https://nypost.com/2024/07/03/world-news/french-excalibur-sword-vanishes-after-1300-years-lodged-in-a-rock/
it was me. kneel before your King
>>473011464I don't get it
Some nigger and/or jew stole it.
>>473011614Excalibur, the legendary sword of King Arthur, is one of the most iconic and important elements of Arthurian literature. The sword has become a symbol of Arthur's virtue, power, and rightful sovereignty over Britain[1][4].Excalibur is often described as a powerful magical weapon, with the ability to shine brightly when drawn and slice through iron and steel[1][2]. Its scabbard also had protective powers that could keep Arthur from losing blood, making him invincible in battle[1]. The sword was forged on the Isle of Avalon and given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake, rather than being pulled from a stone as in some versions of the legend[1][4].The name Excalibur derives from the Welsh *Caledfwlch*, meaning "battle breach", and is related to the Irish mythological sword *Caladbolg*[2]. In some stories, Excalibur is wielded by other knights like Gawain and Lancelot, but it is most closely associated with Arthur[4].Beyond its magical properties, Excalibur is significant because it represents the noblest aspects of Arthur's kingship. The sword comes from another realm and must be returned there when Arthur is defeated, rather than being passed on to another ruler[4]. This motif is borrowed from Celtic tradition and resonates with Christian themes of betrayal and the divine will[4].In many ways, Excalibur has become more famous than Arthur himself, appearing in countless adaptations and serving as a symbol of heroic leadership and the rightful rule of a just king[4]. The sword's enduring legacy demonstrates the power and significance of the Arthurian legend as a whole.
>>473011464>police have confirmed shirouel hydemiya is the prime suspect
>>473011464The time has come brothers
>>473011464tweekers will scrap anything
>>473011464Yeah, nah, this is a CERN time shift or something.I've never heard of this sword before.I'd know if there was a sword that was lodged in a rock for 1300 years. That's a thing I would know.And I didn't.Which means it's fake, or there was a time shift.No third option.
Caliburn is the sword in the rock, excalibur is the sword given by the lady of the lake you fucking low iq brainlets.
>>473011464New Hitler was just crownedNah just kidding a migrant probably stole it.
>>473011763He cannot keep getting away with this.
>>473011464>have groceries delivered from Walmart>the only missing item is the fried chicken
i heard that biden pulled it while he was at normandy
>>473011529https://youtu.be/06d_uZ21Z2g
>>473011464Wait wtf? Excalibur was real???
>>473011704Yep.
>>473011815Everyone knows Excalibur but no one knew it was actually real and in a stone… w t f???
>demon fox escapes from stone in japan>chaos ensues>jews sacrificing cows or something>now the sword gone from the rock>reclaimed by an angel for the final battle - or possibly even a manShits getting real spooky in world politics. It's as if the old ways are returning and the new age of reason is dying.
>>473011464He has returned
>>473012047Bro King Arthur is HARRY POTTER BRORemember these are the people you are trying to convince of things.
>>473012047>Everyone knows Excalibur but no one knew it was actually real and in a stone… w t f???Not news
>>473012133That is an anvil
>>473011716If you have to explain Excalibur then they are probably a nigger.
>>473011704Guess they really was kangz...
>>473012202Ok nigger the whole story of King Arthur is that Uther Pendragon had no heirs and the person who pulled the sword from the stone would be King and that person was Arthur
>>473011894>have groceries delivered from Tesco>the only missing item is the 2kg of chicken breasts
>>473012298 The Story in Brief1. **Uther Pendragon**: He was the King of Britain, but had no heir to succeed him.2. **The Sword in the Stone**: Merlin, the wizard, arranged for a sword to be placed in an anvil on a stone. He declared that whoever could pull the sword from the stone would be the rightful King of Britain.3. **Arthur Pulls the Sword**: After many failed attempts by the lords, a young Arthur, who was Uther's son, was able to pull the sword from the stone, proving he was the true heir to the throne.4. **Arthur Becomes King**: Arthur then went on to become one of the most famous kings in British history, establishing the kingdom of Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table.In summary, the story of Arthur pulling the sword from the stone is a central part of the Arthurian legends, where the rightful heir to the throne was determined through this legendary test.
Kinda funny how dumb and uneducated /pol/ is nowadays. The sword isn't Excalibur, it's called Durendal or Durandal and it was supposedly the sword of Roland the paladin who fought against the Mohammedans under Charlemagne. Since you guys are retards who only know about anime traps, here's another piece of info that you may find more interesting: Charlemagne had 12 paladins, basically elite knights, one of them was the aformentioned Roland, another one was Astolfo, who was known for his extremely good looks. They were basically colleagues.
>>473011845It's the same sword just different origin of the word. One being Welsh one being French.
>>473011529No, this was France, so it was Niggers.All hail King Nigger!
99% sure this is fake and gay.
>>473011464It was the Sword of Roland, nephew of Charlemagne. The Sword is named Durandal.It was given to Charlemagne by an Angel, who gave it to Roland, his top Paladin.He tried to break on a cliff side when the Moors were coming, which created the 'Gap of Roland' between France and Spain.They he threw it and it flew away to lodge itself a far distance away, stuck there for 1300 years.So yeah-Jews/Lfeftists to dececrate it due to the 'far-Right' gaining traction.or-Right-wingers who wishes to rise it as a Holy weapon of sorts for their cause.I'm more leaning for the 1st one, there, so much evil in the world now that no longer hide in shadows.
>>473012520Durendal was the legendary sword of Roland, a famed paladin and knight under Charlemagne in French epic literature. Like the legendary Excalibur of King Arthur, Durendal was said to possess mystical properties and was considered indestructible.According to the 11th century poem *The Song of Roland*, the sword was brought by an angel to Charlemagne and then given to Roland. Durendal was said to contain holy relics within its golden hilt, including a tooth of Saint Peter, blood of Basil of Caesarea, hair of Saint Denis, and a piece of the raiment of the Virgin Mary.At the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, Roland wielded Durendal to heroically hold off a vast Saracen army, slaying many enemies and even chopping off the right hand of the Saracen king Marsile. When mortally wounded, Roland attempted to destroy the sword to prevent its capture, but failed - just as King Arthur was unable to destroy Excalibur before his death.Legend states that after Roland's death, Durendal miraculously flew through the air and embedded itself in a cliff in Rocamadour, southern France, similar to how Excalibur was returned to the Lady of the Lake. The sword held deep significance for the town, with officials escorting it back when the Cluny Museum sought to showcase it in 2011. However, in a recent mystery, the sword has now disappeared from its perch in Rocamadour, just as Excalibur's fate remains unknown.In people's defense the title is misleading, FRANCE'S EXCALIBUR
>>473012068Truly the power of god and anime.
>>473012068Every head shall bow and every tongue shall confess
Sounds like a start to an anime. Also according to the wiki it's indestructible and can slice through borders
>>473012642Why the sage, the ARTICLE INCORRECTLY LABELED IT EXCALIBURDumb nigger, what, it fooled you so you're mad at me for posting it?
>>473011815It was always real in my timeline
diversity moment
>>473011464Some shitskins probably stole it for fun and it will end up in the trash somewhereExpect that to happen to the remainder of your history in time
I'm bumping this hoping that some anon will post the would berry meme
>>473012742It's just the name not the option field guy, it adds itself automatically.And it's the New York times. If they wrote 'Durandal gone missing!' not one mutt would understand, but everyone who speaks english heard of Excalibur
>>473012673>In people's defense the title is misleadingNot really, you are just dumb as shit.>FRANCE'S EXCALIBURExacly, that doesn't mean it's Excalibur. You fucking Pajeet idiot. L2English.
>>473012742>Why the sage, the ARTICLE INCORRECTLY LABELED IT EXCALIBURIt didn't.
>>473012673Yeah and it was probably stolen because of a treasure hunt, the holden owl. One of the riddles is related to a sword in a rock and roncevaux, the 470
>hey, that's my sword
>>473011716"Caledvwlch" means "Hard One", or rather "peerlessly hard sword" since caled and vwlch both mean hard.
>>473011614this is the sword durandal which was wielded by roland, a paladin of charlemagne. this was a part of french history which was stolen by the brits to create the arthur mythos.
I thought the French had Durandal, not Excalibur
>>473012456Also Excalibur was not the sword in the stone, that was a separate sword that only indicated Arthur's right to kingship and had no other magical properties. Excalibur was granted to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake, who took it back after Camlann.
>>473011464Ah SHIT, you can't just take the Durandal and not expect me to be mad and disappointed.But we all know (((((((who))))))) is behind these mysterious cultural defacements.
>>473011815Nah dead rabbit radio did an episode on it this is old news, apparently they even got some scientists to confirm the sword's age and yup, it was really that old. They also confirmed that yes, it was an entire sword in a stone.>>473012047Pretty sure there was a saint who was credited with it even, to become a saint you need to have some kind of miracle done and there are literally more than 10,000 saints. There are more than 10k official stories of miracles with real-life evidence like the sword that was in the stone.Of course, this could be a different story. Didn't read and won't read the article, there could even be a few swords out there embedded in stones.
>>473011704No. i think it was some french child (pierre, jean etc), a future aryan nationalist and world wide leader, took it as he is the annointed one. coming from the bowels of FRANCE where white civilization most perished under the hordes of noirs. this child will grow up and take us to the promised land. he will be our hero! a new napoleon and big AH combined!
>>473011464its happening....
>>473012869see>>473012742I never got it wrong YOU RETARD
>>473011704If France wasn't 99% black, the sword would still be there.This reeks of immigrant behavior. TND
>>473011464Lucky nigger must have rolled trips
>>473013019holy fuck I WAS EXPLAINING THE STORY NIGGERSI DIDN'T WRITE THE ARTICLE AGGGhhhYou're all such niggers"Mannnn why did you write excalibur in the article."nigger rly
And like the rest of this hunt, it’s shit. A shit legend worth nothing.
>>473012456>He was the King of Britain, but had no heir to succeed him.Who builds dragons out of his pens? Nerds that is. Pussy repellent. Some things never change.
>>473013109>>473013179Fuck off and go to English class, Pajeet.
>>473012995the title of the article is saying that the french version of excalibur that is durandal has vanished.
>>473013019>Two swords That seems needlessly complex
>>473013060The creator of the golden owl quest is the legal heir of the French king, yes. The royal sword was Joyeuse, sword of charlemagne. But I doubt an exiled dude will come and save the white lineage/tree.
>>473011464Marie Le Pen will be holding it at her coronation
>>473012642>-Jews/Lfeftists to dececrate it due to the 'far-Right' gaining traction.Remember when destroying and desecrating historical monuments was the first act of an arch villain after gaining power....
>>473012730our border has already been sliced
If the sword had such significance why didn't the Nazis nab it during WW2? Hitler was bananas for relics
>>473013272Kek, let me make it simple for you, I never called that sword Excalibur, I called it a "sword in a rock". I understand why you were confused, you're a fucking retard, but that statement didn't hide the fact that it was you who assumed I was wrong, when in fact it was some other anon who may have referred to it as Excalibur. Moron.Go get subjugated by a Kike
>>473011529Fibbity bibity
>>473011464Someone's trying to monopolise it for their own use.See 'The Holy Blood and The Holy Grail', 2nd edition of 1996.In short: there's a group of jewish families in France who are not judaist, nor loyal to Israel.They have been there since the time of the druids.They pretend to be catholic and infiltrate that cult.They claim Charles Martel (Charlemagne) had no right to be king.They can now use it for their ceremonies.Stealing it also undermines French identity as it is, so it can be changed.
>>473011464someone willbecome a Kang of French now
>>473013126DAS RITEFrench rightful King was a black man the whole time.Took a lot of Jewish machinations to get him there from the other end of the world, but in the end, everything was all according to God's plans.All the suffering and enrichments were for this very moment. Trust the plan.
>>473013362Dual wielding.Stereo.
> literallywas that even needed?
>>473012067tfw you live in the Naruto, King Arthur, Indiana Jones timeline.
>>473011704Third post, most accurate post.
>>473013362>That seems needlessly complexBruh you have not dived down the rabbit hole that is the Matters of Britain and France. Arthurian literature is a hell of a drug.
>>473011716It's not Excalibur retard it's Durandal. It's hilt held relics of St. Martin and when Roland wielded it it shed 20 rays and 10. When he was dying he threw it a billion miles into the rock face of Rocadamour so the moors couldn't take it.
>>473012067If that's the case then where is my fucking kitsune wife japs, Chop chop present her to me now.
>>473011704>>473011529>>473011814>>473011859>>473012609>>473012633nope its devil may cry 6, after all the immigration from india, the underworld will finally open its gates and be unleashed upon humanity releasing demons and ghouls to attack humanity, the final holy war is about to commence so get ready
>>473012520>Durandal and it was supposedly the sword of Roland the paladin Even better.Paladin's swords are usually heavily magical, like +5
>>473012106>King Arthurhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosius_Aurelianus
>>473011763lmao
>>473013757SEE>>473013468>>473013179
French people replace water by alcohol They had much from the sky, no need to take care of it, to make it divine, nor to drink this poisonPork and alcohol. They are the team of ganondorf, to be erase.They culturally HATE water, the temple basis.Every if them is satan in disguise, a betrayer to someone else. The leech nation (most resilient in murky waters).
>>473011464Arthur was a metaphor for Jesus iirc
>>473012719not me
>>473013814Ambrosius Aurelianus is Merlin - Myrddin Ymrys.Arthur really is just Arthur. He is mentioned by name in Y Goddoddin, written about 600.
>>473011763He who is made of swords shall be the sensei for this thread.
>>473011464It’s the sword of Gryffindor
>>473013727Any good introductory books?
>>473011464They need the power of Durandal to defeat Putler's power of darkness that command necromancers to bed bugs.
>>473012047Mandela Effect at play here. I used to be hard core obsessed with Arthurian legends. Never heard of this sword.
>>473011845Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
>>473014079The Song of Roland The Song of Roland translated by Dorothy L. Sayers (Penguin Classics) Song of Roland: An Analytical Edition, Vol. I: Introduction and Commentary edited by Glyn BurgessDurendal and Roland Durandal by Harold Lamb The Song of Roland by Dorothy L. Sayers (includes information on Durendal) Paladin: Warriors of Charlemagne (RPG sourcebook that references The Song of Roland)
The one true King took it back.
>>473011815Its a fake internet
>>473014230Thanks, will check these out
>>473014079The Romance of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table - abridgement of Thomas Malory's Morte d'Arthur (most of the abridgements are repetitive jousts featuring literal whos, everything significant from Malory is in there) by Alfred Pollard and illustrated by Arthur RackhamThe Great Book of King Arthur - John Matthews (includes almost all the stories Malory left out)The Lore of Gawain - John Harris ; Sir Gawain Knight of the Goddess - John Matthews (scholarly works detailing major Arthurian legends that remain largely untranslated or else abridged in Malory's Morte)Howard Pyle's four volume "The Story of King Arthur and His Knights" - almost impossible to acquire without searching for antiques or getting shitty e-pubs or print-on-demands from AmazonThe King Arthur Trilogy - Rosemary Sutcliffe (Prose novelization of the major Arthurian tradition for younger audiences)Storyland - Amy Jeffs (semi-scholarly overview of all the mythological lore of Britain)Bulfinch's Mythology - Thomas Bulfinch (includes a prose summary of the Matter of Britain, mainly a reference work for laymen)That's just for the authentic tales, there is a heap of historical/fantasy literature regarding Arthurian myth such as Sword at Sunset by Rosemary Sutcliffe, Hawk of May by Gillian Bradshaw, The Last Legion by Valerio Massimo Manfredi, The Drawing of the Dark by Tim Powers, The Fionavar Tapestry by Guy Gavriel Kay, et cetera et cetera et cetera.
>>473011716You're a brainlet [1].
who gives a shit.All whites are bitchmadesoo......Who gives a fuckErase white culture faster.They won't mindThey haven't mind this far.So lets go.
>>473013362There's two different versions of the tale. In the Vulgate the sword in the stone is Excalibur and only later does he give it to the lady in the lake. In the Post Vulgate the sword in the stone breaks in Arthur's battle with Sir Pellinore and he receives Excalibur from the lady in the lake. In Le Morte d'Arthur which is probably the most popular Arthurian book, it's an unholy mixture of the two where the sword in the stone is Excalibur but it breaks and then he receives Excalibur from the lady in the lake.
>>473014746By the way there is no reason to read a full unabridged La Morte d'Arthur, it is needlessly convoluted and tedious. The abridged version by Alfred Pollard is 800 pages; the one by Howard Pyle comes out to about 1500 pages; and both of those excised probably 50-70% of pointless, rambling, and uninteresting lists of irrelevant nobody knights, their genealogies, their heraldry, etc. It'd be like reading Leviticus or Numbers or 1 and 2 Chronicles in the Old Testament, except about ten times as long. You will not miss out on anything by reading an abridgement, except for those things that Malory missed on account of the tales being written in Italian, Dutch, Welsh, or German instead of the French and English that Malory, as a Medieval Englishman, would have known. Again, those tales are either told in full or else summarized elsewhere.
>>473011464>1300 yr old world famous artifact >VanishesTotally normal. Not comms or a ritual.
>>473014746>>473015084Thanks for the info!
>>473012673>>473012456>>473011716Why are you, fucking NIGGER, posting this cringe chatgpt bullSHIT?
>>473014998>In Le Morte d'Arthur which is probably the most popular Arthurian book, it's an unholy mixture of the two where the sword in the stone is Excalibur but it breaks and then he receives Excalibur from the lady in the lake.The perils of writing by comittee
>>473015234Because he think roncevaux and durandal are equivalent to avalon and excalibur. He doesn’t understand that roland mimicried the legend to appear strongerMost of the french lineage is wacky btwToo much alcohol, that altered genes
>>473011894Same
>>473011464>king arthursis it on the list?
>>473012432Same.
>>473012730can we borrow it its returned for a little bit.
The only 2 French man worth a can of beans. Fignon and Hinault! Frens forever uWu
>the rod and the ring will strikebros?
>>473012923Wrong.The spelling is "Caledfwlch", there's no "v" in Welsh."Fwlch" is a mutation of "bwlch" which means "gap".
>>473013126Its meant to be pulled out so...
Seriously though if you haven't seen this movie you have to leave /pol/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAIeh0YarFs
>>473011716So, you're saying that Excalibur has vanished because King Arthur died again?
>>473016153v and f are the same in welsh, that's like complaining about spelling it with a u instead of a w or a th instead of dd
>>473011464now I HAVE THE POWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk
>>473016369There is no letter "v" in the Welsh language and your translation was wrong; just take the fucking L mutt.
>>473015451Ferme ta gueule mohamerde tout le monde s'en fout de tes conneries d'attardé congénital
>>473016234almost certainly the most kino version of Arthur put to film but historically inaccurate late-15th century armor in a 6th-century setting is CRINGE
Let’s drink daily one bottle of wine and let our brains become orcs, easier to control.You are wrong. Sauron lied there since a long time.
>>473012067that demon fox shit is terrifying lolsame with increased demon like being sightings
>>473016551N’oublie pas ton petit verre de cognac ;)Faut bien nourrir le ver que t’as bouffé dans les cerises quand tu étais petit
>>473011464Angels reclaimed it, ready to give it to the next Charlemagne.No way a nigger could climb that high, brake that chain, they couldnt even brake chains during slavery without whiteys help
>>473016693Et toi n'oublie pas de fermer la porte derrière toi avant de te barrer de notre pays cloporte
>>473011464No way thing is 1300 years old. It would've rusted and crumbled in less than 300 years exposed to the elements like that. This is "foreskin of jesus" tier bullshit.
>>473012938I think the town this was in has since changed the story to this being a replica of durandal since the carbon dating doesn't match.joyeuse does date back to that era and that's pretty cool. I'd go to that faggot country to check it
>>473011464Kitsune witch broke out of her shrine last year in Japan, now Arthur takes his blade back in UK....Shit's goin' down soon...
I could probably stab a Leatherman Wave somewhere in these rocks if you want. They are stainless so they don't rust as easy and I could coat it with something also. Most of the rock is Diorite and it's pretty hard or I could actually search for Brown Stone, that's real hard.
>>473011464Harmonics, to vibrate the sword out?
>>473011464>1300 years>exposed to the elementswhy are french always lying?
>>473017030I just remembered I have a Victorinox multitool and that might be classier.
It was me, just gonna use it beat up some blue retard!
>>473017218MY HERO!!!
>>473011464Probably stolen by the city to wipe away more white history.
>>473011704Return of The Kang
>>473011464It finally found the hero who would pull it out - Xir Nigsalot.
>>473011464Bullshit fucking lying cunt. Shit like that just doesn't "vanish".
>>473011894>Have groceries delivered
>>473012250
>>473011614picrel quick sum up
>>473013028
>>473014446i be kang muffaga bix nood
>>473014141>bed bugsqrd?
>>473016857>>473016693
>>473011464first someone cuts the tree down, now the sword. sounds like one of those RICO apps seen in Westworld 3rd season or crew that does missions like Fight Club
It was Mordred.
This is bullshit. I would have heard of this and tried to pull it out.
>>473014227It's starting to seem like a more sane way than our current system.
>>473012673You are forgetting the important part. Its poisoned. The last thing it killed was a dragon thats blood made it impossible to touch.
There's going to be a curse unleashed and it has nothing to do with Japanese stones.
>>473011464Man, that's depressing.
>>473011464Stoolen and sold for copper
>>473014227>strange womenT'was a moist bint you poofter
>>473011464Some fuckin Muslim stole it. This is what they did in Egypt and the rest of north Africa after they conquered it.
>>473012068Jesus is gonna rock a Katana in the millennium? Not sure what to think about that.
>>473014208Me either, king arthur, the sword in the stone, watched countless fucking hours of documentaries about it and not once ever heard of this sword in france that appears to be in a wall and not a stone on the ground
>>473011464Good. World is healing. All things whites built should be destroyed
>>473012456lol, i just realized why it's an anvil and a sword.3 6 9 pantyline, give it to me give it to me 1 more time
>>473019791start with your phone then zoom zoom
>>473018175>cgosauntmade me laugh
>>473011464Sarah Nicole has been freed from the Venables'!The prophecy is real!
Bump
>>473011845>>473014227>the lady of the lake
>>473016234>>473016563Did you know they were actually hoping to film the Lord of the Rings? And then that fell through, and they reused the armor and made it about Arthurian legend.
>>473022585SOVL
>>473011464tfw King Arthur is a nigger.
Someone say Lady of the Lake?
>>473011464Probably Archangel Michael grabbing his blade for a little unfinished business.
>>473022853this is one of my all time favorite movies
>>473023314
He returned.
>>473011464The Jew Slayer has returned bros.
>>473011894Where did you order of fried niggers go?Haiti?
>>473023710Based oldfag.
>>473024301Is that the dude from iron giant
>>473023600Movies like that are a feat that are beyond the grasp of mortals nowadays. We will never live to see a shinier skullcap nor a sharper tongue.
>>473011815Go back to your timeline, nigger, we're full.
>>473024442too truei am a huge fan of practical effects and stunts
It doesn’t seem like anyone really caresI thought people would protest or riot
>>473012047No way it exists
>>473011716format ys
>>473011815>paki is retarded and haven't heard of historic relic>sar it sure is the Mandela- Gandhi effect from the bangoodvagida collidermohamet was a common caravan thief you stupid paki also poo in loo
>>473011529You gonna become a great king and start a war to save Christendom? A war so bloody France will be destroyed?As was fore told by Catholic seers
>>473011464It is a replica of numerous copies.It is not the original sword
>>473024747I've come to appreciate these all the more. Modern movies may have great special effects, choreography, and costume design, but the acting and writing is garbage.
>>473011529https://youtu.be/XAIeh0YarFs
>>473011464LePen pulled it out shes your queen now.
>>473011464The legend grows each and everything and now King Arthur is already persecuted
>>473023455Doraleous...!
>>473032114Behold, the mighty Zephyr blade.
>>473011464someone is collecting the catalysts
>>473016200No it wasn't.Legend states that he was unable to break the sword so he threw it in the air where it landed in that stone. nigga you have to read, it says in the article what happened and the backstory.stupid zigger
>>473011815Based
>>473032305Classic
>>473011464The stop oil trannies did it
>>473011464It's not like the Fr*nch have any use for a sword or any other weapon, anyway.
>>473033117Nah, there is certainly a number of surrender rituals that involved dropping or destroying or giving away a sword.
>>473033117Joe Biden was there when the sword flew into the rock. He borrowed it to beat Medicade, then returned it as a good man with good morals should. Corn Pop, he didn't need the sword, that he handled with just the back of his hand. If needed Joe could always go back and borrow the sword but now that it has been stolen, I guess he will just need to use an F-16.But yes, the French people ceased to exist after WW1, and that's a good thing.
>>473011464They will return it once they realize what a dick Excalibur is.
>>473013532Martel was "The Hammer", not Charlemagne, you been havin' too much of that sniff unna.The rest, it's just as likely it was nicked on commission by a "quirky" kike scion between lines of cocaine, spinal fluid and eight year old cunny.
The king has returned, jews better be shook.
>>473011464this reminds me of that one tribe in africa that tells all the women that they went to seal the men's buttholes in a coming-of-age ritual.but it was probably niggers.
>>473011529Of to Christchurch with the sword I assume?
>>473011464Oh look, some moist bitch is about redistribute a sword again
the one in Tuscany is still there
>>473011614>>473012938>Charlemagne Time ComsIt's like those Ted Turner stones getting blown up. It's a signal that something is in play. A shift in plans or a go-signal on something that's been coming for a (long long) while.Charlemagne was invented to set the calendar forward so the year 100 would happen within certain people's lifetimes. Probs means they're about to either pull a similar fiction or reset the to the og 300(?) years-off timeline so they can come back and do another swing at The Age of Aquarius/Horus once all the recalcitrant autists (who have been psychically/memetically blocking it) have died off (and no more heavy metals in infant vaxxes, so no more max-autism generations to booger their shit up).
>>473034997*Year 1000
>>473011464Excalibur wasn’t the sword in the stone
>>473034258Bint. BINT, you fookin' knob!!!
>>473011464so the person who pulled it does he get to be king instantly?
>>473016772I have decided this is the answer./Thread
>>473033856kek based souleater enjoyer
>>473024442Anall nathrak, Uth'as bethud, doth del deinve'.!
>>473011815Excalibur has always been real.The meme ten plus years ago is proof: “I buried my dick so deep in her ass not even King Arthur could pull it out.”
>>473012642The mummified body of a knight who fought in the crusades was a famous tourist attraction in St Michans church in Dublin. Legend had it that if you said a prayer or made a wish you would find your true love.In June we had the European and local elections and a large amount of votes went to nationalist and anti-immigrant candidates. As you can imagine the usual suspects weren't very happy.A few days after the election an immigrant broke into the crypt and destroyed the body of the crusader by setting it on fire.Was it a coincidence or did someone pay him to do it?
>>473011894Jej
>>473012520>Kinda funny how dumb and uneducated /pol/ is nowadays.It goes hand in hand with /pol/ becoming majority non-White. The spics who flooded in after 2016 lowered this board's intelligence by quite a bit.
>>473011464Nigger stole it
he's gonna fight Tamamo no Mae
>>473011614Niggers
>>473035969forgot image
>>473011809>The time has come brothersto eradicate all americans from the face of the earth?
Digits and it’s happeningI never get digits so I canceled the happening
>>473018098Niggers and Indians bring in diseases but also parasites. Plus the whole no hygiene thing.
>>473011614>>473011614>>473011614SEE >>473011704>>473011704>>473011704OR A RARE, NIGGERJEW
>>473036142>>473036142>>473036142I ALWAYS GET THEM BUT I AM THE DEVIL AFTER ALL
>>473011464Niggers, Nafris, or Pakis
So now that you stole the sword what do you do with it?You can't really sell itCut it into different pieces and sell itYou just got a really cool paper weight now
>>473036511slay evil
>>473036395nafris.niggers dont give enough of a shit. i doubt it was pakis, since theyre basically muslim pajeets, and pajeets lack thess kind if spiteful niggerlike traits
>>473012520>DurendalIt was wielded by Hibiki in the first season of Symphogear. The whole series is a whose who of European artifacts both Christian and Pagan. and the final season ends with the defeat of Shem HaMephorash. Which is just another name for the God of the jews.
Now we dont know it was an illegal migrant it could have been anyone.
>>473036511why is it that americans can only think as far as how much money can you get for something?
>>4730118153rd option is you’re a moron and I screwed your momma for fresh pancakes and bacon and the bitch didn’t even have maple syrup, you need to straighten that ho out son.
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>>473023600Blessed
>>473014660Truly nothing more aesthetic than sword in ancient woodland stone
>>473036691Well what the fuck you going to do with it?You can't really show it off eitherSomeone can snitch laterSo wtf do you with it genius from some shit irrelevant country
>>473011815I think the likely reason why you've never heard of it is that it is likely total bullshit. Durandal was a mythical sword but reference to it actually being in the town and its validity has been scant. I wonder if there is any evidence at all that backs it up truly being there. This seems like an odd stunt. That said if it was known it might have been taken much sooner.it'd be funny if the thief just took it to prove the legend a joke and it being a town scam and then returned it.
>>473037081Its a fucking sword what do you think. You stick it in a different rock, dumbass.
>>473037249Just wait. The loch ness monster will go missing next.
>>473011464I wager niggers, jews, or both are behind this
>>473037341kek
>>473011464Wild hunt soon!
>>473016234First time I remember seeing titties on film.
>>473011464>keeps burning down churchesTotally random, let more niggers in to France!The detroit of Europe.There will be nothing left.
>>473012250Damn
>>473011464Nafris wonFrance is under their boot
>>473016563It fits the medieval artistic anachronism where they put medieval armors and clothing on every historical period they depicted
>>473018098French hotels and BnBs are almost all infested with bed bugs due to niggers, nafris and pakis, which led to a decrease in turism since people dont want to catch bed bugs and bring them home.
>>473011464Wasn't it a copy of a copy to the nth degree, since people kept stealing it?
>>473016772>Angels reclaimed it, ready to give it to the next CharlemagneTrump
>>473011464Watch and see if France does some cuck shit like officially allow the Haitian immigrant who stole it to keep the sword. They'll reference the legend and say the nigger is part of French culture or whatever
>>473012133>Call it sword in the stone>The sword isn't in the stone
>>473012067Bitch ass nigger I am a nephilim and Americans have done nothing but attack me as a man of God. You have no idea the hell that is about to be unleashed upon this earth. I can here many year ago and warned you guys here this process had started. I’m glad you all are finally starting to understand. The rest of America is fucked. The overwhelmingly majority of this nation has defied and challenged God. God is very real. I cannot stress enough how foolish of an endeavor they are partaking in. Good luck, you guys are going to need it.
>>473016859If it’s a divine weapon it’s possible. These arch angels are working with technology that looks like science fiction shit.Wait until you see the blue plasma and orbs and get back with me
The chosen one...He will save us from the Jews
>>473011464Hasn't it been just about a year since they unearthed that giant sword in Japan and the Kitsune rock was split? Weird shit is going on with myths and legends
>>473011815Then you don't belong in my timeline .
>>473012133The sword goes THROUGH the anvil, because it's stuck in the stone part. Eyyup someone forged this anvil around that sword. Just Coz.
>>473012250Nb
>>473012938Fat American too retarded to know what a Norman is
Looks like another bullshit "relic" some faggot townie made up back in the day to draw medieval pilgrims to town for all the tourist bucks, like how every bumfuck church and Jesus' big toe bone. Yawn.
>>473011464Never heard of it.
NE*RO did this
>>473016369>>473016153>>473012923What Eldenring lore does to mfs
>>473012250Ohhhh Carlos!
>>473011464Actual Medieval History scholar here. That sword was a local fake anyways. The REAL Durendal was taken from Roland by Bernardo del Carpio, Knight of Asturias, who was buried with it. When Carlos I (Charles V) became Holy Roman Emperor and King of Spain, the first thing he did upon arriving on Spain was to go the tomb of Bernardo del Carpio and take Durendal. The sword is in the Archive of the Spanish Army, amongst other famous swords like El Cid's "Tizona" and Fernando III's "Lobera".
>>473042935>Archive of the Spanish ArmyIs that place run by Jews, as are all of Western museums and libraries? I ask because they take the real items, forge them, and then put the fake ones back. If any artifacts go against their Marxist narrative, they "lose" them by destroying them, a good example would be pictures and testimonies of North American black slaves saying goof things about their life or their owners.
>>473035232Angel may have pulled it if it’s legit. If so we may have an answer very soon.
>>473017640was waiting on this one..lol
>>473017640I wonder if they ever got together.
There was a reddit post a month ago about itSome faggot redditor took it
>>473043958This is the most likely explanation or crackhead or niggers. Knowing how god is niggers probally stole it
>>473011815Clearly a Bharati
>>473012068Nice Jewaboo fantasy
>>473011959it's not Excalibur, it's the "French Excalibur" Durendalhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durendal
>>473036511You start a holy war!
>>473034997An interesting theory, and not unbelievable by any stretch of the imagination.Imagine the level of hubris -- and downright chutzpa -- to think one can outsmart and out-lawyer Heaven/God, and these are the people (for lack of a better term) pulling the strings of power.The world truly is in dire peril.
>>473034997>muh millenia spanning planHumans don't really think like that, even the elite that you think are that far beyond everyone.
The Knights of Christ have risen.
its joever, who did it will trash it to avoid jail. this is so clown world I cant even... a whole place destroyed for nothing.
>>473037446Not Nessy! Those monsters!
>>473012456The story isn't important. The symbols are.PEN-DRAGON.Egyptian God Thoth
>>473016859>I'm a proud atheist who believes in nothing mystical, btw quantum entanglement is totally real
>>473012923Oh it's that hard hard, thanks nigga now I get it
>>473011464They're calling the person a thief, but only a true hero could scale 100' sheer cliff face and pull out a magical sword from the stone. These people don't even honor their own tradition.
>>473013918round table is the heavens much like the disciples were the constellations. sun worship was universal after the massive planets worshipped until then moved to become tiny wandering stars.
>>473046898Pen means head in welsh,He got the name pendragon or pendraig in welsh from a comet that flew over a battle between him and the saxons, which he later won and so his men named him the dragons head after this event.
>>473040882Never been much one for luck. Unless it were bad. Faith is all I need friend.
>find on page>caliburn>1 resultYou people are niggers.
>>473016859i am going to get a macaw, i forgot how badass they look when they blush. that fucker looks like its ready to do some biting.
>>473013801nope it's gears of war when all the locusts come out of some underground shithole
>>473011815Imagine being so thoroughly domesticated tjat you buy into CERN turbofaggot-gaslighting -- believing your owners to be in control of time itself. Just do a flip already.
>>473046155It's not a plan retard it's a religion for aristocracts.
>>473016234one of the reasons we love it so much is the soundtrack. the wagner is timeless and used to perfection in this film. its one of those movies that translates well to younger generations, it is one of my kids favorite movies.
>>473012202The American king author story as written mid century is an aborted attempt at esoteric gnosticism. It should make sense that everything is false within.
>>473011716Wtf noMerlin put ezcalibur inside stone with a gay ass spell because england at the time was without a suitable heir to the throne
>>473015084Not to mention they make the unknown knight a cuck.
>>473013126Proof of it being done by blacks? And who cares about some piece of iron, this was a shit legend anyway
>>473036647French people also steal!
>>473012456>merlin running the show>merlin puts sword in anvil>who ever pulls sword from the "stone" is king>proceeds to teach the king that he should become a goose>also murder 1/10000 subjects because he is a malthusian jewYea... don't listen to that story, original story at least has fun shit like the green knight and round tables.
>>473011894>having your groceries deliveredgo to the store and get some exercise you fat fuck lard ass
>>473011464given the swords history i guarantee you its in some pakis collection now
>>473011815Don’t worry anon. I’m from the same timeline. Literally have never herd of this and I’m a huge Arthurian legend and medieval reinactor
>>473036511You can sell it to private collectors
>>473047664Don’t blame you one bit
>>473011815>I've never heard of this sword before.That's because you were too busy watching Le Mandingo Effect documentaries.
>>473045533TBF the Aurthurian romances are mostly French.
