>Quick RundownBeryl is currently at CAT 3 strength and intensifying as we speak. The shear is just about gone, and generally the storm structure is better than expected. Storm has been trending north to somewhat likely Texas implications. Strength can very to Cat 1 to Cat 4 for second landfall (if there's a first one) and there are serious implications down the road. The shear should wear off in the next few hours and we'll see the environment improve for intensification for Beryl to Beryl her way to H-town.>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/TC.htmlhttps://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Preparations and Safetyhttps://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricanePrevious thread: >>473047777
we comfy frens?
>>473109277>moving at 16 mphThis shit's arriving at fucking 6 am. There's a curfew already in place and there's not even wind blowing, I'm going to bed.
Reposting this here at the top for reference:>>473109277>...BERYL STRENGTHENS BACK TO A CATEGORY 3 HURRICANE AS IT NEARS THE YUCATAN PENINSULA...9:30 PM EDT Thu Jul 4Location: 19.6°N 85.1°WMoving: W at 16 mphMin pressure: 962 mbMax sustained: 115 mph
>>473109282Can anyone tell me how this affects niggers? Niggers are safe right? How can I help any niggers that might be affected by this?
>>473109577uh-huh
https://youtu.be/0Bb_w7nOBwg?si=XRKaHKSCkre0w_wX
>>473109577heading out to get some food and drink, then ill be comfy as fuck, fren>>473109690much appreciated
>>473109577Mhmm
>>473109577need some good streams before im really comfy
>>473109577always fren, comfy is king after all
>>473110542You can't see shit in the ones I posted earlier in the day. We should try to find more. Playa Del Carmen and Cancun.
>>473110840Here's one with 3 webcams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwM-GGP04wM
>>473109577Kid is sleeping peacefully. Just turned on Godzilla x Kang. Hopefully the action is good.
im glad so many anons is comfy
the day after harveykek
>>473111235Only town that matters is Tulum, it's not going to affect the places in the webcam much
She's definitely a fighter but this chart from the last aircraft recon pass strongly suggests that her eye isn't fully closed off yet.
>>473111807Tulum hasn't been good since the 2000s. It's a bunch of B-tier celebrities and social media influencers sitting around doing yoga and playing with crystals. You have to keep going further south try Bacalar.
>>473111235Thanks anon
>>473111807Well, he asked for Playa and Cancun. Tulum is such a shithole you can't find any streams from there.Beryl's here, a heavy rain just started, it's finally time to get comfy.
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>473111956I meant it is the only place of size that will get affected more seriously by Beryl.
>>473112207The wind sounds like it's really starting to pick up on those feeds
>>473112433I'm outside your place with olive oil and oreos.
>>473111888With how resilient Beryl has been I would be surprised if she simply doesn’t give a fuck and intensifies anyway
It's getting close
if it hits San Antonio I'll post pics
>>473109577Checking comfy gets and blowing stuff upHappy 4th frens
Okay break it down for a new fag who knows nothing about hurricanes >worst case scenario?>most likely scenario?>will it be worse than Katrina
>>473112525It's picking up a bit now. https://files.catbox.moe/zvqv8r.mp4
>>473113595Worst case scenario is probably a direct hit on Houston. Most likely is landfall between north Mexico and south Texas, in an area no one gives two shits about and a weak Cat 1.No way it’s worse than Katrina.
>>473113595>worse than KatrinaHighly unlikely>worst case scenario?Look up Hurricane Harvey-2017>most likely scenario?Hard to say for sure right now but stay tuned.Chances for significant Texas impacts have been growing though.
>>473113629>https://files.catbox.moe/zvqv8r.mp4Sure is. Are you in the path anon? If so, stay safe.
>>473113873What if Beryl hires a mexican witch doctor and revives Katrina?
While Beryl has an abundance of fuel to work with for now, once she gets into the gulf the heat energy content situation won't be quite as ideal as many people think.
You absolutely don't want it to hit Houston or major metros, not even to lol at niggers. Niggers don't have home insurance. Hurricanes displace niggers and governmental housing agencies end up relocating them to other parts of the state or country.
>>473114069Yeah, but no worries, i lived through the 00s seasons it's not so bad nowadays.
>>473113595>>worst case scenario?a storm that stops on top of houston.>>most likely scenario?a decent storm cleans up aransas pass.>>will it be worse than Katrinano
>>473113629sorry about toriyama brorip
>>473109720They will rescue all the air jordans from flooding!
>>473114548you know of any live streams of the action, frendo?
>>473114358It's moving at enough of a pace to where it doesn't even touch that. It's really just touching the surface water temps and probably 20 feet below. If this was moving at 5-10 might sure, but it's moving at 25 mph so raw SST are probably more applicable here.
>>473115272It hit the Yucatan at the absolutely most ambiguous spot possible, too. Literally at the split between the Brownsville tracks and Corpus or north tracks.
>>473115272Still relatively average water temps for this time of year.Not to mention the precipitable water isn't exactly off the charts eitherhttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=ecmwf®ion=watl&pkg=mslp_pwata&runtime=2024070418&fh=6https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=gfs®ion=watl&pkg=mslp_pwata&runtime=2024070418&fh=0
EWRC happening. we're gonna see cat 3 landfall maybe better. good luck beanerbros
>>473115272>>473115631>>473114358Oh yeah there's still a non-negligible amount of pesky windshear too and don't even say that Beryl has completely ignored the shear because we both know that isn't true. If there was no shear present over the last 48 hours she'd be a 225 mph galaxy eater by now.
>>473116046shear is gone in 10 minutes tops. rip gulf coast
>>473116105>shear is gone in 10 minutes tops
>>473116421lol it is, all gone. cat 4 in 3 hours
Fresh NHC update & Cone:>...MAJOR HURRICANE BERYL IS APPROACHING THE YUCATAN PENINSULA... ...HURRICANE-FORCE WINDS, DANGEROUS STORM SURGE, AND DAMAGING WAVES EXPECTED TO BEGIN OVERNIGHT...10:00 PM CDT Thu Jul 4Location: 19.6°N 85.5°WMoving: W at 16 mphMin pressure: 964 mbMax sustained: 115 mph
>>473116046>hurr durr if shear wasnt present shed be strongerHoly fucking shit, we have a met over here! Shear is barely causing an impact on her now. Give her time.
Stop, I’m going to Cancúm.
>>473116874Stay home leaf. This anon will show up with oreos and olive oil >>473112719
>>473116707Sorry if I prefer pragmatism and integrity to wishcasting and hype. She's done fairly well in the face of stacked odds so far, I'll be the first to admit.>Give her time.That's all I've been preaching from the start.Another 18-24 hours from now once she's cleared the Yucatan, then we can really start preaching damnation with confidence.
>>473116707Shear makes your shed stronger?
>>473116655Houston actually in the cone now, not just west suburbs.
>>473117432Houston is fine. Let's refocus our energies on TTD.
>>473117226And the olive oil is not the lube either.
>>473117917What is the lube?
>>473118202RDNSBDFP, babyRaw dog, no spit, balls deep first push
Live cam feed. Cancun resort. Waves picking uphttps://www.webcamtaxi.com/en/mexico/quintana-roo/beach-playa-del-carmen.html
Literal nothing burger. You guys have been wrong about so many storms. A cat 2 in Texas is nothing. There would have been rain storms that came through in fronts that have dropped more rain. It will move fast. Why are you guys so consistently wrong? Is it because you are chuds who try to trust "science"
>>473118379That's what concerned me
>>473109282I'm gonna hate this season aren't I? House already sprung a bunch of leaks from the first storm of the season...
>>473118465>A cat 2 in Texas is nothingHurricane Ike, TS Allison, Hurrican Alicia and Hurricane Harvey would like to have a word with you
I came out as trans to my parents today. They immediately kicked me out of the house. I’m 27 with no money, no job, and don’t know where to go. Should I sue my parents to force them to pay for my gender affirming care and surgery?
>>473118578Oh damn. Who knows anon? For those of us that live in hurricane alley it's just an unwelcome lottery. I have some fencing that needs to be replaced. This early start has me motivated to do it next weekend.
>>473118666Go to hell, Satan.
>>473118618Wanna know why they were "devastating" brainlet? Because of their speeds. This thing will be moving faster than 15 mph before it touches land and just curve out. The trannys who run these threads are literal troons who use discord to organize. They are also, very, very ignorant of weather. Especially the fake tranny southerner
>>473109282Don't care unless it washes Ethan Ralph out to sea.
>>473118202>>473118379I'm layin rough blacktop from colon to mouth.
>>473118864You said a Cat II is nothing in Texas. Ike and Alicia moved quickly.
>>473118666I'll give you 30 bucks so you can get 8 feet if rope and a cheap stool. Just go find a nice rafter or branch.
Check out the surf in the link Mexican anon posted earlier. She's coming soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwM-GGP04wM
>>473118806I think that come autumn I'll have to replace the entire roof waterproofing and make some major additions to fix it for good. This wouldn't be happening if the stupid roof was properly designed...
>>473119443>This wouldn't be happening if the stupid roof was properly designedbeen there myself. it sucks and can get expensive.
>>473119755My dad in the valley is hoping to get enough wind damage to the roof so the insurance replaces it.
>>473119071Ike wasn't moving at more than 15 mph lol. And this storm isn't as large as Ike was. Good try though brainlet
>>473119831hope your dad gets the insurance payout he needs and finds out some additional ways to bleed the fuckers dry
>>473119831Kek. That is the calculus in our areas now that roofs are higher than giraffe pussy.>>473119891>Ike wasn't moving at more than 15 mph lolYour dad lingered longer than Ike and Alicia before he went out to buy smokes and never came back
>>473118465>>473118864Honestly, I'm just trying to keep things measured and objective while occasionally playing both sides.Also imagine using kikecord in current year
>>473119923If there is one thing that invigorates my old man it's outjewing the jew.
>>473120202Yup, you definitely are a discord tranny. When you get btfo out about this storm being a nothing burger will you be here next week hyping up the wave behind this, too, tranny?
>>473120513you're old man's a good one. next drink is for him, god speed old faggot
It's so over
>>473120656I never said this storm was a something burger. I'm here hanging out with the homies and watching livestreams. I am a Houston chad and we will be fine. TF is wrong with you?
>>473120829That's not very impressive. Welp
>>473118666Digits check out, call satan for your "gender affirming care" you are his minion now.
>>473120829She had us fooled there for a couple hours huh
>>473120976I wish i was 10 feet tall so i could grab him by his ankles and swing him into a brick wall.
>>473109282That's where a lot of niggers live, isn't it? Rolling for maximum nigger death
>>473118465A Cat2 in Florida is literally nothing. A Cat2 in Texas is a problem. Learn to copy our based infrastructure like underground powerlines and a stupid amount of man made canals.. After Andrew fucked us, we got our shit together.
>>473121250you don't need to be that tall
>>473120976You are lying. You are a discord tranny like every other fat slob in this thread pretending to know anything about weather lol. How many times are you slobs going to be wrong about hyping up a storm? Two more weeks. Oh wait.
>>473121321>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY&ab_channel=BABYMETAL
>>473121365
>>473121398People have been telling that to me all of my life. You don't know what I need.
>>473121683tick tock
>>473120829Whew, talk about lopsided
>>473121774>You don't know what I need.well, for starters you need water
>>473122029I prefer to make my own water, thank you.
>>473122147Nigger tea?
>>473121531Imagine being such a sad faggot that the best you can do is try to shit up a comfy thread full of weather nerds hanging out and shitposting about storms.
>>473122360Spot on
>>473122147>lost 2 pounds in 93 days
>>473109282
well the gulf should be interesting because it is record heat so...
>>473123299Checked. Interesting that there were 4 shark attacks at South Padre Island today. This is unheard of... Water temps driving sharks into new hunting grounds. Hope you had a good day, fren
>>473123500Back from work anyway and checked. Anyway Based on the Sat, it seems it's being pulled north by the convection so it might do something similar to this.
Check out the storm surge lower left Cancun cam on Mexibro's link. It is rapidly building.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwM-GGP04wM
>>473113331Going cat5 right before landfall?
Btw /ourmodel/ has trended back east with another Houston Hit.
>>473123714No, but 100+ mph winds are still more than you want to take on the nose
>>473123500shark attacks lately have been wild. >>473123299convenient path of warmth all the way to Houston. we will see what beryl does with thisheads up, work in the morning, sleep will take me and the shiba in 1 - 2 hours, new baker will be needed
>>473123905probably me
Sucks for coastal bros but the hurricane will slow down enough to just give my yard a bunch of needed rain
>>473123500>Interesting that there were 4 shark attacks at South Padre Island today. This is unheard of... Water temps driving sharks into new hunting grounds.spoopy
>>473123748Really don't want a Houston hit - Corpus Christi works much better for the rainfall I'd love to see. Any chance of CC, or further south, hit?
>>473124660I mean yes, but the stronger Beryl is, the more it's going to aim north and east along the coast. Though referring to >>473123618It seems to be making another northern jolt like earlier today and might spend very little time over the Yucatan than anyone expected. What this also does implicate is more eastern paths if it enters the gulf sooner from the yucatan.
>>473124660Every major weather source I've seen says a Houston hit is highly unlikely but possible with most predictions saying it will end up around the border between Mexico and Texas. This hive of autists is the only place that seems convinced it's heading to Houston.
>>473124308I need to correct misinformation, kek, it was one shark who attacked 4 different people. Luckily, this one t'was merely a flesh wound.
>>473124776Well fuck. Thank you for elaboration
>>473124843This is the most excellent answer and I hope you're correct. Fingers crossed
>>473124843I hope it doesn't fuck up my home away from home, or Nuevo Progresso for that matter - really nice people there.
>>473114358>Yucitan looks like muh dick
>>473124776Looking at the current track, this bitch does NOT want to stay on the yucatan long. she is taking the northwardly track to heart
>>473124843This is the part of the forecast where intuition has to play a part because every single global model underscores the pressure in initialization and the intensity plays a MAJOR role in the forecasting of Beryl. So yeah, I say more north of Brownsville because understanding the intensity, we know it'll probably go further north and yes this is considered now because Houston is now in the cone entirely.
>>473125346Dayum
>>473125971Why do you hate Houston? Tampa is the real villain here.
>>473126109I don't, I'm just saying the trend is looking that way, and having some Intuition, it appears we're looking at favoring a more eastern path.
>>473114427Yeah, but niggers can't swim.
>>473125971Stupid fake southern nigger to fucking stupid to realize the storm is already going over land and losing strength. They need to ban these tranny discord threads. Not politics one bit. Just blatant dogshit meteorology for doomsake. Imagine being such a faggot tranny that has to cope with how shitty their life is that they have to play pretend meterologist and be wrong, everytime
>>473118578Sounds like typical Mexican quality, you build cardboard houses down their too.
>>473126277Holy shit he posted a 6 hour model run that seems to have changed. Once again! He is so smart!
>>473126668>cardboard housesIt's a 40 year old house
>>473126678What is your problem, faggot? You come off as an insecure loser who is shitting up a comfy thread. I bet you drive a shitty yellow Monte Carlo which is held together with zip ties and duct tape - you just strike me as the type.
>>473126814My house was built in 1880. So if You're trying to say because it's old it's better quality, I win. My house was built with field stones and hardwood. That's why it's still standing.
While 967 MB, this seems... odd
>>473127422The plane is obviously crashing - do they fly Boeings?
>>473127128Comfy thread full of discord trannies. Loser. These threads aren't comfy. They are just for fat slob discord trannys. Always wrong. Doomposting faggot.
>>473127422Fat slob sucks off jewish dropsondes while completely ignoring the * flight level astrik. How fat and disgusting
>>473127995967 MB is a pressure, not a wind measurement.
>>473126668our houses are built using cement blocks and bricks
>>473126668>TheirYou make your sentences out of cardboard boxes kek
473127900Well, Beryl may have lost some intensity. But this nigger's seethe is cat 5.
>>473129141It really is kek. Ignore that faggot
another pass eh?
>>473129743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHKTG2qFgXs
>>473129992thanks anon, storm should land south of here
For once a Hurricane isn't buttfucking me. I'll take it. Should be fun watching live.
>964 MBHUH, what the fuck is going on in this storm?
>>473129743The Iron Cross formation.
It seems the GFS and HWRF have now set their eyes on Corpus Christi with a rapidly intensifying hurricane. It'll be interesting to see how this evolves over time. Major changes occurring tonight
>>473109282Iis it going to hit Florida and if so which side?
>>473130740>forget's to upload picNaturally.
>>473130760probably just going to hit texas.
971 MB?
>>473130780Ok thx So if it did change course to Florida it would be on the Gulf side?
>>473130926It's not hitting florida, it is at it's closest point to florida it will ever be
>>473130926Yeah, but it won't. We've gotten to the point where the track models are never that wrong.
Welp, seems the storm might directly hit cancun at this rate.
It's been a long time since I've been to Texas. What does this mean to the struggle between Del Taco, Taco Bell, Taco Bueno, and other Taco affiliates? There could be dozens of other Taco chains since I've been there, please advise as to the Taco situation and likelihood of Taco damage. I assume we'lll need to set up Taco relief stations and Taco rehousing centers. Let me know what Taco efforts need the most support and how to proceed in these Taco tough times.
>>473109577Comfy af
>>473131248Land fall should be any time now?
>>473131560in the next 3 hours
>>473131361Taco Bueno supremacy
>>473131709There's a new sheriff in town.
When it's all over how many dead can we expect
>>473131925
I came out as trans to my parents today. They immediately kicked me out of the house. I’m 52 with no money, no job, and don’t know where to go. Should I sue my parents to force them to pay for my gender affirming care and surgery?
>>473132009H... hurricane?
Take a look at this radar
>>473132101Ok now what
>>473132242Structure seems there, if it can survive into the gulf with let's say 980MB, then we're in for an interesting time to say the least, as well as more eastern paths in texas being much more validated.
Think of all the unsheltered people at the border crossing trying to get in to TexasThere out there by the thousandsHopefully the hurricane doesn't go over them
>>473117576>buck friendly You can bring your broken bucks along?
>>473132423That's a shame. Livecams?
We're so close to landfall and threads deadYou all go to bed or something
>>473132777Yes, also maybe /pol/ is just filled with a bunch of bots now IDK. WHERE DID THE HUMANS GO?
>>473132902>>473132777i was sleeping, wife woke me up now im uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysMauA7XXhU
>>473132423>>473132521Kek
>>473132777
>>473132777Because it's another nothingburger "storm" with winds barely enough to rustle leaves on trees and sparse rain after landfall. We get stronger storms every week.
Is it joever yet?
>>473133070apparantly not
>>473132423That would be just terrible
>>473113331>No eyeIt's not gonna make it
>>473131248Man, if it keeps heading north like that Houston might be on the itinerary after-all.
>>473132009Flag checks out
>>473133261Digits say she's going to make it and go straight to Houston You too anon >>473133328
Anyway, finally got Cancun radar working and it's looking... alright
>>473109282Calm down Salinas
>>473134071
>>473134292Here's the weather station of where's it's expected to go over, we can see what the pressure will be. https://www.weather-forecast.com/weather-stations/Villa-Tikal-weather-station
seems it might of gone through an EWRC and it just never really got rid of the inner one
>>473134071It being more lopsided on the north end definitely helps the core stay more organized since more of it should be over water even as it interacts with land
>>473134955I think being lopsided in general does not help the core stay stabilized in the first place.
Shouldn't Cancun be getting wrecked right now
>>473135545Not yet, it'll be close but they might get the eyewall at this rate or close to it
Euro now central in Corpus, and this was before the big NW pull
On Water Vapor you can really see the outflow on the south west start to improve a lot the past hour
>>473135892Wrong image kek
>>473135764Yup its a texas bonk incoming. Beryl has basically done excatly what I said it would since it was a tropical storm, slightly north the ENTIRE way. Big question now is how much beryl can intensify before texas.
>>473135967Real question is what's the core structure and what's the pressure once she leaves the Yucatan?
>>473133261Yup. It's dead in the water, literally.
>>473136042Anything sub 985 leaving the Yucatan is bad news for Texas. Anything above 990 is unironically Joever
>>473136042Beryl has consistantly defied expectations, I expect weaker but structurally more or less intact.
>>473136103IDK if it's that tight. If 990 still has an eye, then sure, but is it's 985 but it has no resemblance of an eye, then it's 60% joever
>>473136173>>473136103Now if the storm is 980 and it has an eye, then we're in for some BIG trouble.
More Euro enensemble, definitely settling on Gulf Coast Texas impacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv0Qlo_IofYWe're now going to measure the wind by seeing how much palm trees sway
Do hurricanes not make landfall at night?
>>473136839It's making one right now you faggot
>>473136871Daaaamn ok then, just wondering
>>473136978It's k, MEANWHILE WE ARE REALLY OFF THE TRACKS HOLY SHIT
>>473137350At this rate the eye might not be on land for any longer than like 12 hours, maybe even less
>>473137350Even beryl does not know where she is going, houston we have a problem.
>>473137583I knew this shit was going to happen, just didn't expect to end up here this way.
>>473137553NW eyewall now going over Couzamel
>>473136839You some kind of faggit or something
>>473136839kittehz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvNC0wy8seo
Mexicans casually having a Hurricane party when they didn't even expect to get hit at 3:30 in the morning is hypehttps://x.com/josuealeexis/status/1809101742489096454https://x.com/TeamAmerica2020/status/1809104922975089097
>>473137851Just making sure y’all faggots are awake as paying attention
And... we are north of all of these
>>473138400checked and kekd. we're even north of most of those fake streams (where they have the storm now)
>>473138453I mean this is the current situation atm
>>473130860when it gets to 920 millibars is when you know you in big dick nigger territoryt. getting hit by flying corrugated sheet metal during typhoons pro
oh wait I forgot America doesn’t have any infrastructure for handing storm surges so hurricanes will completely submerge highway underpasses and everybody on the road drownsbetter cut an escape hole in the roof of your attic now while you still have electricity
>>473138875Laugh it up gook, how nuclear plant?
>>473138875kek nice vpn you weeb
>>473138957I think those tend to be zogbots in japan.
>>473138625looks like a bunch of them lost power. tons of cosumel streams down
>>473139005yeah if he's even actually there kek. i've seen someone use a 4chan pass and run their vpn to say japan when they know damn well theyve never even beenor like you said it could be a zog bot. probably private melendez
I live in Corpus Christi and I'm pretty sure this one is going to fuck us hard. We're long overdue for a hurricane.
ARE WE SERIOUSLY WRAPPING AN EYEWALL RIGHT NOW! ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA !AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>473138315wow way to gay it up nigger. >book>by a womanngmi
>>473139101Don't worry at the pace it's going, it'll just end up going to Freeport and quickly into Houston
>>473139107this hurricane is doing what the fuck it wants. fuck yes
>>473139206Okay, Beryl is going to find a way to beat Harvey's landfall somehow, Beryl can't be fucking serious
>>473139065being in Japan isn’t the flex it was in say 1990. They let any asshole in these days.
>>473139247bro and some of these chatsyou cant re create this
>>473139101Same bro, South Side reporting in
>>473139101I'm envious. I can't even get a good snowstorm where I live anymore, let alone a tornado. No fun allowed!
>>473139360Just saw a lightning flash on stream, that shit was spectacular. she is still going strong. Start to lose hope when she no longer has lightning in her eye
>>473139568tons of good flashing. all these beaners think it's aliens or some shit kek
>>473131958>meats:>Asada
>not a single Queen Beryl reference/meme/vid/post ITTHoly fuck this thread is garbage.
>>473139671I don't know what horchata is, but I don't want to drink horchata.
>>473139732Those same anons are just making AI art of Jamaicans stealing TVs and proceeding to spam 70% of the thread with them. AI was a mistake
>>473139732>sailor moon referenceyou faggotshould have guessed a snowmonkey would say some stupid shit like that. what's next, any chick we post isnt gonna be hot as saggy tits sid from ice age, or she doesnt have a tail?
>>473139732to be fair I kept thinking about it but my mind would always get sidetracked by the idea of fistfucking sailor Jupiter
>>473139568As long as she has all that deep black, white, and flashes of pink convection on IR this thing is far from done
>>473139823most jewish thing youve said all day
>>473139150Well it’s a picture book, of course it was written by a woman
>>473139823>AI art of Jamaicans stealing TVsThat's just raw documentary footage.
>>473139911and the day just started>911 digits
>>473139863>JupiterShe will fistfuck you.
>>473139835I would rather have a thousand Russian tailposters than one insufferable faggot like youI hope that when you die, god makes a clerical error and ships your immortal soul off to nigger heaven for all eternity
>>473139969I accept it
>>473111956TrueWith a little luck, Tulum will be razed to the ground
>>473139935kek. bro what are these books? >(((tom wheelwright)))just gonna guess that without even looking>>473139967kek
>>473140044>thousand Russian tailpostersFurrfaggotry is not welcomed here. Tolerated, at best. Mostly because 98% of CIS' furfandom was defiled by yiffers.
>>473140044checked>nigger heavendo you not see how this doesnt make sense?
Half the system is already sitting nicely over the gulf waters kek
>>473140128Wrong! He’s Mormon…and they do not like the government (it was once legal to hunt and kill Mormons)…he is teaching me “tax strategy.” Only way to out jew the jew is to think like the jew.
>>473140194if you saw nigger heaven, you’d understand
Where's all the storm chaser footage
>>473140538It's Yucatan, you're lucky if you get a stream at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvNC0wy8seo
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME???
Houston's fate draws closer
>>473140607>re wraps eyewall mid impactthis storm is a gigachad
>>473140607Yeah and as noted here >>473140208 this thing is gonna be out of the Yucatan no later than the afternoon. Plenty of time to get reorganized, and the more north it goes, even more time
Houston is 30 miles inlandMinimum
Oh fuck I posted thread too early, anyway I'll post it once we reach 300
>>473140851>>473140607The effect is honestly eerily similar to what it did when it crossed Jamaica
>>473135764Where can i find this data
NW motion is still as strong as ever. >>473141045That's paid (I stole it) and here's the best free version https://www.weathernerds.org/models/ecens.html?&inittype=zoom&initfield=MSLP_Surface&initcycle=determine&initfhour=006&initimdimx=1050&initimdimy=685&initrange=50.000000000000:258.000000000000:0:350.000000000000&initcx1=0&initcy1=0&initcx2=0&initcy2=0&initcross=False&initsound=False&initsoundx=1&initsoundy=1&initloop=False&initoverlay=False&initlstart=000&initlend=240&initlint=6&initol1=MSLP_Surface&initol2=null&initol3=null&initol4=null&initol5=null&initcities=Off&inithgwys=Off&inittracks=On&initlows=On&initlatlon=Off
>>473139107Beryl literally gives zero fucks
>>473140749Gigachadette
>>473141369How can I steal it too?
Hurry TF up already
>>473141369Just when I thought I was outShe pulls me back in
>>473109282I'm glad it won't be a cat 5 hitting Florida full force. God bless America.
Almost daylightCancun might be gone
Updated probability that this touches US soul at hurricane speed winds (over 74mph)?
Filling it up
“Built” mmhmm
>>473130768What is this image? It won’t reach Texas until 8 July
can someone help me out, i'm looking at upper atmosphere wind speeds, and I'm wondering where to find the height of hurricane, so I can see where it actually "is"?
BOCA CHICA Good time to run through your Hurricane Prep Lectures. You're almost certainly gonna get straight line winds. Look at how you move the families out of flood plain, move furniture to attic second floor, have pet cages for travel.
>>473130768That's middle of the storm, out rim straight line winds and possible lightening would be there in a day and a half by this hour? Roughly 36 hours.
>>473146723building strap-down, site clearance, yard clearance, automotive prep if it's going to be left behind (bad idea), gas-line shut-off, electrical shut off, fresh-foods care, toilet blocking, oh and, duh, window covering.
>>473140607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWnfbfomAc
Boca Chica to Houston, time to send the wife and kids inland northwest. Just get and go, today. You cannot risk a car breakdown in 2 days, you need to be on the road tonight or tomorrow early. Remember EVERYONE WILL BE LEAVING WITH YOU, so give plenty of time to drive, and find hotels!
>>473148007>northwestOh sweaty...
>>473148176San Antonio should be far enough for a starting point. It will certainly be high enough that the risk will be mostly flash-flood in low grounds, much lighter straight lines, and rare tornado, if the hurricane tries to plow that far. But if it does, being in San Antonio means you can take 10 or 35 at your choice, to get more distance. You can also leave a car in a parking garage and consolidate if Dad stayed behind to batten down at the last minute.
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>>473148436I'm completely fine with it for as long the whole entirety of Commiefornia and Salt Fartcisspoo get completely removed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LxiqGKgb3Y
>>473148497>>473148538Those two are the same model Timing is backwards, top is noon, bottom is midnight 12 hours earlier.This is a different model, you can see Brownsville is in straight line, flood, and likely storm surge.
Sorry, picrel is the different model>>473148713>you can see Brownsville is in straight line, flood, and likely storm surge.>>473148675riiiight.
>>473140607Hurricane Beryl RSS Feed icon Satellite | Buoys | Grids | Storm Archive...CENTER OF BERYL MAKES LANDFALL ON THE YUCATAN PENINSULA...6:05 AM EST Fri Jul 5Location: 20.3°N 87.4°WMoving: WNW at 15 mphMin pressure: 975 mbMax sustained: 110 mph
>>473140958How long is that in dog years?
So of 7 models, 6 go through B-Ville with the Eye. 1 scrubs Barriers with mid-storm eye over water.Get out.
>>473149420About 316,800 6-inch bone lengths, or 9,504,000 days.
>>473149734Thanks for clarifying. Coffee yet to kick in, I'm not even sure what language you're speaking.
>>473149832Storm surge and flash flooding kill most people in hurricanes. I presume that poster was implying that Houston being 30 miles from the sea, means there's an expected lack of hot water rising from the surface.That hot water vapor can work as an electrical circuit for the energy transfer currently happening between earth and it's varying atmosphere layer shells, as impacted by Sol flare plasma and hole energies, or any intergalactic passing energies, etc. etc.Basically, meaning, if you get to Houston and get a hotel, you'll generally be way better off than hanging out on the barriers or coast anywhere from just south of Brownsville, up to Galveston. But, in all things, God has the final say, do what is right, put the rest on Him.
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