are really going to play the WW3 card.
>>472367419>Biden given the questions ahead of timeWon't matter because he won't understand them.
>>472365213Based
Tonight we make bets on whether the sitting president of the united states of america poops his pants on live primetime tv. What a world.
>>472373191based, always comforting to find actual humans here with skills in critical thinking
>>472364734PEE PEE PEEPOO POO POOJOE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO
>>472368040You're not seeing reality for what it is, mate.
>>472365742show bussy
>>472368391Your wins in the bets are wierd.
>>472373115I hate Trump. I hate what he has done to political discourse. I hate his attitude, his nepotism, his whining, his double standards, his hypocrisy, his adultery, his frauds, his CONSTANT LYING. I hate his fucking makeup and lifts, I hate his ugly bucktoothed children, his gold-plated nigger taste, his lack of intelligence, his lack of charisma, his lack of knowledge, his arrogance, on and on, But most of all, I hate what he has done to people who I used to love and respect who chose easy answers and a scapegoat over careful consideration and critical thought.Yeah. I hate that motherfucker.
>>472372978Interesting info.But that is Muttmerica.
>>472364734>>472364827>love IsraelBiden has a 5-decade career (far longer than DJT) in the D.C. swamp of sucking Israel cock, never done anything else in his adult life he's the GOAT:>https://rumble.com/v3viqzvhttps://rumble.com/v3viqzv
>>472373473Lol, tranny.Everybody loves Trump exactly and only because of the Trump Derangement Syndrome he causes in trannies like you.You will never be a woman.
>24 pbtidIf you or someone you know is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, please talk to your doctor about treatment options. Not all forms of TDS may be fatal. Recovery is possible with the right treatment.
>>472373650Classic nigger-brained migat response.I LIK TRUMP BECUZ HE MAKE PEEPL MADYou're a fucking retard. I hope you die in a fire.
>>472369053bottom don getting his bussy stretched
>>472369465>Outlaw Josey WalesPatrician taste, Anon
>>472364734Biden is going to be amazingly on point and everyone is going to be really confused by it
>>472373712
>>472373201They’ll have him on the most insane cocktail of modern drugs to make him as lucid as possible. Then his heart will explode off camera and he’ll be replaced by the next double.
>>472364734Blatantly rigged corporate bullshit. Don't bother.
>>472373817Thank you, anon.
>>472364734lol that'd be the SHITmax drama, max chaos
>>472373650what indicates that he's a tranny?looks to me like he's a free thinker with his own opinion, a rarity on /pol/
>>472373784Dilate
>>472364734Both argue about who can drink the most jewjew cum
>>472364734Biden's dentures are gonna pop out mid sentence. Bet on it.
>>472373819there simply isn't enough Provigil for that to happen
>>472373845So then liberals have trump derangement syndrome AND Biden derangement syndrome??
>>472373878It was so funny when they tried to do that Dark Brandon heel turn with Biden after he flopped as a baby face. They really don't know what to do with this character but they keep pushing him.
>>472373473I dislike Joe Biden. I dislike what he has done to political discourse. I dislike his attitude, his nepotism, his whining, his double standards, his hypocrisy, his adultery, his frauds, his CONSTANT LYING. I dislike his makeup and lifts, I dislike his children, his gold-plated bad taste, his lack of intelligence, his lack of charisma, his lack of knowledge, his arrogance, on and on, But most of all, I dislike what he has done to people who I used to love and respect who chose easy answers and a scapegoat over careful consideration and critical thought. Yeah. I dislike that motherfucker.
>>472369722So, who do they replace Biden with?>Cameltoe >Hilldawg>Big Mike>Gavin Nuisance >Pete Bootybutt >Other
>>472373864Donny & Co. will be coked to the gills. It might actually be fun to watch, maybe with the sound off.
one of them is 100% crossing the stage to use the others mic.i just hope their handlers convinced them both it was a good idea and they just end up trading podiums by mistake
>>472373473I guess I can agree with that. I still hate what democrats did with political discourse more.Neither are useful to the american people. And no one was using any critical thought who voted for mainstream political parties. So it's mostly a wash.
>>472374013Have you considered the idea that biden is playing a "sicilian flu" act to prevent being prosecuted in the future? (Look it up (sicilian flu) if you dont know what I mean)In this analysis it would make sense for him to be completely lucid, if only for a few hours, to gather votes
A debate between 2 jewish cocksuckers?Oh my! Who will I ever vote for?
>>472373923>looks to me like he's a free thinker with his own opinion, a rarity on /pol/aaaaaaaand now you're going to get called a tranny, fag, or jew.Rolling for Fag
Kinda want to go to the bar to watch it since I'm in Trump central and the old farts get rowdy plus I expect they will both say the exact same things about shit that actually matter so it'll ultimately be moot (RIP). Odds I get up and go, evens I stay here and jerk off.
>>472374173Yeah, that's the way the nigger goes over here. Kek
Does anyone have the meme with Biden and Trump going back and forth about who loves niggers and israel more? I want to send it to some boomer friends
>>472374181nice roll, have fun anon
>>472364734I predict that I'm not gonna watch it.Also: sage goes in all fields.
>>472374166>sicilian fluLol. New term to me, though not a new concept. He'd be a better actor than a Daniel Day-Lewis/Anthony Hopkins/George C. Scott turducken.
>>472373784It honestly has some appeal. There is an argument that major networks will be shilling anti-israel all day every day because Trump is goin to suck them off so hard.Now that's peak comedy while the world is ending.I know you are upset at the fall of the American system but at this point you don't even have a meaningful say in who you will be looted by.You are completely without peaceful political means.
>>472365512Kek
>>472364734Trump will be utterly destroyed. They will mute him and fact check him for 90% of his speaking time while never interrupting biden.
>>472374296It's up top
>>472364734Would work out for him if scotus rules on that immunity thing.
>>472364734there is going to be a 2 minute delay, we are going to see only what the establishment wants us to see
>>472364827
>>472364734Joe Biden will have a terrible gaffe which causes him to be pulled from the Democratic ticket to clear the way for Hilldawg v Trump 2024
>>472374085I hope he’s so mad he poos a vein. But I doubt it. It’s a joke.
>>472374568There’s no way thyre that stupid. Hilary is political poison. They preferred a senile old pedo over her.
>>472364734so sick of these old jew dick sucking boomer fucks they should just have a duel in Nevada tomorrow like politicians did in the good ol days
>>472371098>We must not jump the shark, America!
>>472374673kek probably true but I do think this will be the event that causes Biden to be pulled from the ticket
>>472374019The craziest patients I've ever seen were convinced everyone else was crazy and/or there was a conspiracy against them that included EVERYONE else.The call is coming from inside the house, anon.
>>472374461Got it thanks
>>472374756The plan is to get Trump elected because we’re finally on the downturn. They’ll blame it on him. Other world leaders are doing the same.
>>472365054underrated post
>>472374043You know you can do that faster if you select the text then hit ctrl+c to copy, and ctrl+v to paste. Oh, and you're a stupid cunt.
>>472374823That’s describe liberals pretty well who all think Nazis run the media etc.
>>472364734The funny thing is he would CANNOT get prosecuted for for this due to Presidential immunity.
>>472374878Well I do agree that Trump is going to win. Though wouldn't that make Hilldawg a great opponent?Yes it's poison if you want her to win, but it's perfect if Trump is the real pick.
>>47236473430% of the debate will be about Israel, money and the jews. That's a given.
>>472373554 Portugal flagStudy the post directly beneath (You)rsand:1. >>4721626322. >>472162734
>>472374381Kek. Perhaps. thanks for your takeEnjoy your evening sir
>>472364734Trump will manage to make a minor ass out of himself and Biden will stumble in to a narrow victory. NO one will change their mind on how they're gonna vote.
>>472374937>who all think Nazis run the mediaYou're getting your memes confused. Magats are Nazis, Israel are Nazis, Mass Media is for old people- no longer lit or bussin'. Nobody under 40 gives a fuck about msnbc/cnn/etc.
>>472374969I think if they wanted the least participation in an election ever, they would do that.
So 2 more hours or what? Nobody can answer me when this shitshow is going to take place
>>472364734Cody is wild. Thx for the tweet OP
>>472373388It's just a short story. I doubt anything exciting will happen at the debate beyond a couple of old guys mumbling towards a camera.
>>472374935>ctrl+cThat is clearly what you did when you posted this slop in the thread. Hot off of Discord in time for the debate.
>>472368391All those people who bet on Obama are going to feel silly when he calls him "Obamna" instead.
>>472374969Trump is controlled opposition or a useful idiot. Biden is an ancient neocon who was NEVER presidential material. (((They))) don't care who wins, because (((they))) win either way.
A man in a gorilla suit will run up onto the stage and shout that the country should vote for him instead of these decrepit geriatric Jew worshippers before being tackled and taxed by secret service. Immediately after, a massive grassroots movement across the country and on online spaces will have people clamoring to vote for gorilla man.
>>472368639This is actually pretty good.
>>472375434Trump has an aura that casts a buff on other Republican politicians and his supporters even if he does almost nothing.
>>472375461>"I'd vote for him!"
>>472375374>another low-effort reflexive responseAre you so medicated you can't even have an original thought? Did mommy get you diagnosed with ADHD, ODD, and autism because you acted like a feral gorilla baby at 13 and kept rubbing your crotch at the grocery store?Don't talk to me, subhuman. You deserve to eat from my outhouse.
>>472375461GORILLA MAN 2024I'm 100% dedicated to the cause.
> I want gay sex FOR Namibia> I want gay sex IN Namibia
>>472368391>sharkRookie mistake: "shart" doesn't count.
>>472375694The only low-effort here is you, shill. I am killing it in this thread with my witty observations and insightful remarks,
>>472374969WWE is so fucking fake and gay it hurts.Who fucking cares?
>>472375800You're just a self-hating Basketball American with nothing better to do with his non-rape time.
>>472364734Entire thing will be A.I generated. Remember - they are always at least a decade ahead technology wise than they let on to the public
>>472374324Yeah, it'll be fun. My right leg is injured so I can't drive, which means I'll get a ride and have free reign to get really fucked up and eat a lot of wings with the special cajun dry rub seasoning. >netherlandsFriend of mine opened a tailor shop and just shipped like 150 pairs of jeans to you guys.
>>472365323>I’m not watching or going along with this blatant rigged debate. Avoiding all clips of it too.Ok, Rabbi. Shalom
>>4723752659 PM Eastern (one-and-a-half hours from now)>https://rumble.com/v543xp9https://rumble.com/v543xp9
>>472375988https://www.twitch.tv/trumporbiden2024It is already pretty impressive as it is. Consider that this is the technology at a consumer level. Whatever the government has at their disposal is going to be nearly seamless.
CNN will live deep fake the debate.No audience allowed No press allowedOnly cnn staff allowed Time delay And it only takes one special cameraVid related. Pol exposed Hillary’s debate teleprompter hidden in her podium. And her ear piece. We will do it again and expose all cnn shenanigans. https://youtu.be/Q463j1tOWP8?si=tyDLLZRKt_M7gCuUhttps://youtu.be/Q463j1tOWP8?si=tyDLLZRKt_M7gCuU
>>472365605>cnn aka CIA persecute and sabotage the actual United States PresidentGood guess, actually. Fixed.
>>472376224Yup. They almost certainly have realistic video A.I. look for minor glitching.
>>472367419Usual CIA-pedia crap.
>>472376333>youtu.bechecked and Fuck Off with (You)r tracking 'si=' bullshi
>>472376100Thank you very much for the spoonfeed + stream link>>472376015Kek, good on him. Great minds think alike. I have some chicken ready and brioche buns; I cant believe how easy it is to make something better than Mcdonalds/kfc. I will admit I am a sucker for the mc Chicken sauce. You can use this product to come very close. I don't know about a US alternativeAdd some powdered sugar, onion powder, and a bit of actual mayonnaisehttps://www.yummydutch.com/products/calve/meal-sauces/2089-yofresh-yoghurt-mayonnaise.html
>>472376015and get well anon bless you
>>472365323I’m going to watch it because it is a blatant rigged debate.Are you stupid or something?
>>472364734What are the chances President Trump records the entire debate with audio and video to show CNN feeding him answers and editing out his mental lapses and glitches?
>>472369722>Biden will overdose, CNN will cut the feed,Hunter is gonna slip ole dad some crack to wake him up. Joe will start stuttering and threatening everyone calling them a pony soldier while his relieves his bowels and croaks over ded. This is why they have a delay. Trump will say "Die for the cause you non maga basterd" and Hunter will be scouring the carpet for the coke daddy spilt. Obama will be rushed on start and start stuttering "Look what the Maga people did to the president!" Michelle will flip out and wag her dingdong at the cameras while making monkey speak. CNN will cut to a nonbinary tampon commercial. All the while Trump will be displaying his concern for the events unfolding.
>>472365054We have the documents!
I'm not even voting this November, but there's no way that more than 20% of the country actually supports Biden. There's just no fucking way.
>>472376610>>472376656Good luck against France. I'd shill my buddy, but ain't nobody wants to be associated with this board in any capacity so I'll probably see you on /sp/ tomorrow.
>>472364734>ask Biden question>responds>ask trump same question>responds>Biden is now wearing different clothes
>>472364734>Predictions for tonight’s debate?Joe's going to be so hopped up on Aderall he's going to karate chop Trump on his orange head, and the crowd will cheer ironically. Total shitfest incoming, cringe off the hook.
>>472365054lmfao
>>472373473You didnt hate him before 2016. You were TOLD by mass media to hate him. SHEEP.Btw Hillary had all those traits, but you sure love the cunt
If this were still the 1990s, SNL would actually make a hilarious even-handed skit about this debate afterwards. I just watched an old SNL episode from like 1998 and Rudy Giuliani was the guest host and he was lauded as a hero. The cast and audience loved him. He also did a pretty good job in the skits he was in. Amazing how times change.
>>472364734It's going to be carefully managed stagecraft. You won't see any flubs from Biden, unless the real plan is to purposely show a flub so they have an obvious excuse to push to replace him by the convention. Does anyone really think Biden will get any hard questions or doesn't already have the questions or hasn't already recorded some b-roll footage from a mock stage in his prep hangar? They'll just cut to the b-roll of Biden they shot this past week while he was "prepping". Who is going to say anything? Trump? He can't. CNN employees? They won't, and maybe they sign NDAs or something anyway. As I understand it, any other reporters have to watch a tv feed across the street from the actual debate, so they won't know, either.
>>472364734Total Joe Victory
>>472377431I just read the other day that Newsom is flying out there to do narrative control after the debate. Yup, he's gonna be their go-to guy.
>>472370044
>>472370044The TRS guys turned out to be pieces of shit, but I still like the old Sven "Moonman" song."K-K-K-K-K-K-K!"
>>472376768Why is the 'L' backwards?
>>47237287619 minutes from now
>>472377769He took that pic in a mirror......Duhhhh
>>472377813Pretty sure it's 1 hour and 19(17) minutes from now
>>472377420mass media has turned into a gigantic indoctrination assembly line.(yes it was bad even back in the 80s and 90s but nothing compared to now, look also for example at John Stewart/Stephen Colbert in the mid-2000s and then post-2019... who even knows what it's like to be a resident of NYC today compared to pre-9/11)
>>472364827Correct
>>472364827Kek
>>472364827Nailed it
>>472377199Fucking lmao
>>472377208>crowdTry to keep up, anon.
>>472377431> Trump? He can't. Why can’t trump say if he shows up to the debate and Biden is missing, then later a debate with him and Biden shows up?
>>472377769They aren’t sending their best.
Q: If elected, each of you would be a second term president. What would you expect to accomplish in a second term that you did not accomplish in your first term?T: Yes, second term president, second term...you know they say that the second term is always better than the first term, always better. First term is okay, but second term is always better, many people say that, many people, a lot of good people say that. My first term was good, could have been a lot better, but it was good, people were happy during my first term, very happy, Americans have never been happier than they were in my first term. I spoke to a man at one of my rallies, a lot of people come to my rallies, tens of thousands of people, the most people ever, anyway I spoke to a man and he told me, Mr. President, I have never been happier than I was during your first term, never happier, that's what he said, he said that...B: Okay well, first, ah, there are two thing...ah...ahhh...John Adams once said that, your first term is all about rahrgabbazzle..rahggah...raggah...but your second term has to be about...uh...uhhhh..............okay, well, enough of that. Anyway, we accomplished a lot in my first term as senator...uhh...we...passed the...uh...uh...benefitted all Americans...and we took the chains off of black people, and women...and...well, you know what we did (waving hand). (Freezes for thirty seconds)Listener goes to medicine cabinet, swallows thirty sleeping pills, tapes plastic bag over head.
>>472373817follow that up with Yentl and you've got quite a movie night.
>>472370044The CIA has a heart attack kill-switch. But they won't do anything to Biden. It would ruin their presidency. Trump needs to break their toys but he won't because he's too nice and milquetoast.
>>472376375>Swoops in to save faceThanks comrade - CCP good, America Bad
>>472364813dang that was quick lolcame here to say this
>>472364813It was the fakest of times, it was the gayest of times
Trump: NiggerBiden: NiggerTrump: NO UBiden: NO UBiden wins.
Prediction: trump loses
>>472364734who will suck nigger & jew dick harder
>>472364734The word is that both of these individuals suck jew dick, so what's the point.
>>472373473>I hate what he has done to people who I used to love and respect who chose easy answers and a scapegoat over careful consideration and critical thought.Nigger: explain to me what other options those people have got. I used to read about the 1930's in Germany and the take on it was always that hurr durr the German people got sucked into authoritarianism because they are followers and they were suckered by a silver-tongued devil. Now that we are approaching Weimar levels here in 'murica I understand it a lot better. At some point the rational choice became, "Okay, this guy is going to take my freedom, but he is going to free this country from the grip of the living demons who have got it. I will vote for him and worry about the rest later." I heard an old Jewish guy once say, "Trump is no Hitler. Hitler had a lot more substance." And that's true. Trump isn't even Huey Long and in fact Trump once claimed to be a "Popularist", one more piece of evidence that he never read a book in his entire life. But explain to me what good "careful consideration and critical thought" are going to do anyone these days. We have two choices, that is it. Both are slaves of Israel but one has better policies than the other, and I am voting for that guy. If Hitler were running we would have a much more viable choice, but he isn't.
>>472364827yeah boi the israel question is gonna be a real one
>>472381622you a jew, nah nigger, you a jew. Months later "a jew wins election!", fucking mutts lmfao
>>472364813fippy bippy
>>472364813DIGITS AND ASSASSINATION
I been living under a rock didn't all liberals push Trump to go to jail why is he back up on stage?
>>472364734Is it legal to post that?
>>472364734It's was recorded months ago and AI was used to smooth out Biden's worst moments.
Biden will have an aneurysm.Luke Skywalker will burn the herpes off of Michael Rappaport's face.Ron Perlman will huff Robert DeNiro's wop gas and milk his nipples.Cap this.
>>472364734I'm sorry, but for me it is Uruguay vs Bolivia. Still voting Trump though.
>>472364734>>472364734>>472364734Daily reminder that all pro-Israeli threads are made by bunkerchan trannies in cooperation with Valent Projects and iDrama fags, a group of pseudo-academic leftist losers who advertise themselves as "researchers" although they're actually paid shills that hold janny positions, raid /pol/ and spam BBC, trannies, pro-vaxx, feminist threads and retarded globohomo generals like /cvg/ and /uhg/.
