STARRING MELISSA MCCARTHY
She's kinda cute/hot I would like to fuck here after a long day of secret servicing
LOOK AT HER COWERING AND PROTECTING HERSELFIF SHE WERE A MAN SHE’D BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF
Ex meal team six
>>474233666CheckedYou''d want to keep it secret if she was servicing you.
>>474233666Trips
>>474233599I'm glad she found a new job that pays in burgers.
>>474233857Like riding a moped. Fun till your friends find out.
BUT THEN ONE DAY*record scratch*AND NOWSHE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUTTHAT BEING A SECRET SERVICE AGENTAIN'T THAT EASY
>>474233599Jesus it really does look like some shit Netflix or Amazon series
>>474233599Would, without shame or regerts
>>474233599WHERE IS THE VIDEO OF THE SUV LEAVING, WITH THE WOMEN SS AGENTS AT ITS SIDE, ONE UNABLE TO HOLSTER HER GUN?
>>474233599this type of job should be reserved for actual killers of good kind (military, police, etc that killed before)
She was there to take a bullet for Donald but his own supporters make fun of her…why?
>>474233599looks more like Schumer
>>474234215Der derp da derDa terp ta turp ta tiddly tumtum
>>474233599This will get the women voters.
>>474233599https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNfJQFwV/
>>474234554>there to take a bulletMore likely she'll steal his dessert.
>she trusted the memesUh, well, hmmm.
>>474234554Just a bit of banter. We here at /pol/(the real people, not the shills and bots) always appreciate a well built woman. And you're right, she did her job and didn't just run away like some city cop would have.
>>474234554Remember that dumb chick who said something about "broke ass niggas," and expected to join the RW crowd since she got "canceled?" Then the RW crowd saw she had a mixed kid, and a slightly kike nose, and shit on her worse than the Left ever could?Yeah.
>>474233666she looks like an english bulldog
>>474233599Teaser trailers for Secret Cervix:https://voca.ro/1aA4e8TclmGThttps://voca.ro/1kFLQ2shwn6Vhttps://voca.ro/1dhPrF8QxCM4Which one is best, lads?
>>474235604Why are they so easily swayed and manipulated? I've considered becoming a grifter just because it seems like such an easy way to make money
>>474235789Hey. That's anti anglometic
>>474235604and yet leftists attack the right for loving jews... really makes you think
>>474234554>why?Why not? She's a goverment golem who likely would shoot trump if she had a bit of courage.
>>474233599
All the government agencies are hard up for people and desperate to hire anyone who qualifies, anyone but White men that is. Also, nigger worshiping is obviously a plus.
>>474234373
Trump's entire secret service detail stood by for three whole minutes to allow some random faggot to take a shot at him, and you're seething about some bitch who had awkward moment in the aftermath. Think about that.
>>474236425>they're the same thing
>>474236493No. They're not the same thing.Keep thinking.
>>474233599tfw you get caramel corn stuck in your teeth
>>474236704Those women aren't SS assigned to Trump?
>>474233599I’m sure the spot between her asshole and vag-hole is the best smelling. It almost always is on a girl. You get the nice sour scent from her front hole mixed in with that wonderful musky warm aroma from her anus, topped of with just hint of that salty goodness of her sweaty taint. You know you’ve got a keeper if you can detect a bit of urine as well. The back of my mouth tingles and puckers like I just sucked on a lemon when I smell this. It takes everything in me to not give it a lick so as to not ruin this symphony of a smell.
>>474233599So what if she's a fat gross heifer you ungrateful pukes. She saved THE DON your DEAR LEADER. It would have been the end of your cult it wasn't for her. You scumbags have the worst take on shit even if it benefits you. Thank god Biden will order another hit.
>>474236704you fucking tourists are insufferable kek
>>474236900>THE WAMEN See? There you go, blinded by your contrived ideology, missing the forrest through the trees. Did that particular woman instruct the local police, who had the assassin in their sights for three whole minutes, instruct them not to shoot? Why is your anger directed at a person who did her job and not at the agents who refused to do theirs? Because you didn't get pussy in high school?
>>474237404So she is SS? And they failed to do their job, right? You're really bad at this.
>>474237518Her job was to be a human shield, which she did.Do you think the agents assigned to human shield duty are the ones calling the shots?Do you have any idea just how stupid you are?
>>474237839>hi guys I'm 12 and have no fucking idea how the world works!
>>474233599>secret cervixI admit I let out a little chuckle
>>474237404>had the assassin in their sights for three whole minutesSource for this? I don't think that happened at all dude.
>>474237915It's amazing. But the blessing of your stupidity is that you'll die without ever realizing how fucked you were from the beginning.
>>474234554They're not making fun of her but of SS.The woman is a normal american woman. That's the problem
>>474236425>>474237404Trump is overextending himself by going to so many rallies, and at the same time there are one billion sleeper cells in the US govt who hate republicans and the orange hitler. What a surprise, bureaucratic sabotage led to a SS disaster.
>>474233599>SCORE ONE FOR THE SECRET CERVIX
>>474237839>which she didWhen she finally decided to stop fucking around, she still didn't cover Trumps upper body at all. She was completly ineffectual.
>>474234373She is the one, she is left handed.
>>474233974So immune is the female human to responsibility that this one got paid $500k for being a slut, which factually makes her a whore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0oX8TyakK4
>>474236362Funny the old guy in the foreground who keeps giving the finger to the media.
>>474237839She bent down "behind" Trump.She used Trump to shield herself.
>>474238044https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/14/politics/secret-service-faces-serious-questions-about-security-footprint-and-rooftop-access-at-trump-event/index.htmlThe local police office who killed the suspect claims that he had the suspect in his sights for three minutes waiting for secret service to make the call. Another officer climbed on the roof to confront the shooter, the shooter aimed the rifle at police, the officer retreated, the shoot shot at trump, and the police snipers killed the suspect. The entire secret service detail never did shit until after the shooting.
>>474239195Only the snipers that killed him were wearing vests that had “Secret Service” written on the back.
>>474238824There's pictures of her covering his body retard. You're seething about one picture of her approaching him. This is why incels should be exterminate. No pussy turns a nigger retarded.
>>474239415when it was over faggot, when the suspect was dead you idiot.
>>474233832the fat blue line
>>474233599At least she had trigger discipline and didn't fatfinger it, lmao
>>474233748this photo should be everywhere, but it's not.
>>474233832praetorian glob
>>474233832foxtrot alpha tango
>>474233832butch flacidly
>>474233599nice high and tight grip there
>>474233832Affirmative Inaction
>>474237518She is the leader, signaled by her different colored coat
>>474233832pooper trooper
>>474238274I didn't stutter
>>474233599Can you imagine putting your life in the hands of someone that cant even open a jar of peanut butter without help?
>>474233599She had to gain an hundred pounds for that role, learn how on pagd 6.
>>474233599SHIT WE GOTTA MOVEMOVEMOVEMOVE...MOVEMOVEMOVE...f it
>>474233832constable imposter syndrome
>>474236245That's a really disgusting picture.
>>474243778agreed. both compositionally, ideologically, politically, AND historically. it's fucking rancid.
>>474235218Kek
>>474233599Yep, that's the wage gap.
>>474243622Imagine stuttering in the internet kek
>>474243970This stunning and brave women risked her live outside of the group. You can clearly see her being excluded from the rest of them, another sign of the patriarchy.
>>474233748lol she's legit hiding behind the Trump pile.>The bullets can't penetrate ALL those men, so I'm safeSurprised she isn't screaming, though...
>>474236425some bitch...Are you THAT not self-aware?
>>474233666Satan, you'd fuck anyghing that glanced in your general direction
>>474233599That's literally Shane Gillis
>>474233599I'd secrete in her cervix if you know what I mean
>>474233599I thought SS are the best of the best, people close to being superhumans. Meanwhile - short, fat, obviously not trained very well woman. How's that even possible? If that's the state of american services, I only imagine what state in less elite forces are, like USArmy. I would absolutely reconsider any thought of facing Russia ANYWHERE - not to mention real superpower - China. As a citizen of vasal state, I'm worried.
They should ban these physically unfit fucks from law enforcement or military service which isn't exclusively deskwork. It's getting fucking ridiculous how many of these pudgy non-athletic cunts you see walking around with a firearm that would get bested by just about every white dude given basic training.None of this makes sense and it's almost like they're stacking the deck with these retarded girlbosses, as if they want things to go wrong.>>474236245>when you exclusively stack your agency with criminology hiresThe woman wearing a fucking helmet really takes the cake, really proves that those American inventories are overstocked with bullshit nobody wanted and nobody needs.
>>474233599Hang on is that, that whore cop?
>>474233599co starring my dick
>>474247455Wtf is this 4Chan lingo i don't understand what anyone here says.
>>474238701Yeah, he’s an idiot.
>>474233974You forgot the K9 unit
>>474233748
>>474249979needs more sauce on the shirt
>>474238474ngl chief davis sounds like a real fucking nigger. how did this coon make chief? holy shit.
>>474250634bro is trump packing?
>>474251338I think that is a SS man, a lot of them had the same coloured suits on. I think if trump had a gun, he would have shot back.
>>474233599Only in america women are in active SS duty.
>>474246010She does. If you listen to the clip where you can hear the agents (or read the transcript) she is lost.Male agent 1: “Get down, get down, get down.”More shots heard as Trump surrounded by agents.18:11:41: Female agent: “What’re we doing, what’re we doing.” “Where are we going…”Man indistinctly yelling.18:11.50: Gunshot, then woman screams.18:11:58: Male agent 2: “Go around to the spare, go around to the spare.”https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/14/politics/what-was-said-on-stage-after-trump-was-shot/index.html
This is why DEI is a mistake
>>474252798Women are so fucking stupid. The 19th amendment was a mistake.
>>474233599imagine thatbitch thinks she's hot shit with a cushy job where nothing ever happensthen something actually happens and you spill your spaghetti so hard that it will be remembered as a reminder of why females should not be given this kind of role, ever.
>>474253051Yeah, pretty much
>>474250634LOLOLOL
>>474233599Create a Trump Assassaniation general thread.We are not interested in this scripted staged show.
>>474233599Black intellectuals are tired of your misogyny.
>>474233599it's sad because they did a half-decent job after fucking up and covering instead of protecting Trump, kek, but how sick is the west that they were there in the first place
Niggers can't stop smiling for white women.
>>474253783Simping
>>474253600someone ought to add the Benny Hill theme song as the audio for this, kek
>>474233599>>474233748relax, shes not there to protect trump, but to give hin the bussy after a long campaign day
>>474253571>>474253783BANANA
>>474233748gotta get the photo that shows this from the other angle. this one makes it look like she's at least close, but in reality, she is hiding behind the stage while all the male SS is guarding trump
>>474236240Things really went downhill for her after that Ghostbusters movie flopped.
>>474237275You dirty bastard. Absolutely disgusting
>>474249433I suspect they've fallen prey to a generic federal quota system.Let's be honest, the people the secret service protects would prefer to have 100% male teams no matter what their stated politics are, but a federal hiring quota is a federal hiring quota and it's not easy to work around.
>>474234554Because she's a failure.She didn't take a bullet for him, so what are you even talking about?
>>474236245This is truly a mark of where the US has gone, this picture has nearly everything.It's disgusting but fascinating at the same time.This will be one of the pictures in the history books regarding this time period.
>>474237404>Did that particular woman instruct the local police, who had the assassin in their sights for three whole minutes, instruct them not to shoot?YES FOR FUCKS SAKEHOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TELL YOU
>>474233599Seriously, how the fuck did she make Secret Service? I doubt she can fucking jog a mile, let alone run.
>>474236245>anyone but White men that isI have never seen a black secret service member. It always felt like the one thing they never touched. And this event was the first time I've seen female secret service members. So I don't know what you're talking about here.
Scroll up.https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/%21NBWX0JLdyU/...Anonymous (ID: 337p/ALm) 07/15/24(Mon)19:20:50 No.474255158Investment Giant BlackRock Pulls Ad Featuring Trump Rally ShooterBlackRock and JPMorgan back $15 billion fund to rebuild UkraineFBI informant charged with lying about Joe and Hunter Biden’s ties to Investment Giant BlackRock Pulls Ad Featuring Trump Rally ShooterBlackRock and JPMorgan back $15 billion fund to rebuild UkraineFBI informant charged with lying about Joe and Hunter Biden’s ties to Ukrainian energy companyBolton says Trump 'unfit' to be President in new memoir introThe Iran–Contra affair (Persian: ماجرای ایران-کنترا; Spanish: Caso Irán-Contra), often referred to as the Iran–Contra scandal,
>>474237275Seek Jesus.
>>474249433>Meanwhile - short, fat, obviously not trained very well woman. How's that even possible? If that's the state of american services, I only imagine what state in less elite forces are, like USArmy.It's bad.
She looks like Tim Dillon
>>474235218Wtf why did she show her tits?
>>474253571>>474253783Is that thecoli? Aren't most of them tethers and wiggers?
>>474234554shes on the world's most elite personal security team and theres video of her struggling to replace her gun in the holster...failing repeatedly... and giving up and holding it.let it sink in how shameful and alarming it is. its absurd. the best example of equality's inherent lie that weve seen in months. and in clownworld thats saying something.
>>474233599did you just watch the matt and blonde show? I haven't fired up bitchute for like 3 or 4 years but did after the trumpstein shooting and one of my subscriptions was that. Was playing COTW and clicked that and they mentioned both "Secret Cervix" and "Melissa McCarthy"
>>474256053>shes on the world's most elite personal security team and theres video of her struggling to replace her gun in the holster...failing repeatedly... and giving up and holding it.>let it sink in how shameful and alarming it is. its absurd. the best example of equality's inherent lie that weve seen in months.Nepo baby.The sad part is the rest sucked, too, but she gets the most flak.
>>474256179I am openly misogynistic and women tune in quickly. But I guess I do it in a different way because they all laugh and agree and will even lead me into my anti women jokes just so they can laugh themselves.. I don't know if its because women in the Dakotas understand they are not men but they laugh more at those jokes than men do. And they also seem to understand they aren't men.
>>474233748Shameful. She should perform ritual suicide to restore some shred of honor.
>>474236362trump is a big guy, if he actually got shot and collapsed these noodle arm females wouldn't even be able to carry him
>>474256412Same. It's all about how you look. If you're a Chad, they will agree with you.
>>474233748I'm loathe to defend women, but don't they need some bodyguards surveying the area as well as physically protecting him?
>>474256896lmao yeah I even convince women to repeal the 19th. Just a fun way to pass time while working I guess but I have 5 or 6 legit Nat Soc minded women waiting to repeal the 19th at the first op they get
>>474233748I thought that was Trumpsteins tank ass with the guns being holstered under the guy at first.I feel every president should have a .500 mag and should be free to shoot at will to discourage conflict. That would have been bitchin if he .500 magged the antifa faggot the escorted out in the dome just for associating with the pitbull jawed faggot that tried to shoot him
>>474233666Pretty sure she's a dyke, butch ones arent hard to spot
>>474252232those two guys are holding the nuke briefcases for their respective totalitarian regimes. they aren't secret service.
>>474234868She's there to take a second scoop of ice cream for him so the media doesn't criticize it
>>474234554That's the problem. She did everything she could NOT TO take a bullet for him.
>>474237275Follow this man, for he is a seeker of wisdom
>>474233599Call it secret service she plays Backa a down on her luck waitress that one night thwarts an attempted kidnapping of the president’s daughter by extremeists and is given the job to guard herCould be kinoSpy was actually pretty funny
>>474233748Holly shit lmao
>>474234352>Secrets female security Hmm
>>474233599Secret Cervix Compromised?https://youtu.be/3lyae0Mdt7w
>>474253600
>>474233666Zoom in, look at her face! You really are off the devil!
>>474234554Have female secret service agents in the field is peak clown world women are not cut out for that which was clearly shown live on tv These women took jobs from more qualified, taller, bulkier men, that project fear into the crowd and thwart randoms from getting ideas
>>474233832Square meals, six...
>>474235218Make the flag a Pepsi sign and you just might have it
>>474236245>FBI >Female body investigator They are dykes
>>474236362Why did she even pull her gun They clearly had no idea what to do and had the ick
>>474259850She felt "theatened".Women don't belong in any security, police, military, firefighting on field activity and I'm tired of people pretending they are.
>>474233748LOOOOOL.Greatest comedians couldn´t come up with this
>>474233666>She's kinda cute/hotAmericans, we need to talk...
>>474233748Kek even trad secret service girl is glancing at her disdainfully.What is the tiny sliver of red above the speaker? Did that guy really dogpile on top of Trump's head after witnessing him get shot in it?
>>474237275That’s pretty based
>>474233748no amount of training, propaganda etc can erase women's natural instincts when shit gets real. In that moment no amount of preparation can truly make her behave as if her life is worth giving for some man. She ghosts her duty like women ghost nice guys. It's just their nature. This is why they cannot be in such positions.
>>474233599>>474233748>>474236362The USA are a fucking joke."Most powerful country in the world" with ranks filled with obese soldiers who have trouble running for 10 seconds, overweight, short, menopaused women who can't holster their gun properly in the secret service.I've heard that the SS had a 30% quota for women or something.A country where some kid can just crawl into a nearby roof and shoot at a presidential candidate and ex-president without any difficulty, and then all those retards standing around for three minutes in the line of fire before evacuating him. And those snipers on the roofs who looked at the shooter for a while before recoiling in fear when he started shooting.What an absolute disgrace of a country.
>>474233748>>474233832CUNT-STUBBLE PORK CHOPYOURE WELCOME
>>474252901>If you were to repeal the 19th Amendment>States’ Rights>Argue the issue of suffrage should be left to individual states to decide, emphasize a more decentralized approach to governance.>Originalist Interpretation>Take an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, suggest the Founding Fathers did not explicitly intend for women’s suffrage; a constitutional interpretation should adhere to the original understanding.>Legal Process Arguments>Emphasize that the amendment process itself allows for changes; if there is a broad consensus to repeal the 19th Amendment, it could be done through constitutional means.>Concerns About Overreach>Express concerns that expanding voting rights without a thorough understanding of the potential consequences lead to unintended societal changes; argue for a reassessment of the impact of the 19th Amendment.>Public Opinion>Highlight that public opinion has evolved over time, and repealing the 19th Amendment reflects the will of a significant portion of the population.>Framing as a Constitutional Experiment>Present the idea that the 19th Amendment was an experiment in constitutional governance; suggest it’s legitimate to revisit such experiments if they do not align with the envisioned societal order.>Raise questions of potential flaws or imbalances in the original ratification of the 19th Amendment that should be reevaluated>Acknowledge that special interest groups, particularly those advocating for women’s rights, had an outsized influence on the ratification process, overshadowing broader public sentiment.https://www.womengoingourway.org/repealing-the-19th-amendment
>>474237338She didn’t do shit though and they both are to short so they can’t even cover any politicians America is way to comfortable
>>474237839I want to play professional basketball
>>474259988This.Whenever you encounter a female cop, tread extremely carefully, do not look her in the eye, just carefully walk on by, do not say anything to her (even hello), just walk until you get to a safe place.You may never know what kind of hormones are flicking her switches when you encounter her.Women who enter "power positions with guns" are there to get attention and dick or they are bulldykes who are prone to violence and crave a chance to act it out.tl;dr A normal woman doesn´t become a cop.
>>474260107They are all just canon fodder When this bitch gets rolling
>>474233599>record scratch>freeze frame
New Camera Angle Proves They Could’ve Acted Soonerhttps://youtu.be/xDA-IaCEY4Q
>>474260506um, excuse you honey, this isn't 1952 anymore
>>474259295Based boomer
>>474253571that's a kike
>>474260791America is way to comfortable
>>474260618wtf is she doing? No imagine if she had to shoot a couple real faggots that were motivated and some experienced Disgusting
>>474260910that ONE female is representative of all the secret service. Look at the stellar work this specimen is undertaking while making sure no assasins crawl under the stage
>>474260910Lmao
>>474233599I know i am gay for saying this but i honestly feel sorry for this lady. The abuse she is going to take... i blame her bosses
>>474261373It’s her fault for wanting to play secrets service but also her enablers yes
One qt 3.14 was with him the entire time and he elbowed her in the face for her loyalty.
>>474261587He broke her glasses and she had to get new ones from the car here kek >>474253600
>>474261587She deserved it
>>474261587That chick actually did her job but she’s to short All these chicks should be doing undercover crowd work honestly Spying on pleads in the stands Got to know your people’s strength and how to use them
>>474261745It was worth it for those big Trump hugs.
>>474261373You know how they say "if you can't take the heat, get the fuck back into the kitchen"... or something like that.
>>474261864Yeah, like other anons have said, she wouldn't be carrying Trump out of there on her own.
>>474250152Beat me to it, you Italian beauty.
>>474261963Imagine if Trump was actually hurt and had to rely on a tiny girl to hold him up to walk.
>>474261875Shameless cunt, she was so enamored by this Chad, she had to go for his cock in front of all the people. At least wait until you're in the car before you give your boss some well-earned stress release, you slut.
>>474233666Imagine the smell
>>474233666SATAN LAUGHING SPREADS HIS WINGS
>>474234868You fucker.I'm in a corporate meeting laughing my ass off.
>>474233599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IesWwNQTmsYWhat're you gonna do if you're a female cop? Run for cover
>>474260791It absolutely pisses me off to no end when I see cops wearing their guns on their waist where the handle is almost under their armpits (and I've noticed that women especially carry it this way). Pic related is the most efficient way to carry a gun. Either a chest holster or "drop-leg." And two guns are better than one in case one jams. I mean, if you're pinned against a wall or inside a car, it's virtually impossible to draw a firearm like those girls are carrying (especially the second one from the left).With drop-leg it's just it's not just easily accessible, but you can do so without clearly advertising that you reaching for your gun. With chest holsters, you're ready as can be in the event of a shootout. Rather than reloading, in a tense situation you can just magdump, drop one gun and draw the other.
>>474234215>Her: You don't understand, I really might die tonight>Date: What? From my dick? Heh. >Her: No! Protecting the fucking president!>Date: But... also my dick right?>[I Can't Get Enough of You Baby]
>>474233748MCCARTHY, GET DOWN! Enemy sniper...stay low and crawl along the ground, that should enable you to sneak past the enemy
Clear Signs This Was A Set Uphttps://youtu.be/mCu0WutXE2Y
>>474233599This whole thing is fake and gayShooter is a Hapsburg(Vanderbilt) , the guy they said died is Richard Sexton(Jennier Greenberg Sexton)s husband
>>474234554because she's a coward, her one job is to protect the president and she failed at doing that
>>474260099She should be fired or resign immediately. The fucking director said she was committed to DEI and hiring more women, and this is what we fucking get? Competency crisis on full display right here. This shit was literally a matter of life and death, and she blew it big time. Liberals and their emotional feelgood bullshit have no place in society. Fuck them all.
>>474233599Rare mixtape from The DonaldJTrump - Take Ur Lives Awayhttps://vocaroo.com/1nDHWISCdHjqSave it while you can, it's limited edition.JTrump doesn't mind who takes credit for it, he makes enough money.
>>474252232wtf, thought that was o'keefe
>>474233748Not everyone in the US Secret Service is on bullet sponge duty. And it looks like she was behind Trump anyway.
>>474236362>cannot holster it>hands shaking >breathing is uncontrolledlmfao they got the job simply because they knew someone and never ever expected this to happen
>>474267246>Not everyone in the US Secret Service is on bullet sponge dutyYeah, we often don't take into account that the SS's main job is to catch fake money. Why in the fuck they were chosen to protect the President is beyond me. It should be straight up Marines armed to the teeth walking around in full combat gear.
>>474233832Presidential Lard Detail of the U.S. Secrete Sauces
>>474233748Fucking sluts playing man.
>>474267469> It should be straight up Marines armed to the teeth walking around in full combat gear.these dudes that you're talking about exist as well but they're following out of sight usually.
>>474252232I want to see these guys fight for each other's suitcase
>>474253783White-knighting leftist bullshit from the username of a fictional character that hunted women for sport...These lefty faggots really have no idea about anything, do they?
>>474267469>is to catch fake moneyWhat does that mean?
>>474233599I read that most of Trumps SS detail were rerouted to Jill Bidens event
>>474234554>She was there to take a bullet for Donald but his own supporters make fun of her…why?Because she's hiding behind the guy she's hired to protect. She's literally using him as a shield.
>>47423359910/10 in muttland
>>474269361I should have said "intercept" counterfeit money. Apparently that shit was rampant during the civil war, and thus the Secret Service was designed to specifically catch counterfeiters, and then after Lincoln was assassinated, they for some reason chose that agency to protect the President. Before them, Presidents just had like some dude with a gun follow him around, like based Pinkerton.
>>474259988I wouldn’t go that far since I believe in equal opportunities and the law of averages, but it should be so infinitesimally rare. Only the most male brained Amazonians (probably all sheboons unironically, sheboons are the only female soldiers I’ve ever respected)
>>474270226I wasn't aware of that. Thank you, friendly stranger.
>>474233599she still chewing on a burger.
>>474270417Ah, anything for a based Hungarian. Best wishes from the US!
>>474236362Put the Benny hill music to it.This little piggy went to marketThis little piggy stayed home...
>>474236362this world is insane
>>474256602>women have honornigga say wot?
>>474270417Yeah and the only reason Lincoln wasn't being protected at the theater was because at that time it was thought unthinkable for someone to want to kill President Lincoln. I know movies make it seem like Southerners hated him, but Lincoln was actually highly respected by both sides; I mean just the fact that he didn't execute or even imprison confederate soldiers for treason and instead ordered that they be allowed to return home as Americans made him very popular with Johnny Rebs. Even Robert E. Lee fell into a massive depression after Lincoln was killed and immediately started referring to the south as "we" instead of "us."
>>474260107Imagine saying this shit as a fucking French... buddy there are shitskins commiting abominations in Paris as we speak and your own people are cheering them on. We've all got shit in our cornflakes, stop pretending yours is chocolate.
>>474236362>whatdowedo whatdowedo whatdowedo>uh uh ma gun can't come outWhat a cluster fuck
>>474237275I-I believe you
>>474252232i LOVE how he fast moves to awaken the prey insticnt inorder to dispense plesentaries and i also love how it momentarily registers on teh other guy >did he just fucking fast move me he was being polite
>>474271382Ah, cut the bitch some slack. I probably would've been shitting my pants too. That's a lot of shit coming at you at once, and what if there were several shooters? I've had a gun pointed at me before and made the mistake of thinking about how my mom was going to handle the news. I can only imagine flying bullets coming from anywhere being very nerve wrecking. It's not like she ran away.It's okay to be scared of being shot bro.
>>474236425This is Putin's secret service just for comparison.Mega chads, looks like a Jason Statham action movie cast.Russia don't play DEI
>>474271743also prez is in full coverage its not a fucking dogpile alothough if more shots rang out i would expect here to jump ontop of fellow agents if no move order is given
>>474233748kek
>>474271743That's because you're a coping faggot or DEI female officer.I have a right to criticize these useless women, my job requires better and have been tested fuck off.
>>474252232A lot was said without any words.
>>474271936It can be done. I've met some cold blooded bitches that straight don't give a fuck.
>>474272294"Not Men "YOU HAD ONE JOB SUBTITLE SENPAI!
>>474272095I'm just saying; she panicked. Fuck it. Some aren't cut out for shit like that. I'm a trucker and I've worked with women that are tough as nails and then others that cry, but then I've worked with dudes that are even bigger bitches that cry AND go home...at least the crying bitches keep working.
>>474272467I've seen the movie and that's how she responds.
>>474272294The exception is the example of the fool.
>>474272294>believing obvious propagandaCome on anon. Do you believe in the ghost of Kiev too?
>>474272546its wrong blame the screen writers then >not men*powerful, symbolic*>Not a man*wrong, sad*
>>474272616Read a book, read two.
>>474233599CheckedShane Gillis was trying out one of his female characters. Verification not required.
>>474233748That's a good cover. If Trump's fat ass won't stop bullets then nothing will.
>>474272693Of course those were propaganda numbers, but she had to have at least killed ONE. How many enemy soldiers have you killed?
>>474234554Women shouldn't be in the military or any security position, they are dumb, slow and weak.
>>474239415That’s a different femoid, younger and not so fat. There were several of them
>>474272860I'm for a Ukrainian/Russian family I know well of our shared history and I still will say that women don't belong in war. They were just brought to the front lines to inspire them men to fight harder and to serve as propaganda pieces. But hey, the story is pretty cool I guess.> Moя лaдoнь пpeвpaтилacь в кyлaк. Is one hell of a linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPX8mjeb-E
>>474273038Post a selfie and cover your face.
>>474273038Women are neither of those things they still shouldn't be in military or security positions because they are women. Violence is the job of men that's the only reason.
>>474273312>doxx yourselfAll you need to know is that I'm 193cm, manletmutt
>>474273378you don't know biology then
>>474273378>Violence is the job of menlol go touch grass.
>>474272980>Of course those were propaganda numbers, but she had to have at least killed ONEReally? This is were you are going to move the goal post?
>>474233599Why is Biden sexist?Why doesn't he have a 100% female detail?I call for feminism!
>>474273423>193cmI don't speak metric. Those numbers mean nothing to me. Stfu and go drink olive oil and pretend you live in a real country.
Bring back the stached SS agents!
>>474237839>t. dei hire who hates it when another dei hire is held accountable
did someone already pointed out she look just like an amy schumer persona?
>>474237275As a 69 position enthusiast, I know exactly what you mean brother.
>>474271743>Ah, cut the bitch some slack.No. Don't take the job if you lack the qualifications. You'd expect the same from a surgeon or any other person you need to be able to trust with your life.This is the ex-President facing an assassination attempt, which is exactly the high threat scenario her job and role exists for: keeping the VIP safe and alive.100% failure, not physically fit, only hired because it fits the current agenda but not because she's in any way fitting:In one image we could see her cowering behind the VIP, using him as human shield / line of sight block, in another we see her pulling out the gun for no reason and being unable to holster it. We also have the audio from the confused "what do we do" while the shooter's direction should be obvious the ear piercing shot and line of sight breaking cover / extraction would be the next thing unless being able to immediately deal with the threat personally. I only played games and know this, she has the job.
>>474233599this is why ukraine is losing the war
>>474273533Ofc I know. I'm not saying that women are as strong as men I'm not retarded. What I'm saying that women shouldn't be measured by these parameters as it's not their biological role to be strong, brave or violent in a physical sense. I'm 190cm tall, 110kg I know full well I can break the spine of pretty much any woman in half but if you measure a fish for it's ability to climb a tree who is the dumb one? You or the fish?>>474273535Go hide under momma's skirt you faggot. I don't want a woman to protect me as if I'm a child.
>>474233599She would make a good shield. Would take some anti-tank rounds to get through that.
>>474273698Sovl vs souless.
>>474267681jej best so far
>>474267331>they got the job simply because they knew someoneKnew them biblically
>>474249433>not to mention real superpower - ChinaFat American women could kill a chink one on one.
>>474249979wtf why is she eating during a shooting??
>>474256930Watch the video, they have guys in full armour with rifles up there surveying the area like you say
>>474274304>I don't want a woman to protect me as if I'm a childAnd you shouldn't, but I'm not just going to agree with all of you that women can't be badass, because it's just not the truth. Believe me, I've broken bread with these rabid bitches and they're scary as fuck. They may be the minority, but they exist.
>>474234554Women are rewarded for fleeing danger because they survive to have more children. Men are rewarded for facing danger because women reward heroism with sexual opportunity. This will not change. Women have no business in any endeavor where courage and fast devision making are required. They will simply flee.
i got pulled over, 78 in a 65, pimply young sheriffs oficer woman gave me a warning kek "just slow down ok?" yeah sure retard
>>474272493>dem women truckers good as men on the roadGetting a blowjob in the Love's parking lot helps lol fuck off
>>474236362Women are so fucking cringeImagine not firing these retards
>>474233748Absolutely embarrassing.You had one fucking job and what the fuck do you do?Cower behind the person you're supposed to protect.This is why you don't put women into a male-dominated field.
Chads in charge when Reagan was shot. This guy in the Brooks Brothers three piece whipped out that Uzi in the blink of an eye.
>>474275495Ignorant fuck; I've known bitches that tarp flatbeds during a blizzard and wouldn't think twice about slitting your fucking throat if they had to. Change your ways anon, because if you go outside thinking you can wipe the floor with any woman just because you've got a swinging dick, then you're going to found out how wrong you are in a very devastating way. Obviously there's a disparity, and I'm not arguing that, but they're not all little princesses either. You just haven't met a bad bitch yet.
>>474237275This is why I still come back here.
>>474255322There are women SS in the Hillary video where she almost collapses and is pushed into the van.
>>474233599Vaginal "police".>America: A nation of pussy sniffing "men" on their knees
>>474275711DEI is a Hollywood based religion. Every cop show in the last two decades has stronk, smart and sassy wammen saving the day judo flipping scruffy white men into submission.
>>474237404You will never be a real woman pretending to be a man
>>474233832hot food fuzz
>>474234554Because she’s clearly more concerned about her reddit karma than doing her fucking job which no one forced her to do. It was completely voluntary. She knows shes a fat out of shape dumb bitch but decided to burden everyone around her to prove that woman = men>>474234652
>>474243970You can clearly see her hitting her head on the glass ceiling.
>>474276008>>474233599>>474236245>>474260618>>474260791>>474266567Natural diversity vs forced diversity.That nigga looks like actual business.
>>474276103Show tits or gtfo
>>474253571>black intellectuals pick one
>>474233599>>474233666>>474233748>>474233832>>474233832Niggers
“He took me back, he said, ‘I’ve got to tell you a secret about SNL,’” shared Macdonald. “He secreted me into this room and he locked it and made sure it wasn’t bugged. He said, ‘I got a secret to tell you.’ I was very honored to have this. And then his secret was — he said, ‘This doesn’t go past these walls. Pat is a woman!’”
>>474276103Imagine the size of this truck stop food disposing bitch.
>>474233599that's the i just pooped face
>>474271808The guy in the back is there to shoot the other three if they hesitate to act.
>>474237275
Is that hamburger hepler??
>>474233748Women are pathetic. I shouldn't be surprised by this.
you can get in the SS running 12 minute miles, fucking joke.Push-Ups - The purpose of this test is to evaluate upper body muscular strength and endurance. Applicants are required to complete as many push-ups as possible in one minute. Only one trial will be given and scores are based on how many correctly performed push-ups are completed. Minimum required > 14 push-ups.Sit-Ups - The purpose of this test is to evaluate abdominal strength. Applicants are required to do as many sit-ups as possible in one minute. Only one trial will be given and scores are based on how many correctly performed sit-ups are completed. Minimum required > 22 sit-ups.Illinois Agility Run — The purpose of the Illinois Agility Run is to evaluate an applicant's anaerobic power and ability to quickly change directions. This component will take place either indoors or outdoors and requires applicants to complete a short distance run with changes in direction as fast as possible. Two trials for this component are given, but only the best trial will be scored. Minimum required < 23.89 seconds.1.5-mile run- The purpose of this test is to assess cardiovascular endurance. This test can be administered either indoors or outdoors on a marked hard and flat surface with minimal sharp turns. Applicants are permitted to walk or stop during the run. The total time required to complete the distance is recorded. Minimum required < 19:41 min:sec.
>>474233748>AGH OH SHIT MY CLIP! GUYS HOLD ON! MY CLIP FELL OUT HELP ME FIND IT! I PRESSED CLIP RELEASE INSTEAD OF BULLET SHOOT GUYS! WORST FIRST WEEK EVER!-Melissa McCarthy as Agent Kupeski, Commander and Grief, 2022
>>474239415>rrreeeeeeeeeeeTell me you're a woman while not telling me you're a woman
>>474238084ok lady relax
To be fair they lowered the standards in 2017 for SS membershttps://dailycaller.com/2017/09/19/former-agent-secret-service-lowered-standards-in-pursuit-of-diversity/
>>474277708Projecting as always Moshe
>>474233599So much of this stinks.Imagine being Trump. Something hits your ear. You realise it was a shot from a rifle, you are buried under protection agents on the stage. There's blood dripping from your ear down your face. Nobody knows how many shooters there are or if the threat has been neutralised. You get to your feet, but are so unconcerned at the possibility of another shot drilling through your skull that you stop and grin at the crowd, pumping your fist, and all your protection detail allow this to happen, ensuring the photographers, and any would be assassins, will get a good shot.There is no fucking way even cheap ass protection details would be this bad, surely?
>>474279549Trump is a big, tall guy and he literally fought his detail to rise up and show defiance. You're having trouble comprehending courage and it's understandable as a UK PM would be in a fetal position.
