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ON LIVE TV
LISTEN CAREFULLY AROUND 5:17:30
https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=Hy2L9aiU6UIs9COL&t=19049
https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=Hy2L9aiU6UIs9COL&t=19049
https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=Hy2L9aiU6UIs9COL&t=19049
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>>472420272
>ITS REAL
NO FUCKING WAY AHAHAHAHAHHAA
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https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=Hy2L9aiU6UIs9COL&t=19046
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>>472420390
HOLY FUCK IT ACTUALLY IS AHHHHHHHH
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>>472420272
>https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=Hy2L9aiU6UIs9COL&t=19049
UMM, BIDENBROS? WHAT DID I HEAR!?!
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>if only you knew how bad things really are
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top kek, I clicked this expecting to be trolled.
There's no way, someone clip that. Short-video platforms are gonna go mad over this.
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honestly, its probably not him shitting himself. they cut their mics when not talking for this very reason probably.
but yes, fuck pedojoe and jewcocksucker trump
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>>472420272
i came here for this bruh google biden farted or biden farted debate, they are gonna have to shoot everyone who saw it, trump was trying not to laugh im dying
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>>472420272
Please save this video before they realize and remove it.
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>>472420272
Made me laugh
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>>472420823
>they cut their mics when not talking
No they don't, they can still quip at each other.
Just look at his face, you know what happened.
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>>472420272
Poopy Joe
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HOOOOOLY
https://voca.ro/15MGpEOtbGgB
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>>472420943
Thank you for your service. I can't stop laughing.
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I don't hear anything??
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oh man this gun be big
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>>472420272
Kek wills it Inshallah

:D
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HE FARDED KEK
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Just installed Spectral layers and can
Easily isolate audio and enhance is
This real ?
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>>472421519
Full on sharted homie
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>>472420272
That just sounds like somebody at the moderator table drinking water or something. This is "Mybuttsbeenwiped" tier nonsense
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I’m the GAYEST GUY IN THIS THREAD.
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>>472421635
Straight from the official CBS Livestream with 3.9M views. You can cross-check against the official CNN broadcast if you're less lazy than me.
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>>472421834
Hi Harry Sisson
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>>472421888
Checked and keked
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>>472420272
LEARN HOW TO EMBED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAU0K94fpw&t=19049
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>>472421519
I have IBS. I've never sharted but you can know when a fart is really a poop. Your face changes. During a fart it stays the same
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I fucking remember hearing this during the stream and I thought he just swallowed water when I was looking away.

NO FUCKING WAY. THAT IS A WET SHART.
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>>472421890
Lmao heard it.
Happens at least twice.
First a popper fart about 20 seconds before.
Then a nice squirter at 30ish mark.
Lmao
I’m going to studio downstairs and record screen with Movavi and enhance the farts.
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>>472422165
I thought my friend farted while watching this because he is lactose intolerant and we just ate pizza

OP was paying attention
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It's in the official CNN Stream too:
https://youtu.be/-v-8wJkmwBY?t=4575
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>>472422254
Get a life you you lonely boring faggot
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>>472420272
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>>472422254
Don't forget to throw it around on tiktok, where the US government can't really ban it.
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>>472421635
Yes, you just have to be expecting to hear it.

That's how I am on my couch, not during a job interview.
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>>472420272
The most worthwhile thing demented Joe has said during the debate. Imagine the smell.
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ITS FUCKING REAL.
ITS FUCKING REAL.
ITS FUCKING REAL.
ITS FUCKING REAL.
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>>472420272
You can also quite clearly hear his ear mic numerous times throughout the debate because they never muted him once.
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>>472420390
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>472420272
still #ridingbiden
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>>472422332
CLEAN IT UP.
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>>472420272
Loool. What a stupid circus this all is.
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>>472422405
Will do.
For anons.

Gotta get to it.
Someone’s gunna beat me.

Man that last one was a squirter.
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>>472420272
Holy fuck it’s real. Biden bros… I don’t feel so good
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>>472421519
That was a very wet fart. He full on shit his pants there.
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>>472420272
I heard that too.
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>>472422590
#shiddinwithbiden
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>>472422332
Party pooper.

We can get really silly here. We can be serious too, but when there is something as funny as a fart on live TV, we roll out the red carpet for a fart joke.

Side note: The German word for "exit" is a cognate for "fart".

Isn't it an exit of anal vapor?
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Alright guys.
In studio. Time to screen capture, split audio for cleaning / enhancement.

And I thought I’d be bored tonight !

Thanks pol
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Holy crap.
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>>472422713
Based. It would make a great tune for honkfm. Cut and paste every time demented Joe fucked up and add the sharts to the beat.
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>>472422769
>messed his pants
Gonna fact check that chud
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SAY IT WITH ME:

JOE
BIDET
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>>472422993
No, thank you! Like AIPAC (or one of the other 100 organizations) said,

>>NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE TECHNICAL SKILLS OF POL USERS.
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I'm on my phone gonna need a time stamp bros
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Nevermind, this has been dubunked. Sorry for the nothingburger
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>>472420272
Nigga, I...
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>>472423224
>Snopes checked Bidens asshole at the timestamp
>The claims that he shit his pants are mostly false
Factchecked? LOLOLOL
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ווי אַזוי טאָן איך ויסמעקן דעם באַניצער ס פּאָסטן
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that sounded WET.
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>>472420272
How dare you ableist! Clones cannot hold their bowels like a CIS white male.
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Imagine being Donald at that moment and having to keep a straight face as the smell of rancid shit hits your nose from the walking corpse next to you.
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>>472420272
isnt puppet biden's mic muted?
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>>472420272
can someone make an mp4 of this? the timestamp doesn't work in groupchats
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>>472423729
>>472420943
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>>472420611
>bad things really smell
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THIS CAN'T BE REAL
THIS IS TOO GOOD
HE UNIRONICALLY SHARTED
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>>472423804
I just sharted listening to tbat lmao
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he failed the sniff test
https://rumble.com/vc7vp5-the-sniff-test.html
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>>472421888
As long as you're not a faggot. Or a jew
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I’ll enhance the EQ at fart spot.
I’ll leave out the first dry fart.
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>>472420272
>MR PRESIDENT A SECOND TURD HAS HIT YOUR DRAWERS
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>>472424174
Too bad we don't have smellovision yet.
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>>472421888
Then you probably got a boner when he sharted in his pants.
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>>472424267
When I worked in retail I would have senior customers shit themselves in my line and I could smell it. Reeked of death.
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>>472421952
>https://voca.ro/15MGpEOtbGgB
bahahaha
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LITERAL PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
HEAD OF NATO
HEAD OF UN
PUPPET OF ISRAEL

AND HE FUCKING TOOK A SHIT ON STAGE
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>>472420272
post the webm
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That was Trump you fucking cultist idiots
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>>472420272
AUTISM IQ
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>>472420272
trump gets served sloppy joe's
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>>472424407
Did it turn you on
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But biden's mic was muted when trump was talking...
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>>472424580
The absolute cope
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>>472420272
lmao I think it's one of the hosts taking a gulp from a water bottle. you can hear them place the bottle on the desk afterwards.

We can still meme this though
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>>472422590
#wipingbiden

probably need to use half a can of wet wipes cuz old man sharts can be gnarly
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>>472424723
They never muted his mic once, he got an extra 10 minutes at least. It was rigged as hell and he was so bad he still lost. He also SHIT HIS FUCKING PANTS
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>>472424723
They were in the same room. Who has a track record of shitting their pants in public, Joepedo or Blumpf?
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>>472424713
Made me want to keel over
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>>472424266
check'd and kek'd
>captcha G0TT2
holy fuck
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>>472424723
THE DAMAGE CONTROL
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
BIDEN SHIT HIMSELF
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>>472420272
>Biden proudly and loudly shits himself for all the nation to hear
BASED
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>>472420272
>>472420395
Your ability to copy and paste YouTube URLs is abysmal. Replace the
>live/
with
>watch?v=
and get rid of the
>si=[tracking code]
shit unless you want YouTube and the CIA knowing you're associating with /pol/tards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAU0K94fpw?t=19049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAU0K94fpw?t=19046
I fucking hate you, your massive faggot.
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>>472420272
This level of autism reminds me of the fucking /vt/ brappening thing with that one Reaper VTuber that sings the Suicide Squad Anime ED.
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delete this thread you're going to crash our world reserve currency

>spin take: democrats are abusing elders, we must find out who is on the "biden team" and hold them responsible for this national shame
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>>472425269
A C C E L E R A T E
C
C
E
L
E
R
A
T
E
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I just ripped a massive post wings and pizza fart and it made me feel presidential
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>>472425336
I WANT TO GET OFF THE RIDE
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>>472425077
Based. IDF really knows how to train for electronic warfare.
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>>472420272
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
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I love how he says boomer shit like
>we bought the certain dog that’s the most incredible thing you’ve seen the way they can spot it
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Could be water bottle but too fast.
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>>472420272
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HEAR IT
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Maybe this is why he could barely walk down 2 steps after he left the podium
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>>472420272
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEKYCHOOKYROO HE SHARTED HIS DIAPY
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>>472420272
hey retard,

biden's mic was muted

guess what?

that means TRUMP SHIT HIS PANTS
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>>472420272
That was clearly Trump's stomach
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In all honesty it could have been trump he's old af too but somebody started up on that stage
>the expressions say biden but I can not confirm that
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>>472420272
imagine the smell of our dear leader
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>>472426007
also another video of our dear leader letting out a BRAAPPPP like the BRAPHOG he is
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>>472420272
>>472420943
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We finally reentered the meme timeline bros. Haven't laughed this fucking hard in ages holy shit.

We're actually all gonna make it aren't we?
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>>472425452
Does it? I haven't been there while YouTube started doing this tracking shit. Generally, it has a closed intranet network cut off from the Internet, so YouTube is irrelevant. Just don't plug your phone to a military computer, or else you get SWATted.
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>>472426063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfFGJ7GnCDY
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>>472425077
I used to care about tracking codes until I realized that they can just subpoena you if they want to anyways. And if you're using a VPN they can subpoena them

And now with machine learning they can style match your posts to your style on your real accounts

Unless you're following opsec like you're selling bricks on silk road, they can find you if they wanted. But here's the good thing, they don't care about you enough to throw the IT department at you. They're full enough with honey potting retards on FB
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Ooo man that’s wet
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>>472420272
>>472421952
That was a good laugh, but sadly this is what happens >>472424751
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>>472425957
how did his stomach make biden look like he was shitting his pants and then cough thirty seconds later to try to cover it due to senior lag and why does trump nearly break and laugh on both counts? how did his stomach do all that? how did trumps stomach make biden shit his pants on tv? and howd it make the anchors so visibly mad?
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>>472420272
corn pops NOOOO
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>>472420272
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm
>https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm
>https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm
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>>472420272
Based, my wish came true
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>>472426157
Thats why I type like a retard on 4chan lol
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>>472426194
WALKIE SLUSH
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I farted while listening to it, three times now, for real, Twitter ain’t got shit on me, im so proud of myself
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>>472420852
>i came here for this bruh google biden farted or biden farted debate
>5:17:40
HE HAS THE LARGEST DEFECATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>472426338
>ITS TREMENDOUS
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>>472420272
poopy pants joe
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>>472420272
>a wet fart on a presidential debate
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>>472426472
>the president shit himself on tv and you people are laughing?
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>>472426566
Checked and keked.
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>>472420272
Lul. But how do you know it wasn’t Trump?
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>>472420272
>farted on the pope
>farted on Camilla
>farted on trump
Somebody stop that man!
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>>472420272
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
NO FIUCKING WAY
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>>472426338
>>472426328
Corn poops dropped a bad duke.
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>>472425077
What's the difference between si= and t=?
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Imagine the smell
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>>472420272
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME HAHAHAHA
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>>472423468
even Satan's writing is inverted. just like everything else. all lies.
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>>472425940
>hey retard,
>
>biden's mic was muted
>
>guess what?
>
>that means TRUMP SHIT HIS PANTS
they were quiping back and forth if you watch the debate its clear biden farted, as you kikes well know if you make this into a DEBATE, people will watch the clips again and again discussing this ad nauseum when plainly biden farted, is this really what you want to happen? FINK!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBMK7wAT8SA
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>>472420272
i heard the same thing during the debate live, unfortunately its definitely one of the hosts drinking and gulping water. I it actually happens again like a min later. Its someone drinking and gulping water
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God Bless
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>>472426560
UNLISTED
THEY UNLISTED THE VIDEO
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>>472426338
That's an underpants splattering shart if I ever heard one. If that sound came out of me I'd be making my way to the bathroom.
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An American sharts himself and we're supposed to be shocked?
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>>472420272
truly the best timeline
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>>472427263
it goes on a little more that doesnt even do it justice there was some real low bassy follow through he committed, he shitted and it was on tv its joever, he coughs a full twenty seconds later to try to cover it and trump smirks and almost breaks again, you know i was on the fence before this debate but i got to hand it to trump it takes class to force yourself not to laugh at an elderly man shitting his pants during a debate, even when hes a bastard liar, hes a stronger man than I and the most powerful debater ive ever seen
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>>472427363
That is actually fair
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>expect to hear an epic shart and laugh my ass off
>it's just loud gulp of water
thanks for nothing retards
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Aye guys, I have recorded it and posted it on 9gag for the normies to laugh.
https://9gag.com/gag/axyGLRY
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>>472427464
See
>>472426338
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>>472420272
Joe do you feel you won tonight's debate?
>depends
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>>472427516
I put one on Jew tube and TikTok
Calm down Jews I’ve been doxxed more than Anne frank.
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>>472426338
You can't make this up I'm KEKING hard
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>>472422536
Timestamps?
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WE'RE SO BACK.
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>>472427534
you can even hear the sound of a fucking glass being put down, you niggers are deaf
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>>472420390
the look of guilt and the head shake
HAHAHHAHAHA
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>>472427436
We memed this back in 2016. I forget the mantra, what was it? Coughing fit, pants of shit?
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>>472427516
GUYS MY 9GAG POST MADE IT ONTO TRENDING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> Verification not required.
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>>472427902
Wow
Look at all these Jews coming to the rescue.
Like Jews haven’t taken something and used it for their benefit ?
Fucking a.
Look at all this Jew scum on pol.

Captcha 88 X TPT. Lmao toilet paper
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>>472428021
Damn I don’t post there lmao.
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>>472427836
Didn't get them. Should have. If you go over it there is a few times you can quite clearly here a mic voice because they NEVER muted Biden once they shit on every single one of their rules and gave him an extra 10 minutes speaking time and totally fucked it. Even with all the conditions they had it's the worst presidential debate ever.
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>>472422332
t.
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Biden is a Fremen ?
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>>472426338
>https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm
kek
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>>472428021
Great job, Anon! Very cool.
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>>472428203
That filename
</chefskiss>
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>>472428203
TOP KEK
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how does the secret service handle a code brown?
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>>472428017
That's actually very eerie, it was just off a few years.

LIVE ON AIR, HE'LL TAKE A DUMP
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>>472420272
If any zoomers are reading this, it is your CIVIC DUTY to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA to post this on all those social media websites. A US president shitting himself on live TV is a historic moment.
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>>472428317
The cope is exceptional here LMAO

> Verification not required.
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>>472428203
I made an edit.
https://files.catbox.moe/l5xb7a.mp4
>https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=aOT4p-tRHUkKQtxE&t=19050
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UH OH STINKY
>>
Code name : Skidmark
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>>472420272
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>472425940
>reddit spacing
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>>472428896
>Have you seen his underwear?
KEK these people...
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>>472420943
You can hear it hit the floor, oh my kek, I'm dying over here
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>>472420611
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>>472420272
>TONIGHT - LIVE and brought to you by CNN
>The President of the United States of America shits himself on stage
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>>472429052
>Code name : Skidmark
topkek
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>>472420272
>https://www.youtube.com/live/XxAU0K94fpw?si=Hy2L9aiU6UIs9COL&t=19049
Oh shit it really happened.
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>>472429052
>Code name : Skidmark
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Someone go to /b/ and get Logposter
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>>472430236
SHIT FORCE ONE
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>>472430312
>SHIT FORCE ONE
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Gramps cut a bad one
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>>472420272
NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL
NO FUCKING WAY
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Coughing fit. Pants of shit.
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>>472428795
The coughing fit and the pants of shit both.
Kek works in mysterious ways.
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>>472420943
this is so good
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>>472428896
what a fuckin fag.
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>>472431254
>coughing shit
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>>472431559
Well think about it. Since 2016 we had covid aka the coof. Now we get the pants of shit.
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the shart heard around the world
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>>472420272
Could be a far but bearing in mind that Biden's mic is off (meaning it was loud enough to get picked up by Trump's mic) it's at least suspect
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Tik tok getting about a hit a second.
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>>472431787
>Biden's mic is off
It isn't.
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Don’t forget the Israeli here that spazzed out over “uncleaned” YouTube links.
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>>472431888
Based.
Anyone posted it on X already?
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>>472420272
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
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Wait niggers

Their mics are cut when they're not talking. That means Trump sharted, not Biden
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>>472431930
Never joined X since it’s gay
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>Poopoo peepee meme magic decided to hit a whole 8 years later
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>>472420272
actually its gotta be trump since biden's mic would have been muted at the time
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>>472431989
Plausible deniability.
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>>472421888
hell yea brother happy for you
also bigly checked
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Brandon will go down into history as the sharting and brapping president. Top that!
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>>472420927
they had their mics cut tonight aside from 1 exchange when they messed up. is was a rule they agreed on.
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>>472431900
Thought they muted mics while the other guy was talking?
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Jews said it was water bottle ?
Lmao.
Yea at first.
But listen hard, study le poop.
That’s the sound a runner would make squeezing a bottle sucking on it like a nigger dick.
They wouldn’t do that.
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Biden's mic was off, they announced last week they'd be only turning one mic on at a time so they wouldn't talk over each other. It did sound like a wet fart, at best but was coming from Trump's mic.
Maga 2024!
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>>472432204
People like you.
See how you just repeat what they say ?
Believing every goddamn thing. Lmao.
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>>472420272
I like that frog. If I was a girl frog I would waddle up next to him and offer him to sperm in my egg sack.
If you know what I mean?
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>>472432204
HOW DOES IT FEEL MOTHERFUCKER?
YOUR BOSS LITERALLY SHIT HIMSELF
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE DEFENDING HIM
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>>472420272
Unironically, God bless America
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Kek is meme magic back? My news feed fucked up with the wrong image
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Well it’s now my #2 vid.
Talk about demoralization.
Get beat by le shit.
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told you. recurring numbers never lie
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BIDEN WILL SCREAM NIGGER BEFORE HE STEPS DOWN MANIFEST IT
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>>472432372
>gas emissions detected
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>>472420272
ol' stanky leg!
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>>472420272
I just realized he says "fentanol" too.
Today was not a good day for joe
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>>472427516
>They keep saying Palestinian Joe on pol
>Better move it to 9GAG
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5 hrs 17 mins and 31 seconds there is a fart muffler.
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>>472426338
STINKY
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>>472432300
That is a girl frog, queer
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>>472426840
si= tracking thing
t= plays back the video starting at specified timestamp counting in seconds
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based retarded boomers and soiled depends pilled
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I watched with headphones on cause it was in the middle of the night, there were 3-4 of these but it was just Dana drinking water like a whore.
His mic was off, it couldn't have been him
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>>472435111
>those digits
lol it's just all clown shit now, embrace it
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>>472432080
Definitely not. Even the king TDS guy noticed it.
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>>472420272
I don't even know what's going on at this point. How does this benefit any billionaire? I think so many old shits are just owed so many favors in this nepotocracy that this is the outcome.
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>>472422341
Oh lawd
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>>472428916
>https://files.catbox.moe/l5xb7a.mp4
When he shakes his head at the end, is he disagreeing with Trump, or is he mentally shaming himself in that moment for doing what he knows he did.?
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>>472435865
I keep forgetting this gay twxtter shit goes bottom to top

or whatever it feels like, more like
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>>472431737
Best post
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>>472432021
>>472432076
>>472432080
NAFO shills on damage control duty
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Zach Hubbard on Gematria site
Showed the Jew number codes in 2020 to show that he would run again and win.
This was when trump was going to prison remember.
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>>472420272
EWWWWW
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Jews will all attack numerology.
But that’s how these kikes talk to each other over goyim devices.
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BROTHER EWWW
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I CANT IM FUCKING DED
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>>472420272
Guys...is Biden the loser or us for turning it up and listening? I'm gonna read a book ffs.
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>>472420272
Why not vote for him?
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>>472420272
Oh god, we are so fucked
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>>472420272
bro give him wadur
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>>472421289
turn up the volume, it's not a screamer, it's a cbs news video
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I told you so.
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>>472420272
Good catch.
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>>472441097
Sorry, looks like my filters actually caught all of those posts ten times over for being retarded shill nonsense.

But the cnn version of the audio does have the sharting sound. I double checked, anon. In fact, every single version of the footage has it.
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>>472441097
Predicting Biden shitting himself doesn't require fortune teller skill. It happened "organically"
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>>472441097
CNN must be full of migachuds then
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>>472442900
I'm technically not right until a normalfag shows me a clip of Biden at the debate with fart noises. My prediction rests on how forced this will be.
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>>472420943
>>472420272>>472420390
>>472420395
>>472420503
>>472420928
>>472421939
>>472422444
>>472422769
>>472423189
>>472423729
>>472424618
>>472425694
>>472427464


That is 100% the sound your throat makes when you get the silent burp you absolute retards.

Also bidens mic was mited during trumps speech, so that was trump's throat.
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>>472420730
I thought the idea was the mics were muted when the other was speaking. They'd do this to stop biden being heard muttering under his breath as well as preventing trump going past his time etc.

So, it was either trump, or an injected sound for when the low IQ people in this thread realise the mic situation and then they get a headline that trump shit himself, which you lot are now seeding for them.
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>>472443177
Coping this hard. He shit his pants. You're literally running damage control for Biden shitting his pants. Absolutely pathetic. This is the lowest point in your life. Just kill yourself.
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>>472444106
>I thought the idea was the mics were muted when the other was speaking.
They clearly didn't follow any of the rules which is why Biden was never muted and got 10 minutes more than Trump.
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>>472420272
>This is supposed to be a bad thing.
Biden is the unadulterated incarnation of the American SOVL.
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>>472420272
he's appealing to the scat constituency.
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>>472423625
I wish I still had the video of that little 4 year old fat girl on the Brazil beach filling the seat of her bathing suit with a huge man sized shit log as a corpse washes in on the shore a few feet from here.

Anyone? I need it for my archives.
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https://youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M
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>>472420272
Better clip that before it gets removed.
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>>472444106
Didn't you hear the mics left on between? I thought the same as you but there were many points when Bidens mic remained on. I think trump's too in fairness.
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>>472420272
It's clearly someone swallowing water
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SHIT YOURSELF OUT OF CONTENTION
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>>472422341
Biden is the money president
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I also heard that noise when i was watching and i assumed it was him swallowing water when i turned to look away. THESE are our choices America. THIS is the best you have to offer? fucking pathetic.

I like when both were trying to see who is the bigger jew slave.

NO IM A BETTER JEW SLAVE

NO IM A BETTER JEW SLAVE!
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>>472441296
it's ubiquitous. everyone heard the stinky poopie.
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>>472424266
>TUXEDOSAM
What
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>>472420272
>https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1719550224476365.webm

Sounds like that Half life 2 sound
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>two decrepit old men sharting and farting themselves while incoherently talking about golf
do amerimutts really expect people to take them seriously
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>>472425940
I pose by retard lol
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>>472420272
That's Trump, his microphone was on.
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>>472420611
He probably did shit himself but the debate didnt go as bad as people make it out to be. At times Joe was able to speak coherently and made some good points. I dont know what the fuck is wrong with Ds when they chose him to run again, I'm sure Rs have better canditates too, it's not like they're any different, Ds run D things and Rs run R things regardless who is in the house.

Joe's two big points were basically what will happen if Trump wins
>Russia and Israel will invade more countries
>the wealthiest will get more tax cuts at the expense of the middle class

He's not wrong. Trump has some good plans and some are absolutely horrible. He unironically thinks the US doesn't need Nato. In reality pulling out from Nato means open season for Russia and China. The US wouldn't be able to break the following blockade without airfields in Europe. The US would become an isolated island impossible to get out from, considering modern tech. Trump is delusional when he talks about Europe. He doesnt know anything about the matter. He even wants tariffs for European products unless we start buying American junk lol.
>buy our shit or give us your money at gunpoint
Which is nigger behavioir, hilariously.

But he is absolutely right about China. If there was an alternative who would take good points from both sides, the US would unironically become great again.
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>>472420272
In isolation, yeah, you might think that. Paired with the sound right after it, though, the moderator swallowed water and put his glass down. Not everything is sharts
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>>472448675
>Reddit spacing
Your old pedo sharted himself live and you'll never be a woman kek
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>>472420272
All trump had to do was say "what's that smell?" and he would have my vote.
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Idk anons, my throat makes a weird noise like this sometimes. And the mic was close to his throat.
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>>472449922
R3dit didn't even exist when we wrote properly formatted text here, nigger.
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>>472450084
Smells like teen spirit
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>>472420272
Trump was talking at the time of the squirt sound. That means Biden's microphone would have been muted. Also that sound does not necessarily mean someone shit themselves. It could be anything from a stomach gurgle to a leather shoes squeaking. .
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>>472420272
rare pepe
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>>472451390
>leather shoes squeaking
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>>472424764
They just take him to the rose garden and hose him off.
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>>472426338
>It was actually Trump
>He did it as a display of dominance because he knew everyone would assume it was Biden anyway
D E V I L I S H
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>>472420272
Best part is actually right before that when Trump called him a Manchurian candidate. Biden genuinely looked scared when he said that, like he knew he had been outed. We are so back!
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>>472451632
The cope is palpable!
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>>472420272
No way
Just no way


Americans.... Your president
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>>472421952
when even poos know to fix op's jewish tracking link used to flag everyones accounts who clicked from this thread
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>>472436850
Yep I asked myself the same thing. I think it’s actually a bit of both because he’s completely frozen with dread and confusion before that
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>>472420272
It happened three times throughout the entire debate. This one isn't the only time.
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>>472420272
kek at the side-eye Trump gave him as the smell hit him
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>>472428896
>tranny avatar and furfag name
damn dude
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>>472429732
To be fair the sound of materials and impact sounds like a hard-heeled shoe's heel but no argument from me that he pooped
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It sounded a little wet and old Joe's mic was turned off, Trump had no answer for the opioid crisis except bluster and BS. Just sayin.
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>>472420943
It sounds like a very weird swallow
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>>472443177
this
I just had this happen yesterday after eating a sandwich
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>>472443177
>>472455125
(((Meme flaggots))) running damage control lmao at your life.
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>>472420943
THA K YOU SINCE OP IS RETARDED AND CANT TIMESTAMP AND FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO



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