This 22 year old was just elected to British Parliament
>>473399657JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING
he will get the job done
>>473399657bogdanoff's heir
>>473399773hes been doing a lot of thinking recently
>>473399657shut up beavis
>>473399773ITS A FUCKING AYYSHOOT IT
>>473399657>>473399882>The Rothschilds bow before him
Let me guess. He’s Jewish
>>473399657people with heads that look like this are always turbo manlets.Their heads only look that big because their body is actually tinyWhat's his name?
>>473399657He seems smart enough for the job.
>some rich British family somewhere
>>473399917I desperately want a British Megamind now.
He needs to link up with daddy longneck
>>473399977Sam Carling
>>473399657Cute
>>473399657based Yakub is back
>>473399657He's getting ahead in life
>>473399657Light bulb heads come from places other than Somalia -- who knew?
You just know his father hates him. his mother vag must have been obliterated
>>473399657So it begins
There have been many politicians either elected young or started in politics young as aides and so on that are right for the job because they have a mindset of working for the people and so onThey are the type you want in the job but always either look or act like pedo weirdos who burn young girl Manchester United tops out their back garden
>>473399657>Brain blast!
>>473399773>>473399931The only ayys are you shitskin subhuman, that man can probably use the power of his mind to kill you both, he just need to crush the few neurons you faggots proto-apes have.
>>473399657>>473400084>22>forehead is full of wrinkles it's true, age is just a number, so many 19yo girls I see and already have wrinkles around their eyes and smile lines
You shouldn't poke funHe can kill you from over four hundred miles away using only his mind
>>473399773A white Chad with a big white brain. Problem?
>>473399657uh huh huh huh, what a dork
>>473400786LIke this?
>>473399657
Spend just a bit more time with a 15 pound weight set, please. You really can put more shoulder on. You're still young enough at 22.Keep a 15lb set in your office, next to the window or beside the desk. Just start by holding them if you can't do anything else. Hold them for longer and longer periods.
>hehe chockin the chicken huhhheheh
>>473400469you are posting from >ayy: the nation
>>473401216btw this tweet might have been made by a glowing marketing agency, they do all sorts of creative thingssecret of the pyramid, it's just how it is hi glowies yeah I know
>>473399657He has been working out at the library.
>>473401216Thats some giga-chad shit if he really did that.
>>473399657He's clearly alien
>>473399657Universities were a mistake
He promised to sink migrant boats with his mind.
>>473401216Lol what a fag
>>473401433oh wait the glowies that know aren't assigned to 4chan dutysorry had the monitors confused with the successful ones
ITS ME FRAZ AND IM FUCKING FUMING
>>473401536https://x.com/i/status/1809864693369946433The guys a fag himself
>>473399773He is the brains of the operation.
Ayo mr speaker dat shit be bussin g, goofy ahh nigga tryna talk over me n shiet dunno wot he talm bout, innit senpai *whips fingers*
>Pronouns: he/ad
>>473401216Lmao please tell me that's real
>>473402422
>>473401216This is exactly why I dont wanna pursue career in piltics.
Stunning.
>>473402820So hwy bring it up then?Oh, you adrvertise your gay OF in your handle, hence just looking for self promotion?And in dollars too, despite him being a UK politician?OK
>>473402879more like polidicks amirite
>>473403042yeh could well be fake just to get some fags to sign up for his gay shit especially as you are right in saying why even mention it. Hopefully someone will ask that faggy MP tho to see what he says. Maybe the the fag get's his payments in dollars tho as there are more fags in the US
>>473399657Good.He looks smart.The country is saved.
>>473399657>NO PUBES?
>>473399657Let him cook, he's got big ideas for the country,
he has a normal sized head under there
>>473399773a jew mutated by generations of inbreeding
>>473399657Does he realize how ugly he is? Does he make self ironical jokes about it?
>>473403564He should shave his head. For that Lex Luthor energy.
>>473399657AYYY
>>473399657Kid has an iconic head. He's going places this kid. Head like that nothing will stop him.
>>473403676He's British.
>>473399773Smart Beavis from the future.
>>473401608Okay I'm sold, arigato!
>>473399773Jakub
>>473399657How do they keep him from floating away?
>>473402879Because you don't want to be outed?
>>473400963>>473400786K E KE KK
>>473399657one giga brained zoomer to rule them all
>>473399657Megamind
>>473403885I take that for a 'certainly'.
>>473400084Nepo Political connectionsHis father was a top aide and for a Baron
>>473401216Looks like this man is ready for the world of politics, what is his Early Life?
I bet he'll be the head of a major corporation
>>473401216damnmaybe this lil megamind nigga will do some good
>>473403904Mighty Bungholio has come for TP
>>473401216Based closeted faggot
>>473399773One of your people, would you prefer if he looked more like rishi sunak?
>>473399773Was Beavis and Butthead banned in in Bongland or something?
>>473404511lmao i love how we all saw the same shit
>>473399885lol
>>473399657Fucking megamind lol wtf it up with that dome
>>473401216Trolling fags on Grindr? How do we know this isn't a lie though?
>Asked whether he can offer real-world experience when taking his seat in the Commons, Mr Carling told BBC Breakfast: 'Well, I have a lot of experience that older MPs won't.>'I've been renting insecure housing in the private sector for quite a while now. That's an issue facing not just young people, but people all across the age spectrum.>'And it's something that I intend to do a lot of work on now that I'm in Parliament.>'I always get a little bit frustrated when people mention life experience because no one has yet been able to explain to me why being older makes you better at the job.'>He added: 'I've done quite a lot for my age as well. I mean, I've been a councillor for a couple of years and a cabinet member responsible for about £17million of public money over the last year.>'I've been a trustee of a university, and I've done a lot of other things that perhaps wouldn't necessarily be typical for someone of my age.'
>>473404560I could see it just in the thumbnail while scrolling through the catalog. If I saw that dude IRL, I would burst out laughing uncontrollably like it was that SNL skit.
>LabourThis is what happens when kids grow up without a mother because they killed her during childbirth
>>473399657topkek goldenkek wtf is that>>473400084aaaaaaahahahahahathis guy must be setup as a next primeminister of the bongs kek very good
>>473401086>>473399657> ...are you threatening me?
>>473404039>ayo ong we might be bussin...but where the bus headed cuh?
>>473399657His poor mom
yakubian ape
>>473399657>>473399773Megamind
>>473399657before you ridicule this kid. he catfished a faggot MP, then doxxed him for being a faggot
>>473399773Der ewige angloid
>>473408487I thought I recognized him from somewhere.
>>473399657>Young people are such slackers these days. I was an MP at 21, Chancellor at 22 and Prime Minister at 24.>Honestly, if you're not running a global colonial empire by the time you're 30 why even stand for election at all?
>>473399657I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea headBees on my head but don’t call me a bee headBruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee headNow please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed
>>473399657In awe at the size of this lad's nogging.
>>473409807ayo, no one knows who dat nigga is LOL
>>473399657He's the youngest MP in parliament and seems to be doing well. Let's hope he doesn't get a big head
>>473409874What is this species and what do they want with us?>>473409900Read filenames.
>>473402820Establishment sent their heavies over to silence a possible problem
>>473410020i just want to larp as a black man online
>>473410020>What is this species and what do they want with us?I don't know, but hopefully their mission is to save us from the intergalactic kike lizards
>>473400204Kek
>>473400084What THE FUCK are they putting in the water. Nigger looks mid forties
>>473399657Dr. Vegapunk
>>473401216Hope he does the same with lil Rikki and Starmer
I kneel to the big brain
>>473402820At least he acknowledges he was in the wrong by being a faggot.
>>473399657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azBm5IG91cEit's beavis
>>473399927Huh huh huh now we can score with these beards huh huh
#TMFINR
ctrl+f megamind
>>473399657Quintessentially British.
>>473401216Some real big brained shit
>>473399657The US not to be outdone....
>>473412171Right. Show me a slav and I'll show you a sloped forehead.
>>473399773You blaspheme by saying the Lord’s name in vain.
>>473399657ayy lmao
>>473399657Apart from the massive noggin, he's pretty good looking
>>473401216looooooool
>>473400922based judgebro
>>473399657Jimmy Neutron
Yakub's latest whitoid experiment is a success it seems>laboureven better, now the whitoid shall serve his superiors instead
>>473399657wish i was responsible when i was that age, all i did was have sex with passed out girls on parties.
>>473399773Dude looks like he is going to invent a new race to kill the white people.
>>473405556He ran against some conservative jeet.Just imagine coming to the voting booth and you see:Sam Carling(L)Prajeesh Visajeet(Con)The lizard brain will do the job.
he could do something else to hide his abnormally large head but noit had to be the broccoli cutalways with these kidsit's been 14 years of this
>>473399773cool it with the antisemitism
>>473399657Head! Move!
>>473399657is it a midget? those proportions scream midget to me
>>473399885underrated
>>473399657The absolute state
>>473399657Fredryk Phox
