Who said that men can't get pregnant?
>>472840864Musk! Ah aaaaaaahhhSaviour of the white race!Musk! Ah aaaaaaahhhHe'll fuck everyone one of us!
is elon an alcoholic? if so he hides it well, but that liver aint looking so good
>>472840864wait, elon is a woman?
>>472840864eeeeeewwww women fuck that nasty cracker?
off season bro
>>472841058afraid so
>>472840864This post just makes me hate women more. How can a women be a busy executive and have 3 children???
>>472840864How is he not being raped in the ass for child support?
>>472841398by being elon s baby mama???
>>472840864Impressive number, very niceMaybe try to find it a name better than a serial number this time tho
>>472840864>12th child looks more like thats all muscle tissue and spermatic cordguy is building a dynasty absolutely based and world domination pilled
i genuinely cant wait for his children to grow upwatch a single thunderf00t episode and see how their father is a complete fraud that has fucked over this country far more than helped. His children will all grow to hate him.yeah im talking to you musky shit i know you browse here. apologize for twitter and hyperloop tomorrow.
>>472841546hard to find a unique name these days
Every billionaire should be forced to have 20 kids and slkt his wealth accordingly
>>472841644fuck you
I never fucked any of my relatives fuck off
>>472841059>billionaire
>>472841510Did he marry them?
>>472841644cringe also your post indicates you having a multitude of psychosocial complexes that you apparently are having a hard time working over
>>472841398he's rich, you dumb incel
>>472840864Can you imagine having sex with this disgusting dude
>>472842132Peak genetic miracle, no wonder he is rich
>>472840864he has contracts with these woman to get IVF and in return they get to live like royalty.They have nannies, tutors, etc and only see their kids a couple of times a week at meal times which is pretty common for most elites.
>>472842132he looks powerful.
>>472840864Nooo, you can't just be one of the richest people on earth and enjoy succulent meals and extreme gamer sessions until you have a mildly protruding belly!!!!! AAAAAA!!!!
>>472841644No one respects that gay fag with the ponytail
>>472841723>>472842013ok defend the hyperloop, defend him fucking our space program, defend the cyber truck.everything he has done has been a complete fraud
>4chan mods work under elon>they post on x>x is is begin also ran by 4chan>lmao
>>472842266>mildly
>>472842132How big are his lungs holy
>>472842346>Biggest launch provider in the world>Operator of the largest fleet of satellites in the worldJust a prank/fraud bro
>>472842013Fuck you I cringe face back!
>>472842441That's fat.>>472842473That's what his wagies do, he couldn't.>>472840864Even at his wealth levels, atherosclerosis can not be cured.There's K2, nattokinase, starvation diet, immune suppression etc., but it can only deflate the deposits a bit.It's mostly too late when you are past 45.
>>472841644does thunderchud have any kids?
>>472842983There is no way Mr. PHd big brain onions boy is not a virgin incel
Reminder that he pays chinese zogbots to spread positive stories about him.
>>472843121has he launched any reusable rockets or helped design and build the largest rocket ever made?
>>472841546after the 10th child you start naming them with an excel table
>Rich dude has a ton of kids Commies seeth>Lowanda has a ton of kidsCommies want to tax the white man more
>>472843382Dude, he literally pay to get access to a lab, as in no one will fund his BS
>>472843503ah, so he just seethes on youtube for pennies. got it.
>>472840864how does he do it bros?
>>472842132he’s a powerhouse, imagine all the pussies he left in ruins
>>472842291reddit does
>>472840864How do you even achieve this build? Probably harder to get ripped then to look like this
>>472841510Because child support is 75% of discretionary incomeHe reports the minimum for top bracket every year and the rest is business income
>>472844081Easier*
>>472841510they don't sue him for it and he probably is as he only pays himself 40k a year and lives in a one bedroom company apartment in Texas
>>472844081Jip
>>472844081A lot of South Africans look like that. It's the alcohol consumption. We're a bunch of drunks.
>>472842132>>472842376He got ozempic'd and is fine now.
>>472841016>>472840864>Fucking your employees
>>472840864That's all muscle.
>>472841398Elon has like 3 of his kids with him all the time. There was a vid touring his factory and they were following him around the whole time. It was very cute.
>>472845162KEK!
>>472841058Yes, look at our boy Henry and (((his))) "wife"
>>472840864but what about>muh population growth
>>472842132He inherited money from his father's blood diamond mine in South Africa. Do you think any woman would touch that bald loser with no money on the table? He is a hypocrite. He may as well shun his Dad but without his money he would he NOTHING. Funny enough Elon is not even the shadow of his father, at least his father was a decent dad, but Elon raised a tranny.
>>472847269Not true Elon did not speak with his father for decades, he actually lived in his office for two years when he moved to the usa since he could not afford to rent.
>>472841058He's just a man woth a womb
>>472841016>Saviour of the white race!Musk is jewish. This was revealed in the DNA website data leak a few months back.
>>472847388i bet you believe everything Warren Buffett tells you too
>>472847388He was paid an allowance of 20,000 dollars to go to school. He has been helped immensely by his fathers money and his father has stated multiple times Elon has received more assistance than he lets on.Compare your life to his, he might be ambitious and smart, but if he wasn't his fathers child that wouldn't be where he is.
>>472847684Elon literally means oak in hebrew
>>472847388That is such a load of shit
>>472842132I don’t think he is making sex. He does the ivf hence he has so many twins.
>>472840864Thread is way too woke for the ‘trainees’ on this board
>>472841510he would need to have like 10000 children for that to happen
people always act like Elon is their best friend, or he used to be their best friend but he betrayed them it's really weird how everyone acts like they have direct social bonds with this guy, and get so emotional about him
>>472841058Amongst other things
>>472841058
>>472841058Nigger Elon
>>472840864elon is a jew
Food tastes good. If you were famous and a billionaire, you would quickly realize you have a cheat code to have any young attractive woman you want. Which might cause you to start valuing tasty food over keeping fit.
>>472840864Aw sweet, schizo thread!
>>472848515It's called a parasocial relationship.It's very common in the age of the internet.
>>472842132You may not like it, but this is what peak Troon performance looks like.
>>472840864What does that Neuralink executive look like?
>>472848468what are you talking about?
>>472840864test
>>4728498535th test coming up soon
>>472840864Based
>>472840864Bro elon musk can have 50,000 children and they will all be richer than anyone you knew growing up.
He's the world's richest person, why wouldn't he spread his seeds?
>>472847388lmao imagine believing what el*n saysback in the day he told stories in interviews of how he went around with emeralds in his pockets and sold them to jewelers in new york, nowadays he claims there never was an emerald mine
>>472842728>fathe's chubby but dude has a barrel chest
>>472850439he's fat as a fatass
what a fucking chad. This is the only way to live.create a star trek future while impregnating everyone along the way
>>472850589he is fat but his wallet is even fatter
>>472848803Mimic
>>472848803Here Elon is a faggot congressman. He hated this posted to X
