> https://www.ladepeche.fr/2024/07/01/info-la-depeche-durandal-a-disparu-du-rocher-de-rocamadour-lepee-du-chevalier-roland-a-ete-derobee-ces-jours-ci-12053133.phpMythical sword Durandal has been stolen.No one knows who did it, nor where it is.No one seems to care in France, not even the authorities.France is done for, my people cannot be saved.They're just zombies, they have no soul.
heh.
oops - seems like I might have sold it for scrap, was it really that important?
>>472780151surement un bahoula houla
>>472780151why, were you going to use it for something?
>>472780151>It's illegal to pull the sword from the stone.Sounds like something a tyrant afraid of an armed populace would say.
>>472781054Named swords are actually WMDsPrepare your anus
I hope a legendary figure has returned but more likely it was just stolen by hooligans or French youths or whatever they call Africans now.[spoiler]there's a dark tower joke somewhere[/spoiler]
>>472781271>hooligans or French youths or whatever they call Africans nowCharleKANGZ
>>472781166Durandal CurtanaJoyeuseDo these things mean anything more to you?
>>472780151You telling me some Arab in a black bubble coat is the king of France now?!
>>472781054It's the new wonderwaffle they are sending to Ukraine.
>>472781609Kingmakers all
>>472781713he has to complete the quest first by slaying the tyrant with it
>>472781054>>472781125Nigger mentality
Spiritual terrorism against the French soul.
