>Fans are rejoicing as it has been confirmed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Black teenagers when in human formhttps://metro.co.uk/2023/05/06/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-confirmed-to-be-black-in-human-form-18735124/
I'm pretty sure they were just turtles first, but if black people are turtles I guess that's fine, I don't think I can keep track of this shit anymore.
New theme song just dropped!>Teenage Looting Nigger Burglarshttps://honkfm.com/1967/tlnb-blm-theme/
>>472888521but they are turtles who were exposed to sewer radiation why would they have a human form? Do niggers love pizza more than chicken and watermelon now? crab legs?
>>472888521Did they meet master Splinter while out assaulting elderly asians?
>>472888521Is this what I'm supposed to be mad about today
>>472888521Wow. I was about to do a driveby but this shit is inspiring. I'm quitting the gangster life.t. nigger
>>472888521Meh, it kinda fits the vibe anyway. I know they were supposed to be turtles that turned into the power puff girls using chemical X but, I mean, if they WERE to have a human form it kinda works.
>>472888777CHECKED
>>472888998Also, the memes>teenage mutant "ninja" turtles
Having them all one race is better than making them all some weird equally distributed mix reflecting American urban demographics.
>>472888521Childhood status: ruined.
>>472888777>888>777>kKk
>>472888521>Ayo we wuz turdles n sheeitJive-talking youths who hang out in the sewer wearing gang colors and getting into fights - sounds like niggers to me.
Fans are rejoicing? It came out in 1990, this means 40 year old men are rejoicing that finally the African American community is being represented by turtles that talk like surfers with Italian names that do Karate who have been converted into human form even though the whole point was that they were giant turtles in a sewer.
>>472888521I don't buy it. They would use their turtle powers for crime if this was the case.
wait a minute, why are you posting an article from 2023? Is this a slide thread?Mods, please get rid of this shit.
>>472888521So... black people are turtles?Okay.Whatever.
>>472889491Up yours coon. Maybe OP just now found out and wants to discuss. It's news to me.
>>472889491So you remember what they took from youMods are faggots and so are you
>>472888521So TMNT is about 4 black teenagers ganging up to beat an old Asian man.
>>472888521>Cowabunga! - I mean fuck yeah, nigga!
>>472888777came to post this, lmao
>>472888777Chegg
>>472888521>Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesADD IT TO THE LIST, LADS
>>472888521I don't buy media from round-eyes anymore.
>>472888521Things are so bad, I'm just glad they're not ugly or gay.
>>472888521The only turtles movie that matters is the 1990 film, and they were all clearly white surfer dudes from California.
>>472888521Splinter must be a Jew then.
>>472888521Niggers
Le'Onardo
>>472889205Stop being anti-semite.
>>472888521Of course they are, they're Italian
>>472889986Nigger jumpscare
>>472888521Who's even the audience watching this shit? Manchild millennials I suppose.
>>472888521>Turtles who act like niggers are in actuality niggersI am shocked.
its american so I don't watch
>>472888521>just make everyone black>b...but sir, they're turtles, that doesn't make any sense>MAKE EVERYONE BLACK
>>472888764>mutant turtlesAdd it to the list!
>>472890546>projecting
>>472888521>niggers: Piccolo, Martian Manhunter, and the TMNT are ALL BLACK-CODED>niggers: WTF? ANIME CHARACTERS ARE NOT WHITE YOU BIGOT>DOESN'T MATTER THAT THEY HAVE BLONDE/RED HAIR AND BLUE EYES AND FAIR SKIN
>>472888521They are turtle washing.That's some speciesism against turtles!
>>472890621why does seth rogan think it is ok what he does?
>>472888777Cowabunga
>>472890794anime got inspired by walt disney who formalized cutenesshe drew from european features thus manga is white or rather disneyfied
>>472888521Raphael being taller than anyone else in the crew is fucking offensive to me.
>>472888777My favorite honkfm tune
>>472889986Kys you dumb dirty ape
This is nuts! IS. IT. CANON.?
>>472888521Wow so they’re now teenage mutant ninja apes
>>472888521Impossible, their favorite food isn’t fried chikn n menthols
>>472888521Tf is this? They don't have a human form. They're fuckin turtles.
>>472889072>>472889342>>472889974>>472890004>>472890908>>472891028Thanks, bros>id:kKk kek nice
>>472890945a ton of manga is inspired by western culture/history, so it's not even that far of a reach.
>>472891176Even turtles get nigger’d now anonPeak globohomo jew clownworld Crack pipe Hunter Biden is directing policy in the WH.
Can't wait for them to remake TMNT III
>>472889397/thread
>>472891245astroboy
>>472888521I've never seen a black kid talk like a californian surfer dude, so at least Michelangelo should be white.
>>472888521They discovered the Foot Clan is what they did! They were great Italian American ninjas and in this house the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are heros! End of story!
>>472890362Dios mio..
>>472890621The original April was black, she wasn't ugly or deformed goblin though
>>472888521>niggers are mutant non-humanskek based
>>472889390>Jive-talking youths who hang out in the sewer wearing gang colors and getting into fights - sounds like niggers to me.You made me laugh
>>472888777WITNESSED!
>>472891626>The original April was blackNo she wasn't, she just mad a massive fucking 80's perm because it was the 80's.
>>472888521I don't know bro, I replay Turtles in Time very often and I have even videos of me beating it while drinking.Pretty sure you can find the original videos easily too.
>>472891626>black>posts picture of clearly eurocentric latina>based on Kevin Eastman's latina gf at the timenice try, memeflaggot kike
why burgers obsessed with niggers?
>>472890794Piccolo is literally a shaolin monk from outerspace.
>>472888521>>472888777Here, have my version.Teenage nigger looting burglarsTeenage nigger looting burglarsTeenage nigger looting burglarsNegroes in a prison cellFight the power!!They're the world's most fearsome looting teamTeenage nigger looting burglars (We're really crips!)They're negroes in a prison cell and welfare kweensTeenage nigger looting burglars (Hey, watch me grip!)When the evil whitey attacksThese negro boys finna sell 'em some crack!Teenage nigger looting burglarsTeenage nigger looting burglarsSplinter taught them to be ninja teens (add it to the list)Teenage nigger looting burglars (He's a radical democRAT!)Leonardo cant read, Donatello doesn't understand machinesTeenage nigger looting burglars (That's a fact, Jack!)Raphael is a fool and on roids (Gimme a break!)Michelangelo is a retarded groid (Party!)Teenage nigger looting burglarsTeenage nigger looting burglarsTeenage nigger looting burglarsNegroes in a prison cellFight the power!!
>>472888777/pol/tards can make sites like this but no one has made a Whites only /pol/ yet?
>>472891803>>472891750Just make her look like this. You can argue about the race later. Everything beautiful is dying from the world.
>>472891899checked and kekedgood shit, bongfrenI still like my version better :p
>>472890621Kek
>human formhuh? I remember they were pets or some shit that touched radio active shit.
>>472891197>ID ruh roh shaggyI do declare that is a mighty fine ID you have there son
>>472891626That's an 80s perm. And that is the only remotely black looking thing about her
>>472888777Holy digitz
>>472892322I miss the 80s :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>472888777Top kek
>>472888777irrevocably based.
>>472888521https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom!_Studios kikes
>>472888521Get the ability to disguise yourself as human.Choose to be black.
>>472890362I can smell everyone in this picture, individually. From left to right, baloney and floral scented shampoo, old person, stale sweat, old person, dollar store lotion and skunk weed, cope and warm leather.
>>472888764Bullshit, they were White surfer guys if anything. KAWABUNGA BRO, they fucking skateboard. They are skinny White kids with long hair and baseball caps smoking weed and skateboarding.
Man, I'm doing research for this thread. And the energy, aesthetics in these comics is really something!and these were like a second rate comics! wtf happened, did something in the water sap the creativity out of people?!
>>472888521So we can get black people to stop committing crimes if we turn them into turtles?Time to whip out that perverse german science.
>>472888521They're talking about a panel in a comic nobody's going to buy like it's 40's Russia and Stalin just showed up.
>>472888521The turtles were surfers... and Italian (pizza) and amphibians. You ever seen a nigger on a surf board? In the water?
>>472892217It's a hologram the Power Rangers made for them so they could go out in public or whatever. They could have made it look like anything.
>>472888521Who else playing with with rats in a sewer?
>>472888521i'm an adult now i only watch catoon porn.
>>472888521>>472888764This means Splinter was a shapiro?
>>472888521>Turtles?
>>472888521
It's real. It's canon, bros.The turtles are officially niggers.
>>472888521Go nigger turtles!! Lead by Splinter!
>>472888521I reallyhateniggers
>>472888521>In a new comicI don't read those, sorry
>>472894928Who do you think voiced them in the last movie as a result of this new canon? You really think this won't change things for any future turtle projects?
>>472888521a black person has never said cowabunga in history
>>472895439See>>472891356Um helloUbisoft taught us samurai were black
WHO IS THIS FOR?
The Bay turtles were already established black did you not see those lips? Niggas looked like Chamillionaire.
>>472891626Next you're going to try and say Michael Jackson was black you revisionist piece of shit
From TMNT to tmNt
>>472895810nice
>>472888777I haven't a genuine lol like this in months
>>472888521Could be worse. They could also make Casey black and then not colourswap April.
>>472896445They might as well since April is black now.Once they go black you can't have em back.
Today's kids will grow up with four black turtles and their strong black female sidekick, and also she has a magical bat now because who is Casey Jones? idk. Casey Nogganaworkhereanymore anyway. Fuck white people, amirite?When will this madness end, bros? When 85% of faces and voices we see and hear are black? 90%
>>472897175I am not even mad at black people. I won't let jews have their desired reaction. I am mad that good art is not being made anymore and that people don't appreciate good art anymore.Cause let's face it even if there was no raceswap. A TMNT comic in 2024? comme on give me something new!!!But who cares anyway, the world is dead, beauty is dead, we live in hell.
>>472888521>Diversity >Inclusive 4 chances and not a single non-nigger? Also where is the female? The faggot or trans? Bigots.
>>472897789Here's your gay trans woman fifth ninja turtle, broYou really thought they didn't have that by now?
>>472895810Subtle
>>472888521TMNT peaked with Turtles in Time anyway
>>472899817
>>472900535PIZZA POWER
>>472888521I'm 43. I grew up with the Ninja Turtles. Let me be the first to say, WE DONT FUCKING CARE!!! You can never take from us what we had. NEVER!. I don't care if the Ninja Turtles turn into faggots and suck Splinters dick. WE DONT CARE!!!
>>472900771You should switch to Japanese comics, they are better. The newer ones are gay though but there's a wealth of content.
>>472888951you can still do it Le'turdre'
>>472891626>>472891803Pretty sure April was Mongols
>>472888521nah they definitely would have raped April
>>472888521Needs a bit more diversity.
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>>472901708Rapril.
>>472902432You just know
>>472902270Not my proudest nut of the day
>>472902270Highly disappointed that didn’t take me to a real porno site
>>472900880
>>472888521>TeenageIt's literally in the name. Check the list faggit.
>>472888998>>472888764Blacks tend to identify with green characters for some reason. They think Piccolo is black, too.
>>472888521this proves my schizo theory that pepe the frog is a black man, wake up people you have been psyoped
>>472888521Why do they have a human form of they were always turtles?
>>472888777Kowabunga it is
>>472893029
>>472888998no, it doesn't. they sounded like surfer dudes, like spicoli from fast times at ridgemont high, they were into skateboarding and x-games type shit, not nigger rappers.
>>472888521Nigger culture is all theft anymore. They can't make their own, so they have to steal it.
>>472893233Is that all it is? Freakin' camouflage?Makes sense but it was a lot funnier when they were just wearing trench coats.
>>472900880There are Japanese TMNT comics?Apparently the Japanese dub of the original 1987 animated series was rather popular in Japan. I've been trying to find it but it was never given a commercial release. Shame.
>>472890794>BLACK-CODEDRemember, they took Knuckles too.Gotta be the hair.I bet they think Predator is a nigger as well.
>>472909865As if every frogposter isn't black
>>472910785Knuckles is Jewish now, haven't you heard?
