>*knock knock*>OPEN UP SOLDIER, ITS TIME TO SHIP OFF FOR BASIC TRAININGyou know it's coming right?
Why are recruiting/draft officers not show down all the time?
>>472457094whatever you do, don't google yankee boogle
>>472457094Basic Training was one of the best times of my life
>>472457094present member 4 copy of DD214, turn 360 degrees walk away
>>472457094Answer the door naked, covered head to toe in cum and feces.
>>472457315>t. captain insano
>>472457212They are nowadays in UkraineDudes run them overHit them with spearsBoil em, mash em, stick em in a stewAll kinds of shit
>>472457094re-3, next house.>>472457315facts, best summer camp.
>>472457094>same bait every dayThey need to take the guns first. But you (yes, YOU, OP) are too much of a coward. Sorry, we'll just have to draft Israel.
>>472457400Present second amendment 375Walk awayNever even had to serve jews, for my pass
>get drafted>misgender your commanding officer>now they have to decide whether to court-martial you and lose a warm body for the front, or ignore it and offend the tranny
>>472457315Damn your life must be shit.
are they allowed to kick down the door if you don't answer?
>>472457454>They are nowadays in Ukraine>Dudes run them over>Hit them with spears>Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stewNo they're not, most people are sheep everywhere.
Yeah haha imagine getting conscripted that would suck, couldn't be me lolmao
>>472457094Haha, as long as they know a 5.56 is coming, through their skulls. Sorry, but i just wont be drafted. My porch boards will buckle under the weight of our corpses.
>>472457464>best summer campThat's really all it was. I just wish I wasn't the only competent person in my platoon.
I'm 35 they aren't recruiting me.
>>472457315Thank you for your service
>Coming!
I am an experienced FPV drone racer with several event wins under my belt. Put me in control of those suicide FPV drones with explosives and I would be so deadly. I could fly into an open tank hatch at 80 mph.
>>472457094Based. Its every white Europeans duty to die for Israel.
>>472457315Yeah, that was before army trooned out Now you'll be under the command of a sheboon. Whole thing is a humiliation ritual.
>>472457094I keep having dreams about it but in the dreams I enlist. Also in the dreams there is a nuclear attack that causes it, same thing as 9/11 where lots of people enlist immediately after
>>472457315Must have had a really shit life>>472457094They wouldn't take me, I'm too old and retarded. They would take my brother however, which would concern me.
>>472458486Then they will seize all your property and throw you to jail.Sorry for using a lifetime of paying taxes to send you to your death, nothing personnel....... Oh wait, it is personnel. They hate you and think it's funny.
>>472458486you 100% won't do shit, kek
>sure you wanna fuck with a chudmaxxed individual?
>>472457454>boil em, mash em, stick em in a stewThat's a old meme. Haven't seen that for awhile.
>>472460412Too bad (((they))) tightened the grip on us so hard financially, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
>>472460412Property?
>>472460518Dammit this will the case 99.9% of the time, won't it?If I was in that situation, I would just comply like a bitch, I just know it. The only fragging I would do is myself, just before s drone blows my upper body into pieces, if I'm lucky I'd blow my brains out just before it.
>>472460971Why are you worried about being drafted? No one cares about Uruguay. If you ever get drafted it will be to do things like building roads and bridges
>>472457094You and what army?
>>472457094
>>47245761810 weeks of doing cool shit with the bros and growing as a person.
>>472457094I'm coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio. Click, click, boom!
>>472457094If US kike military has any sense, they'll send a regular looking dude in a suit or something to knock with the army zogbot drones hiding out of view to molest the poor guy getting drafted after the suit guy gets the door open.
Grant no mercy to any who show opposition.
>>472457315>best times of my lifehow many cocks did you take, faggot ?
I'm just not gonna go alright?I know! Ugh!
>>472463750Why is this pic so hilarious
>>472457407this but don't answer the door at all for any reason.t. reclusive jarpisser
>>472457094>hey, does this chlorine gas smell funny to you?
