i think the only reason they hired me was to keep an eye on me. he notices when i'm massively depressed and now he's quoting things i post here, innocently enough but relevant to what i type here. when this happens, it usually means i have been assigned a new handler. at my last job, things started happening like somebody would put a sticky note on something that just said "two weeks" and it fucked fucked with my mind. Troy, if you're reading this and you're my handler, just please be kind to me. I love the new job, things are going great, and my shitposts here have no relevance on the real world. I use this place to calm down, the way most Americans drink a beer after work. Not everyone are drunkards as a result. I have no bad intentions and I go to church twice a week. I'm doing my best to contribute to this small, kind, community who took me right under its wing and made me feel special. I refuse to fuck that up, even if i get a little sad sometimes. My father committed suicide with zipties, so yeah, something as stupid as seeing colored zipties can fuck with me a little, but I'm more stable than ever and promise to be a good employee. This entire year I've never even raised my voice except to sing in a cave. I'm doing my best to be a model citizen; if this is all the reason I got the job, that's fine, just please go easy on me. You don't need to quote random things I post out-loud at work to remind me that I'm being watched. I get it. I refuse to screw up this good thing. I'm your man.
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>>475528137You probably have undiagnosed schizophrenia and need to take anti-psychotics.
>>475528137You are freaking out over nothing man. Calm down. You don't have handlers.
based schizo
>>475528137Nah i had the same thing, Bosses have a key into your online activities.Sort of, I'm not sure they get full details on your posts but they get general info on you.
>>475528137We're watching everything you do. Don't pay any mind to it, it's best this way. I'll leave you a clue tomorrow.
>>475528543>t.Troy
Hey skico anon, I remember you, dident you post similar shit before... anyway, troy you suck ass troy, hope you break a leg! lolAnon, you should be trolling troy at work like non stop.Also, maybe troy sees on cctv you come here and is a poltard trolling you.
As an employee you are basically your bosses pet. Of course they are looking into what you post online and what you do in your free time.
>>475528668Zip ties! lolSorry OP!
>watched some really embarrassing porn a few times>has some distinctive techno drum beat in the background as the compilation keeps going>wife sitting next to me in couch one day>starts tapping the song on her legs while we wait for some movie to torrentShe knows.
>>475528137I ain't reading all that, but try and fuck him and if he agrees, he's definitely your fedfag handler.
>>475528137If you're browsing from a work PC through your office's private network, your boss can see everything you post and every page you browse (even if you're using Incognito mode).
>>475528137Oh look, another schizo jew.
We joke about me being a terrorist It's funny because, it's both true and false.
>>475528508My favorite part is that people literally install Amazon cameras in their bedrooms for funzies. What a world we live in.
>>475528137Maybe you lucked out and you're working for a fren Met a couple IRL."You just know"
>>475528137See you at work tomorrow!!
>>475528543don't be such a nigger, Troy.
>>475528137Keep a tab of all your coincidences from here on out. Don't do anything drastic. Oh i also need you to come in this weekend.
>>475528656for example, tomorrow your boss comes up to you and says "hey, anon... I got all these new keys today and I need to you detail which go where!"
>>475528512>>475528543glowniggers are herebe careful anon but for now just play it cool
>>475528668IF I HAVE TO FUCKING ZIPTIE SOMETHING TOMORROW, I WILL REACT A BIT STRANGE. NOT VIOLENT, BUT I WILL PROBABLY ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING. Please do not do this...
>>475528767yeah, i post here sometimes. i was also the guy with "too much love" last time... bipolar goes up and down... you guys helped me through the highs and I appreciate that.
>>475528882I think women also do this.Personally I think about .05% of men (ceos and the like) and maybe 20% of women (the goodest goy women) use the internet to catalog and sort anons. Not sure why, I imagine most anons are pretty dull. I guess they hope they can snag a chad and suck all the life out of him before he profits for himself?
>>475529142in the past, it was all sorts of stuff. the only common thread was that I'd posted about it recently. the only thing more schizo is that people are influenced telepathically by what i think about, and that's even crazier than Infragard glowie shit.
>>475529655kiwifarms invented Bumpfag and actually began following him, even though he was never even proven to be real. I was kinda connected to all that and it's probably not a good thing that one of my personas is known to kiwifarms
>>475529930Personally I think I'm unemployed because I didn't yield info efficiently enough
>>475528656Yeah they have no fucking right. That's stalking. The violation of privacy of other human beings is completely unacceptable.
>>475530307honest-to-goodness, I dropped off the radar, couldn't get a job, then I applied to this place that I suspect is linked to Infragard and they hire me right away. It's like they get DEI funding to hire crackers on The List and keep an eye on them.
