why did he do it?
>>472810950To get laid
>>472810950For the lulz
Satan told him to.
>>472810950PUSHITBACK
>>472810950to get to the other side
>>472810950Push that fucker back in.
>>472810950He got sick of his wife.Also, he had a hunch that pussy without scales would feel better.
>>472810950Bros I thought about it and for a long time I believed it then I got older and thought about it again and realized that’s the fakest gayest shit I’ve ever heard
>>472810950That's the motherfucker that told Eve to eat the fruit.
>>472811241Beat me to it.
Jews
Bro had dreams of seeing the stars and going to outer space, and land and air was the barrier between that
>>472810950There was more oxygen in the air back then. He might have had breathing problems
>>472810950Had to get out of the house.
If Octopuses lived to be 80 years old, I think we would have Octopus civilizations
>>472811573Nigger he didn’t have lungs it didn’t matter how much oxygen was in the air
>>472810950To torment us all.
>>472810950God dropped a penny on land, and the jewbacabra saw it, and couldn't resist evolving to get it. They edited that part out of the torah, but it do be like that.
>>472811721Eh gills are just lungs turned insid
>>472811710Unlikely. They're not social animals like we are.
>>472810950>Evolution.jpgImagine believing in this stuff. You are not descended from monkeys and fish. You are reviling your Creator. Embrace Islam before it is too late.
>>472810950At the time, there were far less assholes on land.
>>472811952Eventually you would get a small group of them who become the Octopus jews who get everybody in line
>just white people things
>>472810950just a zesty nigga like that
PUSH IT BACK IN
>>472810950>why did he do it?Why do white people climb mountains? My nigga tiktaalik roseae would unironically make Yakub proud.>Capcha: AAAYY
>>472811710>If Octopuses lived to be 80 years oldSome do. They're technically immortal. They never die of "old age" - just disease or injury etc
I'm gonna go back in time and stop that fucker one of these days
>>472812103>Octopus jews who get everybody in lineGerman octopi would do that. Not jew octopi. Jew octopi would start biting then ends of their limbs and claiming to be the chosen ones of Mighty Lord Goombah.
>>472810950He was curious
wait... so it was just one fish nigga? Then how come all terrestrial animals come from him? Did he do nothing but fuck and cum every second for like 3 billion years?Or if it was a literal species, hundreads of individuals... what make them do it all at the same time?sounds like bullshit either way, to be quite honest with you familia.
>>472811362I guess
>>472811362>that’s the fakest gayest shit I’ve ever heardWhat exactly is the alternative? Garden with a talking snake?
>>472810950Masochism
>>472810950niggers
>>472810950he needed to go to the fresher pool of water next to his and liked it outside
>>472810950I miss him bros.
Dat lizard puzzi wuz on da shore
Hair for warmthe..
>>472810950because he could do it
>>472810950Jews
>>472810950>fish can't breath out of water>one magically does and decides to stay on land>this somehow leads to humansImagine believing this
>>472811952>/pol/ posters>social animalsgood one
>>472810950mustve been a woman fish - was looking for bigger chad dick outside of the natural living habitat
>>472810950Because he was born into this world.
>>472810950Niggers moved in next door.
>>472810950look at his stupid fucking smug face. he's well aware.
>>472812024>You are reviling your Creator. Embrace Islam before it is too late.If there to be a good creator than all the works to be good?Why do Abrahamic cucks always hate nature?
>>472810950why do men venture over continents and mountains and space?because it's there to be explored.my ancestor :)
>>472815637Yes.
>>472810950Because whorish white women love to fuck anything that crawls out of a swamp.
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>>472810950How did it happen is the more important question. How did not one but two of these creatures mate to produce offspring. How did these children produce even more children. This would be an incredibly low chance something like 1 to the 200000000 millionth power.
>>472812476Your bait won't go unnoticed.
>>472810950some went back
>>472810950Get away from waterjews and waterniggers.
>the gene pool was closed so he looked for a way to survive
in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth, this was 6000 years ago.there was also a big flood that killed everything except for one man his family and a boat full of animals
>>472812024If we don't descend from them why do you want to fuck them?
>>472818423How old were you when you were diagnosed with schizophrenia?
MUHHH EBOLOOTIN MUHHH MONKE BECOMES MAN ECCE MONKEY ECCE MONKEY AND THUS SAID THE LORDD LET US CREATE MAN IN THE APE'S IMAGE AND THUS IT WAS.. SCIENCE DUH?!
Goyim. It's true. You come from shapeshifting monkeys. Don't be sad you were a monkey once. With the help of natural Evolution, you might become a Jew in ten Billion years through natural selection. Lol? You QUESTION EVOLUTION? THATS HOW LONG IT TAKES NO WE CANT OBSERVE IT FOR YHAT READON I JUST SAID ACCEPT THE BASEDENCE.
>>472810950to get away from the darker scaled fish.
>>472810950I wake up and hate him every day for getting out of that water.
Cuz was ready to settle down, unironically.
>>472810950
>>472810950He dindu nuffin
Arthropods thought they could hide on land. They thought wrong.
>>472810950effortposting today
>>472810950Based that's why.
>>472810950It never happened.
evolution miraculously stopped when monks became humans. same with fishes, nowadays fishes don't become monks no mo'it's convenient to be an atheist isn't it. things work and one day magically they don't work no moreI am amazed how atheists have turned genes into the new god. Make me laff when they say their dad was a fish too.Guess which theory is true according to them:theory 1 : humans descent from humans, which is verified at every human birththeory 2: humans transition from a fish, then a monkey, yet it was never observed and fishes today dont transition into monkeys and monkeys today dont transition into humans, just trust me bro. Btw, humans still transition into trannies, that's completely natural and scientific :^)Face it, atheism-scientism is a religion too, and the whole religion replacement was a power grab by atheists. Atheists make Darwin their new guru. But like all gurus, Darwin is an atheist duplicitous bitch. The only difference between Darwin and Lamarck is that Darwin made up a theory about a population and Lamarck made up a theory about an individual. Now here is the thing. in order to work with ''a population'', you need to use statistics. and statistics dont lead to proofs and even less to truths. Darwin's theory is not falsifiable and atheists are gaga about this, even though in public they say falsifiability is awesome. In fact, the atheist concept of a ''a population'' is not even well defined. At best you they come up with a fuzzy definition. So with darwin theory you get no predictive claims and when you try to get numbers out of it, you only get few stats about a population and if the theory fails, the atheists will say the numerical results are just statistical artifacts, no big deal. In fact ''truth'' is not even defined in statistics. So whatever atheists come up with with their stats, they can't say it's the truth.
