Redpill me on this city
>>472599652used to be good, total shitlib hellhole now. beautiful region, ruined.
leftism needles feces
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>>472600130i’m not reading this schizo shit
>>472599999nice quints
>>472599652Lots of street hookers
>>472600351noted
>>472599652Stay away at all costs. You’re welcome.
>>472599652Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane....
>>472599652The city burned to the ground back in the 1800s, the new city is built on top of the ruins of the old one. You can take a Seattle underground tour to see a small part of the ruins. What they don’t tell you is that the ruins extend throughout the entire city and the old streets serve as tunnels for human trafficking and drugs. The Chinese deliver fent underground to trade for slaves. Seattle has a relatively low murder rate for its size and crime level, the Asian gangs run the city and kidnap anyone who owes them money. The west coast cities used to have bars with trapdoors that would open up under the stools, drunk customers would fall in and get loaded directly only the slave ships heading to Shanghai. They called it getting “Shanghai’d.” It still happens now but the process is different, Seattle’s Chinatown is full of front businesses that link up to the underground tunnels and serve as the distribution point for slaves going out and drugs coming in. In the middle of the night the city is a ghost town and you can actually hear the hustle and bustle going on in the hidden tunnels
I was there for only half a year when the 'Seattle is dying' video was released. And it's just as bad, if not worse than they say. I'm sure it's continued to plummet these last few years, too.
Be prepared to step over poop at all times. Also step over opiate junkies. Prepare for ugly ass women who intentionally make themselves repellant to men out of spite.Be prepared for a police dept that doesn't do anything unless YOU jaywalk. Then they'll hit you woth a $120 ticket.But if you're getting followed by some schizo tranny oogle with a pitbull and a can of bear mace, you're on your own.And if you use a gun to defend yourself, you're still going to be charged because self defense is illegal here.And if you have a car, allot $800 per year in copay just on smashed windows alone. You'll be having a window replaced every few months.
>>472600812You somehow forgot the niggers with your half copy pasta
>>472599652Just by asking the question, you now have AIDS.
>>472599652Seattle hotdogs are delish.
>>472601113its the least black city in the country. you only see them in govt jobs and sports teamsseattle was created by free masons. there are lodges everywhere. everything is a charade. chaz was a charade. bill gates is part of a group called rose triad and they control all the land on the west coast
>>472599652/pol/ stopped it from getting blown up.
>>472599999the digits have spoken /thread
Lots of insomniacs.
>>472601396Got any more info on this?>>472601431QRD?
>>472600812This is legit true. I worked in pioneer square and Chinatown (ID lol) for ~10 years.There were a few businesses with access to the underground, and most of the guys I knew who could get in were usually like "yeah, don't fuck around with this, take the tour, but don't do any deeper exploring."Fake ass asian restaurants with no customers at noon despite being surrounded by 500 tech companies with a lunch crowd that backs up around the block at some places... Sure.Those same empty restaurants suddenly have lambos and Bentleys pulled into the alleyways behind them at night.It's not just sex slaves, but actual slaves. The chinks and gooks smuggled off the shipping boats get smuggled to houses on beacon hill and live 40-50 to a house while they pay off their smugglers. Working cleaning gigs, sewing, dishwashing, etc.I hear the cops and politicians know better than to fuck with them. A great way to get your wife or kid "shot in random mugging" with no suspect.
>>472599652gorgeous city with gorgeous summers. all white and asian people. lots of hot women but no masculine men.very dark outside of the summer. 6 months of great weather then 6 months of the darkest shit you can imagine. food is also pretty shit. rent is insane. 100k is the starting salary here. to be comfortable you need 125k+. toll booths than charge you every time you drive into and out of the city.
>>472599652Remove MAYMAY flaggotry, and MAYBE we can talk...FAGGOT.
>>472600351Is that Aurora? I worked construction and always had to drive down that road to get to Home Depot, saw tons of prostitutes
>>472601396>seattle was created by free masonsevery city except vegas was created by masons
>>472602472Yeah that's Aurora
>>472600812kek is that actually true? Like New New York from Futurama?
>>472600130>some shapes look like other shapes
>>472601856Did that not not happen in this timeline?
>>472601396Wow, slow down. Sounds interesting. Some more infos dear city guide for us foreign idiots with sandals and white socks :)?
>>472599999>5>99999Witnessed
