Off-topic thread. Post your non-political rants, your hopes and fears, your deepest secrets.
what is your favorite flavor of cookie? mine is snickerdoodle
my tummy hurt
I will hunt you down OP and I will show you a little what what about dreams n shit YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>475676931Good choice. I'm a weird freak who likes raisin oatmeal>>475677041D-:
>>475676841I think i may have unintentionally pissed off a nearby street gang and i think im being stalked by them.
I thought that last fart wouldn't be wet
>>475677127how did u piss them off?
>>475677127do you own a firearm
>>475677112Oatmeal rasing is dope... I don't know that it can compete with chocolate peanut though...
Goin for a walk in the woods soon. A tad worried it'll be spooky in the dark.
>>475677197>be me>walk down the street with my laundry>two mystery meats called me something (nicknames but didnt hear it because i had earphones) >i didnt hear them and asked what they said with a polite tone>none of them replied and gave anger toneI eventually found out i walked into one of their so called turfs, and i didnt even know. This afternoon a red pontiac was suspiciously parked across the road, all day and left when i opend the blinds
I'm thinking of going to an AMP.
>>475677641Gotta get out the Ghetto my Nig.
>>475677717:( but youre a mr bean
>>475676841Double whiskey, straight... Thanks man.... Don't you hate people who have no situational awareness? Like retards who don't indicate left on roundabouts, or people who get to the top of an escalator then stand there, slack jawed, contemplating where to go next? people who stand, chatting in doorways and corridors... people who stand in front of the thing you need in the supermarket, glass-eyed staring at the label on something... People pay their bills in the convenience store during rush hour...Why won't they just fuck off and die, OP?
>>475677810They're the simple folk whose pure minds and innocent souls must be protected from the infinite cosmic evil of the Jew. Cherish them.
>>475676841i've never gotten a prostate fingering blowjobhow do i get my wife to do this without freaking her out?she gives blowjobs but she's never hit the prostate
Asuka is best girl
>>475676841Come play cards
>>475676841I wish God would tell me what I’m supposed to do here
>>475678545I have my own theory about that myself
>>475676841I like picking my nose and eating my boogers.
>>475678643And what would that be fren?
I have relationship OCD and think my gf might be autistic. She's got some annoying speech patterns like upspeaking and hand gestures while she talks look random. Can't stop obsessing over it. Feel tense around her.I know this is literally the worst place to ask for advice but I can't stop obsessing and my bullshit is ruining this.
>>475676841Frozen grapes are delicious.
>>475676841I got wasted drunk other night and texted some mean crazy shit to people I care about.Feels bad man
>>475679303A friend turned me on to that, but they're too hard when frozen
Upgraded my mosin nagant with the archangel stock. Feels good hopefully it shoots good as well. I just need to purchase some more ammunition so i can go to the range without using all my bullets.
the more experience I get with people the more my disdain for the average person grows. I listen to some of the dumbest fucking conversations at work, and the conclusions some of these mongoloids come to are mind boggling. Barely anyone I work with is competent or conscientious. None of my teacher family members have any interest in learning. 99% of people's problems I have to listen to are their own doing, but they have no intention of changing. It's like watching someone drown in 2ft of water. Immediate family is full blown TDS and still defending the vax while a 31yr old relation developed cancer suddenly. No introspection, no observation, no curiosity, no moral consistency. I can play along and function, but I've always had a hard time connecting with people, and it's even harder now.
>>475679559Never left them in the freezer for longer than a day or two but leave them out for a few minutes to soften them up.
>>475679146Did you tell her those things bother you? If you haven’t just say it. Then it’s her choice to compromise or not.
>>475676841I'm thinking of breaking up with my gf, frens. I don't think she's ready to be my gf. What I mean is she hurted me in a couple of ways, but I don't really think she meant it. For example, the other day I gave her a poem that I wrote for her, and when I gave it to her she didn't seem that happy. Later on I asked her about the letter I wrote her and she pretty much said «meh». Another day I bought her some flowers, and when I asked her which ones she wanted she told me «whatever» and even turned around, though she did say «thank you». The greatest problem I have is that she told me «I don't want to get married nor have children». I don't see a point of having her as my gf if that's what she thinks. I told her I do want to get married and have children, and then she said «well, I'm not sure», but I'm afraid she just said it to not hurt me. She doesn't come to me to speak, I'm the one who always approaches her. On the one hand I know a man has the power and the responsibility to mold her wife to be the best she can be, but, what about your gf? I'm not sure what to do. Maybe I'm just a pussy. But on the other hand I have no desire to do anything pretty for her anymore. What for? And so, what is the point of having her as my gf, then? I love her, and I want the best for her, but I'm thinking I might not be the best thing for her. But I don't want to hurt her, but if I leave more time pass by I will hurt her more. Can I just talk to her about it? How do I approach her with something like this?
>>475678785Do you like the hard scabby ones or the soft sticky ones best ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8
>>475679994Real. I straight up don’t interact with people anymore because they are utter npc’s. I’d rather be alone than listen to some dumb goy.
>>475676841Feel like a failure for not having done everything my dad did by my age, tryna get my life on track. going back to school, going back to church, had confession tonight feels good. just trying to take baby steps man, baby steps
>>475676941Take a shit.
>>475676941drink some ginger ale and eat some saltine crackers
my non-political rant is that /bant/ threads shit up /pol/
>>475676841Come on BarbieLet's go partyUh uh uh Yeah!
>>475680675/lit/ has a social thread. i don't see why /pol/ can't have one
>>475680737woah-oh-oh I'm the Candymanwoah-oh-ohcomin' from bountyland
Tomorrow's 2024 Paris Olympics bombings will be the kickstart to WW3
>>475679994Same, 2020 did it for me and have never been same since. Did cut a lot of bullshit people out of my life which is only redeeming part, the social is harder than ever anon. Just find someone who doesn't give a shit about obsessing over the news or consoooming, they do exist
>>475676841>fearsi fear that everything is going to be alright
>>475680380sounds like your goals dont align. I wont go fullblown gayass reddit and demand a breakup, people are not disposable, so try to make it work or let her know what you want out of a relationship. how to approach, I don't know. I do know about showing you care and getting nothing in return though. Made a lego mosaic from a pic of me and the ex, before there was any software to do this automatically. Figured the color breakdown, sized it, mapped out the pieces, sourced all the parts. She didnt seem to care much and was done with me a couple months later.
>>475681293Thank you for your response, fren. It hurts. I'm gonna try to make it work. I'm gonna talk to her about it, at the very least I'll be sure about what we both think and want.I hope you are well now, fren. You sound like a good man. Hopefully you find a good woman.
>>475680576>Feel like a failure for not having done everything my dad did by my ageSometimes I feels this as well, fren. Baby steps, fren, like you say. One day at a time. Not only can we be like our fathers, but we can, and we ought to be, better than them.We are all going to make it
>>475680913Didn't even know the olympics start tomorrow. Thank you for the info, fren
Boop
Thinking of moving to rural Nebraska, what am in for?
>>475679994If you are a thinking person, this happens naturally as you get older. Not many people I can stand being around anymore and it gets worse every year.>t.oldfuck
>>475678278But that's wrong
>>475682639Watch out for Nebraskan trouser snakes
>>475680675I want to know that living humans are still using /pol/ tbhon
>>475676841I always wanted to square Madison's Garden.
>>475680913I didn't even know they had a bombing category in the Olympics .. finally a sport Jews and Arabs can excel inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdHdxfj4_L0
>>475683021nice one, fren
>>475676841>Post your deepest secrets You first, OP.
>>475680568How hard is it in Japan, fren? I hear nips are even worse npcs than burgers
>>475683300>picIn the land of the blind, the one eyed man is an schizophrenic, conspiracy-theorist, incel chud. Such is life
Everybody else is asking for advice, so I will toowhere the hell do I (legally) buy a pistol in spokane? I couldn't find a single famed gunshow in san antonio, and every gun store was trying to rip me off with insane prices. ie oh here's a glock for $1200! I'm moving to spokane soon, and I want to know where I could get a revolver or something for work the same week I move into the city.
also I can't buy from nigs because it has to have a serial number for what I do.
>>475683476You like cunny?
>>475683783>You like cunny?Me? MisterCunnyseur_ToT? Gee, I don't know
>>475684297Do You want to know my deepest darkest secret?
>>475684867Sure, fren
>>475684949You have to guess first.
I hope to hit every /pol/ anons g spot
>>475685036Nevermind, you can keep your secrets secret, fren. I'm respect your privacy
>>475685148u wot m8
>>475685231>I'm respect your privacyI'm also retarded
Well, good night, frens. I wish every one of you a lovely night. God bless you
>>475685656nighty
>>475676841I’ve always wanted to hunt or make contact with UFOs for a living. I’ve seen a couple recently and have otherwise been pretty consistently good at noticing them. But I wouldn’t even know how to go down that rabbit hole even if I wanted to.
>>475683481Buy it in Coeur d'Alene, Spokane is trash.You can pick up glocks for under $600
all 4 wheels on my truck locked up. brakes not releasing pressure. I'm guessing bad master cylinder, brake booster, or abs pump. I will never let truckie die.
