> The Associated Press removes a fact-check claiming JD Vance has not had sex with a couchhttps://www.theverge.com/2024/7/25/24206088/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction
>>475699450Trump is fucked kek
>"DICKS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this public office before. There could be DICKS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I LOVE SUCKING DICKS" she thought. Hypnotize by Biggie Smalls reverberated her entire campaign bus, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of sex tapes on the internet. "With a blowjob, you can get any career you want" she said to herself, out loud.
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>>475699450FACT CHECKED OUR BOY VANCE MYGUYVERED HIMSELF A SELF-RELIEF TOY AND USED THE SPACE BETWEEN TO COUCHED TO HOLD IT DOWN HE DID IN FACT NOT HAVE SEX WITH A COUCH BUT WITH HIS OWN GENIUS SEX TOY!ALS HE DID NOT FUCK A CHERRY PIE.
>>475699450This is nothing but slander and JD vance needs to sue the fuck out of every shitty tabloid that ran this story. Nothing but a hit piece because thats all the shitlibs can do since cackling kamala has less support than creepy joe.
>>475699872The real joke here is his really writing. I can't believe this was published
>>475699973He needs to sue his own mother then
>>475699872Did anyone vet this guy? Lol wtf
I DID NOT FUCK THAT COUCH
>>475699872Democrats really have gone full schizo haven’t they
>>475699450I can't believe a hillbilly like JD was circumcised. His junkie bitch of a mom must have been really out of it to let the docs cut him. So glad I didn't cut my boys. Also the couch thing sounds like whatever crazy thing boys do to get themselves off when experimenting so if anything it's relatable. Only dumb nigger faggot libs give a shit about this "story" as they desperately search for something - anything - to pull them out of their despair spiral
>>475700314what the actual fuck he went to town on that
>>475699872>Muh MeemawI wonder if Trump ever read this book prior to picking Vance.
>>475700314Are we sure that's his cum? Did anyone else in that house prefer couches?
5 days ago it looked like was surely gonna win and now his campaign is in full collapse mode lmao
>>475702309A good chunk of it is the couch fuckers fault.
>>475700314Looks like something you would find in a synagogue's tunnel
>>475701127might be schizo but at least I've never fucked a couch
>>475702309None of this is real life. Most of the people on /pol/ have not changed their votes. I meant I flipped from "probably not going to vote" to Kamala but the average voter does not loathe israel like I do
>>475699872>receive my manly gift He's worse than somebody from 4chan. This has to be parody.
>>475701127>it's the dems that made vance write thiswho the fucking schizo here?>i think i am guy cause i like hanging out with my male friend meemaw.>i made a jack off tool and put it between the couch meemaw
>>475699450>trump picked a couch fuckerhow do you even come back from this?
>>475699450Couch fuckers BTFO
>>475699872why would anyone ever admit this, especially in writing
>>475699450memeflag fake newsread the article
>>475699450I think peoples first impression of JD is correct. He’s a repulsive CIA spook. I haven’t heard a single person say a single positive thing about him. After the Bush Jr/Sr saga, people have no tolerance for CIA plants.
>>475699450So he raped a couch?
>>475699872This guy is totally insane. Mossad has tons of hard drives on him doing unspeakable things.
I guess that scene didn't make it into the Netflix movie. Director's cut when?
>>475699450>>475699872Why the fuck would you write a book like that AND also build a political career
>>475700314That couch is only slightly cleaner than the one Layne Staley died on
>>475699872Please be fucking real
>>475699872I don't know what's real anymore. For the love of god, someone tell me this is a troll.
>>475699872God, I love this totally real passage from his book that isn’t most likely ai generated. These totally real and honest replies from real people that aren’t bots or paid shills are so genuine to! Wow! I guess I’m voting for Kamala now! Fucking faggots.
>>475705832>>475705836search his book plus pdf. it's so real cause you believe it to be so.>>475705943it only real if you believe to be real that is enough, if enough people believe to be real it became real, that is the power of meme magic.
>>475705836It’s not real at all. This is a nasty, disgusting lie. This page is not in his book. It’s an X (formerly Twitter) troll post that these sick, sad people wish was real. This is why we are winning and will win. Do not let it demoralize you. You should be happy that they are so desperate, but sad that these people are so sick.
>>475706005You’re wrong. Lies are not real. This lie will not work.
>>475699450Was JD Vance literally the only person who wanted to be Trump's VP pick? This guy stinks.
>>475706284lies are what won trump the presidency the meme magic is in telling a lie that can become a truth.
>>475706365It was the truth Trump told that won him the presidency. Calumny is one of the worst sins you can commit. St. Thomas Aquinas says that it is as bad as murder, and even worse since murder is the destruction of a man’s body while calumny is the destruction of his reputation. It will never be real. Like all sins and lies it’s a falsehood that does nothing but harm. The people who spread the lie are harmed by it even worse than the victim.
>>475699872The west has fallen
>>475699872Holy fuck why does Trump always sabotage himself like this? Why would he pick this guy over Carson or the pajeet even?
>>475699872Is this website full of boomers and autists now? This is obviously not real. How dumb you have to be to buy obvious satire.
