I was over at my foster mom's apartment today helping with some errands. She lives in a very urban city of a very blue state. After picking up her social security check we went to one of the nearby Whole Foods. It’s the kind of place that hipsters, vegans, legit pink pussy hat wearers and trust fund kids go to unwind with a wheat grass onions latte.Former President Trump was on the TV and the local social worker said to his public administrator buddy (gay lovers since the aids epidemic), “You know what? He wasn't so bad. Inflation was low, the border was secure, and we didn't see any new wars. I can’t believe I’m saying this but Ol’ Mar-a-lago Don’s got my vote this year.”I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yas Queen” and “poggers" from the twitch streamers around me. Even saw the lonely blue haired cat lady smile and raise her orange tabby with a hand nitted Maga hat.
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>>475687327>It's not looking good for Kamalashes looking pretty good to me bro
She not a fucking biblethumping idiot so she'll be just fine
I was there too OP. I started the slow clap. It was emotional. I'm not even American but I felt it at that moment. I understand now.
>>475687327This pasta is pretty fresh.
>>475687327Kek
>>475687397Sorry for your mental retardation lmao
>>475687972>>475687972>Sorry for your mental retardation lmaosorry she doesn't have a BBC
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>>475687327This meme doesn't work in reverse. The evangelical southerners worship Trump so the original meme is a fun twist. This is just a lame attempt to subvert the original meme, that doesn't even understand, what made it good.
>>475687327it's true. life wasn't much different from today, except a lot cheaper.
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>>475688285Oakland Kam posting is hilarious and you can suck my cock
>>475688285I think it works. I like it.
>>475688285>implying leftists don't literally make a religion out of their political ideology that cannot be swayed by any exposure to reality
>>475688947Your reply doesn't make sense. I'm defending the rural people vote for Kamala meme.
>>475689095That maybe true but the people who make the pro Kamala shitposts I'm assuming are doing it for fun at least I was. I'll admit its hard to keep it up since I don't really like her. That being said this is obviously something that lacks the depth of what I was doing with Kamala.
>>475688987Why does it work? The reason why the pro Kamala stuff was funny because you'd never think a rural Trump supporter would support Kamala. I could easily see someone in the city supporting Trump
>>475687327That's funny because I saw JD Vance at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
>>475689155I'm sorry I was confused because I didn't think anyone would be narcissistic enough to be upset their own similar pasta shitposts aren't more highly regarded
>>475690202Kek. Reminds me of 2015/2016. Ol’ Dick Spencer
