>Quick RundownBeryl is a bat out of hell, a cat 4 and is rapidly intensifying. There is much uncertainty in the path given that much of it is dependent on intensity. Well, this has blown every model out of the water in terms of intensity. What does this mean? Well, the more intense it is, the more it will feel the upper steering currents pushing it northerly. This would imply a stronger storm would be more northern and thus more of a threat for the GOM. Otherwise, it has little in its way now and should make impact with the Grenades in the next 24 hours. Further out it's more uncertain than in other situations.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane
This shit is going Cat 6 guaranteed
>>472687240>post wrong picNaturally
ANNIHLATE ALL SPICS DROWN THEM LIKE RATSTHEY'RE ALL POTENTIAL ILLEGAL SCUM IN THE USASPARE NOT ONE MAN WOMAN OR CHILD
>>472687455It could actually go north in the gulf and given the intensity compared to forecasted and projected intensities in model runs, it could actually go into the gulf and become a US threat, this situation is starting to become realized by more models like the one in OP. Basically it can just pull an Ivan but a little more west I'd imagine.
We're so back
Rest in Piss Island niggers.
>>472687455You invaded us you retard.
>>472687628I dare you to just post without an attention seeking memeflag and name for a season.
>>472687758Chill the fuck out, it's not even going to hit you, 96L (Chris) on the other hand though
>/pol/ is afraid of rain
>>472687843It's been 8 years anon. it's too late.
>>472687758>>472687755>>472687433>>472687240The story of Beryl if she were a human
>>472687758>island scumYour brownoid IQ doesn't allow you to differentiate between invasion and civilizing You'd still be eating each other and sacrificing your babies to some demon god if not for WhitesUngrateful slime like all spicoids
>>472687924Yeah yeah, you jewish northerners can't help yourselves.
>>472687859Don't be so sure. The models are all wrong. It can go up when it hits the Virgins Islands.
>earliest category 4 on recordThere better be some deaths.
>>472687859Rate Chris (96L)
>>472687946What the fuck is this?
My favourite threads. Very comfy, welcome back.
>>472688241I looked up "hurricane beryl fanfic" and this was one of the results
>>472688023Man stfu Spain was here 500 years before you.
>>472688225It really isn't when you look at when this cycle started. Its an off year.
>>472688093Trust me on at least this. There is quite a bit of certainty that it the sub-tropical ridge is going to keep is south and way south of PR. The only thing bringing it north at that Stange would be a break in the ridge and even then, it'll bring it up closer to Hispaniola and Jamacia. You're not getting hit with this champ
>>472687843I dare you to stop riding his dick faggot
>>472688241Its the equivalent of your posting. A random memeflag posting nonsense for attention.
>that one single spaghett model coming straight towards meACK!
>>472688370Calm down yankee this doesn't concern you.
>>472688297Why would you look that up?
>>472688372Bro this popped up when I looked up "hurricane beryl fanfic". That site has a LOT of hurricane lore as well including humanized hurricanes and fanfics (they have Idalia/Franklin, Lee/Jova to name a few)They even made Hurricane Jova their saint
also kek the model is GEM lmao
>>472688464I wanted some kekfuel as I track
>>472687240TTD
>>472688570Fair, anyway recon should be taking off soon so we should see how much Beryl has intensified.
>>472688514>>472688570yeah right everyone knows you posted that.
>>472688677Beryl is a Palestine supporter>>472688699How much do you think she is when they get there?
>>472688370Something seems to be pushing it further down and is unlikely to go up straight to us just like that but you can never be so sure.
>>472688765Not me
>>472688367It should get real interesting once she hits the TUTT in a couple days.
>>472688837Yeah and soviet electrician isn't an attention whore northerner. Sure sure buddy pal guy
>>472688882Well depending on how strong she is, a few models show her just shrugging off the tuff. Not only this but even uses it as outflow in the HWRF's instance
>>472689000Nice digits. Anyway have you considered just making your own thread? You've been at this for years.
I will cut my cock off if this thing comes to SWFL. My roof isn't even replaced from Ian yet, insurance is a jewish psyop meant to force homeowners into bankruptcy, and refuse to pay out until absolutely forced to.
>headed towards HoustonTND! TND! TND!
>>472689191The first time I've ever said anything to you about your jewish behavior was today. You're an obvious northerner. You've given yourself away for years.If you think I'm someone else that probably says more about you and your behavior than anything else.
>>472689196I think you'll be fine for now anon, this is a western gulf coast issue.
>>472689196Its going straight west after it levels out.
>>472689196Bro I hear you my 239frenRecognize picrel? A comfy pub sub will fall into your lap if you can name the road! It intersects with 41 as a hint
>>472689418Which 41?
>>472689418Additional hint in the aftermath of ian
>>472689418Idk Bonita Beach Road? All I know is most of Fort Myers Beach down to Bonita is still pretty fucked up. Very eerie driving through there. No work getting done either really.
>>472689483Not old 41. Though your question belies that you are in the correct area
>>472689677Its crazy how many fucking boats are untouched since ian still.
>>472687240What implications does the hurricane have in the feces flows from India?
>>472689656Very well done anon!!! Yes it’s BB road. BB road isn’t too bad by 41. But fmb is FUCKED
>>472689738I will have to go get a tendie sub in your honor tomorrow. But kinda want Culvers... Hmmm
>>472688367>>472688829
>>472689731Yeah it is. Wild how much debris is still down here too. At least Barefoot beach is back open
>>472689813Oh nice I missed that. Been awhile since I've been that way.
>>472689734None
>>472689907Yeah just opened back up earlier this year. Just found that islet, the sliver of water that seperates Barefoot from Naples beaches and the shells there are crazy
>>472689734Wait feces from India reach Argentina and Brazil wtf
>>472690205well you have probably 500m people worth of diarrhea pouring into their main river so its not to surprising that it would drift far
WE GOT RECON INBOUND! LETS GOO!!
>>472690205They just want to give you a taste of their culture.
>>472689000what northerner I'm from florida
ITS GOING TO BE A WILD RIDE
>>472690762bro no one believes that.
A new challenger has also appeared.
Fresh cone for Beryl
>>472691135Its going straight to Guatemala
>>472687240Mods can these faggots be forced to /sci/, /out/ or elsewhere? This isnt politics?
>>472687433>>472687628I'm just hoping we get a heavy rain event in central Texas. San Antonio just moved up to stage 3 drought restrictions. Alberto was a cocktease.
>>472687240Latest TT video from Levihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EonnioGJ5mo
/AHSG/ let's go!Tampa chads we are in for a boring hurricane free summer.
The sun sets as Beryl eye shrinks to become a pinhole, might actually become a cat 5 before july.
>>472691418You'd think it'd be resolve years ago, but you know, natural disasters are news.
>>472687758Send us all your women. The rest of you can drown and starve.
>>472691418It is the most political thing on the board honestly. If you pay attention to the aftermath when hurricanes hit places like florida you can see all levels of mismanagement, wasteful spending, jewery, political manipulation, local unrest and disorder etc.Live and in front of you.
>>472690919how nga
>>472691418>>472691725oh also and more importantly /pol/ isn't politics its politically incorrect and you're here forever nigger jew
>>472691418/AHSG/ has been a board staple since like 2016
>>472691442Burnet County got some rain fall totals that didn't completely suck. I'm rural, no official readings to go by, just under 2 inches at the homestead.Fingers crossed for rain and TKD.
Jamaicabros...Are the houses built by MrBeast going to resist this?
>>472692117Austin's lakes have filled back up, but San Antonio's haven't, which is the big gay.Medina Lake is still only 2.3% full. At least Canyon Lake is at like 52%. Floating in New Braunfels has been decent this year.
>>472691418Learn to read, then read pinned which at the top of every catalog. News is included, retard
>>472692150>why does it say "mr beast's dead nigger storage" on the fence, sir?>don't worry about it.
>>472687240>drown spics or niggersI'm fine w this.
>>472692351All the rich assholes who bought property on the perdalnales river on 71 going into bee caves have been permafucked for years and years. Lol, all the boat docks sitting on dry riverbed. I bet the jews in charge still make them pay waterfront taxes.
Eye is coming into Barbados radar!
>>472692766You love to see it. Fuckin' retirees
>>472692898Any chance of an eyewall replacement cycle or is she in the clear?
>>472692718NGVI has New Orleans turbofucked, lmao
>>472693132With an eye this small, there's always a chance. They don't tend to be very stable. But they do lead to situations like Wilma and Patrica
>>472692718Hey, if it goes to Tulum it'll be both, plus all the fucking hippies. That'll be the best outcome for me.
>>472693132>>472693269Levi mentions the possibility of an EWRC just after 2 minutes of his video here >>472691454Nothing to indicate that happening in the short term but that potential is there if the outer band manages to wrap all the way around the inner donut core as show in this microwave image.
>>472693324I just looked up tulum on maps, it looks like a really weird place for there to be a group of hippies.
>>472687240The current track takes the hurricane directly over Carriacou island (Grenada). That's a tourist island with around 10,000 permanent residents and another 5 to 7,000 tourists at any given moment.
>>472693658looks fucking kino honestlythe natives that built this knew what they were doing
>>472692718Rolling for direct hit on (((migrant camps))) near the border
>>472687240Is it that time of the year again? Nevertheless, these threads are always comfy. Are any of the nigger islands going to be hit be Beryl?
>>472694216
>>472694329oh I didn't see that, it looks really nice. I just looked through the town and everything other than the main street looked like stab city lmfao
>>472687240It's gonna destroy Houston
>>472687240"Right up the Chesapeake" fags BTFO.
>>472687240Beryl blew every model out of the water except for mine. I saw it 2 days ago, saw the outflow and warm sst's and said yup thats a major before the antillies. I am currently laughing about the major to tropical storm forecast as it crosses the hottest water in the entire region. If you buy that your a potatobrain. Lets hope for a major landfall in Haiti. Nigger destroyer 9000 incoming.
>>472694303Jamaica's gonna take a direct hit, and Haiti is on the dirty side of the storm.Haiti would have a tough time dealing with a major storm, considering they don't have a functioning government.
>>472689117Please let this model be the track, tampa your time has come you fucking bastards.
>>472693658>>472694216The ruins are the only good thing there. For the past 12 years they have built this image of how important and sacred this place once was to increase tourism calling it "spiritual enlightenment" just as an excuse for debauchery and drug use by both nationals and foreigners. Everyone there is deluded about how great of a place it is despite its bare bones infrastructure, Tulum is just one perfect hurricane away for it all to come crashing down, and I'm not the only one hoping it happens.
>>472695018Perhaps if enough niggers die Kenya can annex the island.
>>472687240I'm driving south on I-65 towards I-10 (30 miles to go) and the weather is absolutely fucked. Is this from Beryl?
>>472695310Nah, this would be a Corpus Christi to NOLA Issue.
>>472695546No, you're in the mobile delta driving over the Dolly Patron Bridge.
>>472691312Spelled houston wrong, watch them hog the track north for a week straight 10 miles every advisory.
>>472693691Rip tourists.
>>472694231Worse, 70 miles south of the border and "refugees" pour into texas.
>>472695685Plenty of Squatemalans in Houston.
>>472695685Nah, Where that depression is forming is where its headed.
>>472695594I can dream damn it
Lightning is going insane in the eye, wouldn't be surprised if we find 940's pressure when recon does their fly in.
>>472695414> For the past 12 years they have built this image of how important and sacred this place once was to increase tourism calling it "spiritual enlightenment" just as an excuse for debauchery and drug use by both nationals and foreigners.tourism has destroyed so many places for money its insane, I hope that when the global economy collapses that there are changed as to how tourism works so that places like these can grow a functional society.
>>472696110Wait till October my friend. That is your best chance.
>>472695636Thanks, I can't be arsed to pull up a weather map right now, but the images in the thread look out of this world.
It’s Joever for these island niggas
>>472696163Jokes on them, we have our june cat 5 already.
>>472696114The water temps are crazy, every storm this year is going to run for cat5 unless its getting sheared to shit. Pepper your angus.
I bet they're having fun
RECON IS GOING IN BOYS! PLACE YOUR BETS ON THE PRESSURE AND WIND!
>>472696163
>>472692718Plz hit New OrleansWhites going on nigger hunts, building walking dead-style compounds, and the national guard trying and failing to confiscate their guns was the funniest shit ever.
If it hits Yucatan head on, how strong would it be if it did an turnarino north between Corpus Christi and Houston? Would that time in the Gulf give it a day or two to re-strengthen back into a hurricane/grow to a 2 or 3, or would it basically fizzle out and be a tropical storm by the time it hit Texas? Got family in that area, they'd love a cozy little tropical storm, hella dry down there and could use a few inches of rain
>>472696280All fun and games until you find out the boeing 7 series crews are repairing your plane that day and shaniqua shoots you a smile and tells you>ITS OK YT BOI WE GOT YOU
>>472696435950/140mph
>>472688385hoping for GFS model to hit Texas. want some rain.
>>472696435155mphPressure 943
>>472687240First Cat 4 in June ever. It's going to be an absolutely wild season lads, get your popcorn ready
>>472687240ALL /tex/pol REPORT IN!WHATS YA'LLS->COUNTY>GRUB>GUNS>DRINK>VIEW OUTSIDEWaller County here. Sweltering as fuck outside. Having a nice Dr. Pepper cream soda with my Quesadilla on the patio this Sunday.Forecast Looking bad brothers. 80% chance we get dirty side slide just like Harvey in 2017, 20% we get this shit head on and Pasadena gets deleted.
There's the full eye on radar, it is intense, seeing those green from 400 KM away is insane.
>>472696610Beryl is such a mudshark who loves black and indian men
>>472696610Season will fizzle out by mid-SeptemberScreencap this.
>>472696727Of course, because the cycle started early. I don't know how people don't notice these kinds of things if they live in the gulf region and watch this shit annually.
>>472696727Take a bet on who is gonna mog hardI'm betting Ernesto and Rafael
>>472696114oh boy
>>472696820Gordon is going to fuck up tampa.
>>472696912Nah that sounds like some old man. Ernesto gonna fuck it up even more
>>472697052Ernesto is going to try to sneak in to texas and get caught.
>>472696820Isaac, biblical name = something bound to happen
>>472697052Hurricane patty fucks, shes gonna give south florida the old sloppy toppy.
>>472696820It'll be either Isaac or Patty.
>>472697256I don't think that we'll get that many named storms this year or I'd be worried about hurricane Milton.
Where is the wind? Thats all wind? I expected more wind.
>>472697167You do know there indeed was a Patty in Mexico in 2015?That bitch opened her legs out wide for wetback dick>>472697115Which ones sound weak?>>472697103Nah he's gonna mog hard, he and RafaelEthnic takeover 2024 + 2025 + 2026 (don't forget Pablo, Humberto, Gonzalo, Omar and co)
>>472696457Someone post the Katrina NiggerKiller 3000 vid where the white dude & his posse were literally blowing away rape ape gangs w impunity.
>>472697256Nah nga it'll be Ernesto or Rafaeland Deshawn in the auxiliariesbecause BBC mogs
>>472697399nice try jew
>>472696626Bexar, reporting in. Not quite 100, but close. Working my way through a 12 pack of Shiner.If it swings east, I'll need to head over to Beaumont and secure my grandma's place. Woman's still living on her own at 90, and can't do any storm cleanup. Whole family keeps telling her to sell and move closer to one of us, but she's hardheaded.
>>472697473I hope bERyl cleans up for Palestine
>>472696683Nah, it's going to swing north of Trinidad. No Indians for Beryl
>>472697341We probably will get that many named storms, and then some, and then maybe even use the auxiliary list.
>>472696820Rafael, Sara and Tony
>>472697574well she let the Indian cricket team run a train on her in Barbados and she brushed Guyana so.....>>472697618I hope Deshawn will mog because BBC mogs>>472697623Ah fuck Sara and Tony they sound weakass. Ernesto, Rafael and Deshawn (auxiliary) mogthen Pablo and Humberto for next year
>>472697618Don't respond to my posts, yankee. This season will have less named storms but more powerful ones.
>>472689656Bonita Beach Road past 41 hasn't been paved since the 70s. the road is like a cheese grader past the Publix. that fucking fat nigger byron donalds need to get his ass off of Fox News and fix these fucking roads and stop building "luxury" apartments. >>472689621>>472689483>>472689738based 239 chads
>>472697839Beryl already gave us a spooky skull. Every hurricane with a spooky IR face always goes to cat 5.
>>472697341Milton will be biblical
>>472692718come on shift to Tampa so she can drown (((them)))
>>472693032Them and liberal Austin faggots with vacation homes. Kek
>>472697341>>472697956who TF cares about milton, ernesto mogs
>>472697956shoulda given him back his red stapler... Tampa will learn
>>472697831Trust me, we're getting a lot of storms. A good few powerful ones too. It's june and we're already considering D names.
>>472698032>Trust meJews and yankees hang side by side.
>>472698092Okay, well if we get 30 named storms this season, you better come back telling me how wrong you were.
>>472698155When you're parroting my lines a week from now remember you're a yankee forever.
>>472696626Burnet County checking in. Too hot to eat. Drinking ice cold coconut creme Dr. Pepper.I know the one thing I don't want to see is a repeat of a hurricane pushing more niggers further into Texas. I enjoy my 97% white demographics.
>>472698032If the depression in the Gulf grabs Chris, then the one behind Beryl get's the D.(if numbers, Debby hits Houston head-on, goes straight up I-45, and then Debby Does Dallas)
>>472696820Do you have the tentative names for 2017. I'm looking for patterns here.
>>472697928looks more like a visor than a skull.
>>472698345Debby please dilate
>>4726984352017Arlene, Bret, Cindy, Don, Emily, Franklin, Gert, Harvey, Irma, Jose, Katia, Lee, Maria, Nate, Ophelia, Philippe, Rina, Sean, Tammy, Vince, Whitney2018Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Debby, Ernesto, Florence, Gordon, Helene, Isaac, Joyce, Kirk, Leslie, Michael, Nadine, Oscar, Patty, Rafael, Sara, Tony, Valerie, William2019Andrea, Barry, Chantal, Dorian, Erin, Fernand, Gabrielle, Humberto, Imelda, Jerry, Karen, Lorenzo, Melissa, Nestor, Olga, Pablo, Rebekah, Sebastien, Tanya, Van, Wendy2020Arthur, Bertha, Cristobal, Dolly, Edouard, Fay, Gonzalo, Hanna, Isaias, Josephine, Kyle, Laura, Marco, Nana, Omar, Paulette, Rene, Sally, Teddy, Vicky, Wilfred2021Ana, Bill, Claudette, Danny, Elsa, Fred, Grace, Henri, Ida, Julian, Kate, Larry, Mindy, Nicholas, Odette, Peter, Rose, Sam, Teresa, Victor, Wanda2022Alex, Bonnie, Colin, Danielle, Earl, Fiona, Gaston, Hermine, Ian, Julia, Karl, Lisa, Martin, Nicole, Owen, Paula, Richard, Shary, Tobias, Virginie, Walter
Idalia was supposed to be the one never forget
>>472698591she's back for 2029
>>472695594>Corpus ChristieThey finally give WWE a hot crowd and this is their reward.
>>472698700This is what they get for not sticking to the script. Everyone knows Corpus Christie sucks ass for wrestling.
>>472695310Tampa is invincible!
>>472687240Rolling for Houston
>>472698794come to Tampa to drown (((them)))
>>472698808Houston is wrecked
955 MB
>>472698794I'm going to take over the darpa weather machines and direct strike tampa with a concise category 5.
>>472698808Only if Category 1000 with extremely rapid presentation to kill them all off, otherwise no - keep them in their containment zones....
>>472687240pray for Jah
>>472698900is that a good score?
>>472699117>u>u>u>u
>>472691725Katrina was so bad not just because of Bush but because Mayor Chocolate City and Blanco decided to play politics. Blanco did everything she could to stonewall the Bush administration and wouldn't let them federalize the state guard and shit.
>>472699149Ohh theres a lot more to it than that. They left those people to the wolves for weeks and it was only once white people started killing niggers with guns they started going door to door taking guns and setting up "shelters" to catalogue people.
>>472698794If Tampa gets a Cat 3 or up, they are Katrina-levels of fucked with storm surge (and RIP St. Pete)
>>472699117It's pretty good. Though it could be lower, eye is so small that the plan only had 2 scans in it. The drop should tell us a little more. What will be interesting would be a NE pass. because if winds are 131 MPH in the eastern quad, then what are the winds in the NE quad?
>>472687240Nice to see you back RebThread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o
>>472699322They are even more fucked up than that because those cocky jewish retards think they are special. It also is chock full of faggot northerners who've flooded this state forever now. There will be a lot of dead dumb motherfuckers pulled out of shitty condos if tampa ever gets a real hit.
>>472699117>>472698900Pretty mid for how she's been going up to this point but still solid, let's wait to see what the next pass looks like.
>>472699433Nah, the Kikes panic and flee. I was living on the Space Coast when Irma hit, and there were so many people from West Palm heading up to New Jersey ahead of it, it was retarded. WPB-fags should've stayed put and not clogged up I-95.
>>472699250My aunt and uncle live in Florida and took in some Katrina refugees. They even got a feel good piece on Good Morning America or the Today Show or one of those shows about it. A few weeks later the family fled back to New Orleans because my aunt was and always has been a complete fucking psycho that testing their luck there was preferable to staying with her.
Houston bros, should we get prepared? Who wants to go looting with the niggers?
>>472699488Yeah, as I understand it the background pressure is pretty high (close to 1015 MB) so if we see cat 5 winds in the NE quad, then we might have the highest-pressure cat 5 on record. Small eye, high pressure background, and good environment
>>472699705Tampafolk get cocky they think they are going to be fine or they flee day 0 of the storm being in bermuda there is no inbetween kekAlso the way to make sure your house is untouched and nothing happens is to run away, thats basic florida rules.
>>472699739>should we get prepared?Your prep should've been finished weeks ago, you goober. Prep in early June, and then just eat all the food in late October if you end up not needing it.
>>472698524 Tropical Storm Arlene – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Storm Bret – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Storm Cindy – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Depression Four – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Storm Don – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Storm Emily5 – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Franklin – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Gert – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Harvey1,2 – PDF – KMZ – SHP Potential Tropical Cyclone Ten3 – PDF Hurricane Irma4 – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Jose – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Katia5 – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Lee – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Maria6 – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Nate – PDF – KMZ – SHP Hurricane Ophelia – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Storm Philippe – PDF – KMZ – SHP Tropical Storm Rina – PDF – KMZ – SHPSo it starts to get violent by name #6 and it reaches critical mass by #9 it goes full blast until #13. I change my names to Francine all the way to Leslie as real potential Hurricanes.Francine, Gordon, Helene, Isaac, Joyce, Kirk, Leslie. If Maria (mother of Jesus that we Catholics worship) then Isaac have potential to destroyed us too. Not saying Jews are using Catholic lore to punish us for being Christians.
>>472699739No looting for me. Not sure how concerned we should be at this point. I have a generac and pre-cut plywood ready in case.
>>472700241you should be concerned 4th of july/day before.you should already be "prepared" as its hurricane season and the cycle started early this year.
>>472687240Just once in my life I would like to see a 5 smack panama going hard west with enough juice it makes it to the Pacific and begins recharging so by the time it hits the yips it's an apocalyptic size
>>472700654I really want one of the storms that hits jew york city to just stay strong as fuck one day and really do some damage. Or even just detour at DC, would be fine really.
>>472700003What kind of things do you have in your prep kit
>>472700021Do you also have 2005/1933 to reference?
>>472689392Somebody screencap this dumb motherfucker
>>472701449you cant do it?
>>472701193https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/data/tcr/index.php?season=2017&basin=atl
Beryl's intensification is so fucking insane; this year is going to be nuts if this is just the start.
>>472702334It's not indicative of anything.
>>4727011931933 didn't have real storm names yet.
>>472701193>>472702485Ernesto is gonna mog desu
>>472701449
>>472687433WE GETTING TIME OFF WORK WITH THIS ONE
>>472702334Looking forward to chilling on the beach and soaking in some proper major mother nature fury
>>472702757Not this storm, floridafriend. Its at best going to hit up mexico, more than likely will skullfuck squatemala.
>>472702876Of course I know not this storm retard>this year is going to be nutsI was referencing the season as a whole, but I'm also prepared to be let down once again too
>>472703165Kill yourself jewnigger.
>>472700927Canned food (heavy on beans, tuna, and chicken), non-perishable stuff that doesn't need cooked (like cereal and snacks), 2 weeks worth of drinking water, batteries, lights, fuel for my camping stove and wood for my smoker, and first aid supplies.That being said, I don't prep anymore, because I live 130 miles inland these days.
>>472703217after you
>>472691418>the 2,250th thread of the day made by a bot or someone on a military base died for this
>>472702749Do y'all work? I assumed you just drink, hang at the beach, and rob tourists.
>>472703508
>>472703414I was trying to be friendly and you went niggardly so you must wear the jew mark for the rest of your life. That is the rule.
>>472703508The children work really hard to rob tourists and sell them shitty weed.
>>472703617What an honor
>>472703565
>>472696435138mph952
>>472696435>>472698900Next punch incoming
Any guesses how strong it will be when it reaches Mérida, Mexico?
>>472696820Every woman I've met named joyce has been crazy. So obviously she's heading straight for Baton Rouge.
>>472687240What's going on with the hurricane behind it though?And is FL gonna get dumped on again?
>>472704047Nothing major ever happens to Mérida unless it takes some weird path like Isidore.
>>472704662Or it's a powerful one like Gilbert, how could I forget him.
>>472704882OK thanks mexianon. Ill looks those 2 up.
>>472704047It will be hubris not mother nature that conquers the ralphamale.
>>472688385Make Jamaica British Again
>>472704029She's struggling a little bit.Possible EWRC maybe?
This year everything will be Unda tha sea https://youtu.be/Fkusy4ylhiY?feature=shared
>>472705489Um, no.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpIWZd9JmA
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>>472705610Based Beetle bro, though I had something a little stronger in mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM3fodiK9rY
>>472705436Fresh off the press. and possibly. I noticed it on radar but it's behind a tree so it's hard to see but the new microwave came in and it shows a little structure that's probably stagnating the eye. IDK if EWRC or just get's absorbed into the current eyewall but we shall see. We knew something like this would happen before it hits the islands, plus in terms of down the road, it will be more of a sign it stays stronger longer if it's bigger and goes through multiple EWRC.
>>472706099Had to look this one up, Conf. Thankshttps://www.theweatherprediction.com/habyhints2/412/
>>472706099The eye wall kinda looks like a cacodemon
It is 100% going to the south side of this track and below its going to nail Guatemala.
>>472707323I hope not, I want her to hit Haiti
>>472707507And I want her to hit Israel but sadly unless this post is blessed I doubt that will happen.
>>472706099>>472705436Seems to be all but confirmed. Will probably be a good 12-18 hours to see the resulting structure and strength of the systemhttps://x.com/webberweather/status/1807568466431332506
>>472707878Medicanes are possible! They're super rare though.
>>472708155When it gets up near wednesday morning it will probably be a pretty mean storm.
>>472708235It will probably intensify once it's past the Virgin Islands.
>>472708392>Virgin Islands.should be the experienced islands at this point
>>472707507Why do you hate Kenyans?https://archive.vn/VeyE2
These hurricane things have happened every single year since climate change. Thanks drumpftards, you're literally killing people.
>>472708995I hear drumpf drinks water, and water is often polluted. Coincidence?
>>472692718>*BANG BANG*CAM ON NVGI>*BANG BANG*SCOR SUM FACKIN' GOALS>*BANG BANG*
>>472708783Carlos!
>>472687240these are the best threads
>>472709849Oi do you have a license to participate in weather threads?
>>472709947no im leaving bye
>>472710026No come baaaaack... shit he fell into the ocean.
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>472710260Completely New Delhi'd
>be American>hurricane watch>go to mall for emergency supplies>MassShooter64bit.exe>get shot>die
>>472710736Just avoid Walmarts in black neighborhoods and you'll be fine
EWRC is occurring.
>>472710026Don't leave. When was the last time you had a full English breakfast? They look pretty tasty. Also, why can't the English drive in high water?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYjABzbqRbg
>>472711885Good or bad for Houston?
>>472708155based on this picture >>472706099and current recon, it seems it'll be a quick one. Second eyewall already cat 3 and one half is already done. And that picture I posted showed the odd nature of it, being more of a meld than an entire eyewall replacement cycle. Basically, one corner of the inner eyewall was already part of the outer eyewall, so the inner one really didn't need to die but rather just meld into the outer one.
>>472712286bad, it would be more resilient against shear. If we go through a few more EWRC, you end up with an Ivan situation.
>>472712286Its not gonna hit texas bro. Prep anyway if you haven't but its not going norf.
>>472712607Probably south Texas, or north Tamaulipas
>>472712505>>472712607I'm freaking out, man. If this thing heads for us I have a shit ton of work to do before Friday. Service the generator, board up windows, police the patio for projectiles, stock up on booze and meat...FUCK.
>>472712869Do that anyhow other than the windows, you'll know before 4th of july if you have anything to fear. It is most likely going to go due west after it levels out despite what all this modeling is saying. Look at the system ahead of it and the way the pressure is going in the future.Luckily hurricanes are slow enough to give us a bit of time.
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>>472712869Check the genny first and foremost, and then build your plan around whether it works or not.
Look at them go.Always funny watching the richfags pull off a mass migration on their yachts just before the storm hits.They're not exactly fleeing very far though, their boats might get fucked this time around.
>>472713045>>472713068>>472713071>>472713071I hope it goes south. Will service genny tomorrow and pick up meat and booze tomorrow. For Houston anons, I work near B&W Meat Co. Going to pick up some boudin, picanha, sausage and oxtails. Smoked oxtails have been showing up in my yt feed and look like they are worth trying. I'll board up windows are the last minute.
>>472712869don't worry, as long as you're prepped enough for the season in general, then you should be-able to take care of everything 3-4 days before. In which case is probably when we'll get a better idea of if Beryl actually hits Texas or not
This is the motherfucker I'm watching, not Beryl.
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>>472713404well that's further away with a lot less known about it. Beryl is already a major in the MDR so of course more attention would go to that.
>>472713444Shh
>>472713404We're getting fucked back to back.
>>472702749I'm still waiting for the government to say that here.
>>472713308Fresh meat wouldn't be my move. I'd shoot for canned tuna and chicken, unless your generator runs your fridge.
>that track showing it strengthen back up beyond 100kt right next to 'NawlinsGo on, my son... DO IT!!
>>472713839Bro, just don't show up. Tell them you were sheltering in place (unless you get next to no rain, in that case, show up.
>>472713839>waiting for the governmentm8 just dont go to worklmao
>>472713886Everything below the black line is more likely to happen. It might push up once it hits land but Beryl is going west to find gold.
>>472713839LOL all of you are the same, dont pretend youre gonna go to work anyways
>>472713874Yes, I have a whole house generator. Which could suck in a really bad situation because it is loud AF. You also have to remember to go lights out when the power goes out because the neighbors will wonder why you have the only functioning porch light.
Why is the hurricane following the Saharan dust?And why isnt the dust going straight up the Chesapeake?
>>472714106kek even broke fucks have generators here in florida at this point other than... cityfolk>*spits*generator envy used to be a thing mid 2000s though bad. Especially because fpl would take weeks and weeks for minor fucking storms.
>>472714222I'm east side of Houston bro. Whole house generators are near unobtainium. West side, whole different story.
>>472714222checked and kekd. yeah fuck fpl, teco, ouc, progress, kua, all of them. they all tongue my anus. i got a 900 dollar one on amazon like 6 years ago that runs on propane, its like 1899 now. runs the ac too. even probably would run my neighbors houses. but fuck them kek
>>472714331Whole house sure, but at least something to power a fridge and some lights, maybe a window ac.Thats not really abnormal anymore here at least.>>472714336Nice. My nearest neighbor forever down the road has two huge propane tanks for his house gen. Apparently isn't too bad to get filled.
>>472714106Which part of Houston are you in, and are you armed? If you live near spics or niggers, I'd keep the genny off overnight, and stay strapped. If you're in the outer burbs like Kingwood, Katy, or the Woodlands, less important.
>>472714195They both follow prevailing winds
>>472713404Cape Verde train starting early this year
>>472714533The spic side...but I grew up here and am not leaving. No nogs to speak of and all the spics have chemical plant jobs, so not too worry about roving gangs. Keeping the genny off overnight is a good idea if shit gets bad though,
>>472714690Stay safe anon. Do you have enough ammo to chase off a few teenagers if they get all 'Purge cuh"?
>Haven't had a east coast hurricane since 2018.OY VEY IT'S ELECTION YEAR DUH
>>472714844Thanks anon and yes, but I doubt it will come to that in my location. I am in a heavily blue collar area with families. I don't think fucking around will be tolerated.
>>472696516some rain is different from hurricane levels of rain causing flooding. feels like every time a hurricane hits texas you guys get completely fucked with flooding, especially if you're in a drought now it makes it 10x worse to get a ton of rain at once since the ground is all dry leading to flash floods.
>>472714906Ian?
>>472714946Texas is a big place. If it made landfall at Brownsville and rode up the Rio Grande, while also dumping rain on the Hill Country? Everything would be fine because all the lakes are low. If it hit Houston? Well sucks to be Houston, because it floods all the fucking time.
>>472714690Harvey is an example of how Houston would react to disaster. Only the niggers were causing problems
>>472715236>>472715425Harvey was worst case scenario for the Houston area desu. My neighborhood has never flooded, so the biggest inconvenience was that Shipley's near me was closed.But yeah, the flooding was biblical in spots. I turned on the news and my hunting partner's house was the staging point for the Cajun Navy in Spring because he was the highest point in his neighborhood. He had 4 feet of water in his house at the height of the storm.
>>472687240Bump
>>472715899Checked and new thread or wait until AM updates?
>>472688385Rolling for a nuke in Jackson Mississipi
>>472714630At the same time?